POST IT

>>146824972
Justin Gaethje

just in gay gee

I hate double champ super fight BULLSHIT. I don't want to see Makhachev or Topuria going anywhere until they completely clear out the top ranks of their division

>>146824999
Makhachev already has

>>146824999
Honestly, double championships are kinda overrated. They should have two champs fighting for a new belt.

>>146824999
Islam did.
Topuria needs to fight lopes and Evloev at least

i'm DYING to see diego lopes and volkanovski knocked out in the first round and gaethje and hooker submitted in the first round

brazza i didn't lose my sissy hand was broke you know this

>>146825017
one of these things already happened

America > Canada

an incredible thread for incredible fighters

>>146825028
Why is he wearing English Flag shorts?

>>146825026
2. islam heemed volk in round 1 and subbed dookie in round 1. turdlip lost the first round to volk

>>146825020
What about that ngubu dumbluble dumblé that went to PFLel? The pussy that lost a fight to a splinter of wood in his paw.
Anything about him? He should go to UFC

>>146825017
>Volkanovski
Already got knocked out in the first round
>Hooker
Already got submitted in the first round

Thank you for everything Georges

Are we still pretending that figgy doesn't MURDER meRAT?

islam is simply the only fighter in the lower weight classes who stands a chance against ilia

>>146825006
>>146825012
>beat charles to get the belt
>beat a featherweight
>beat said featherweight again on a weeks notice
>beat dustbin (bum)
>beat rank #11 on one days notice
he's done nothing

Islam will beat dricass before chimpmaev.

>>146825071
You fucks never include who Islam should fight. Nobody wants to waste a PPV seeing Justbin Goatse subbed in round 1

>>146825088
nice fanfic

>>146825046
he's done, he wants to be a comedian he's never going to the UFC and he would get heemed anyway

>>146825097
they should rebook the arman fight and the charles rematch

>>146825120
>arman
yes
>charles
one fight win streak against the biggest bum in lightweight

Matt Hughes would kill anyone in LW today

>>146825088
He won't beat anyone top 5 at WW even

>>146825071
He beat Charles and Dustin, for now Dana won't give Arma a shot again, gaycheese is fighint dookie.
There is nothing left.
Also, he only wants to fight in Oct, and it seems Charles x Holloway is on its way. Well, maybe he face the winner of this fight.
I just hope Topussya to stay a while in his division.
>>146825113
>he wants to be a comedian
Are you for real?

>>146825146
Him picking Frank up and slamming him was an formative time in my youth. Turned me into an total weemer.

>>146825113
>he wants to be a comedian
this is what jobbing to a splinter does to a dude

>>146825162
doumbe will fight baki again this year but he just wants money, he's probably retiring soon. he wants to be on TV and make people laugh, that's mainly what he did on his youtube channel before getting heemed by the splinter

arman had his chance and he caved under the pressure

>>146825176
kek americans are so fucking hilarious to look at

>>146825176
What is that thing

>>146825176
aspinall has been real quiet since this callout

Favourite ranked Canadian fighter?

Gane? a winner.

Favorite ranked Finnish fighter?

>>146825071
>>beat a featherweight
Charles ducked
Also Volkanovski was the P4P #1 and is one of the greatest fighters of all time.
>>beat said featherweight again on a weeks notice
Charles ducked
>>beat dustbin (bum)
Arman ducked. Also Dustin is the best fighter to never win a belt and Islam had staph a week before the fight
>>beat rank #11 on one days notice
Arman ducked. Also Moicano had a full training camp and was part of Arman preparation against Islam

The UFC doctors told Arman he could fight and Arman CHOSE to pull out

>>146825214
You tell me funny man

Giorgio Santo-Piero is italian

arman should've came inside

>>146825176
Holy Jesus.

>>146825146
GODslam kicks his head into orbit

>>146825249
>godslam
Surely that's haram

>>146825219
Arjan bhullar isn’t ranked b

>>146825176
la atrocidad...

>>146825231
The doctors advised Arman to not fight

>>146825249
LOL. Matt was stronger than 3 Pigslams combined. He would heem this bitch with a jab

Armussy saw into SlamDADDYs merciless cold eyes and had a prolapse...

>>146824962
*ahem*

>meRAT isnt even on this list
KWAB

Islam could never survive suicide by train.

canadian's are so stuck in the past...

>>146825180
When is my nigga Baki coming to the UFC? He's a brazza with an actual personality, they're usually pretty fun

Islam should probably fight Arman again but seems like that's not gonna happen anytime soon. So, who else is there? Oliveira again? Gaethje? Poirier again? Holloway?
There just aren't any clear contenders who deserve a title shot. At this point they might as well give it to Gamrot or Fiziev.

>>146825356
Well yeah Merab isn't a boring wet blanket he's giving the crowd a show

guida was on a rocketship toward ending the islam meme

>>146825369
Yeah, that's how suicide works.

>>146825408
He's young, he still has time. I don't think he'll get to the UFC before late 2026. He has a pretty boring style right now though so maybe the UFC will think they have enough brazzas for now.

>>146825438
Matt Hughes is just built different.

I dont ever remember GSP lookin like this...

>>146825456
GSP would’ve tapped

So we can all agree that Umar Nurmagomedov will be more motivated than ever after this very competitive loss to the BW GOAT, and he will win the inevitable rematch?

>>146825456
That was one of the greatest miscarriages of justice in UFC history. Merab was not out and the ref simply decided he was out because an ESL combatant didn't immediately respond to a verbal prompt after the final horn.

>>146825456
He looked like that against Matt Serra, Merab's teammate

>>146825456
merab never tapped to strikes

Islam? We have plans for Islam

>>146825456
>don't tap
>don't go to sleep
not a lose

>serra fluke
AVENGED

>>146825477
man Ricky Simon used to look like a killer. then he got gadooshed by Urijah Faber and has been pretty mid ever since

>>146825506
He was asleep

>>146825456
I remember GSP tapping to strikes to Merab coach

>>146825505
It will be a rematch with Hooker.

>>146825525
Are you a doctor?

>>146825505
islam? He's going to GFL.

>>146825550
OH NO NO NO NO NO MeRAT sissies... what is this?

>>146825550
why couldn’t poomar do this?

Simetimes yuo gotta visit the abyss and return from it to became stronger

>>146825550
He was moving his head, clearly still conscious. Goddard made it a last minute technical decision for no reason. Merab was winning

Talmbout abyss b

Bryce was moving. Early stoppage needs to be overturned

>>146825579
poomar is primarly a kiggbawkser b

LETS GOOOOOO

>>146825586
That’s not even Goddard bruh

Merab won
Stop crying

>>146825615
ALL THE STARS ARE HERE

>>146825623
yum, wish they would mount me in a grappling match

>>146825623
i have fucked these girls

>>146825586
>made it a technical decision
What

>>146825615
Schaub deserves better than this

>>146825643
What does he deserve?

>>146825660
Better

Umar won thoughbeit.

>>146825675
the losing contest

>>146825681
True.

He didn't lose so he won.

>>146825637
those are men

dawg lightweight fucking sucks until max sleems islareddit.com

Trvke

Merab won the fight and the story.
Islam won the fight but lost the story.

GODrab won and there's nothing anyone can ever do or say to change that fact.

>>146825579
pre-EPO merab. he barely even looks like the same human

>>146825703
"He" knows

>>146825722
How can you lose a story by obliterating your opponent in 2 minutes?

>>146825615
Who's funding this? I've got some snake oil to sell

>>146825744
Because Moicano is not a top contender, Islam broke the defense record but people still have something to say about it. Therefore he lost the story even if he destroyed Moicano.

>>146825744
got semi-heemed by moiCANo and had to panic shoot

OOOOH STRICKLAND DENIED
https://x.com/dricusduplessis/status/1881985476783161483

i bet cain and javier are so pissed that they have to waste one of their draft picks on abubakar lmao

>>146825755
Maybe on planet retard Islam was fighting the armenian until a day before and isn't the booker

>>146825760
Crotches will be sniffed, whether Strickchud likes it or not.

>>146825760
Uh oh Sniffland is going to tweet about evil Seth Effrica again

>>146825643
Definitely not.

>>146825770
I agree it's not his fault but he still lost the story in the eyes of the audience. Arman lost the story as well btw.

>>146825760
why does strickgod have to be so cringe

Anyone else miss the volk era?

what happened to paulo costa i remember he was everywhere

>>146825788
GOAT shiny bald head

>>146825796
Lost the fights, lost the stories, lost his hair.

>>146825784
Idk seems dumb, if the fight lasted over a round or something then maybe, rn the peanut gallery are cooming over Islam tripping once and claiming a story victory for Moicano because of guru or something sad just ignore them b

>>146825800
Brutal TKO

>>146825796
demoted himself to top 10 gatekeeper by not fighting enough and not fighting smart enough when he does fight. he refuses to fight for points, so he loses by points against the top level guys. he doesn't have KO power to make up for this. no idea why his coaches can't correct this.

>>146825796
Exposed as the pointfighting bum that he is. Even cazzies lost interest on his after he failed to heem the gassed corpse or Rockhold.

why didn't paulo just swing wildly? could it be that strickbased isn't as pillowfisted as heem foresought?

>>146825760
>Strickland """stand and bang"""
Yeah 24 and a half minutes of jabbing and teeping followed by 30 seconds of screaming. What a WARRIOR he is in there.

>>146825820
Not that it matters but I believe Alexander the Great (the other macedonian one) had a far worse and more abusive dad and you never saw him crying about it

>>146825817
Costurd is even more pillowfisted

What are your hopes for PFL this year?

>>146825843
That it goes under

>>146825817
Sean's whole thing is teeps and jabs it all revolves around intercepting forward movement Paulo lost all fire after the loss to Adesanya so he ended up just hesitating for 15 minutes.

>>146825839
Talmbout Alex the Great, b?

Abdulmanapping the Nurmagomedov lads

Merab really won basd on making Umar look like a bitch.
Round 1 and 2 are pretty clearly Umar, tho closer than I though on first watch.
Round 4 and 5 were clearly Merab.
But Round 3 was a coin flip, with them basically landing the sam amount of strikes and takedown, and if anything, Umar having a bit more control might have given it to him.
However, even if he got no control from it, dumping Umar on his ass and taunting while defending his takedown secured the story win.

>>146825845
That’s not good for anyone. Not the fighters, not the production staff, and not the industry. What kind of malcontent are you?

Fuckin eh! Umar lost

uh ohhh schaubster just picked dicsuc

Strickland is such a fucking clown it is criminal he is even getting a rematch

DEPORT HER OPONENT BACK TO ONLYFANS

https://youtube.com/watch?v=YyvuKgaY4xY

>>146825888
Who is this hottie?

>>146825865
vet move by merab

islam is the only one with no nick name
based

>>146825853
Yessir bappa b-b-beast of a greek

>>146825921
ALGERIAN MOMENT

>>146825756
>semi heemed
Utter delusion

>>146825941
mini-heem is still a heem

>>146825800
weight and height bully

>>146824962
>soft spoken
>well rounded
>didnt take damage
>didnt fight to finish
>best gatekeeper of all time
GSP is lucky a guy like Rafael Dos Anjos pre injury wasnt at WW to fuck his world up

>>146825941
They're calling it a microheem if it was just to mock Islam I wouldn't mind but I smell acne ridden mayonnaise farts all over this retarded narrative

>>146825760
Based reference from big dric

Nurmagataptap

IS there a single exciting prospect signed to the GFL or is it all UFC/PRIDE/Bellator rejects?

>>146825966
Hector did nothing wrong

>>146825987
He lost and failed to protect his nation.

Greatness

>>146825991
That more the result and less the action

Anybody have any new Schaubs I can save please? Creatively this place is an black hole with regards to new Schaub image macros. Thank you.

>>146825071
Kill yourself I don't want to see these posts anymore

>>146825994
Joshua Van honestly is one of the most consistently exciting fighter currently in the UFC.
Whenever people say "dude those random flyweight fights are so high pace" they are almost always talking about his fights.

Insider here: Jones will not fight again until November at Madison Square Garden. We might see Poatan vs Aspinall for international fight week.

Charles isn't good, that's why everyone was saying he was bad when he was champion right? Fucking dirty pricks

>>146826017
we don't need schaub anymore

Heeminder: Rico Verhoeven is a bigger, stronger, faster, more skilled kickboxer than Poatan and could take over the heavyweight division whenever he wanted to.

>>146826053
wtf i just watched rico doc and was about to post he would heem all these fools

>>146826049
talmbout Bill Sapp?

>>146826053
uh now I'm heeminded thank you Americanon

>>146825222
>Dustin is the best fighter to never win a belt
His best win was against a short notice holloway, top kek

>>146825200
what foetal alcohol syndrome actually looks like, and not what every mildly ugly looking woman that gets accused of having fas by the troglodytes on this website

>>146826053
tom subs him in 1 minute

>>146826053
Aspinall and jones sub him in round 1

best fighter to never win the belt? Rory Macdonald

>>146826053
gane wins WITHOUT needing to grapple

>>146826079
james vick

>>146826079
Tom Aspinall is up there for sure.

GFL really bringing out the big guns here

>yea bro, jon jones is scared of this fat british guy with 3 losses and a reddit account.
do you realize how fewlish some of you sound?

>>146826079
mr finland

>>146826044
i remember it always being known that islam was the real champ

>>146826089
And sure to stay there

>>146826043
>Insider here: Jones will not fight again until November
it doesn't take insider knowledge to predict that Jones will keep ducking and holding a division hostage.

It will all be decided in the octagoned circle.

>>146826092
I'll be tuning in for Goldie's faggot ass.

>>146826097
Finland has never had a good fighter

>>146826072
This is how professional bodybuilders and school shooters are born.

>>146826095
Why isn’t the fight happening then?

>>146826116
i could have been the next champion but i got schizophrenia and had to stop training and now im fat

>>146826053
no cap b freal a big prawlbum at hevy

Dustin, gus and Romero are better than the red queen

>>146826053
This doo couldn't take over a corpse of Badr Hari TWICE.

>>146826121
Simple. Tom is an asshole and Jones has standards of who he wants to do business with. "British humour" is just being a dickhead.

bruh

no ufc fighter has yet solved the puzzle that is paddy pimblett, and frankly speaking i dont think any will

>>146826140
not his fault badhari has old ankles

I will strike

>>146826049
schaub walked so finney could run

Bruh who tf is dildo Taylor

The GFL have Schaub involved? I retract any previously derogatory statements made.

movsar heem topuria any day

That's one way to end your career. Some of y'alls GOAT.

I just want to see Schaub get knocked out one last time.

>>146826191
Some of you alls finna be calling that boy BJ the finna goat? No finna way

>>146826191
>fighters get old and can't keep up with younger fighters
wow!

>>146826145
these two fights completely ruined his accent

>>146826220
Beautiful white woman

>>146826220
i have fucked this girl

Stricksissy origin story

I trained today. Did you? Didn't think so. That's why I am where I am and you are where you are.

>>146826250
train in what? martial farts?

>>146826246
>this guy pissed all over sissysanya's legacy
holy KWAB

Stricksissy origin story.

>>146826116
Finland fended off the russkies on german stimulants and hunting rifles btw

>>146826246
why did she do that

can't wait to see him get heemed

Dana fumbled him.

>>146826251
wat

>>146826246
GIWTWM

Heeminder: Twitter/X posts are not allowed on this general after the... incident. Bluesky is where we get heem news from now.

>>146826246
What's her problem?

>>146826246
Me on the left making my way out of there

>>146826287
That's an East Asian beating a Southeast Asian.

>>146826297
american

how did manlet fag like volk make it big in fighting
he is so short which mean kick are like punches to him but with long range
and fags tried to punch him
you cant because you will have to bend over
islam made the right choice by kicking him which worked well

u-u-u-uuteen kotiin vie

>>146826250
at the gym today i saw a guy hitting the pads like this

Pereira vs Ankalaev should never happen

>>146826079
>Guida (strikeforce champ)
>Jim Miller
>Josh Thompson (strikeforce champ)
>Yves Edwards
>Maynard


>be Pat Healy
>join strikeforce
>fight eight times going 7-1
>promotion bought by zuffa
>end run in promotion on six fight win streak
>feeling good
>first fight in ufc is against ultimate gatekeeper
>choke gatekeeper
>get bonuses out the ass
>pop for weed
>no mo bonuses
>no mo streak
>next fight? khabib
>UD loss
>next fight? fellow strikeforce kang, bobby green
>UD loss
>next fight? another strikeforce kang, masvidal
>UD loss
>next fight? bonus gatekeeper match, tibau
UD loss

fuck the commission and joe silva

>>146826318
Is he training to fight you?

>>146826274
THE Soviet Union?!

>>146826337
At the only time it meant anything when Georgia's very own Joe was running the firm

>>146826328
It won't. Ankalaev will lose consciousness at the staredown on the ceremonial weigh in cause Pereira will aura mog him real hard.

>>146826318
who would win?

Sit down.

oh so you forgot how much success yoel had with the thigh punch

>>146826430
brazza i have broken jaw i didnt lose you know this

>>146826409
dumbfounded Rockhold with that technique

>>146826401
Donald J. Trump is my president and Giorgia Meloni is my prime minister

cunt

Umar hawk tuah'd? Wow. I didn't know that. You're telling me now for the first time. He led an amazing career. What else can you say?

>>146826401
This looks retarded

>>146826475
rude

>>146826401
i never get interviewed by these statistic people, i think its fake

>>146826535
if you're scared of an unknown number then you're a 'no'

>>146826503
Megan probably would have been a great mom. It's a shame she had to ride the entire UFC roster instead.

>>146826542
i dont get called by anyone

HOLY SHIT IT'S REAL NO WAY!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=298waaM3fpA

*grabs your cock*

Have any of you ever heemed a black guy?

>>146826583
>>146826569
>>146826500
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH

https://youtube.com/watch?v=6msVt0736RY

>>146826401
Seems legit we have become a pathetic vassal in 2 years

>>146826610
emotionally many times as they are weak and fragile beings. jon jones is White

>>146826627
He lost his balls in that fight

>>146826610
I asked one once how long did it take to swim to finland (somali) and he didn't do shit

>>146826610
I've never heemed anyone because that's wrong.

>>146826610
i once tkod a wigger

>>146826610
*heems you*
i have now

>>146826610
nah I'm a pussy

>>146826401
Sound fake for russia
They have like 30 % churkas/central asians
>>146825966
Gay ass movie with gay ass actor
>>146825940
>defeat of a random nafri is more than enough to make gweron cucks happy
Holy buck broken cucks
>>146825440
Boring fighting style, zero finishes
Will never make it
>>146825408
If by personnality, you mean being a cringe zoomer weeb

Rangeban fr*nce

dana black

>>146826755
why don't you love us

macy barber? future ufc champion? maybe

Made a video top 10 most pathetic MMA YouTubers
https://youtu.be/xwTnakoQ0FI?si=pbir5LaxpT4DAQUM

>>146826800
mustache strickland vs mustache dricus? now that's a fight i might want to watch

>>146826791
whats to like :(

>>146826822
we got Benoit Saint-Sissy

>>146826789
Danegro

>>146824962
Arman Tsarukyan is on the rampage jackson podcast right now

>>146826850
rampage jackson played mr t in a remake of the a team

>>146826850
Tsarwhogyatt should get his title shot brazza

>>146826861
Rampage would have beat portajon if he didn't get the injury before the fight and didn't get eye poked

Lmao fucking speed was on argentina he fits right in

>>146826812
>50 minutes
What's wrong with you?

give till the title shot in his ufc return unironically

>>146826755
Summarily execute I mean "octagons" "ufc fighters"

>>146826800
>anti inflation rates
What a retard

romero is going to be a three division champ in the gfl

The UFC killer has arrived

>>146826935
Beautiful guard pull by Dricus

COME TO EQUADOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH

I miss the Leaf who used to tell us to shut the fuck up so he could enjoy his coffee in peace.

>>146826928
on any night these three are still top HW or total shitters lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otEfwCMWmP4

its up

>>146826935
dricus just wanted to see if he could get back up from the worst position (he did)

>>146826401
>42%
Fake as hell they said its 18% on tv.
Fuck you

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGE2Hjg43zs
bernard "yoel romero" hopkins

>>146826943
Your too invested in porn b respectfully

With the first pick in the GFL draft the Washington WordSayers have selected Tyron Woodley

>>146826961
Don't mark out for this. He's just ducking Shavkat, Khamzat, JDM, Brady or anyone who isn't 37 with bad knees.

>>146826980
OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>146826943
>>146827010
wtf bruh

>>146827010
What the hell is this shit

>>146827043
T-Wood ate that shit like some B-B-Q.

>>146826092
schaubs involved?
im in

>we'll live to see Hardy/Werdum
Truly the Golden Age of America.

he still hasn't offed himself unfortunately

>>146827025
>>146827030
>>146827085
You are not ready for 2025

>>146827058
nate knocked fight iq into his brain

i wonder if hes actually french or spammy with a new flag. i blame coral for all of this, personally

are asian fighters getting worse?

>>146827010
that guy has a big dick

>>146827010
Can't believe how normalised this shit is now, fucking disgusting

>>146827172
Turn my monitor on

>>146827230
Why do they never do a shoot boston crab ? It hurts real bad.

>>146827243
first funny post you ever made

>>146827248
It has been used in MMA before. I’d guess it’s something that only works on turbocans though

>>146826095
Imagine actively ducking a fat british guy with 3 losses and a reddit account kwab niggy

>>146827248
Why wouldn't they just kick you off when you try to turn them

>>146827269
jon's avoiding him because of how not scared he is of him cazzie

yeah, you're right, merab won the last 3 rounds... but the first 2 rounds were 10-8s for umar

>>146827251
I'm not your jester tonibler

Why doesn't the UFC just pay Jon 40M? If the guy who has 16 UFC title fight wins on his resume isn't worth that kind of money, then who is? And if the sport can't pay elite athletes elite purses wudder we even doin here b?

>>146827354
They'll pay Ole Jonesy what he wants if anything Daner knows what's best for business

Jon Jones should just retire.

>>146827354
Jon is pricing himself out. Whatever the UFC pay it won’t be enough

Lord have mercy on the next dude who steps in the cage with Sergei Pavlovich

Michael Chandler def. Dustin Poirier in RD 2 (4:01) via technical submission (mandible claw)

>>146827417
That would be Rozenstruik

>>146827417
That would be Herb Dean

>>146827417
rip DC

>>146827218
>>146827117
>>146827010
You ever think about how western society started declining around when women were given the right to vote? Interesting coincidence.

rozenstruik is a stylistic nightmare for aspinall

>>146827496
good thing sergei will kill him before he can fight aspinall

>>146827417
>double knee braces
jamahahaill xisters......

>>146827436
what I wouldn't give to see Herb Dean or Mark Whatshisface get KO'd by a heavyweight. next early stoppage Pavlovich steps in the ring,
>not so fast
and KOs the ref. imagine.

>>146825505
khabitchmade pussy

>>146827417
Isn't this the fat toddler who sucks shit chunks at fighting

>>146827496
why

>>146825505
it's the winner of gaethje/hooker isn't it

>>146827551
No youre thinking of merab devilishwilly

>>146827529
The scottish poof your thimbaut is called Goddard

>>146827558
Ali says hes coming back early summer. If gaychi and hooker have a war, the winner may not be ready by then

>>146827576
yeah him but also the bald black guy, isn't his name also Mark? both of them HORRENDOUS stoppages all year.

>>146827579
so he'll fight the loser then

I think Pavlovitch is a dangerous matchup for Jones

>>146827590
Mark Smith is that deep tanned poofter

hooker loses the rematch and the trilogy match but islam needs to be real careful in the 4th bout

O'Malley wins the rematch

blaydes provides some interesting problems for jones, i mean he might not win but there are some problems

>>146827610
Im gonna crack open my sergei folder next week

>>146827610
Shut up

>>146827659
sirgay

sirgay pablobitch

>>146827636
Hooker, with the right preparation could probably split decision Islam

gane flushes him for good and you know it

madamegay

Jon jones would lead the usa war effort against england

>>146827696
>>146827703
Really? You think it’s funny to disrespect an army veteran?

>>146827746
yeah

Sirheterosexual Pavlovich

Sean O'Malley has never lost a rematch.

hem

dustin poirier has never lost two in a row

Garth heems Islam with a sprawl btw

every prospect got fraud checked

So now that the dust has settled what happened between Smiff and Bisping

A. Volkanovski is undefeated at bantamweight

still reeling from this paul o'costa performance
what was going through his braincell

>>146827779
Benoit Saint Penis is now ranked lower than Paddy Pimblett

>>146827808
As he should be. His performance vs moicano was embarrassing

>>146827759
heh)

>>146827807
sean kd' costa 3 times in this fight

>>146827807
How can anyone get a title shot from this absolute fucking dogshit

If I was a former UFC fighter I would fight twice a week in regional bum promotions for 2k/2k

Mox Holloway
Mateusz Gamrot
5 rounds

>>146827852
In GFL

>>146827837
They probably made him a promise they shouldn’t have

>>146827852
They already booked Poolloway vs Charlito 2 for International Fight Week.

>>146827835
FACT check: FALSE
There were NO knockdowns between Paulo Costa and Sean Strickland
http://ufcstats.com/statistics/events/completed

>>146827850
Makwan will do it for drink tickets and a t shirt

There are few things that are truly badd ass. There’s the special forces, the SEALs, the rangers and there are those who fight in the GFL. To the man they are bad to the bone.

Unreal dickriding

Excellence of execution

>>146826800
I remember when he was loved around here. But I knew as soon as he won the belt that he'd talk to much and start being cringe. Same thing happened with Pereddit, but at least he doesn't talk a lot. Anons seem to like the come-up but hate when a fighter actually makes it, because then they start having to do gay media things and selling out.

>>146827948
He doesn't have much left, just let him weak an effigy of his president around his neck like it's a crucifix. Dana's probably going to make him fight another black guy next anyways

>>146827970
i thought his style was boring and would clown on him all the time
i never even knew he was an edge lord, he just had boring decisions

why are most american mma fighters sucking on trump's cock ? I know most mma fighters are retards but still, usually they have some sort of pride or dignity

>>146828248
It's much sadder when Merab thanked Dana for giving him a job and the USA for letting him pay taxes there

>>146828248
Bending the knee
Dana White and Joe Rogan might as well be advisors to the Trump administration, so getting on Trumps backside will quickly see them out of a job and the fanbase turned on them
Also most fighters are conservative in upbringing and thinking

cope and sneed

>>146828317
that's exactly the sort of humiliation ritual I talk about
lil uncle tom zesty ass nigga

>>146828296
Cool story Luke but the village people also "bent the knee" arkham's laser says that the simple reason is that they relate to and aspire to be Daner's friend

>>146828363
Please don’t say “Tom” it’s one of Portajon’s trigger words

>>146828405
ugly girls scarring up the face of pretty girls does something to me

Can't wait until Jones ends the Asinine meme and relegates him to hanging with Piers Morgan

>>146828405
there were never any pakistani fighters in the ufc ever not one
even sirs have been in the ufc
picture that

Gustin Faggotbutter

>>146828459
its the country with the largest population that has never had any ufc fighters

>>146827759
Why are so many fighters coming out as gay recently?

Cazzies watch the fights
Patricians skip the fights and go straight to the post-fight presser

>>146828317
Jon was a kamala voter until Donald won, then he was full on cooning

watching the fights is not necessary, you can get all the data online afterward. i haven't watched a fight in years.

>>146828776
who won this fight

>>146828631
Women are a hassle

>>146828801
rahkamov lost all aura

>>146828248
Probably the same reason why Macron turns into a submissive puppy whenever he's in Trump's presence.

>>146828801
Shavkat won the fight but lost the story real hard.

I am a stylistic nightmare for /heem/
Do all the mma math you want, kid, I beat you everywhere

>>146828801
Horseman vs Vegetarian. Horseman won but vegetarian made horseman look beatable.

>>146829077
I will be performing MMA poetry

>>146829077
*ducks you*

Stricksissy origin story

>>146828501
ts tsts

everyone wants the paddy fight https://x.com/ChampRDS/status/1882174376977830361

>>146829101
I war machine your christy mack
every burger champ is black
>>146829101
Speedy Gonzalez claims a Georgian wog
Your only champs are women dawg

>>146826053
Rico and Aspinall have trained together a few times, I'm sure Tom has let him experience how fast he would take down and submit him, so we won't see Rico in the UFC sadly

>>146829169
what a pillowfisted N

>>146829282
Kek

Merab won
Gamrot won

>>146829282
Heemed him stiff at his own game

fuck it, just give michael chandler the title shot

literally why not

Belel should be cut

>>146829454
Michael Chandler is the only threat to Islam's reign.

Benoit Saint Denis won

Y'all ever shit a fart or what?

>>146829467
Whilst underneath me from a vicious elbow.

>Leon Edwards
0 fight winstreak
>Mike Malott
1 fight winstreak

Make the fight Dana

>>146829169
Is he the black kid considering he landed 20 punches cleanly and a chair to the back of the head and still couldn't knock him out?

>>146826053
Rico is mid and is only such a dominant champion in HW kickboxing cause of how shit that division is right now.

>>146829490
I've paid to go to the umar and just ripped a khabib instead of mokaeved an ankalaev it's tawlf

Umar Nurmagomedov is the best bantamweight in the world

>>146829610
at the losing contest

Uranus Faber

[wmma fighter] should be cut

Skye Nicholson needs to be stripped immediately

>>146829671
Whilst beneath me holding my hand as her taint rips from giving birth to my vicious son.

>>146829671
Stripped*

>>146829671
Zhang Weili should be paid to sit on my face.

>>146829686
Whilst beneath me.

>>146829710
She would crush you like a grape

Belal should be cut
from the same cloth as GSP, Jon Jones, Demetrious Johnson and the other greats.

Sergei Pavlovich's penis is 23 centimeters long I have seen it

>>146828488
Who is the DSP of MMA?

>>146829869
james vick

>>146829867
That was me b I'm sorry

Sergay Penislovich

Nogay homovich

Rozenstroke the Penislovich

Sirgay Penislover

>>146829867
can confirm i have sucked it

Sirgay Akhmatsilovich Nabutylkin

>>146829869
Gotta be Anthony Smith right?

>>146827043
This just proves Strikeforce was better than the UFC

>>146830079
How?

UFC needs to hire a guy on the commentary team who doesn't necessarily know anything about fighting or the fighters, and who doesn't really say anything,but who can provide sound effects like GABOOF, BOINK, BAZINGA!, etc.
I could do that.

>>146830148
What would a Strickland jab sound like?

>>146829997
You weren't supposed to fuckin suck and tell homppeli

>>146827852
Holy. Shit.

>>146830184
quiet airy fart

>>146830184
https://youtu.be/LZN_nUe8koc

>>146830200
Don't tell me what to do, bitch.

>>146830184
Piff

>>146827852
for the BMF belt
hell yeah

>>146830233
*sniff* you can't just say stuff like that man

>>146830059
deep waters.

>>146830184
The BOOM SHAKALAKA soundbite from NBA Jam

Um, are you going to make the thread?

yeah just a sec

>>146830502
shut up you smell get away from me smelly

>>146829282
We a heavyweight champion unlike Asstralians.

I need to sleep soon please be fast

just made the new thread but forgot to noko so it's lost forever

>>146830603
Ortega tanked that shit.

Vvlk Wxn.