rays

Jays

Is this nu?

teamies

Doyers
got my #LAStrong shirt in the mail today

fagime

>>146818968
chadime

japs

anglels

Hey look, it's the thread

Most of these guys had lackluster careers, how are they even considered for the HoF?

recker MINDFUCKED manoah

>>146818991
No one who wore the double ear flap helmet should be allowed in the hall.

>>146818991
They're just eligible now, doesn't mean they'll get in.

>>146818991
they all had good careers. none of them are HoFers though.

Is ERG the Mindfucker?

cashman MINDFUCKED cohen

>>146818991
You only need 10 years in the MLB and be retired for 5 to appear on the ballot
Being on the ballot doesn’t really mean anything and most will fall off with 0 votes

>>146818991
A buddy of mine is a licensed fly fishing guide and used to take Rick Porcello fly fishing in upstate NY

DODGER GOD CHADS OWN YOU

how ohtani gets to do steroids and nobody cares but they still are lynching arod for doing roids?

>>146818991
>Howie Kendrick in a Nats uniform and not Angels
The bias against my Angels is unreal

Yankees

>>146818991
>only player here that might make the hall is Hamlels
I better see Braun get 0 votes just from an integrity standpoint
>>146819076
He did win NLCS MVP with the Nats

Deferreds

>>146819092
>He did win NLCS MVP with the Nats
In theory if he did make the HOF it would be as an Angel though

Reminder that you will not get a shitty stinky yankgers rerun in 2025

>>146819121
Still it’s what he’s known for
He won’t sniff the hall anyway

>>146818991
Hamels is the only one with a shot, Braun can maybe survive a couple ballots. 2026 will be a good year for guys already on the ballot to get votes.

Reminder that New York (((writers))) are evil and have no soul

>>146819175
There is no way Braun stays on the ballot after lying about that guy that handled his drug test

>>146818991
I could see Hamels but that's basically it honestly. Braun would maybe if he didn't do PEDs and perpetuate certain stereotypes about people of Hebraic heritage

>>146819193
the feigned outrage reminded me of Clemens and McGwire

>>146819227
The fact he’s only got busted right after and had to eat shit was hilarious
Fuck Braun

Ryan Braun RAPES the cubbies

>>146819273
That's ok he raped us too

>>146818991
all these guys besides hamels are going to be unanimous iykwim

>>146819273
He raped everyone in that division

>>146819273
Meh, he was pretty bad after he got caught cheating

I do not care about McGwire. I am too young to remember him. Thankfully >we never won a WS with him or else it would be tainted.

ohtani made me racist

>>146819127
Yeah, I’m thinking based.

who is the guy that didn't vote for Ichiro?

when will recker appear on the ballot? capcha unrelated

Ask not what my doyers can do for you, ask what you can do for my doyers.

I didn't vote for Ichiro

>>146819470
Can I pull the ball out of their gloves while I'm patrolling right field?

>that one writer
respect

gatekeeping first ballot was stupid so now unanimous votes is the grumpy man's last resort

>>146819506
this but unironically. why waste a precious vote on someone who's an absolute lock to get in?

>>146819569
boomies own ya

Yadier Molina WILL get in the hof.
Adam Wainwright WILL NOT get in the hof.


FACTS.

>>146819569
First ballot gatekeeping I can respect
Griffey Jr. not getting in with 100% but Mariano did I cannot

>>146819658
Since when do chads have 2+ chins?

>>146819658
Gyatt Dayum! New Yorkers look like that?

>>146819690
'fraid so

Apologize

>>146819655
Pure cubbie cope

I don't vote for first years no matter what. He would've made it anyway.

>>146819671
*buck breaks LA's greatest "athlete"*

I was drunk. I’m drunk right now.

dodgers suck

I was drunk. I’m drunk right now.

>>146819813

based

I used to be gay
I still am, but I used too to

>>146818991
put daniel murphy in

>>146819946
go mets

Unanimous for Ichiro? Nah nigga, that's reserved for Shohei nigga.

I took a leak in the fresh snow and the shape of the area left from the melt looks life South America. I'm pretty sure it's some kind of a sign but I haven't figured out what it means yet.

>>146820029
:-(

What’s up with dodgers fans and jerking off to anime children?

Mixed beverage permit

Reminder: the Royals aren't gonna do shit.

>>146820521
oh. thanks. i was gonna ask.

>>146820521
go get raped

It was me. I was the BBWA voter who did not vote for Ichiro.

>>146820583

source?!?

>>146820120
they are very very despicable people

I don’t support voting in general

erm more like Basedals!

How many games will (You) go to this season?

>>146820678
Noooooooooooooooooo ERG you win this round >:O

>>146820686
0

>>146820658
There are thousands of anime’s and characters to choose from yet they only post little girls? Why is that?

>>146820686
Opening day after that maybe 0

Cubs

>>146820686

20 to 30 hopefully

>>146820711
Cane's

Lmao

>>146820753
What the deuce

>>146820764
holy shit biden at the game

>>146820764
You know that’s a gang sign right? might as well have painted a target on his back. Won’t be long now…

>>146820764
roki is cute. he looks like an anime character

she jom on my boy til I break down

Is it culture shock from being in a new country? Is he socially awkward? Does he even want to be here?
Lol he definitely knows a lot of people are upset with him

LeRoki

>>146820888
checked
based LeGoat

why are all the japs on doyers autistic faggot douchebags yet ichiro and matsui were both cool?

>>146820878
Nothing a few dbl dbls wouldn't fix

>>146820878
sasaki has been a big NBA fan since childhood.
I think he's just shy and nervous, but secretly overjoyed to be here.

>>146820880

;-]

>>146820753
retard

>>146820913
yamamoto and ohtani don't speak English because they are not good at it.
They are not shy.

>>146820923
is that the Anime flag?

>>146820939
No it’s the “I have a vpn and suck off japs” flag

>>146820939
no.
samurai flag.
I commit seppuku every day, believe me.

>>146820939
it's literally anime the country.

>>146820938
ohtani speaks English fluently

>>146820969
will you show me?

>>146820878
he's doing everything for vanity reasons and now he's in an awkward American media position where he's getting all these things but most of the world hates him for it

>>146820878
>>146820888
>>146820764
naaaaah this is crazy. I love the NBA so much, thanks for posting this. low key needs to work on his fit tho nahmsayin'. one love

>>146820888
the way his face changed, you just know LeBron told him "by the way, i think you should've joined the Guardians"

Someone redpill me on the city of Cincinnati

sasaki is so very very happy to be here at Los Angeles!

>>146820991
they have weird chili
they have a zoo
the main character from the devil wears prada was from there

oh also i think they have some sort of sports team there?

>>146820993
until he gets robbed by some doyerpacos

>>146820991
Named after this guy.

>>146820974
R-18

We bought a zoo!

>>146820993
That’s awesome! Thanks for sharing

Looks like just an Asian NBA fanboy

>>146821018
HES SO KAWAII!!!
IRL ANIME!!!!!!!!!

Delta airline
DONT
EXPECT
LUGGAGE
TO ARRIVE
kekkies

>>146821018
those are mostly Chinese though

Bookies are giving the Dodgers a 30% implied probability of winning the World Series. The next closest teams are Yankees(12%) and Braves(9%). Why even watch MLB when it’s clear Dodgers will just win again and again?

>>146820991
They put chili on spaghetti and pretend it’s good

>>146820991

we have several grocery stores. and a theater

>>146821026
Skyline chili is just chili 5 way from steak n shake. Although I like Chili 5 way a lot.

>>146821030
What are the 3 biggest grocery chains in descending order of size?

>>146821025
If ever there’s a sport you should fade the preseason favorite it’s baseball. They could get swept in the ALDS after winning 113 games

>>146820993
This is Sasaki posting

Sucky sucky my balls

>>146821043

kroger meijer and probably trader joes? im a little toasted so that might be wrong

>>146820880
Kino post, this is next on my list

he's celebrating now, but soon Winker will send one up Sasaki's stinker

Anime
AWESOME
NEAT
INTERESTING
MASTERFUL
ENGAGING

>>146821058
More like Drinky!

>>146821058
no big wal*shat stores there?

>>146821037
Is it good? It just looks like it causes horrible diarrhea. A pound each of noodles, chili, cheese, and onions

>>146821071

i guess i don't consider them a grocer. not sure why

Dodger bros who are the kino Japanese players were getting next year? We need at least one a year to maximize the kino

>>146821077
Murakami the war criminal at 3rd is possible

>>146821074
probably because they didn't start the proper way and just muscled their way into the market

>>146821090
Well I have no issue replacing Max Muncy that’s for sure. Let’s get him!

>>146821074
I eat babby bought at babby sale.

>>146821105
but that funky muncy has been so good for the doyers over the years

>>146821074
I will pay the extra 10% to go to target or somewhere else if I need something from Walmart. It’s spiritual rape

>>146821114
>It’s spiritual rape
Completely agree. One sees the dregs of society and despair.

>>146821114
>>146821123
I've been broken and no longer care. If I can get away with finding everything I need there without going anywhere else, I'll do it.

>>146821025
30% is a low probability.
If you were told there was a 70% chance of death, would you rejoice and say, "Yay, I'm lucky!

>>146821149
30% is extremely high from the perspective of historical betting odds.

>>146821061
it’s fucking good, man. been a long time since I first watched it. revisiting lynch’s work for obvious reasons. gonna watch inland empire for the first time tomorrow tho

Sasaki wanted to be a very reserved, private person who joined a nice small market team. That's why he joined the Los Angeles Dodgers after months of media attention and immediately started going to Lakers games sitting in the very front and posing for photos with LeBron and Hachimura

>>146821149
30% is not low at the start of a season you retard

Based small market enthusiast Roki Sasaki signing with the Los Angeles Dodgers.

>>146821044
I mean the AL is dogshit see the last 5 years

>>146821077
>>146821090
We don't need any more Asians.
We need whites and Mexicans.

>>146821161
looks like he's by himself. 23 and in the front row of a Laker game getting to meet Lebron. what a life.

>>146821169
I'm just glad there's SOMEONE shining a light on the nice hole in the wall small town city of Los Angeles

>>146821149
there is literally no field where a 30% probability is considered anything but large

>>146821044
NLDS*

>>146821161
but he hasn't taken a photo with AD and bronny yet

>>146821149
Pvt Ramirez...

>>146821195
How is the Air Force station at Nagasaki Private Gomez?

>>146821025
There’s a 70% chance someone other than the dodgers win (and betting markets don’t reflect what Vegas thinks what happen)
If anything if you think muh mlb rigged then the dodgers probably won’t win because the puppet masters are Vegas will be most exposed to the dodgers

>>146821161
Yes, everything his agent said was a lie to get the heat off of him and the dodgers. they likely had an agreement months if not years ago. it is what it is, the world isn’t fair. they are far from a sure thing to win the World Series and the baseball gods are real

>>146821149
I had an uncle who had a 30% chance to die during a surgery, and he did. So it's not really that low.

>>146821180
Shut the fuck up faggot. Leave us alone, your posts are awful

My favorite foreigner flags are blow gays panama and Bahamas bro.

>>146821215
No, I'm a real jap ameribro
I think the other guy is Gomez

>>146821264
You’re both gomez

>>146820764
>>146820878
all these new japanese athletes dress so lame, Ichiro mogs all of them and that's why he's a hall of famer while this guy will be forgotten in a couple years

>>146821264
As an anime fan, I appreciate this reference.

My favorite japanese MLB star is So Taguchi.

So why DID Roki Sasaki join the Dodgers? Pretty much just because theres two Japanese players on there? Or is there a legitimate other reason

>>146821159
I’ve seen it, but also been a few years. I just watched Wild At Heart for the first time which wasn’t my favorite of his. It was funny though, and Nick Cage and Laura Dern were excellent.

>>146821349
they win and are popular and therefore he'll get tons of attention and money.

>>146821349
Because they were a small market team.

>>146821352
saw it in the theater when it came out and that was the last time I ever watched a Lynch movie the whole way through.

>>146821349
No dick just like Ohtrany

>>146821161
Baseball Gods are watching. Doggies gone doo.

>>146821349
large asian population, chance at winning, good at developing pitchers, good commercial opportunities, no pressure to succeed

>>146821349
unironically will get less attention there than for whatever team these whiny faggots root for

>>146821349
He said he just wanted to be a Dodger. Dodgers and Yankees are the Real Madrid and Barcelona of Baseball. People just want to play for them.

>>146821397
ha

>>146821397
Untrue pacosama

Rumors of Cease going to Braves, dunno who'll we get but personally I'll trade Suarez for Cubster. Still waiting for our major league trade or action.... Nothing is being done by Siedler bros....

If sasaki went to the New York team, he would be back in Japan in half a day.

>>146821401
>People just want to play for them.
I wouldn't say that. Sasaki is a unique case, but all of their star players went to the Dodgers or extended with the Dodgers because they paid them the most.
Even with Sasaki, while the Dodgers will pay him less than the Padres could have, they'll probably secure him more money off the field than the dads could have

>>146821426
>swindled freeman from the Gay Braves kek
Doyers have always been a shady and reprehensible organization. There is no doubt they had an under the table deal with Sasaki this entire time.

>>146821426
how could you forget Ohtani's $700m hometown discount. he wanted to play for the most kino epicest baseball team of all time!

>>146821423
New Yorkers would not respect his privacy. they'd throw a big parade announcing his arrival and then rake him across the coals for not showing them what his asshole looks like after a month.

Asides from Roki and probably Teo, there was nothing stopping your teams from getting Snell, Scott, or Yates.

>>146821423
Dodgers are a New York Team, hikikomori. LA can’t establish their own teams.

>>146821452
>Snell, Scott, or Yates.
correct. All other teams had to do was offer more money than the Dodgers did, but none of them did

>>146821452
Didn't the Red Sox offer more money for someone and they still went to the Doyers ?

>>146821464
No, that was complete fake news that was retracted almost immediately

>>146821077
Dodgers will bring Japanese cheerleaders over.

>>146821464
Mets offered Tay Oscar Her Nandez more too

>>146821463
Teams that do not have the geographical or culture of winning like them just need to up their offers a little more (more money or extra years).

Why does everyone care about Ichiro not being unanimous so much
He was kinda mid, only really borderline HoF
Defensive stats aren't very reliable, and his case rests on them since he was a good but nowhere near great hitter
Muh hits is a boomer-tier argument but even then he only got 3000 by playing well past the point he should have been done

>>146821503
geographical advantages*

>>146821480
no, they'd make a bunch of fat latinas do it instead

>>146821489
Yes, players sign to whichever team offers them the most money, as is the case for all the stars on the Dodgers. That is my point

my favorite dodgers team friendly deal is when they gave a pitcher that had never played an MLB game the largest contract for a starting pitcher ever kek

it's just the draw of the bright lights of LA baby! we love it!

>>146821349
also, LA is probably the second most popular American city for Japanese after Honolulu

In hindsight its kinda crazy the Dodgers got Glasnow for as little as they did. $137m/5 years for a guy that has only thrown above 100 IP in his 9 year career is an absolute steal, I don't care what anybody says.

Anyway, when Sasaki is pulled out of his first game in the 3rd inning, don't say you didn't see it coming

I'm shocked Mookie Betts signed a 12 year extension at his age 28 season. Yeah, he's the 4th highest paid player in all of baseball but he probably would have gotten upwards of $500m on the open market.

can anyone explain to me why the fuck Will Smith signed a 10 year extension with the Dodgers? Yeah, he's 29 and is getting paid until his age 39 season, but 30 year old catchers usually BREAK THE BANK when they hit the market. Look at how much all the other 30 year old catchers are making around baseball. He could have gotten WAAAAAAY more than $140m

Ohtani will be injured pitching after one month, Yamamoto is going to decline due to his own ego, and Sasaki is going to embarrass himself and his country in the big leagues.

sup /mlb/, genuinely more interested in how the whitesox come back from last season than the mets. It has to be possible right?

>>146821601
i can't imagine any player on the team is going to be able to imagine going to the field in high spirits after the last season and losing Crochet in the offseason

>>146821601

i think their win total is ridiculously low at the sportsbooks. i hate pecota but it'd be funny to see what that says about 2025 for them

>>146821599
I'm about right, but I think yamamoto will retire due to a scandal involving a woman.

>>146821601
They will break the win percentage record next and end up with the worst back to back seasons of all time

>>146821601
They might be worse next year
You know how crazy that is

>>146821634
He's the Japanese trevor bauer?

>>146821601
probably win about 60 just from regressing to average luck, no team has a true talent level of 40 wins, it takes being exceptionally unlucky to get there

>>146821653
I think it will.

>>146821657
Also the comedy central won't get 3 teams in the playoffs again, that was a fucking fluke

>>146821657
I’m not at my computer rn but does anyone have the webm of them losing in the bottom of the 9th, in a 1 run game, because the tying run forgot there was only one out and didn’t tag up at first?

>>146821601
As a White Sox fan they've signed basically nothing but fringe roster guys. But just dumping Grifol and having a little better luck -should- help but how much is unknown cause they wont have Crochet and Fedde pitching there. Me and most of my friends are thinking somewhere around 110-115 losses. Maybe 100-110 if Quero, Teel and Montgomery get promoted and are impact guys out of the gate.

Ima report so many Dodgers fan once baseball season comes. Best part is I'll get paid for it.

Nice, two jap flags banned in one day

>>146821872
I'm proud to be JAP

>>146821938
That's wrong, because the Jap love sex.

>>146821506
t. The boomer who didn't vote for Ichiro.

Ichiro has low WAR and OPS.
I'm sure there are a few people out there who would argue against his induction into the Hall of Fame.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xhD8WJDEixQ

>>146822092
this is 4chan fuckwit. we are you posting a blog post from reddit?

FUCK OFF

>>146822112
Stop giving the fake jap larper attention

>>146822112
Wrong.
This is /mlb/.

>>146822129
my judgement is impaired. I should go to sleep.
>>146822136
suck my dick.

D O Y E R S
O
Y
E
R
S

Post

It's Houspina now

>>146819420
me

alright, who's balls have i gotta fondle to get the Angels to use their old logo they had as a minor team before the Dodgers stole it.

>>146824075
Mine

gm

good morning

>>146824172
Mornin’

>>146824235
all catchers have big butts. will you stop being gay?

>>146824285
Is it gay if it's Recker?

>>146824434
Is his ass feminine and female?

>>146824469
>Is his ass feminine and female?
His?

what part of this looks female to you?

>>146824481
Answer the question

>>146824517
Sorry. My bad

>2 more Yankees in the HoF
How many Yankees are they adding in the next 2026?

Let's be clear: I never said that

>>146824688
Oh yea explain this then

>>146824991
I don't remember that..

>>146824075
Did they steal their relevancy and their rings as well from the Angels?
Angels ain't it. Also your welcome letting you play in Dodger stadium cause you had no where to play.

>>146825025
brodie was lost in a recker haze

>>146825025
The Reckie spell had him

Baseball America Top 100 Prospects Pod

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ef0eb1ZppcM

>>146825025
>>146824688
Backtracking so quickly?

>Greenland lost
>Ohtani popping off
>Now gay for reckie
Grim

Pretty crazy Ohtani has set the precedent that if you’re a Japanese player you just don’t have to talk to the media or take any responsibility for your performance on the field like every other player does, you just get to pretend to be some kind of wholesome retard who can’t talk because you’re Japanese.

>>146825262
Yeah and? If I was a baseball player I would eat tons of penalties not talking to (((the press))).
Plus I'm sure he saw Bauer get crucified for nothing.

>>146825248
The truth comes out…

>>146825275
It’s a part of their job that they get paid millions of dollars to do.

Hey Anon, I heard your baseball team is hosting Hololive Night this season. Can I come with you?

>>146825286
Yeah as dictated by MLB because they are in bed with the media companies. Fuck them fine me idgaf.

>>146825306
If he's actually a fan that's fine. He has shit taste in JPs though Okayu is pure sex.

>>146825248
could've been someone else...

>>146825330
Imagine being a Dominican guy who can’t speak English very well but you still have to answer questions and then Ohtani and his fellow Japanese players just never have to say shit and no one cares.

>>146825361
Dominican should just pretent to not know English? Why is everyone (just you) mad at Ohtani for skipping faggy interviews or doing it in JP for his fans back home?

>>146825389
Sorry. I LOVE ANIME AND OHTANI!!!

>>146825394
That's better. You forgot Gura though.

Mookie in Japan furthering Doyer Dominance

I'm fem tho

>>146825523
Are you a Fembud?

>>146825361
It’s not that they have to, it’s just that they’re based and they choose to. Ohtani had to make a spectacle about winning a World Series before finally gracing us with the privilege of hearing him speak our barbaric language (he’s a megalomaniacal sociopath).

>>146818937
Did I pick the Padres precisely during their most relevant moment in recent history?
Are they going back to being nobodies?

Don't answer those. They're rhetorical questions. I'm stickin with me poodres

>>146825575
Are you a woman?

>>146825340
Mogu Mogu Yummy

>>146825641
I am tho

>>146825641
Literally a girl

>>146825641
I’m a girl

>>146825641
I’m a girl though

It's a Doggy Dog league, that's why my Dodgers are on top.

>>146825768
>>146825778
>>146825787
>>146825795
>>146825806
Is anything allowed in America when it comes to girls?
You're not ugly old hags, are you?
Can I trust that these are really cute girls between 18 and 25 years old?

>>146825262
You don't have to be Japanese to avoid the media. Bonds was not talking to the media long before Ohtani.

With respect to which players do you have difficulty telling men and women apart?

>MLB Network will be televising the entire 2025 Caribbean Series in English.

English broadcast confirmed, waiting to see if they're going to implement the pitch clock though it's not likely.

>padres are the only nl west team to not sign a player
grim

>>146826028
I hope they let them play baseball as God intended.

>>146826028
eeeeeh i no watch dis beisbol. it is eeeeeeh no for me you kno? i hope you av lots of funs and tey eehh win you kno?

will the caribbean series have its own thread or are we using the genny

>>146825806
>>146825795
>>146825787
>>146825778
>>146825768
This was an attack!
>>146825698
Hell yeah brother.

>>146826195
last time it had its own

>>146826161
Yucatán and the whole Venezuelan coast is on the shores of the Caribbean.

This is /mlb/

>>146826283
wait...theyre yankees fans...but, wearing mets jerseys?

>>146826252
>average burger
>geography that isn't local area
Lmao cmon

>
I still remember when one of the retards on foul territory wanted the angels to trade for him and everyone shit on him

>>146826311
wow ron washington must be so honored to get to be able to coach the player who broke the color barrier

Perry and Arte got their man! All-Star SS! What a steal!

>>146826308
I try to be fair

>>146826311
>>146826334
>>146826381
Dane poster has gotta be ecstatic

>>146826028
Looks like its Alex "Rami-chan" Ramirez's Japan Breeze representing the Nips. Hope they can get a couple decent active NPB cats to fill out the roster.

>>146826420
only in new york!

>>146818964
>Fagime
o no ya don't

>>146821349
Power of friendship

It’s so over for you mother fuckers

how can I get into NPB?

THEY'RE FIGHTING
THEY'RE SWINGING
DOWN GOES ANDERSON
DOWN GOES ANDERSON

>>146826553
get a shit sleep schedule

>>146826540
It's so over for the NL west

This reminds me of here comes the pizza because it was Garret Anderson on the anglels who was involved in the play. I forgot how funny this was.

https://youtu.be/ufSQMXLO95w?si=4aCOonaPhBhDr8ED

I thought the japonese were supposed to be smart but I guess that’s why these two are playing baseball instead of curing disease or solving the pythagorean theorem

>>146826311
Still amazing how fast he went from a good hitter to unrosterable. Hitters usually wait till their well into their 30's before drops like that. I know people meme about Jose Ramirez ending his career but he got hurt in the middle of 22 and was never the same again.

>>146826756
>caring about spring training
miss me with that newfag shit. wake me and the rest of the oldcums up in april

I haven't been following the off-season signings for about a week now. Has sasaki signed with the padres yet?

>>146826712
Nah those grills are fucking nasty

>>146826835
Bazed...zased egen

>>146826884
umm sure... press conference is today at 3 pdt. Tune in.

>>146826884
No, he signed for my Jays. The AL East is ours

>>146826545
hopefully an alternate and they're not getting rid of/altering the road gray

let's go Dodgers

>>146827072
You ain't based..nuh uh...you ain't even closed to zased...

>>146826545
apparently there will be 2 new jerseys this season, an orange alternate would be nice

Fem doe

>>146827118
New usually means bad judging by the feast or famine city connect jerseys

>>146827072
this ain’t sovl.

Tricia Whitaker? Now that's sovl.

I GOT BIG WHITE COWBOY GORILLA BALLS

>>146824075
They have before as they technically still consider the PCL Angels as part of the team's history.
I wouldn't mind them using these more, but I prefer the California Angels throwback uniforms a lot more.

>>146826835
you mfs don't love baseball the way i love baseball. at best most of you are casual fans. i bet you don't even sing during the 7th inning stretch, you don't appreciate this shit the way i do. there are levels to this, and you're just one of those old miserable fucks up in the 300s with his scorebook mumbling to himself about how the game was so much better back in his day and how a hotdog used to cost just a half cent! spring training is the birth of a new season, and if you're actually a fan of baseball then it should do nothing but bring you anticipation. baseball is a marathon, not a sprint. if that's what you're looking for then I don't think it's for you. there is an appreciation for the ebb and flow of baseball, and the drama that comes with it, that is necessary to be a fan of baseball. spring training is an indication that warmer days are coming and another night at the ballpark is in front of you (except for the majority of you miserable fucks who sit on your couch and complain on a chinese frog wrestling forum). if you're so disenchanted by baseball then why bother watching at this point?

ugh ...nfh..

>The Blue Jays have signed C Christian Bethancourt and LHP Richard Lovelady to Minor League deals with invitations to MLB Spring Training.
Bethancourt would be a decent back up catcher if he makes the final cut.

>>146827395
didnt read

>>146827395
This!!! So much this. Epic winrar here. I am going back to fangraphs where I get some respect!

>>146827395
Lol I ain't readin all this shiz nikka!!!

>>146827395
Wowe mucho texto!!!

>>146827395
kek seeth ya bitch...and kiss'em

trevor army...its up
https://youtu.be/N0CJuD_HEGM?si=lHDegcriJt9RTnz-

>>146827395
Kiss'em n seeth combo...extra sauce...hold the pizza....

>>146827395
He thought sauce meant the pizza sauce!!!

>>146827395
gah..
Please fuck my ass...please ...ngh....ugh ..

>>146827598
whats wrong with you guys

>>146826835
This

>>146826835
True dat! Fuck baseball! Just get the season over with already!

>>146827395
lulz alarm

>>146827697
Based /mlb/ femcum!
>>146827395
Redditcel newcum spotted!

>>146826035
Padres just signed Martin Maldonado

Um… Yankeebros???
How are we feeling about this?

are the poodre players that followed sasaki on instagram still following him?

>>146827836
didnu nutin

tinkle pee pee splatter

the cleveland *dians win the paul sewald sweepstakes

>>146827859
a ton of players follow players from other teams
it doesn't mean anything

>>146828172
those posts? all me (on my vpn)

>>146828172
I'm already on Fangraphs you can't stop me.
Oldfag exodus.

>>146828172
Cry about it!!! I'm literally a girl and you're so mad rn

>>146828172
rofl...lmfoa ...

>>146828172
>mass replying to stay relevant
LMAO

>>146826545
fire

>>146828362
Kinda like what happened here, huh >>146827395

>>146828172
Dogpile em
Fuck em
Suck em

>>146828365
I like jerseys without the buttons, hopefully the real thing does look something like this

>>146828374
>everyone is the same anon
Meds

>>146828400
Buttons are kino fuck off with your t-shirt ass NBA jerseys

>>146828172
rape this cunt

>>146828172
I'm gonna fuck em

>>146828402
It's the offseason, it's been the same 30 autists posting here every day since November.

>>146828470
Medication sir

>>146828493
hehehe post it again! again!!1!

>>146828433
wrong

>>146828172
I'm a girl and people that talk like this that I've met are 100% sexless spergs

>>146828400
99% sure it's real since it was on mlbshop

>>146828508
Sire, you're meds!

>>146828508
SARRRRR

>California on fire again
The Dodgers reap what they sow

>>146828515
Angels ain't it

>>146828515
i never noticed these didn't have buttons

>>146828639
The throwbacks are good, I think every team should have a buttonless jersey option

>>146826311
Low risk with potentially decent reward. I don't hate this at all

toolsy teen Japanese lurker here

>>146828724
nationals have one too

>>146828984
gender and sex?

we want rocky sasaki right now

and tommy edman

>>146829027
>>146829058
ANMIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ONE PIECE AND OHTANI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

im such an autist xD
I love anime and ohtani xD
peak autism xD
absolutely autistic AF xD

I'M SO AFRAID DODGERS MIGHT MESS UP AND LOSE. THEY'D BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE WHOLE WORLD

>>146829135
ur soooooo random XD

this is psychotic

me gusta

>>146829234
aruba
jamaica
ooo~ i wanna take ya
to BERMUDA; BAHAMA
COME ON PRETTY MAMA

mike love > brian wilson

there, i said it

>>146829349
Hi Mike

>>146829517
leave me alone !!

Most jerseys buttonless back in the 70s and 80s. The Reds were still wearing pullovers when the won the eries in 90.

mlb players should wear assless chaps

>>146829349
One day you’ll outgrow your need to be contrarian

we need FAGGOT MIKE

white sox! white sox! go go white sox!

>>146829609
i really like brian too, but i just love that slightly whiny voice and i think he's just really cool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruKCw797JM4

>>146829672
dad dad dad dad I fuck my dad

John Carlo "Faggot Mike" Stanton

>>146829672
yeah but brian wrote almost all the songs for mike to sing on

>>146829695
forgot pic

bears coach chose bears coz of cubs

https://x.com/JeffAgrest/status/1882173901419290838
good get this fag off the radio. pompus douche bag. fuck em

>>146830104
HE DENIED IT
HE WOULD NEVER

>>146830104
well piss on you banana I like it

>>146829562
The Jays wore buttonless jerseys for spring training until 1995

>>146828900
That’s what the Marlins thought last year

>>146830104
he's wrong, but, dangerously based

>>146830237
Very nice, always liked those

>>146830104
>Who's gonna hear this shit? The ears of a dog?
cute esl comment tee bee desu

Should I buy the Ohtani kanji jersey

no

>>146831064
donate to your local no-kill shelter instead.

If you had to predict any team other than the dodgers to win this year who would you pick?

>>146831064
do it for me because i have no jerseys

>>146831287
my cardinals

For any remaining Dodgers fan in here, get in
https://www.youtube.com/live/gItXvZJ5w7s

dave roberts looks more japanese than roki

>>146831308
fuck that faggot, won't even speak english like soto
get in here instead https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5tPjrzzZxs

>>146831359
Roki is Jomon and Roberts is Yayoi

>>146831371
Why haven't you been deported yet, Jose

so ohtani's twink (((translator))) is now roki's as well? does he get paid more now that his bussy has to work ot?

>>146831393
he gets a cut of Ohtani's gambling wins as long as he falls in line unlike Ippei

His dog will be watching this

>>146831427
i hate dogs like that. they smell like shit

>>146831427
surely they won't try the same gimmick twice right? they won't try to do both decoy and this guy?

getting barron trump vibes from Roki

>>146831469
he looks straight out of a hanazawa kengo manga

>>146831469
the nl west has fallen

>>146831519
it's over (the press conference)

fuck marry kill
anime, ohtani, vidya

have the Dodgers signed anyone else today?

>>146831469
damn, he's taller than i thought

>>146831564
They signed Goku from dragon ball Z

>>146831469
I've never seen Roki look so happy...

>>146831469
Andrew Friedman

siri double, he better do that for the mets

>>146831287
Rangers if they can bounce back from their injuries.

>>146831604
He looked nervous as fuck today.
Good thing his catcher is Will Smith

>>146831638
he looks like a mutt freak imo, perfect fit for the dodgers

>>146831651
You're not white either, Jose

yamamoto is kind of short. it's why ohtani treats him a little buddy-buddy

>>146831685
he's still probably in the 99th percentile for height in cali

Dodgers signed too many people that they're trying to get rid of their original players so they can actually fit their high level signings. I hope no teams take the bait

>>146831708
the tall ones just go on to do sports since they're oddities of their kind

>>146831629
he a yankees dude bro ong

https://x.com/MoccBomb/status/1882148325622702155

>>146831726
this guy doesnt have any sources, he just throws shit at the wall and occasionally gets it right. we have muncy and freeman anyway

>>146831708
least insecure gayrean

manlets do not belong in my sport.

>>146831700
Yes, oaxacans are short. They fuck up our numbers bad.

>>146831469
now post the shooped version

>>146831756
Definitely, they’re like 3/4th of your state so they’re gonna skew it

>>146831735
seems plausible as a way to move CT3's last year and clear up roster space

>>146831469
holy freaking crap he's tall

>>146831708
I've probably seen that 100 times on 4chan but thanks for posting it again

>>146831823
Unsquint your eyes and see THIS.

>>146831838
I need more XI chief pics

/nu/

>>146831864
>>146831864
>>146831864

/nu/