anime

benfica status?

>>146816329
go back to /int/ with him

>>146815441
weird ass looking watch

três penaltis?
deu green

Raphinha buck breaking a portuguese team, the southern brazilian man marches on

>>146816394
Smallest team in the universe confirmed
As a Portuguese person I feel ashamed that that disgusting ""team"" is allowed to represent our beautiful land

this new champions league is souless, i didn't even knew there was game today

três penaltis??

>>146816613
It's not even mata mata yet anon, of course you didn't know. Unless you were one of those who watched Shakhtar x Young Boys or something.

>>146816663
you're right

speed? oq é isso? nao consumo cultura judaica

memes

Who would you support in a hypothetical 2026 WC final between Spain and Argenchina?

Zanin se cala após encontro com senador sobre investigação de venda de sentenças

>>146816752
Man, this is the stupidest idea ever. Not only we are sending literally whos to these games that make no improvement in the team, if we lose it would make us so embarrassed.

>>146816931
it's just a meme match bro, but I agree that it's risky

>>146816539
>Born and raised at Independiente Gabriel Milito rooted against Racing
woah

>>146816931
I mean, River is like its own little NT with all those players, I don't find it THAT crazy or stupid.

uruguayan / argie

COPINHA SEMIFINALS
Copinha is such a wonderful tournament that even the semifinals are streamed! Wow!
COME WATCH SOME HIGH QUALITY FOOTBALL
BETWEEN TWO OF THE BEST YOUTH TEAMS OF BRAZILIAN FOOTBALL
THE STARS OF THE FUTURE ARE HERE

STARTING
São Paulo x Criciúma
https://www.youtube.com/live/ZRVrfzbUkx4

>>146817016
It could be risky but meaningful to have a good team playing against River. Even if it is only the local NT.
But these guys are some mixed bag of young players and sub of the sub of the sub.
It works for them to get experience but makes absolutely no difference on our own NT project for the 26 or even a U-20/U-23 project.
It's like the Dinoanon said, it's for the memes

he delivered again

I'm in love with her, bros
I'm moving to a bumfuck ugly rainy english city but she'll make it worth it

>>146817083
>smartwatch
thats worse than a tatoo.

>>146817114
smartwatch made watches useful again
also she's an athlete, it helps her track stuff or something

Vargas is literally Chile's craque of the century
Alexis never did anything

>>146816899
ISIS

>weather is finally great for running
>it's also great for being robbed and assassinated by wellington
yeah, maybe tomorrow

>>146816899
Built for ___

>>146816899
Gorda puta

>>146817214
I'm sorry anon, but the real Chilean crack of the Millenium was Matias Fernandez. But he was too talented for his own good
Also Valdivia, I liked that guy

>>146817235
BPC

yiyos

>>146817231
stop looking for excuses and lose that teta de vaca already, gordola

criciúma is amassating chupaulo but (((they))) won't let the opportunity of a paulista final happening slip

didn't ask

https://youtu.be/jLde4CEwb4c?si=n_53hNaQIknzGMKv

Imagine being so washed you need to come back to be pampered by santistas and losing the paulistinha to palmeiras

if river loses to mexico, will it be worse than descenso?

can't wait for palmeiras to beat santos it'll complete the perfect humilliation pack
>lost a paulista to palmeiras
>lost a copa do brasil to palmeiras
>lost libertadores to palmeiras
>lost brasileiro to palmeiras
>lost with your generational craque against a washed palmeiras with rony on the pitch
Santistas are already sovless ghouls only roaming the world to suffer but this is too much

>>146817214
that's Valdivia

>>146817457
As MASSIVE as River is and despite being the greatest club of Americas, it still is just a club

>>146817457
it depends, it's meme ochoa playing?

>>146817491
there are no other goalkeepers in mexico so I assume yes

my two european clubs won today, lovely evening

Finished neymar will bulldoze palmeiras

>open tweet
>bunch of brazilian crying because muh racism
i fucking hate this country

>>146817511
You are free to leave.

>>146817519
i wish him a good life too

>>146817511
people are whining on twitter?? NO WAY!!!

Where's the link for the meme match

>>146817457
If you lose against these guy, definitively. They are worse than even a U-23.

>>146817595
www.watchmemematch.com.br

>>146817467
Clubs always has an advantage over national teams, they play together the whole year

grubhub

>>146817600
Come on stop being niggerlicious, the links I used are down

Mari Pergi Teluk Saya Merangkap

DEATH TO UAE
DEATH TO RT
DEATH TO CBF
CENI OUT

>>146817615
christianmingle.com

Damn, all the boomers are angry because Leandro aka Leandro Peixe-frito was left out
Turns out Leandro really was a mytical lateral in the 80s
He was praised by coaches, players and boomenguistas have an absurd love for him, even Carlos Alberto "Capita" said he was the best

>>146817746
>Pelé was born in Minas Generales
wtf I always thought he was carioca or paulista

Sometimes I forget my dad was born in this era and I can just ask him how good they were
Even if (thank God) he's not flamenguista

Mestizajebros….

>>146817782
>those countries
Yeah sure

>>146817782
Why are you so high bro?

>lights off while criciuma almost scored another one
hmmm...

>>146817746
Just because leandro played for flamengo

>>146817534
Please leave

>>146817746
People are so sensitive nowadays, just like that Rivaldo-Neymar bullshit. I watched Romário's interview with him and he literally joked about it. It's a fucking choice ffs, no one's dying.

You all can get raped by a wild pack of feral niggers, in the darkest corner of Lapa, for all I care.

>>146817981
This but YOUR mom only and specially.

>>146817962
Romario and neymar want the buzz

fuck a.nal

>>146816595
He played for 2 portuguese teams, even spoke about them in the post-match interview to a portuguese journo.

Of course, as a based Sporting chad, he would run the extra mile to fuck them lampiões.
Never imagined he would become this good.

River mi buen amigo

>>146817813
Too much vela

they are abucheating the mexican anthem

>>146818022
I just found out he started his career in Portugal. Now I know why the media doesn't praise him.

Esto es river?

this is going to be san lorenzos year

LMAO

I had to wait 900 seconds but I made a thread >>146818219

>saludos a todos los gallinas
DAMN mehiico commentators bringing up the heat

Damn bro argenchinas look like that?

>pelotalibre is no more
bros?...

>>146818120
Impossible not to talk about him after this season.

In any case, his evolution is insane. He was good in Vitória de Guimares and Sporting but we never thought he would become a key player for Barça and a starter for Brazil in a mundial.

>>146818252
wtf, where did you get this photo of me and my gf?????

>>146818252
Siempre mono meets siempre sapo

>>146818255
it's been shit for months now, it's over

>>146818252
Chat is this real?

>>146818255
futbollibreonline

>>146818252
guy in the back has a massive nose

>>146818262
Yeah, I'm actually surprised he still chose the seleção when he could easily play for Portugal. I have much more respect for him now for choosing the hard path because we suck.

>>146818355
stop noticing things goy

>eduardo vargas is joining badborn

this gonna be good

Trikas kids are trying so hard to cavate a penalty
Criciúma attacker are all fominhas

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKK the ref found a penalty for trikas

Holy shit what a goal

Borja's kids bros, no beatings tonight :)

>>146818426
apologise

ah, perdo digale que anote con la camisa de colombia el negro de mierda ese y se desaparece

>unironically watching copinha
literally not a single one of these players will become a star

>>146818404
Goleador del uruguayo, lo canto ahora

is this Mexico's A team? bahahaha

promiedos is ugly now

>>146818404
I thought he was going to Vitória lol
What a crazy fuck

>>146818528
no it's like the u23
not that it would make much difference

>>146818554
the A team with Funes Mori would score at least one goal

favelado bros... são paulo is in the copinha final despite our macumbas...

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK they really gave 2 penals to chupaulo after 90 min

^holy seethe

it's ok corinthians will punish them for their crimes

Criciuma entregated, no excuses, their keeper has potential, their 9 is decent, the rest of the team is mediocre. Those two pens ERA PENIS, dumb mistakes or good PCC investments

>favelado team
>punishing anyone for crimes
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>146818568
>championship named copa saint paul
>saint paul is in the final
Totally not rigged, right?

countryside san pablo is ran by the onions bean militia
if the ref didnt give those pens he wouldnt see the extreme heat of 22nd of january burn his face
i don't blame him, in the end we all just want to go back to our family

>>146818670
yeah that's right

for me it's being a ROTA officer and shooting poor kids in corinthians t-shirts

this is nuts

imagine how angry corinthianos are rn
the 12 year old wives in the favelas will experience beatings never seen before

cool now check the titles

>>146818568
the white man prevails as always

>>146818698
Córinthians isn't in the big six of brasil tho

Only this white man can stop corinthians

>>146818762
neither is san pablito

>>146818762
And that is relevant because...

This is the official face of Cotia
I'm sensing a pattern here

>>146818784
olderton bros, we've been replaced

hey man it's not my fault you're poor and you have to live in a hut

Raphinha só n faz chover na Europa, chega contra a Venezuela treme

yeah

Hey buddy we dont like you very much

this reminds me of this guy
whatever happened to him? media painted him as a possible 9 for seleção he scored a lot for a couple months and simply vanished

OYE QUE TRISTE QUEDE
CUANDO FLU SE FUE A LA C

>hurr durr what happened to this player
Died in the war like the rest of them

status?

>>146818986
pelébros...

your mom likes me very much

i am trying my best to not threaten you but you are making it very difficult

the only way you could threaten me is buying 50 bus tickets for all your cousins to come to my city

there aren't any bridges built over the amazonian river

learning spanish with ASMR roleplay

i will assume being beaten by a strangers cousins is some of those new age fetishes

Gottem

they are kissing each other right now

small argentinian team defeats the entirety of mexico
meanwhile botafogo eats shit against a relegation bait liga mx team

River lost to a brazilian team albeit

>>146819265
>small argentinian team defeats the entirety of mexico
it's not that much of a big deal desu

Imagine supporting sao paulo without ironic intent

>>146819280
shut up
>>146819296
i know i'm just playing around

I wonder what colapinto is up to

>>146819280
Let CHADllanto cook you twat.

>>146817782
>Belarus on list

Just western propaganda against Kaspersky

>>146819303
every time someone mentions sau paulo all i can think of is the blimp

Do brazilian's literally think the west is using propaganda against you in order to undermine you?

>>146819484
yes
but it's mostly made up in their mind just like you and me and I

reminder that nordestinos are not real, they are made up by /copalib/ schizos

>>146819511
dude we have reverse cycle air conditioning now just install that

>>146819511
This but I have AC

new sponsor tomorrow

>>146819527
some building dont allow ac
anyway it was never this hot until last year

>>146819546
>some building dont allow ac
What kind of building do you live in? I've literally never saw that EVER here.

dis nibba out here living in a cave

>>146819567
>What kind of building do you live in?
pic related

>>146819567
A lot of small condos up to 4-5 floors in san pablo dont have ac, i'd say most of them from what i've noticed

>>146819623
i'll stop giving you a hard time you sound like a decent guy that is suffering

>>146819640
kek it's not a bad apartment or favela or a money problem, they simply don't allow it
i don't feel like spending 2k on an ineffective portable ac, they usually suck

I would never ever live in a place that doesn't allow AC anon, my condolences

Today is a bad day for anti-Galoppo and anti-SPFC

Trikaschizo was right about Galoppo

you didn't really need ac in san pablo until last year
i don't remember not being able to sleep because it was so fucking hot in previous years, usually a shower would do
everything is really going to shit isnt it

>>146819757
global warming is real greta was right

>>146819622
>>146819623
Geralmente é o caixote da MRV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iN8b_6adB6M

>>146819784
looks comfy i'd just get an old swamp a/c second hand on facebook market place for $100 and hang it out the window

>>146819757
It is, especially now with so many world leaders not giving a fuck about climate change

deportivo moron beat alianza lima 2-1

alianza lima > mexico selection

>>146819809
kek

>>146819803
It's comfy, cheap, build quality is excellent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuqdYLzzr_A

>>146819842
i like them but i kinda see it as a sign your economy is bad when young people have to live in updated versions of commie blocks

>>146819842
for a young buck buying the first apartment it'd be good
for a family it's awful but some people just have a fixation on buying new stuff and the feeling you're the first owner

>>146819859
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcM0WSjqsSQ

You'll buy a lot of stuff so it looks comfy on the inside
Eventually you'll get tired of it
42m/2 is pretty small

Your wife will eventually have sex with some chad or you will get depressed living among people who listen funk and pagode at 6 AM sunday

But you cannot buy anything better so you WILL own nothing and you WILL be happy and you will consume more

if anything we're about to enter the golden era of buying apartments if you have money to spare
rates are too high, people can't pay just get them for 40% of their value at some Leilão

>>146819916
>7,95m2 bedroom

kek MRV is more jewish than all Stalin architects

its been a long time (friendlies dont count)
BUT ITS THAT TIME OF THE WEEK CHUDS

27m2 of pure awesomeness
in Pinheiros, near everything (Mc Donalds, subway, drug store, drug dealer, art gallery, etc)
Super hype, fashionable and cool
For the modern man and the empowered woman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVdq05Hpie8

INSTITUTO PLAYERS GETTING ROBBED ON THE PITCH. (LITERALLY, TWISTERS VIOLENTLY TOOK THEIR STUFF FROM THEM)

>>146820042
personally i'd rather live in some shack deep in the amazon with nobody around catching monkeys for dinner than live on top of each other and have access to subway

Madureira sobe o tom e emite forte nota de repúdio contra o Vasco.

Segundo o clube, o Cruzmaltino impediu que a delegação do Madureira viajasse junto com a sua no mesmo voo contratado para as duas equipes para Manaus.

"A Nau está à deriva. Que o Vasco reencontre sua grandeza", diz o Madureira em nota.

who will win copa next season, and why is it river?

>>146820129
The full thing is better

>>146820224
Ok.
1) why did Vasco refuse to let those poor fuckers travel in the same plane?
2) WHY ARE CARIOCA TEAMS PLAYING IN NORDESTE FOR 10k PEOPLE?

carioca e judeu é um animal conflituoso

A judia Leila Pereira ficou enchendo saco sobre os clubes que fazem pré temporada nos Estados Unidos

Abel Ferreira queimou Flaco publicamente na coletiva e ainda disse que ele é maior que o Palmeiras

Presidente do Flamengo demitiu todo mundo da base e ainda descobriu esquema de venda de jogadores para 2 clubes da série B de Portugal

thank god i was born white

i hope you anons wish chicho serna a happy birthday

Amanhã o judeu Abel dará um jeito de criar uma polêmica

Pode printar

We need a shibboleth

>>146820246
because nordeste >>> rio

>tsunami destroi 70% do RJ
>Bahia sofre terremoto e perde 95% da população
Brasil vira o país mais avançado do mundo em 2 meses se isso acontecer

>>146820470
This. You wont see women applying industrial sylicone in their asses in the northeast
But in rio everybody wants to look like a superstar.
Also 87 belongs to sport recfe

População do RJ vive de

- Clinicas de estética clandestina
- Dentistas que colocam silicone
- Manicures que fazem harmonização facial
- Preenchimento de lábio com botox e óleo
- Disk tráfico
- Eletricistas especialistas em fazer gato
- Ladrões de fio de cobre e qualquer tipo de material público, até cones de plástico
- Milicianos, pistoleiros, matadores de aluguel
- Crianças que fazem arrastão
- Baile funk em favela a base de whisky, energético, cocaína e lança perfume
- Empresários que lavam dinheiro do funk

Gato mentioned

I miss el turco de los gatos, he had a lot of sovl in their posts.

>>146820688
He made a farewell thread implying he had some health issue.

Bad beans

>Newells spent their entire budget in Keylor
>they will lose again against Rosario Central anyway
It's going to be glorious

>>146821104
>Newells spent their entire budget in Keylor

Real shit?

Inter 0 - 2 Mexico
River 2 - 0 Mexico
Logo, River 4 - 0 Inter

O VASCO DA GAMA vem a público esclarecer e rebater a manifestação - fora de tom - do Madureira EC sobre os acontecimentos relacionados à logística para o jogo em Manaus.

Por contrato e cláusula expressa, é responsabilidade exclusiva do promotor do evento arcar com todos os custos e responsabilidades inerentes à logística, hospedagem e demais despesas da equipe adversária do Vasco. A alegação de que o Vasco "impediu" algo é tão fantasiosa quanto um enredo de escola de samba. Quem organiza a logística é o promotor do evento, não o Vasco.

Ao “jogar para a galera”, os dirigentes do Madureira se perdem nas palavras e tropeçam nos fatos. Não se trata de “uma carona”. O Vasco se posicionou para defender os dois clubes que devem ser respeitados pelos organizadores dessa ou de qualquer outra partida. Vasco e Madureira têm direitos.

Mas os dirigentes do Madureira tiveram dificuldades de interpretação e desfilaram ignorância.

A tentativa de transferir responsabilidades para o Vasco é uma demonstração de desconhecimento de como se organiza um evento esportivo. Causa estranheza que o Madureira tenha confundido a logística de um jogo oficial e direitos contratuais com um evento recreativo ou uma excursão.

Caso os dirigentes do Madureira EC queiram aprender sobre competência e organização, podem buscar inspiração nas grandes escolas de samba da sua região, que tanto fazem para levar e valorizar o nome do tradicional bairro de Madureira para todo o Brasil e o mundo como exemplo de excelência.

Por fim, agradecemos a lembrança da nossa história e do legado de nossos grandes dirigentes. A diferença é que, no Vasco, lidamos com a realidade e não com a ficção.

requisitos para namorar cmg:

gostar de mim (se possível)
me achar legal (opcional)
amar o são paulo fc (obrigatório)

requisitos para namorar cmg:

gostar de mim (se possível)
existir (opcional)
axilas peludas (obrigatório)

bom chia copalib

>>146823558
what is he running away from? bom chia btw

>>146823644
>what is he running away from
the soul crushing realization that life is ultimately pointless

>>146823679
>the soul crushing realization that life is ultimately pointless
until you find copalib

>>146823502
KEK

>>146823221
Tinha era que mandar tomar no cu. Presidente do Madureira claramente é um torcedor do Vasco que idolatrava Eurico Miranda e fez aquela nota de merda lá.

>>146823221
>uma carona
>se perdem nas palavras e tropeçam nos fatos
>lidamos com a realidade e não com a ficção
I'm going to start saying this

>>146823221
this passive aggressive response is so vasco

>>146823711
and copalib finds you

i hope you put stickers of your favourite team when you go on vacatations copai

>>146824183
H stands for porn in japan

>>146824208
fitting name for a sex club like huracan

>>146824208
lol imagine some japanese walking up to the billboard, seeing the sticker and going
>"ooohhh hentai gurobu"

BOCA EU TE AMO

>>146824231
OOO SEX-TO GRANDE KUN NIHAO

met some Brazilians when I went kayaking

>>146824423
did he talk to you about the beans?

australians have fish with fingers, pretoria has bean fishes

>>146818404
Who is Badborn? I don't get it. OOH OK!! NASCEUMAL, or in spanish Naicielomalo
>>146818544
>i thought he was going to Vitória
He probably is.

nobody wants to go to merdestōnia, deal with it

>>146823188
what is he saying /copa? translated please.

>Transmissão: Record e CazéTV.
grim, i miss Globo so much.

>>146824789
coéé mieteu iesssa mané?

>>146824811
*camera shows up all the broadcast team to show their live reaction*

cazeu chivi
é isso o q os meninos falam agora, fala desse quento galera bate sua porra na cueca do povo

O VASCO DA GAMA vem a público esclarecer que Shadow, o ouriço, é um filho da puta do caralho. Ele mijou na porra da minha esposa. Isso mesmo, ele pegou a porra do pinto espinhoso dele e mijou na porra da minha esposa e disse que o pau dele era "desse tamanho" e eu disse: "Credo! Que nojo!". Então estou fazendo um exposed no meu Twitter ponto com: Shadow, o ouriço, você tem um pau pequeno, que é do tamanho dessa noz, só que muito menor! E adivinha! Olha o tamanho do meu pirocão, TÃN! Isso mesmo, bebê! Pontas altas, sem pelos, sem espinhos! Olha só, parecem duas bolas e um torpedo! Ele fodeu a minha esposa então adivinhe: EU VOU FODER A TERRA!! Isso mesmo, é isto que você ganha, meu super lazer de mijo! Exceto que eu não vou mijar na Terra, eu vou mais longe... EU VOU MIJAR NA LUA! VOCÊ GOSTOU DISSO LULA? EU MIJEI NA LUA! FAZ O L AGORA! Vocês tem vinte e três horas antes que os perdigotos de mijo atinjam a Terra. Agora saiam da porra da minha frente antes que eu mije em vocês também.

vasco mentioned

Banheirão do Vasco with Shadow the Hedgehog

what's that smell

>>146824930
https://youtu.be/atEJ32h8FIM?si=3boGDrHZIXzUbgiQ

why do old people always need explicit confirmation that their jokes are funny? they always go 'eh?' or 'te gustó?'

kerlon foquinha

your dad just wants to get along with you, you anti-social psycho freak

eu gosto de xereca

Vargas went to bornbad.
Fuck him

>>146824183
huracan!!!

>Just saw office gato play with some coins
Thinking he might be jewish

>>146825307
>didn't take a pic
come on anon

>trusting fake country lies
yeah you reap what you sow

A Realidade Maligna da Sociedade Ucraniana

As imagens impopulares de recrutamento forçado realizado pelas autoridades ucranianas são um problema grave no país e pioram significativamente a estabilidade interna. A realidade é que os ucranianos comuns têm medo de andar nas ruas, porque a qualquer momento os recrutadores das Forças Armadas Ucranianas podem capturá-los à força.
A situação é tão chocante que agora é quase impossível encontrar homens em idade militar nas ruas de Kiev e de outras cidades ucranianas. As pessoas estão assustadas e com medo de serem enviadas para a linha de frente. No metrô, por exemplo, só é possível ver jovens com menos de 25 anos misturados com pessoas em uniforme militares. Os homens ucranianos de 25 a 40 anos preferem se esconder, porque entendem que se forem levados por recrutadores das Forças Armadas Ucranianas, será uma passagem só de ida, dada a falta de condições terríveis na linha de frente.
A sociedade ucraniana está dividida, de um lado, os recrutadores das Forças Armadas Ucranianas, do outro, civis apreensivos que não querem lutar. Em muitos casos, os soldados morrem em batalha sem que as suas senpaiílias sequer saibam onde, pois os soldados são proibidos de se comunicarem com as suas senpaiílias durante o recrutamento. Como resultado do recrutamento forçado, a deserção em massa passou a incomodar o governo, o que indica o colapso psicológico das Forças Armadas da Ucrânia. Na guerra, o fator moral é tão importante quanto a capacidade militar, se não houver vontade de vencer e não houver fé na vitória, é impossível travar uma guerra durante muito tempo, e isto mostra que a derrota do regime fascista de Kiev está próxima, Infelizmente, esta derrota custará à Ucrânia um preço irreparável.

tu é maluquinho hein

>>146816899
WOULD

>another year with abel
>another year with rony
>another year without buying decent players
>another year depending on Veiga
>another year with weverton crocodile arms
>another year with gustavo gomez
>another year with marcos brocha and mayke
it's over, we're so shit

>>146825570
>another year with rony
Rony to FluminenC

>>146825570
Just call up the next craqui from the youth team
Rinse and repeat

>>146825588
if they get too much playing time european times will find out they're all shit and won't pay as much

>>146825588
not worth, by the time the player is finally adapted and able to play, he's sold to some random euro team. Happened with Endrick, just happened with Victor Reis and it's happening with Estevão

just fart it out bro

>>146825570
Yall niggas now hate Abel?
Haven't been paying too much attention so.. what happened?

>>146825659
>now
Palmerdistas are the most ungrateful people in the planet
It's the fault of the paulista mestizaje maligna

woah black vini
bamalam

>>146825659
only retards like abel, his results are pretty shit for the team he has. Before making any analysis of his work, you always need to remember he command one of the richest teams of latin america (probably the second richest only after Flamingo).
Even Dorival Jr, which was training CEARA two years ago, managed to win a couple of titles once he had a decent team on his hands.

Abel always complained about the lack of time to train, last year he had 6 months for it since Palmeiras got eliminated in all other competitions, and guess what? the team performance got worse.
Don't even need to mention how he sabotaged us against Boca Jrs in copalib 2023 semi finals, that alone was enough for getting fired.

>>146824501
>pretoria has bean fishes
Que

Palmerdistas really won almost everything in the last few years and still complain like little bitches
You should be grateful to Abelzinho because he still hasn't left you for arap money
Once he goes away you'll discover what happens when truly mediocre managers have expensive teams
Didn't you see what happened to Renato Gaúcho

>oh no no please don't buy our 17yo for 270 million euros that's warming the bench for the past 6 months and we don't have plans for making him play in the near future
that's how you depict yourself in front of others

Faz banheirão, faz

>>146825827
based

cachorro quentchi

>>146825827
people talk about ai but we'll get replaced by perros

>>146825827
perro alfabetizado

>>146825827
>k
fucking stupid dog there's no k in our alphabet

>>146825973
grandpa k has been in our alphabet for more than fifty years

>>146825973
how do you laugh with no K then?

to that brasilero that likes to read to learn spanish Symns' "La Banda de Los Chacales" is pretty funny, rape, murder, hostages, etc it's like 20 pages

>wake up
>immediatly demand ass pics of my orbiters
>they comply
I bet this is how 16yo dedeu "peidão negão" da silva souza dos santos from san palmerinthians feels when he gets his beans on a plate from tia leila cueca cuca or whatever

>>146825827
New OP (Opening Perro) just dropped.

>>146826112
Alternatively.

>>146826139
>vamos trikas
-el perro probably

solo quiero
ver a boca

>>146825588
They need to sell high to hopeless shitty english teams

>>146826310
How about watching the once near-Libertadores champion charming São Caetano play in the fourth most prestigious championship in São Paulo state?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_m8Mm9O6huc

>>146825827
Literally me

why is Maduro preparing to invade us?

It's so fucking hot

QUE CALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRR

bbbremio is hiring volpi they really want one more b and i thought south people were smart

Maybe i'm going to put needles in your eyes

>>146825827
Based doggo

>>146826984
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/cade%20a%20guerra%20maduro%3F/
finalmente

I'm going to do it
Don't make me do it

>>146827364
Do it

>>146827374
I don't want to harm you, but if you keep your shenanigans I'm going to do it

>>146827364
Do it f*gg*t

Are guys watching the SUPERCOPA tonight?

COPINHA SEMIFINAL
Corinthians x Grêmio is starting! Unfortunately, the match is in Sportv. But if you can, please do come watch!
Deciding who will face São Paulo!
STARTING
Corinthians x Grêmio
Sportv

I bet one of you niggas is called GAEL

>>146827741
>SUPERCOPA
you have to be more specific, we have 3 of those

>>146827834
The BLACK and white SUPERCOPA final

is this true argiebros? how many chilenos have you seen living there?

>>146826984
Maduro is a triple agent, it's all a ruse to justify all the military equipment Milei is buying. The good thing is that we will save you guys and Brazil - Argentina relationship will improve tenfold. The bad news is that the dead favelados count will be in the tens of millions.

>>146828014
In the south? Tons, and nobody likes them.

>>146828014
the girl that interviewed me today for a job was chilean, if i dont get the job im going to kill all the chileans living here

>>146828073
what do they do for a living
>>146828094
spain ranks high as well, which is obvious. i'm surprised the linguistic barrier is that much of an attraction for us tho, spain doesn't seem that much better off than chile as a whole

>>146828133
>what do they do for a living
They sell potatoes and potato accesories.

when we were sick my grandma would boil potatoes and when you inhale the potato vapors it makes you get healthy faster

>ywn play in a cancha like this again
I miss the good times bros

>>146817519
he should come to my house.

>the potato vapors
Nigga just get some vaporub.

Como é ruim ser colorado

prove that your team is against anything and everything

>>146829594
Elias Duba, presidente do Madureira, em entrevista à "ESPN Brasil", cita dívidas do Vasco e "ataca" Pedrinho, presidente vascaíno. 'Figura quadrada'.

"O Madureira não interpretou nada errado, apenas cobrou o que lhe foi prometido pelo organizador do evento. Na última hora, o Vasco disse que não, ele tem que ser igual ao Flamengo, só viaja sozinho. E comparando o momento do Vasco ao do Flamengo, meu Deus do céu! Eu não sei quem redigiu a nota do Vasco, mas deve ter sido uma criança, bem infantil, bem boba, sem argumentos, não explica por que o Vasco não queria viajar junto com o Madureira.

Os argumentos são bem fraquinhos porque podia acontecer alguma coisa no jogo, alguma desavença, viajar junto é desconfortável, mas o Madureira sempre viajou junto, já foi com o Fluminense para lá e para cá, já viajou com outras delegações e nunca teve problema. O Madureira foi em dois voos separados, era isso talvez que ele (Vasco) quisesse, de repente quer obter alguma vantagem fora de campo, mas isso é coisa de gente que não tem a menor responsabilidade com a verdade, com os fatos, e que rasgou uma página muito bonita na parceria entre Vasco e Madureira.

Os caras que estão no Vasco, eu não conheço nenhum deles pessoalmente, não sei quem manda no Vasco hoje, se tem presidente ou não, eu sei que tentaram uma SAF lá, que depois disseram que deu o golpe, enfim. Estou vendo as SAF's darem certo, e a do Vasco não deu, não sei por quê. Eu não falo com quem eu não conheço, gosto de falar com pessoas reconhecidas, que têm um passado, que têm história para contar no Vasco. Que presidente que jogou no Vasco, depois foi treinador, depois comentarista esportivo, acho que não deu certo em nada disso, e hoje não assume e nem responde uma ligação que eu fiz para ele para tentar suavizar o problema. Acho que é outra figura quadrada do futebol, vai ser mais um.

Eu estou aqui há 34 anos, (Pedrinho) é mais um que cai de paraquedas aí no mundo do futebol, como se um ex-jogador, um ex-qualquer coisa, pudesse ser presidente do Vasco. Eu não vou responder eles, eu tenho coisas mais importantes para fazer. Só lamento, vai ter troco, aguarda que vai ter troco.

Eu acho que eles deveriam estar preocupados em ver quanto o Vasco deve ao Madureira e tentar pagar porque essa diretoria até agora não se manifestou da dívida que o Vasco tem com o Madureira. E eu vou cobrar, daqui para frente eu vou cobrar... (dívida de) Léo Lima, Souza, Muriqui, Alan, pode procurar mais alguns jogadores lá que o Vasco deve ao Madureira, e o Madureira não cobrou. Inclusive, foi à Justiça para defender o Vasco, para que o Vasco não tivesse problemas."

O carioca é um animal conflituoso e problemático

It's Banguover

Bernard Alegria nas Pernas

I stand with Vini

Sabe onde foi parar o 1 bilhao de reais em venda do Palmeiras?
Em um dos CNPJs da Leila e do zumbi marido dela

Se fuderam

>>146826984
Augusto Melo will not fall. Too much is at stake.

is augusto melo related to felipe melo?
the answer might surprise you

Em 2024, na mesma toada, o presidente do Corinthians determinou que os jogos de mando da equipe sub-20 alvinegra, em vez de em território do clube (Parque São Jorge, CT ou Arena de Itaquera) fossem disputados no estádio do Água Santa, que mantém umbilical ligação com Marcos Boccatto, um de seus sócios.
Além de pagar aluguel, o Timão incorporou jogadores da equipe de Diadema em seu elenco; entre os quais Luiz Eduardo, camisa 10 da equipe que disputa a Copinha.

Gaviões da Fiel e cartolas do Corinthians mantém, desde o início da gestão, lucrativo esquema de ingressos para jogos do clube na Arena de Itaquera.

Vamos aos detalhes.

A facção recebe grande número de entradas grafadas com o valor de R$ 15.

Há quem afirme a quantidade de 18 mil, por partida.

Estes ingressos, segundo testemunhas, são revendidos por R$ 50.

Fontes alvinegras garantem que os R$ 15 existem apenas para fins fiscais e que nada é cobrado da ‘organizada’.

O lucro seria divido com os cartolas.

Levando-se em consideração estas informações realizaremos duas simulações de rendimento; se os Gaviões tivessem que pagar pelo preço impresso nas entradas, sobrariam R$ 630 mil.

Em não pagando, o dinheiro embolsado é de R$ 900 mil.

Por jogo.

Justificar-se-ia por isso, e pela possibilidade, também, da perda do patrocínio da ‘Obabet’, intermediado pela diretoria, o desespero, violento, dos dirigentes dos Gaviões com a queda do parceiro que possuem na presidência do Corinthians.

Corinthians game bandeirinha, that is all

aytorn costa, ander herrera and carlos palacios as starters against mount corn tonight

how the fuck are seagulls making 1 palo of bananas every game if they don't go to la cancha

>>146831061
imagine losing to monte maiz lol

so its gonna be
brey
advincula, di lollo, costa, saracchi
domenech, herrera
aguirre, palacios, zeballos
merentiel
4231 is like the new meme formation but i like it far more than the 433

eating panqueca right now

would you get in line to get a Roberto Dinamite autograph?

>>146831133
This team would definitely win Cariocão, possibly Paulistão too.

>>146831133
the best boca of the last 11 years

>>146831157
and theres a lot left on the bench like battalgia, alarcon, gimenez, marchesin, velasco, zenon, blondel, blanco,belmonte and delgado
rojo and cavani are 50/50 when they dont have aids or cancer making them not play
boca has a decent team for the first time in 80 years

>>146831165
thats how you know monte maiz will win

>>146831153
mogged

>>146831153
pq o Ronaldo tá sempre com essa cara de mongolóide perdido?

Ontem, o Corinthians registrou no BID da CBF a contratação do jogador Luiz Eduardo, jovem de apenas 16 anos, oriundo do Água Santa de Diadema.

O clube do ABCD escalou o atleta uma única vez entre os profissionais, nos cinco minutos finais da partida contra o Timão, pelo Paulistinha.

Não se tratou, evidentemente, de coincidência.

A princípio, Eduardo será alocado no Sub-20, sob a esperteza de Valmir Costa.
Marcos Boccatto, Superintendente de Novos Negócios do Corinthians, cartola do núcleo duro da gestão alvinegra – sócio de Augusto Melo há algumas décadas -, é quem dá as cartas no Água Santa, onde ocupou cargo de Presidente.

Jogadores da equipe são agenciados, quando não por ele, por alguém de sua confiança.

Quase uma Superintendência de ‘Velhos Negócios’.

A contratação se deu num contexto de ‘parceria’ do Água Santa com o Corinthians.

O dinheiro somente aportará no bolso do intermediário – e provavelmente não apenas no dele – em caso de venda futura, após valorização com a passagem pelo Timão.

E não será pouca coisa.

O Agua Santa cedeu 50% dos direitos ao Corinthians e permaneceu com os outros 50%, que todos sabem a quem realmente pertencem.

Luiz Eduardo não foi o primeiro fruto da ‘parceria’.

Em 04 de janeiro, assim que tomou posse na presidência, Augusto Melo contratou os treinador Paulo Roberto Martiniano, vulgo ‘Lilló’, ex-Água Santa, para as categorias de base do clube.

>>146830935
>this post is extremely low quality
How to ban 97% of /sp/

Embora empossado no cargo, remunerado, de Superintendente de ‘Novos Negócios’, Marcos Boccatto, presidente de honra do Água Santa, sem alarde, comanda os negócios do futebol do Corinthians.

Controla também, há anos, Sindicatos e Federações de treinadores.

Boccatto é vice-presidente do SITREFESP (Sindicato dos Treinadores Profissionais do Estado de Sāo Paulo), Presidente do SINTREFUT (Sindicato Intermunicipal de Treinadores de Futebol do ABCDMRR e Litoral) e Diretor Financeiro da FBTF (Federação Brasileira dos Treinadores de Futebol).

almost halfway through Cariocão league stage and this is the classification

>>146831422
copalib has to be more than 3%

O crime organizado no Corinthians
Data: agosto 9, 2024
Autor: Paulinho
0 Comentários

Marcos Boccatto, Vinicius Cascone e Augusto Melo
Ontem (08), Rubens Gomes, ex-diretor de futebol do Corinthians, às portas da delegacia que apura o caso ‘Vai de Bet’, declarou:

“Minha preocupação é o crime organizado se instalando no Corinthians”.

Rubão tinha acabado de prestar depoimento.

Segundo informações, comprometendo, e muito, o presidente alvinegro.

A policia descobriu que o dinheiro de comissionamento, pago, indevidamente, pelo clube a Alex Cassundé, ex-funcionário de campanha de Augusto Melo, diluiu-se em contas administradas pelo PCC.

Suspeita-se que parte para quitar despesas de campanha (especula-se que poderia haver fornecedores ligados à criminalidade).

A sobra e os pagamentos posteriores – que não ocorreram, estariam programados para serem embolsados.

O Corinthians é comandado, efetivamente, por Augusto Melo, Marcos Boccatto, presidente de honra do mal-afamado Água Santa, e Vinicius Cascone, advogado que participou do arrendamento da Barbarense.

>>146831594
todos os grandes crimes financeiros no estado de são paulo tem dedo do pcc

dedo do mlq uma deliz

Engraçado que nenhum jornal fez uma breve investigação do Augusto Melo

Ele é apresentado pelo portal Globoesporte como empresário do ramo têxtil

Ele começou a carreira no mundo do crime em 1997, sendo laranja do Boccatto e do desembargador (na época juiz) Miguel Marques e Silva
https://www.tjsp.jus.br/Noticias/Noticia?codigoNoticia=100828

O trio Boccatto, Augusto Melo e Miguel Marques e Silva atuavam desde repasse de veículos roubados até compra e venda de casas na zona leste sem pagar impostos

Depois que o Miguel Marques e Silva foi indicado a desembargador, começou a julgar integrantes do PCC.
O PCC pagava ao Boccatto e Augusto Melo, que depois repassava ao Miguel Marques e Silva.
Depois de 14 anos nesse esquema, Boccatto comprou o Agua Santa e teve um encontro com presidente da CBF, e em 24horas conseguiu colocar o Água Santa na série A2 do campeonato paulista

>>146831666
neta, satan?

Pedrinho BH

>fire fighters using the hoses on the crowds because of the heat
S O V L IS TBACK

>>146831667
onde você achou essas informações?

>>146831773
AIEEE AYURAME ROMAN

>>146831790
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DWvDMZ8yUg

>>146831153
is that the legendary Ronnie Lessa?

>>146831332
teeth

The next big tactic will be 1-5-4

é verdade que o Memhpis Depay(TM) tem uma carreira de rapper? esses dias vi ele num videoclip na favela

>>146831834
why would his name be trademarked?

https://x.com/liberta___depre/status/1882216141965427066

>>146831846
because his birth name is not Memphis Depay
he created as a trademark

Cruzeiro will be the entertainment of the year

gagussy nipples are hard

>>146831870
vamos cruzeiro btw?

>>146831855
uhh mods?
can we like, ban twitter links? I don't want to give literal nazis traffic

>>146831882
indeed

>>146831870
>Cassio
>Dudu
>Fagner
>Gabigordo
>Diniz

I think both Matos and Pedrinho BH are double agents

how is diniz so washed?

>>146831895
why are you trying to murder dinizinho?

>>146831865
it is his name, he evens avoids using Depay because he hates his father

>>146815441
Cruzeiro cugu9loso

>mementiel already missing goals
It's over, this is the most singed 0-1 ever

>>146831960
he just needs more time

>>146831667
https://www.youtube.com/live/-DWvDMZ8yUg?si=q5kA1sMKLtxzx8M_
Mofo told all about augusto melo

WHAT ARE THEY DOING
WE ARE GONNA LOSE AGAINST CORN MOUNT

>>146831983
they're sobrating the match

I'm busy copalibros can you please reply to my post when boca scores? thx

>>146831989
they didn't score yet

>>146832000
trips of nothing ever happen

>13 minutes
>no goals
fire gago now

>>146832000
ok....

>argentinian mount corn

uh, what?

who the fuck are these people

>>146832058
it's a corn mount from argentina

it's maize, chuds

>>146832066
please don't dead name it

Zeballos and Aguirre are the weak links

zeballos is such a fucking shitter, I'm tired of this bum.

hoje tem santos

>>146832060
football players

VAMO GANHA PORCO

>>146832117
se mata fascista

>>146832117
my second team is bahia btw

/thread

It's just clearly obvious that Bricco hates Zeballos

>>146832060
what about miguelito, so much fux for nothing

>>146832150
can you blame him?

>>146832060
Neymars new teammates

90% dos nordestinos
Torce pro Barcelona/Madrid e Manchester City durante a champions
Finge que torce pro Vitória ou Bahia
Diz pros outros que nasceu palmeirense ou corinthiano
Durante a final da Copa do Nordeste vira torcedor fanático
No resto do ano usa camisa de algum time local para fazer média no instagram

calleri would have scored

>>146832165
video related
https://x.com/RadioCuler/status/1882112547903754294

I hate Isabel and I want to watch her sad but I also hate Palmeiras

Today is a bad day
If Palmeiras win = I'm sad
If Santos lose = I'm sad
If Santos win = Isabel Happy

sell zeballos please

why would you need such a long screwdriver

what set him off this time?
Another failed rape attempt?

uh oh the weird kid is here

PERRO FRESCO PERRO FRESCO PERRO FRESCO PERRO FRESCO PERRO FRESCO PERRO FRESCO PERRO FRESCO PERRO FRESCO PERRO FRESCO PERRO FRESCO PERRO FRESCO PERRO FRESCO PERRO FRESCO PERRO FRESCO PERRO FRESCO PERRO FRESCO PERRO FRESCO PERRO FRESCO PERRO FRESCO PERRO FRESCO PERRO FRESCO PERRO FRESCO PERRO FRESCO PERRO FRESCO PERRO FRESCO PERRO FRESCO PERRO FRESCO PERRO FRESCO PERRO FRESCO PERRO FRESCO PERRO FRESCO PERRO FRESCO PERRO FRESCO PERRO FRESCO PERRO FRESCO PERRO FRESCO PERRO FRESCO PERRO FRESCO PERRO FRESCO PERRO FRESCO PERRO FRESCO PERRO FRESCO PERRO FRESCO PERRO FRESCO

PERRO NO

NOOOOOOOOOOOO EL PERRO ESTA EN EL AGUA

It doesn't get anymore fresco than this perro.

>they rescued a perro
SOVL

>>146832225
kek Bricco said "esta fresco maestro"

i wouldn't be surprised if that´s the cat schizo having a melty because his off-topic garbage is being deleted and he ends banned lol.

based perro fresco

>Pretend to be drowning
>immediately gets all the attention
>even cnnuy comes to talk with you
>you even get a chori
Perro Fresco won

>>146832248
Perros are getting too smart.

wtf is wrong with chicanos?

PEGUENLE AL ARCO

you've heard of perro caca
now get ready for
perro fresco

Zeballos shoots on goal when he should give the pass
gives the pass when he should shoot on goal

>>146831594
Paulinho não tem amor a vida dele? nunca q eu iria mexer com esse tipo de gente

Zeballos goes from neymar to janson in 5 secs

>>146832270
perro fresco
What club is Boca playing against? are you upse that Román Riquelme didnt hire Galoppo?

lesgo

>>146832270
next op

a dog almost died in the Boca - Criucima match and you are laughing about it

>>146832294
he was just refrescating himself

>>146832282
mighty monte maiz

>>146832294
The name of the dog? Zeballos.

I wonder how's that Zaragoza hincha from argentina doing right now.

soteldo is so small lmao

>>146832270
Damn, do all stadiums have a POZO DE AGUA PODRIDA?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-u1S0FeysY&t=39s

WWCD?
What would colapinto do?

Trikaschizo was right about PCC, Galoppo, Igor Gomes, Nestor, Saracchi and everything else

carro do colapinto

>>146832347
it's like the moat of a castle, to prevent invasions

>>146832316
Used to think that I was a sweat for following rasin clu while spanish, such guys make me feel a lil better

fuck twitter i got spoiled the goal

O CHANGO ZEBALLOS

fucking finally Zeballos

They are stealatating o meu argenchino do corn mount.

there was a guy with a san lorenzo tatuajem on his chest between the boca twisters

BEAST BEAST BEAST BEAST BEAST

Orto status: closed

TOMA GRANJERO PUTO

>>146832426
barras are often not fans of the club they work for

eat fucking shit you bald fuck

>>146832426
maybe it was a cerro porteño guy

Esse árbitro do SAN x PAL é o Candançan, ele torce pro Palmeiras e a irmã dele é sócia Avanti(TM)

el clu es el ma importan

>>146832459
i say this

can't make this shit up

Esse árbitro do SAN x PAL é o Candançan, ele torce pro Palmeiras e a irmã dele é sócia Avanti(TM)

Em publicação no seu canal de Youtube, o jornalista esportivo Jorge Nicola abordou uma teoria criada recentemente por torcedores do SPFC sobre se o árbitro do último Choque-Rei seria palmeirense. O especialista afirma que a especulação surgiu fortemente nas redes sociais após a irmã do profissional compartilhar uma postagem onde comemora o gol do Palmeiras.

Aliado a este fato, Jorge Nicola relembrou que a arbitragem de Candançan foi muito polêmica por não expulsar Richard Ríos no lance do gol de São Paulo. Além disso, o pênalti do gol do Palmeiras em uma dividida considerada normal por muitos e ainda ignorando uma sugestão do VAR para a marcação de uma penalidade máxima entre Piquerez e Luciano.

Os torcedores são-paulinos descobriram através das redes sociais que a irmã do árbitro é torcedora fanática do Palmeiras e o próprio Candançan já teria ido a algumas partidas no Allianz Parque. Entretanto, Nicola destaca que as fotos foram retiradas, não sabendo se há verdade nesse argumento. O especialista disse que há um tempo o juiz publicou nas redes sociais uma foto dele em uma encarrada com Calleri com a legenda: “On”.

>>146832270
did they save him? I'm not watching the match

>>146832497
yes

>>146832497
they did, he even scored both goals

its amazing how thing change when your 5 actually passes the ball foward instead of to the sides or to the back

>>146832519
smart player bros...

There's a 100% chance that Riquelme is watching this and thinking "El equipo no funciona sin Pol"

leo pele should play in boca

>>146832534
hes wondering where he can get a refill on his mate

>>146832534
pol was los socios all along....

el clun es de los sucios

>Axel Muzzarella in
we're done

Palmeiras sem o Rafael Klaus é um time comum

i do have a lot of respect for pol
because he saw this and decided that he needed to leave.
meanwhile ramirez is perfectly fine not playing a single match in 4 years because he has a stable salary

>>146832585
sounds like a Capusotto sketch

>>146815441
>>146832225
>>146832270
9000 hours in notepad

>>146830706
This dude is gay

>>146832605
YJK

Fora Abel
Ancelotti no palmeiras

>>146832653
you have said this

Santos vai cair

Its been a while since i posted in this thread i have no idea what youre talking bout

>>146832670
just talk about the beans

>>146832670
Argentinos are in love with mexicans

>Casão, você gosta de Pizza?
>Sim gosto
>Com cheiro do quê?
Senti a maldade na pergunta
>>146832626

como faz para ver as estatisticas do jogo sem ser pelo APP do sofascore? tem como ver pelo site?

>Fabra in
>Janson in
TV off

>fabra is still playing

what year is this?

>>146832801
at least 2021