negru

judentus negreiada

Today I'm not a German

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand this 1 with allegri you won it

>switched to another multi stream just in case
>still didn't show a minute of Juve besides a useless free kick at the 80th or something minute
>not even the triple whistle
that grim huh

>>146816337
>free kick at the 80th or something minute
I don't even remember this

>>146816322
You saved my edit! :3

>shartfica
La Dea can unironically beat barca

Keep these Benfica defenders out of MY club

W-W-We're playing WHO next?!

>barca remontadaed
which cbs started for benfica? can anyone tell me? were any jj targets among them?

So can we all agree that this new champions league format is just a poorfag bait?

https://x.com/AdamoLucianoFJ/status/1881822301928423860
Found Belgio's xitter account

Absolute scenes in the Lisboa

You're asking me to name Benfica defenders but I can't even name one from OUR Jj, thanks Grimtoli

((they)) have decided Leverpoop - Farca will be this year's final. Bet on it.

So why exactly di thiagotta not start vlahovic?

did i win or lose hours on motta?
i lost 2 hours but i technically also won some because i didnt go in person

>>146816522
When he went in it became somehow worse, literally lost the ball in every single one of his touches

>>146816522
Injured until the last game, and these past 2 games he's trying a new formation with a fake 9 and Koop elsewhere

>>146816518
Yes because mo this entire league phase is in any way relevant

>>146816530
Sounds like a draw between you and Motta then huh

>>146816515
I have to agree

>>146816530
You lost two hours and the opportunity to put an end to his future thievery of hours over you

AT LEAST the play-offs are secured I believe

Post some xStats from the game, even made up if needed

xDraws: 1

>>146816552
Nico zozzalez partitona instead

>>146816612
Playoffs yeah, only one point was needed
Top 8 is goner

160

>1-2 promising matches
>directly back to the grim
Basically this season

>>146816653
Teun 'tioned

Golazo dildiz

Mottard killed any chance of scoring by
- subbing off Count Mbangula
- subbing off both Luiz and Koopmeiners
- subbing in Zingaro
His kurp desu

>>146816666
>1-2 promising matches
when lol

>>146816614
https://x.com/a_crosta/status/1881825221604528351?s=46
>>146816683
worst game from him so far i’d say

>>146816745
You mean Motta's? Sorry but I can't let you forget the Stuttgart game at home

based laguunari not accepting boujans move

so one of shitty or pissigi risks getting eliminated tomorrow?

>>146816764
I'd say Stuttgart was more on the players, here even Stevie Wonder could see Motta killed them game with his subs and tictocs.

>>146816764
>Sorry but I can't let you forget the Stuttgart game at home
there goes my coping mechanism

Juve is definitely winning everything this season. I knew /seriea/ would be right as they usually are

>>146816774
what do you think of this edit finnbro

>>146816785
Thuram and McKennie realy carry the team with their energy and strenght, without them it's always over before it even started. This kind of matches need better set pieces, with one gol from a corner it's all put into life, the problem is that >we fucking suck at set pieces.

>>146816850
needs to be body type closer to barellino. otherwise nice one

>>146816860
Delivery isn't even that bad, it's just that there are no towering headers in the team

>>146816888
Bremer wasn't bad at it but, yeah. Also, of course, Nico turned into prime Zingaro and missed an open net in a way I cannot comprehend, why can't one fucking striker score in this team man

>>146816916
Why gain goals when you can gain hours?

>>146816955
Now time to wait for a shit performance against Nabule

>>146816989
cringe kino

>>146816888
>there are no towering headers in the team
You literally have vlahovic but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO let's start a random spic midget instead because I need to play my epic 2-7-2 kinorino module

>>146816860
cant wait to watch muttuidi fuck up more passes
wow we cant even abuse an opponents error but its ok because he runs

>>146817017
>insulting McBurger
You're going too far

.

>>146817069
this but it's belgio and his giving two hours to every bag

>>146817069
1 punto distributed on belgio

>>146816888
That's what Nico is for doe, he's the best in the team at headers.
What is still lacking is the offensive build up, it's too slow.
I don't know how much of it has to do with players (many can't stop the ball correctly to save their lives, others instead can't pass it for shit) or with lackluster tictocs. Brugge always managed to track back and close the open spaces between the lines because Locatelli always takes two fucking hours to pass it forward or in general players couldn't really move forward as quickly as needed.
Also the subs but that's another story

Motta: "Juventus were not the first team to struggle here against Brugge and certainly won't be the last: They defend very well."

>>146817069
holy shit xD got any more twitter stuff?

>>146817186
My sister said that motta's post-match interviews make her pussy dry up.

>>146817069
There's matches I don't even remember playing, let alone drawing

I almost fell asleep on the toilet and even forgot to shit. Why would Elkann do this

https://x.com/wigger/status/1873892448692486480

Musings on why jj is WINNING

I knew that he was gonna win it kek

>Manchester City will submit a bid for Andres Cambiaso this week.

t. Nicky Schirzingz

>>146817526
is he still in time for a trip to Turkey?

>>146817633
It's over brah

>>146817633
He doesn't quite strike me as a cd_ankara_pasif fan

>>146817637
Akron Togliatti

>>146817637
Serie A
La Viola

Sleep tight /seriea/

>>146817633
I don't think he cares much desu, he doesn't seem insecure about his hair

>>146817637
ukrainian league in 2-3 years

>>146817673
Reasons why the Russian Premier League would be my ideal European football league?

>>146817700
Savona might be a cutie, but he's got a way to go before he becomes *that* cute

>>146817705
kino logo (i think)
its a bear or something

>>146817017
irrational ADS fueled post. neck ASAP

1 - Club Brugge v Juventus is the first UEFA Champions League match that has seen at most one shot on target since Lille v FC Bayern München on 23 October 2012. Minimalist.

>>146818033
I 100% still stand by the statement he looks like he belongs to some tribe of merchants

>>146818105
You're right, he does look very Venetian

>>146818105
He looks like a Greek philosopher to me

>>146818105
Wtf Di Gregorio was a Nomadic Merchant all along?!

New Pedoallah schizopost is up
>Juventus has identified Cristhian Andrey Mosquera Ibarguen (born in 2004) as a possible reinforcement for the defence.
The player's valuation is around 25-30 million euros.
>Currently playing for Valencia, Mosquera is establishing himself as one of the most interesting prospects in Spanish football. With an imposing physicality and a keen ability to read game situations, the young centre-back stands out for his tactical versatility: he can adapt to both a three-man and four-man defence, a factor that makes him particularly attractive to Juventus' plans. Mosquera's contract expires in 2026, but negotiations for a renewal with Valencia seem to have stalled.

Cristhian Andrey Mosquera Ibuprofen

>>146818410
>The player's valuation is around 25-30 million euros
The Grimtoli special
>Better signing on the same team (Gasiorowski)
The Grimtoli combo

I just looked up Dorgu's pricetag

how come players seem to love him wherever he goes? You'd think a manager that shouts at them constantly on the sidelines would get on their nerves.

>>146819396
Milkenkovic and Igor made think this guy was a clown.

Good morning /seriea/

>limone leaning towards starting Asllani/Frattesi/Miki

>>146816850
needs better hair cutout if its mean to be retegui
>>146817684
we had snow last night so I allowed the dog inside to sleep, very cozy hearing him snore in the hallway

“Barella runs a lot, but I keep thinking he causes quite a bit of confusion,” Cassano stated.

“Pair Locatelli with Calhanoglu and Mkhitaryan, players who consistently create football, and then let’s see…

“Today, the best Italian midfielder is Locatelli, based on what he shows on the pitch.

“He’s not Pirlo, he’s not Rodri, but if the comparison is with Barella, Frattesi, Ricci, or Rovella…

“Locatelli is showing more consistency and leadership. He’s endured waves of criticism but continues to stand out.”

Remind me, how many World Cup matches did Barellinho participate in?

Silk Road GODS!

>>146822383
Wait until next year, 19th July at the Donald J. Trump Arena sponsored by X, The Everything App and Abu Al-Muhammad Abdul Rashid ibn Abdul Airlines... I'll be there

Lole

>Lewis Hamilton's new helmet
Vgh... Ferraribros...

>>146823306
what's the problem with it?

>>146823428
>owner's attention to detail ensured that the state of the building also remained as it was in the summer of 1990
based

>>146823200
this is based and i'm tired to pretend it isn't
>>146823428
also very based

>>146822766
basat

>>146823200
Jews already trembling in fear now that Trump is at the wheel heh

paging binland

>#Calciomercato | Economic agreement between @Palermofficial and #Pohjanpalo on the salary. The final agreement on the price tag is sought with #Venezia . @SkySport

this is an average italian couple

I'm so glad Giuntoli managed to sign the new defender just to let Gatti or Kalulu rest a bit :)

kys grimtoli
sack mottard

>Veiga to Lazio
>Giuntoli now focused on Kelly
I'm howling

has anyone actually seen veiga play why is everyone suddenly so obsessed over him ? guy is besiktas jk olympiacos material

>>146824255
Both are probably shitters, the difference is that now >we are so shit at buying players even fucking Lotito can snatch players >we are interested in lmao

>>146824255
>why is everyone suddenly so obsessed over him ?
i think its because veiga is rated by some while kelly is rated by nobody
random verona cb is probably better lole

You now remember Italian football player Federico Chiesa

You are now aware that Giuntoli spent the little money available on a fullback (enough stacked) instead of a CB

>>146824478
Fullbacks are the new centre backs and vice versa

>>146824485
>Savona CB
Oh god no

>>146824493
In general, seeing Savona play scares me at this point

>4 players ready to go for a header
>ball between his feet with space to cross
>like one minute before the match ends
>can even pass a bit lower in the middle
>decides to pass back to Thuram and kill the action
Cumbiaso is basically not even trying anymore, what's the point? Recently he's been looking like he's already in Manchester

*plays zingaro as cb*

>>146824538
t. La Stampa journo

>Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy tells Davos that Europe needs 'its own version of the Iron Dome' and that countries must be willing to contribute 5% of their GDP to defence.
Which /seriea/ sporting director does this most resemble?

>>146824614
Serie A CEO Luigi De Siervo, where Iron Dome stands for the piracy shield

>>146824614
>kill yourself for my powergrab please
grimtoli maybe?
>5% of their GDP to defence.
funny how they always use '% of gdp', propaganda tier phrasing
5% sounds a whole lot less than 20% of your budget lmao

>Lecce refused 35m for Dorgu
I'm this close to stop rating Corvino

Just woke up. Time to check the "Rosa" section of "Juventus FC" on Wikipedia, I can't wait to see the new additions Giuntoli annexed while I was resting

I come from the future, Juventus' January market will close with Cambiaso's sale and with no defenders or fullbacks added to the roster

>>146824014
poor woman has mental problems, but why did her husband indulge her in this madness?

>>146825132
To gain hours on the scotterrone

schrödingers Casadei: somehow Torino and Lazio have both already signed him and yet he is nowhere to be seen while an apparent 14m bid (with what money lol) has also been made for Veiga

Calcio /biz/ idea: scotterrone-branded mobility scooterone

>>146825352
from kwabvara to THAT, grimmy

>Adeyemi was born inMunich, Germany, to a Nigerian father and Romanian mother.[13]
a weapon to surpass metal gear

Whats this "gaining hours" meme? Web search aint telling anything.

La Riomma

>>146825428
I once posted that Mottard had made me lose two hours of my life watching a shitty Jj game, and Germano made the best out of it

>>146825441
I see, thanks

>i once... and germano...
Wait! Yesternight i read some anon say its a discord meme

>Once
Literally every jewventus game this season

In fact every jewventus game since they came back from Serie B

>>146825464
Anon I know Jj is shite but you support Riomma

>cherubini to join parma

crossover with gio when

>>146825377
Peak scamming ancestry and grimtolo almost bought him

>>146825478
Thats true and I hate them almost every day and I dont even hide it

Say, why dont most clubs like Como revive faden talents like Bojan Krkic and Bamidelle Ali?

>>146825511
FM18 database doesn't go that far I'm afraid

>>146825511
>Bojan
Anon...I...

Alessio Crcić

>colo-colo’s registration at juve hinges on LA VIOLA permanently signing ndour
what could go wrong

I'm pretty sure that Grimtoli has no money at the moment, does anyone want to buy Poopmeiners?

Bonkobros!

>>146825541
>bojan retired
I didnt mean him specifically, but the many former-prospects-who-... players

Understand Juventus have sent loan proposal to Chelsea for Renato Veiga, after talks exclusively revealed last week.

Negotiations continue with 3 clubs in the race while Juventus are open to loan with no buy option clause included.

Juventus are currently ahead of BVB.

>>146823428
kill and behead graffiti users

>>146825428
>>146825463
For further context along the meme family tree, it's an offshoot of the " x points gained on y" meme

My fikette interns keep saying im right, they should say im based though

Insomni-ACK Games

Ubishit status?

Juventus have made an offer to sign Renato Veiga on a dry loan until June. Juventus are currently ahead of Dortmund in the race for Renato's signature.

>>146825851
>dry loan
Just how much money is he planning to spend on defenders this summer?
And that's assuming we're managing to renew the zingaro at human wages lmao

>Casadei: Torino had not made a decision on Monday evening, but they are not out of the game.
>Lazio is waiting for Chelsea's response after yesterday's proposal (extended to interest in Veiga ). Chelsea has many other open situations. Casadei has given a preference but does not want to wait too long.
Its all one big circus

>>146825869
Well seems like Hancko is pretty done and dusted, so that's 25-30m at least. Assuming Kalulu does get done that's another 14m. By then Bremer will be back so you'll have 4 CB's that are ok to play as a starter in most games.

>>146825878
It has been since 2004

>>146825887
If this works out...

Why not play a 3-6-1?
3CBs
2DMs (Thuram+Mckennie first, Luiz and Fagioli reserve)
2SM (Nico+Mbangula first, Weah and Ccc reserve)
1CF (Vlaho first, Weah and Milik in reserve)

Yes?

>>146826158
>Milik
It just hit me that it's been 1 month since he was supposed to train in group but nothing has come up about it :^)

>>146826158
Maybe stick to rugby

>>146825869
Thing is that with Cats renewed, Kalulu likely staying, Bremer coming back, Cabal being able to play there and another defender coming in (probably Hancko that Feyenoord wants to keep for now), it's likely that Grimtoli doesn't want a long-term replacement. Also, dry loans do work pretty well with clubs that sell most of their players to buy new ones like Chelshit, and if the player likes Jj and performs then he could stay for longer. That said, it's really retarded business to not put a buy option in there, but hey the market this summer will likely be a shitshow so I'm just gonna wait and witness.

>>146826232
Yeah. Was surprised when i saw the listed players from searching: "Juventus line up".

@Netheranon
At least give counter points. How is my formation worse than the current horror?

>>146825634
This is the first time in my life I see a club so openly cuck itself out on players to the point of asking for dry loans for every player, what the fuck

>>146826330
Chelsea's squad is bloated beyong belief, dry loans would be a win-win situation in Veiga's case. Juve gets a player to help out at the back and if he does well Chelsea gets a player that rose in value that they can move on for PSR purposes.

>>146826354
How's it a win for Juventus? Player does poorly? It's a loss for Juve since they chased a player that wasn't good enough or didn't fit the coach's system. He does well? Sucks to be you! You can't get to keep the player and would have to negotiate with Chelsea.

>>146825132
he was a huge fan of raising arizona and nic cage

>>146826399
No transfer fee for one, and in the summer the defence should be back to full strength. It's just a stop-gap solution until the problem solves itself. Dry loan or full-on transfer, you can never guarantee success

>>146826431
Yeah but it's still an option that would be nice to have. If this guy turns out to be good why bother spending money on Hancko where you can just keep Veiga?
Besides, it would also do good for the kid himself, why should he bother giving his best at Juve since he's going back to Chelsea either way? This 100% looks like a desperate attempt from the board to sign anybody

>>146826312
both Cabal and Bremer could never recover from the injury to a satisfying enough level

>>146826474
>If this guy turns out to be good why bother spending money on Hancko where you can just keep Veiga?
All depends on how much Chelsea would ask for him in terms of transfer fee, no idea if it's in the same range as Hancko. Not to mention EPLel-tier wages.

>Besides, it would also do good for the kid himself, why should he bother giving his best at Juve since he's going back to Chelsea either way?
Well you can come back as an unused loser, or as a guy who anchored Jj's defence towards a top-4 finish.

I agree with you in the "desperate" part though, but 95% of all january transfers are to fix mistakes made in the summer before.

>>146826408
hes just like me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZX1k0z2pPY0
>that 2nd phase
Based Chinks delivering us kino once more

>>146826611
there have been 1000 different hack n slash games that looked exactly like this in the past 5 years nioh that other samurai dark souls one that one with the samurai girl the other one with tsushima ENOUGH! bring back kung fu games

>so many midfielders ded that you have to play a CB in midfield against Bayern of all teams
At least Henk is back :^)

>Cambiaso could leave in the very last day of the market
t.Di Marzio

>>146827057
Calcio idea: replace the current Koop with Nieuwkoop

>>146827078
Yes please

>>146827057
For me, it's Ford Ka

>>146827073
trusting Di Marzio is like trusting a fart midway through the last game of the night

Real Sociedad is way tougher than Sturm Graz and Club Brugge
RS have one the best defenses in Europe

>Cambiaso + Douglas Luiz to City for 86 + bonuses
t.Horncastle

>>146827194
I believe this, Grimtoli told me he'd make a 45mil bid for Dorgu with that money

I don't get the douglas Luigi meme, he's the shit jurgen ekkelenkamp

>Understand Napoli and Borussia Dortmund are discussing package worth €45/50m for Karim Adeyemi.
Hahahahaha wait what

Do NOT look up how many minutes he played

>>146827238
I thought gonde hated meme wingers

>>146827057
>Belen
come to Genoa bby

>>146827073
Grimtoli should be drawn and quartered

Habemus Kolo

>>146827057
I'll be scouting Our David
What nicknames did your fanbase give him?

The New Koop

How we feeling interbros

>>146827572
De Verlosser
Duizend-dingen-doekje
Onze Super Slowaak

>>146827572
Oh, and ever since some troll at a talkshow table called Farioli a "risotto dwarf" that's what everyone but Ajax supporters calls that squatting philosopher

let's go milan chads

Grimtoli when trying to build a gud squad:

cam on inter

Lads what was that Polish site called again?

ameribros is paramount+ down for you as well -_-

good thing bbilan are getting walker after that retarded just exploded his own knee

>chorus against ownership of Milan
>Emerson Royal broken after 1 minute
Shambles

Feyenoord trying not to get fined by UEFA challenge [IMPOSSIBLE]

Emerson Toroyal

TORO TORO TORO

Bastoni assist

>assist
Poorfag stat

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Duccio still chewing on that mexican dick I see
Sad!

lmaooooooooooooooooooooo Hunchen is gonna make me open a 2nd tab and pip

Dimarco x Bastoni-esque assist

>>146828156
Riomma wishes they had a striker that could control a ball like that.

>>146828250
Not even opening that
To watch a mexican? lmao

>>146828261
He's Argentinian.

>panama really really hates mexicans
added to the excel sheet

Watching my 70 year old father play PES 2018 Is more exciting than this

>>146828250
>Dimarco x Bastoni-esque assist
I clicked for they/them. Very nice. I will be feyenoord lifelong today

>>146828126
4 of those 8 were against Red Star too

who scored for inter?

>>146828399
toro

>>146828407
based

>>146828399
Bastoni long cross to Lautaro, narrow angle volley that bounced off the ground above the goalkeeper

Very kino goal

toro is back

kino

>>146828464
Inter is unironically going to win the treble

>>146828521
Points deduction, trophies being taken away and bankruptcy?

>>146828464
yeah and perfect timing. it was around this time last year that he went into a slump

>>146828521
Gigafallimento if they don't desu

CASSANO CASSANO CASSANO CASSANO CASSANO CASSANO CASSANO CASSANO CASSANO CASSANO CASSANO CASSANO CASSANO CASSANO CASSANO CASSANO CASSANO CASSANO CASSANO CASSANO

>>146828521
jej

Did Calabria say testa di cazzo?

calling it now arsememe will concede two goals in extra time they will be the blunder of this matchday and not milan

>Celtic have missed a pen and gotten two gols disallowed
How is that even possible

>>146828648
Scottish DNA

>>146828521
Izaki is going to play the exact same XI against every mildly threatening team, get hit with more injuries and end up winning only the scudetto or the coppa just like last year and the year before that.
Inter has no good DMs without the Turk and terrible back up strikers, they are missing depth for a treble

>>146828521
Amplifico mufa

>>146828687
kinda based. risky though since he is such a snake like Icardi. will leave same way.

>in bum hwang out of the starting lineup
>failyenoord winning

this man is cursed

grimtoli to anywhere but jj status?

>>146828766
He's injured, like all the other carrying players kek

also should just loan stankovic out a few seasons and then get him for 10 years.

ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA

>>146828811
i think inter needs koopmeiners
opinion?

Mbangula when

>>146828838
Unironically inzaki would make copeminers look decent

I have decided that I will now rate Stengs

ABSantigol's status????

useless diminute choking weakminded trash team
please injure as many Girona players as possible this game

1 Santiagol for the post-Zingaro

Good to see all the big 3 serie a clubs making the direct qualification

STOP THE COUNT

>>146828838
mkhi is slow as fuck so would work.

also i think spalletti would get way more out of jjewes team

We need more money for the summer mercato, which is why we're willing to take one extra step towards the ro16 matches

>>146828901
How many Gods do I need to pray in order for us to meet?

>>146828934
The draw is crazy, like they take them in pairs of two and then do a random draw or something? Not-Ranieri's hot balls will make it impossible I'm afraid.

>>146828934
>getting knocked out by gaynoord
i dont want duccio shilling his garbage to jjust fra
>>146828910
please give 60m
>sbaletti
not gud, not intrasting

>>146828949
Yeah it's so unnecessairly convoluted. Besides, many places could swap at the very last marchday (not even including meme stats like GD) so not gonna bother making calculations lol

I do not know whether it is more of a Feyenoord Moment™ to sack Priske after his win over Bayern and rewaching the next CL round, or to keep him based on this one match?

>>146828956
Santi is better than Gayhovic doe (not very hard to be better than him but still)

>>146828687
the bants will be glorious

>>146828970
fuck off negrutoli
>>146828962
>unnecessairly convoluted
i think a belgian designed it

>>146828988
>i think a belgian designed it
A Belgian and a Swiss linked up and designed it for maximum rigging potential (against my club)

>>146828988
Any shitter in this world is better than Zingaro at the moment

cmon inter score some goles.

>>146828956
enjoy your draws :^)

got early fabbrica so shouldnt watch the games....

>Con 14 gol segnati, #Lautaro è con Adriano il miglior marcatore dell'Inter in Champions League. Storia.
There's no way this is real, right

>>146829040
Chat, is this real?

>>146829040
Salernitana plays in Gembions?

>>146829040
when you drinking that coffee you don't get to play for that long

>>146829040
>>146829052
are people finally waking up to the truth of how mediocre of a player zlatan was ?

You now remember Roy "Das Phantom" Makaay

>>146829040
Adriano played before the statpad era too so even more impressive. too bad he was such a mental midget.

>>146829156
Grimtoli is on it

Marquinhos never was, isn't and never will be a good player.

>>146829040
Lautaros stats in CL are objectively abyssmal

>Pissigi plays Stuttgart next
>Zagabria plays Milan next
BOOOOOOOOOO

Fun fact the gardener scored 13 in gammbions for printer

>>146829005
damn you were so close to working it out yesterday
>>146829021
no

>>146829156
welcome to juventus fc, flip douglass the other way and that’s next summer’s books sorted

DENZEEELLL

this is the match that will seal Santigol as another memedivisie master scam.

Dumfries is close to 1 gol per game in the last period kek

ROBBED NOOOOO

how does a francoafrican end up naming his son Bradley?

>>146829440
t. Kevin Lasagna

>>146829440
his other kids were already named dieudonne and jean-baptiste so he had no other option

I feel like Milan always concede these insane gols

>Judentus played against Brugge ( lmao)
>Atalanta against Sturm Gas (lmao)
>Inter against Sparta Prague (lmao)
>Lazio against Real Sociedad (level way above the 3)
really makes you think
Europa League is more competitive

>>146829466
>conceived one year after it came out
many such cases probably

>>146829513
jkjk

few gud chances

what a gole would have been .

Real Sociedad? 7th in LaLiga? Wow, I didn't know that, you're telling me for the first time etc.

>>146829440
I wouldn't go to France

jajajajaaj this team can't score for shit

>>146829563
would beat judentus, that's for sure.

How flies Cambiaso's city of Manchester?

>shartiola
even Cambiaso ain't saving that

>>146829844
>>146829874
If he still wants to go there after seeing this then I give up, why do they even want an attacking FB if their problem is defence anyway

cute nafri girl's

Gaz a nigga? Really?

I can't anymore someone sedate me for 30 mins

is there a reason seriea is dead? the two milan teams are playing

>>146829944
operation get a gf that looks like sakina karchaoui 2025

This is peak beurette tf

>>146830050
she's pretty she looks like she would nag at you all the time until you screamed at her

are nips allowed to that?

based chant

>>146830082
I'd drink her tea iykwim

grande Inter

>>146830082
My beurette has a cuter nose

>>146830172
Post it

>>146830049
i have early fabbrica so need to sleep early. so low energy shitposting

>Brugge could eliminate shitty with just a draw against them
it doesn't happen, but if it happens

>>146830082
lijkt op je oma

>>146830178
No
Very fast reply lmaoo

have more protest banners about boujan

>>146830189
CAM ON BRUGGE

TOTAL HUNCHEN DEATH AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Can you please name me the only Italian team that hasn't been able to beat Manchester City in their Arab era?

Uedachads! Billions will buy Project Robot

All the big & historical clubs are in the play-offs part.
If your club ain't in here, I have TERRIBLE news for you

>>146830369
do not let mottard see this

Pavlović is having a really good game for Milan

You can have Hancko grimtoli, we have Mitchell now.

>>146830277
why are they selling pohjanpalo

>3 teams in the top 8
The Goddess has to humiliate Uefalona, there's no other way after that late Retegol miss against Halal at home.

What will Pep look like in today's press comfy?
I'm expecting to find him in pic related's conditions

>>146830434
Was that Griezmann at the end

>three Italian teams in top8
Guess the 5th CL spot is basically guaranteed right?

>In this current moment, Juventus (17th) are currently playing either Bayern Munich (15th) or Real Madrid (16th).
>This could be a last 8 with Liverpool (1st) or Barcelona (2nd).
We can do this the easy or the Juve way

>>146830425
no idea. maybe cos edfs shit footy cant use a proper 9

>>146830474
We're fighting for it against the Spaniards, we're in a very good position

>>146830480
I think losing next match could be more beneficial than winning it lole

Juventus target Dávid Hancko has managed to make 13 clearances against Bayern Munich tonight. He helped them taking a clean sheet against German giants.

>>146830508
new grimtoli tictoc unveiled

>>146830497
Yeah but it's two nations getting it, right? Unless crazy things happen England and Germany are hardly going to get more points than Italy

>>146830508
It's not just about losing but also how hard lol, we'll need to tank our goal difference hard, but then again it doesn't only depend on us
It's peak schizo combinations

>>146830530
Grimtoli get him

>>146830508
I call it the Mottard Gambit

>>146830496
the greek american fraud just wants to increase the chances of relegation he is doing the same with kallithea fc

>Struggling against fucking Conference farmers
Typical Modern Milan

>>146830548
England was first before tonight ahead of us and Portugal.

just how many fucking ads is Klopp in?

I have now decided that I want Mottard to lose the next CL match, now back to scrolling through pictures of cosplayers with big tits

>>146830548
England is 1st and 99% unreachable
I'll post the updates in a bit

>>146830591
milan would crush and burn against olympiacos fc

>>146830632
the guy has more sponsors than jj

>>146830667
B-But we only have zero, like everyone has more sponsors (I blame Grimtoli)

I'm still shaking bros

>>146830681
It's only the beginning

>>146830681
are you at the toilet bowl stadium?

>>146830681
You lucky fuck can experience happiness with a second team, while I'm stuck with the retards over at Jj since my birth, I hate Mottard do much it's unreal

>>146830632
a german told me it's not his real voice in the mediaworld one but I don't believe it

Serie A has problems, but just how shit is the bundes???

>>146830681
No, couldn't get tickets. Just watched at home in case of surprise liquid attacks.

Grim status of YOUR club?

EXCLUSIVE: Juventus agree deal with Chelsea to sign Renato Veiga, here we go!

Loan deal for €5m loan fee until June, no buy option clause — and then player back to Chelsea at the end of June for Clubs’ World Cup.

Veiga, expected to play as CB at Juventus.

>EXCLUSIVE: Juventus agree deal with Chelsea to sign Renato Veiga, here we go! Loan deal for €5m loan fee until June, no buy option clause — and then player back to Chelsea at the end of June for Clubs’ World Cup. Veiga, expected to play as CB at Juventus.
Kys Grimtoli, why didn't you put a buy option, now we'll have to negotiate it from scrap if he's gud

>>146830736
mottard was playing so bad on purpose to make them underestimate jj

>>146830736
if Atalanta buys a good defender they could unironically have a miracle run and reach the semifinal.

>>146830767
>and then player back to Chelsea at the end of June for Clubs’ World Cup
Doesn't even get to play at CWC GRIMTOLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>>146830736
Holy fucking shit kek, we actually need to lose or it's all over

>>146830790
Pretty sure that the Hancko deal is most likely to go through in June if it doesn't in January, so there's at least that

>>146830749
>>146830767
>5m loan
>no buy option
>can't even keep him for the CWC
holy fuck

Nickname status? I propose Renato Viagra

>>146830819
>Pretty sure
It's Grimtoli there's no safety even in the most plain things

>>146830736
>bayern munich or real madrid
it has never been more over

>>146830767
>no long term commitment so they can go for their preferred targets in the summer
grimtoli has done dumber things

Renato Vogba

Renato Verga

>>146830838
>5m loan
for half a season lole
yeah thats a bit grim

>>146830838
>>146830840
>>146830847
Lads lads LADS, Grimtoli surely has it all planned (also the buy option thing would have taken days to negotiate so we gotta deal with poverty for now sadly)

>>146830866
Yeah that's fucking crazy what the fuck, not even Arrivabene could reach these levels of incompetence

>>146830880
arrivabenis did nothing wrong

>>146830880
I'm guessing that he has some schizo Conceicao-tier hidden clause, who's his agent

>>146830892
>signed zingarovic on unrenewable wages
>pushed the twink out of the club
He liked gimi doe I can forgive him all of this

>>146830906
Didn't he also get Poogba as Dybala's replacement?

>>146830899
>who's his agent
Nelson Veiga, founder of Mondo Victory Sports Management

Am not joking.

>named Renato Veiga
>is actually a tall centre back and not a dribble winger
so is he like the poor man Calafiori? He seems to have taken his place at Basel last year?

>>146830922
Uuuuuuuhhhhhh we'll see in the summer, getting a defender is already gud enough, thinking about the future is retarded when you support a club where Murphy's law applies as much as at Jj

>>146830906
i assume they didnt expect the tax law memething to change anytime soon when they signed the vlachomeme
i also forgot about the twink part
did he end up firing his agent or not lol
>>146830921
grim
but still showed more talent in the 15 minutes he played than troon copemeiners ever did lmao

>>146830959
He's just a way to plug up a hole in the defensive line. Come summer players will be back and who cares about the CWC once you cash the starting fee lole

>>146830964
>the twink asked for 7mi/year and gor pushed out (he has 60g/a at Riomma in 100 games now)
>Poogba got 10mil/year (played like five minutes, got banned and needed to be paid to leave)
I'm not joking when I say that if I saw him in the street I'd start stomping his skull, getting Dybala out if MY Jj is already a crime in itself

Boom baby bye
Boom baby bye

I think it says more about Baradigi and Grimtoli when Arrivabenis looks good by comparison

>>146830970
Also Agresti just said that Veiga's salary was counted into those 4,5mil for the loan (Riommano thus implied retarded shit again)

>>146830749
had a funny name already lined up if joined Lazio but im not gonna say it now

>>146831035
Of course it is, you'd have to be pretty retarded to believe someone would pay that much for 6 months of loan.

>>146831046
If Hancko's actually locked in for June, then I actually like this temporary option

>>146831060
Ever transfer is a risk if a player turns out to be a bust and every dry loan is a risk of a player doing too well. That's just the reality of it.

If the 4 at the back system continues than you need 4 CB's of decent levels so that will be fine, especially with some players suitable for multiple roles. Rebuilds always take more than 1 window after all.

I have no idea if the youth teams have any outstanding defensive talents, but if there are then you have those as stand-ins too.

How's this hairstyle called? Asking for a friend

>>146831100
Fra Tuck

>>146831113
Kino

>>146830736
Arse

>>146831096
Realistically there was no other option, the club has little money at the moment, since Araujo renewed for Barca and Hancko is at the top of the interest list then I'm guessing that Grimtoli chose to keep what was left of the money for June.

>>146831143
Now I just hope that Newcastle mutt stays up norf. I watched a couple of clips of him and he's not gud.

>>146831156
Wouldn't mind another CB, but yeah not him

I predict Milan will draw against Dinamo Zagreb

>>146831170
Idk how well it translates south of the border. But all I want Grimtoli to do is keep an eye out for a "buitenkansje". Getting Veiga patches over the biggest gap but pushing the january mercato more can be more trouble than it is worth.

>>146831176
also I dont understand why they want to sell pavlovic. he has been poor at times but he's only 23, if they sold him wouldn't they use the money to buy another unproven cheap defender in his early 20s

>>146831199
He never fit the algorithm

>>146831211
you're saying he needs to get a perm and paint his skin black

>>146831199
He's still in the books for most of his transfer fee (18m) so you'd need to find a club crazy enough to pay that much for him.

lmao

Players Giuntoli signed in summer and now in January

•Di Gregorio
•Kalulu
•Alberto Costa
•Cabal
•Viega
•Douglas Luiz
•Thuram
•Koopmeiners
•Adžić
•Gonzalez
•Conceicao
•Kolo Muani

And cardinal you have to sell
Sell
Go away

>>146831235
If you care and have the time, watch the highlights. Bayern's actual big chances can be counted on 1 hand, Bijlow (the keeper) had a great game but a lot of Bayern's play was Annekee-tier sterile.

Did I already say this new UCL format is poorfag bait? The new UCL format is poorfag bait.

>>146831259
Basically an 11 by itself, with all positions covered, kinda crazy

I loaded Livescore and for a second I feared we'd play again in 2 days or so

>>146831299
Well...

>>146831312
Are you fucking serious
>18:00
Are you fucking serious

good night /seriea/

>his FA and league doesn't postpone games in order to maximize the coefficient points gained on Portugal
We cookin'

>>146831259
if you take the first letter of every players name it spells out 'grim'

>>146831195
Most cringe thing I've seen since the 10-0

>>146831195
thats a webm from when you won a trophy right?

>>146831322
voetbalweddenschappen is a serious business with proper deadlines here.

>>146831349
Yes, it was me celebrating the trophy I got for regaining the hours I lost yesterday.

>>146831349
Yeah they won the zilveren bal against sparta there

Is it completely ded for top 8?

>>146831395
Not mathematical no

>>146831276
from the Sky 3 mins long video it looks like Buyern did most of everything on its own desu, that Kim miss on the first goal and the retarded defender giving away a penalty like that are pretty bad.

>>146831415
Oh yeah, didn't mean for it to sound like it was Feyenoord doing it. Bayern handed out the presents, but Feyenoord did unpack them very efficiently.

>>146831663
as long as the relevant teams have an average run Chelsea and La Viola should guarantee both the 5th slot no?

>>146831692
Ceferin nerfed the Memeference this season

>>146832455
son of a bitch