/147/ - Masters Final 2025
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)04:46:59 | 409 comments | 190 images
Morning lads, how are we? Welcome to the final of the Masters 2025 where Shaun Murphy will take on Kyren Wilson. Murphy defeated Mark Allen 6-3 yesterday, claiming a 147 break in the process. Wilson on the other hand defeated Judd Trump by the same scoreline.
Murphy will be searching for his second Masters title, ten years after his first where he demolished Neil Robertson 10-2 in the final. Wilson will be searching for his first after crying against Mark Allen in the 2018 final.
>COVERAGE: BBC and Eurosport
>STREAMS: https://www.cxtvlive.com/live-tv/eurosport
>MUSIC TO /WAIT/ TO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qO3MTXKq0bA
Murphy will be searching for his second Masters title, ten years after his first where he demolished Neil Robertson 10-2 in the final. Wilson will be searching for his first after crying against Mark Allen in the 2018 final.
>COVERAGE: BBC and Eurosport
>STREAMS: https://www.cxtvlive.com/live-tv/eu
>MUSIC TO /WAIT/ TO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qO3
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)04:54:53 No.146763339
Morning, Ken. Reminder that if Shorn wins, then it basically counts as Peter Ebdon's title and Shorn deserves little to no credit for the victory. If Kyren wins, then he's single-handedly brought happiness to the ~1.5 billion people of India.
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)05:00:45 No.146763377
Anime.
This is me since I realised that with second shifts next week I'm going to miss pretty much the entirety of three groups in the Championship League (Invitational), so it's obviously /sp/ related.
This is me since I realised that with second shifts next week I'm going to miss pretty much the entirety of three groups in the Championship League (Invitational), so it's obviously /sp/ related.
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)05:25:18 No.146763556
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)05:33:29 No.146763610
Nobody tell Neyul.
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)05:42:32 No.146763671
>>146763610
I really don't even know where to start with that post.
I really don't even know where to start with that post.
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)05:49:12 No.146763729
>>146763290
not a sport
not a sport
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)06:06:22 No.146763856
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9UmokJRt7E
The difference between the two Tonys though
The difference between the two Tonys though
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)06:46:23 No.146764218
Wake up to see Koiren win
>>146763671
>Started drinking early so that i can GWAN ON MARK.
>Shrom makes 147 and win match.
>Too drunk to stay awake to see my worriror win.
Now any good sir tell me if i missed any good frame? Ill watch the highlight.
>>146763671
>Started drinking early so that i can GWAN ON MARK.
>Shrom makes 147 and win match.
>Too drunk to stay awake to see my worriror win.
Now any good sir tell me if i missed any good frame? Ill watch the highlight.
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)07:02:27 No.146764333
NOTHING'S RIGHT I'M SHORN
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)07:02:57 No.146764336
Ooh it's the final today.
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)07:04:04 No.146764340
>>146764218
Don't know which frames exactly, but there were a few with pretty nice safety battles.
Don't know which frames exactly, but there were a few with pretty nice safety battles.
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)07:23:28 No.146764476
Doodles on Masters Final Day
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)07:24:08 No.146764482
GWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)07:30:26 No.146764522
>>146764476
Lel, very well done Den.
Lel, very well done Den.
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)07:37:26 No.146764592
>>146764476
Fixed.
Fixed.
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)07:42:08 No.146764639
>>146764592
haha fair
haha fair
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)07:53:45 No.146764723
>>146764592
Fixed.
Fixed.
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)08:10:40 No.146764925
I think I will support.............Kyren today
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)08:12:15 No.146764939
>>146764218
Its a few months until the world champs (the next event) so you've got enough time to just watch the whole thing again
Its a few months until the world champs (the next event) so you've got enough time to just watch the whole thing again
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)08:13:40 No.146764953
Stream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVJ2-wYtDic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVJ
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)08:20:36 No.146765030
>Commentators explaining the mysterious banging noises from backstage
>Shaun Murphy being attacked by wasps
So far, this is a fantastic final, and it's only been going for a couple of minutes.
>Shaun Murphy being attacked by wasps
So far, this is a fantastic final, and it's only been going for a couple of minutes.
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)08:21:23 No.146765039
Another impressive long delayed swerve from your Shorn.
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)08:25:39 No.146765085
>>146764925
Me too. He feels more genuine as a person. I don't mind Shaun Murphy as much as some of the others here, but he's definitely putting on an act with his so-called personality while Kyren seems too dim to ever manipulate anyone.
Me too. He feels more genuine as a person. I don't mind Shaun Murphy as much as some of the others here, but he's definitely putting on an act with his so-called personality while Kyren seems too dim to ever manipulate anyone.
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)08:29:31 No.146765131
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)08:34:30 No.146765199
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)08:36:14 No.146765224
>Even Shaun Murphy admits that Kyren is the best rest player in the world.
Thanks for reminding us for the 10th time this week Dennis.
Thanks for reminding us for the 10th time this week Dennis.
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)08:37:19 No.146765242
>>146765199
Chinese black magic.
Chinese black magic.
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)08:38:29 No.146765263
>>146765199
Now no one will dare to beat him, even if they could.
Now no one will dare to beat him, even if they could.
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)08:39:55 No.146765280
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)08:41:53 No.146765306
>>146765030
Missed that, what was the explanation for the banging?
Missed that, what was the explanation for the banging?
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)08:42:35 No.146765319
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)08:43:45 No.146765334
>>146765319
And that's a good thing.
And that's a good thing.
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)08:48:24 No.146765405
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)08:48:44 No.146765410
Koirenbros...
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)08:48:47 No.146765412
>>146765306
Steve guessed that it's when people walk over "metal plates" so the mystery is still alive afaic
Steve guessed that it's when people walk over "metal plates" so the mystery is still alive afaic
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)08:52:51 No.146765479
>>146765306
Supposedly, they cover all the camera cables and stuff with metal plates, so if someone stands on one, it's like a seesaw and bangs into the ground when they walk across. But that's just his guess.
Supposedly, they cover all the camera cables and stuff with metal plates, so if someone stands on one, it's like a seesaw and bangs into the ground when they walk across. But that's just his guess.
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)09:03:34 No.146765678
S E T T L E D
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)09:04:35 No.146765699
>1-2
Caam on KOIREN
Caam on KOIREN
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)09:09:47 No.146765809
Blessing this thread and this final with Ania
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)09:16:58 No.146765963
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)09:19:08 No.146766003
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)09:19:42 No.146766018
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)09:21:13 No.146766056
Very quiet here today. :(
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)09:24:10 No.146766146
>>146766056
I dunno about anybody else, but I'm keeping my powder dry for the WSF Women's Championship. GWAN SOPHIE
I dunno about anybody else, but I'm keeping my powder dry for the WSF Women's Championship. GWAN SOPHIE
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)09:36:08 No.146766475
>>146766056
You'll be enjoying the bangs then
You'll be enjoying the bangs then
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)09:37:22 No.146766497
>>146766056
I've a hangover and looking at shorn makes my stomach turn
I've a hangover and looking at shorn makes my stomach turn
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)09:39:18 No.146766529
>>146766056
Rpmmie never played so no legions of /brit/ gimps thank God and I'm sure some lads are watching the footy
Rpmmie never played so no legions of /brit/ gimps thank God and I'm sure some lads are watching the footy
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)09:39:25 No.146766535
>>146766056
It only shows how focused everyone is on the match.
It only shows how focused everyone is on the match.
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)09:48:45 No.146766720
>playing the new game "Snooker Referee '25"
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)09:59:47 No.146767007
>>146766720
lel
lel
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)10:01:24 No.146767040
>>146766720
jej
when is pellew going to ref another ranking final?
getting tired of all these oliviers, marclels and banterrefs
why is he being snubbed like this?
jej
when is pellew going to ref another ranking final?
getting tired of all these oliviers, marclels and banterrefs
why is he being snubbed like this?
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)10:11:46 No.146767318
>>146766720
would unironically pay £7.99 on steam for that
would unironically pay £7.99 on steam for that
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)10:15:59 No.146767443
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)10:19:20 No.146767529
>>146767318
I'd wait and get it in a bundle on Fanatical.
I'd wait and get it in a bundle on Fanatical.
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)10:20:10 No.146767553
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)10:21:01 No.146767578
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)10:24:53 No.146767687
>>146767443
I like to imagine that Snooker Referee '25: Animal Invasion would be like those bonus Street Fighter levels where you have to smash up the car.
I like to imagine that Snooker Referee '25: Animal Invasion would be like those bonus Street Fighter levels where you have to smash up the car.
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)10:26:44 No.146767738
>>146763290
>>146763339
Here we are then. My Allah have mercy upon me but I want Shaun to win for the Ebdonator.
>>146763377
>I'm going to miss pretty much the entirety of three groups in the Championship League (Invitational)
Truly feels bad, man.
>>146765809
When will she be mine...
>>146766497
For me, it's watching Blue Velvet instead. How did (You) like it?
>>146766720
Kek. The graphics on Baize Brawlers truly are next level.
>>146767040
>why is he being snubbed like this?
But he (and are Ania) are reffing in the far superior Championship League
>>146766146
I utterly kneel
>>146763339
Here we are then. My Allah have mercy upon me but I want Shaun to win for the Ebdonator.
>>146763377
>I'm going to miss pretty much the entirety of three groups in the Championship League (Invitational)
Truly feels bad, man.
>>146765809
When will she be mine...
>>146766497
For me, it's watching Blue Velvet instead. How did (You) like it?
>>146766720
Kek. The graphics on Baize Brawlers truly are next level.
>>146767040
>why is he being snubbed like this?
But he (and are Ania) are reffing in the far superior Championship League
>>146766146
I utterly kneel
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)10:29:53 No.146767832
pot sum ballz ya mong
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)10:38:11 No.146768083
>going to have to draw inspiration from Paul Hunter
stange way of saying "needs to rail his wife"
stange way of saying "needs to rail his wife"
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)10:50:03 No.146768475
it's fucking over for (checks the name again) kyren wilson
>>146767738
>For me, it's watching Blue Velvet instead. How did (You) like it?
loved it
the first wardrobe scene was very ...exciting
wouldn't want to end up in a situation like that with a certain belarusian snooker referee haha..
>>146767738
>For me, it's watching Blue Velvet instead. How did (You) like it?
loved it
the first wardrobe scene was very ...exciting
wouldn't want to end up in a situation like that with a certain belarusian snooker referee haha..
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)10:54:14 No.146768608
nowt on this tele
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)10:56:10 No.146768669
I don't hear talk of disrespect when Just Tramp is showboating
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)10:56:52 No.146768692
Kinda unfazed by this match.
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)11:13:19 No.146769185
POV: Koiren in this final.
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)11:19:04 No.146769319
>>146769185
Not only pictures, but even animations. Nice.
Not only pictures, but even animations. Nice.
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)11:30:48 No.146769585
Hats off to Shaughn i suppose - begrudgingly
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)12:22:38 No.146770873
He can't possibly slip up from here!
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)12:24:39 No.146770920
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)12:25:52 No.146770955
>>146770873
Thanks for your service.
>>146770920
>the one time Ronnie is actually right, he's wrong anyway, because he couldn't spell his name right
Thanks for your service.
>>146770920
>the one time Ronnie is actually right, he's wrong anyway, because he couldn't spell his name right
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)13:37:02 No.146772543
>>146769185
Horrifying
Horrifying
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)14:03:28 No.146773076
Been out all day, please tell me that Koiren is winning...
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)14:06:20 No.146773133
We finally have a drawfren. Only took a decade
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)14:07:31 No.146773159
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)14:09:58 No.146773216
Why does it feel like it's already over?
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)14:11:18 No.146773241
>>146773216
It's Shorn's fat, shit-eating, fat grin as he walked to the table. And Kyren's "trying to look serious and focused but actually already dead" look in comparison.
It's Shorn's fat, shit-eating, fat grin as he walked to the table. And Kyren's "trying to look serious and focused but actually already dead" look in comparison.
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)14:13:59 No.146773291
>>146773159
This was a kino match, we need a strong Seethen to put Morph back into his place.
This was a kino match, we need a strong Seethen to put Morph back into his place.
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)14:14:02 No.146773293
>shushing the bangs
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)14:14:20 No.146773299
it was over before it even began
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)14:15:22 No.146773318
Sophiebros, it's not looking too bad so far. Only the expected loss against Bai (which will be avenged later on)
>>146769185
There is no God
>>146768475
>wouldn't want to end up in a situation like that with a certain belarusian snooker referee haha..
Oh no, that would be horrible and you'd definitely have to look away.
>tfw her husband Ben comes home
>>146773076
Speaking of certain referees...
>>146769185
There is no God
>>146768475
>wouldn't want to end up in a situation like that with a certain belarusian snooker referee haha..
Oh no, that would be horrible and you'd definitely have to look away.
>tfw her husband Ben comes home
>>146773076
Speaking of certain referees...
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)14:21:42 No.146773419
FUCKING KOIREN YOU MEEK CUNT
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)14:23:10 No.146773436
>>146773419
settle down please
settle down please
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)14:27:30 No.146773534
Kyren Klan.....I still believe
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)14:28:49 No.146773567
>>146773436
Who is this girl?
Who is this girl?
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)14:31:13 No.146773618
FUCK YOU MORPH YOU FAT FUCK
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)14:31:24 No.146773621
PLEASE MAKE SURE YOUR MOBILE PHONES ARE TURNED off
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)14:35:27 No.146773690
>shorn winning an event
Already an awful year
Already an awful year
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)14:35:27 No.146773691
Time for reading and sleep. I better wake up to Shaun having won it for the Ebdonator (or laughing at Shaun because he choked)
>>146773436
>>146773567
This is the girl
>>146773436
>>146773567
This is the girl
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)14:35:42 No.146773697
Shaughn's hair be like -
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)14:36:54 No.146773723
>BBC TRIPLE CROWN CONTRACT EXTENDED TO 2032
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)14:38:28 No.146773757
>>146773723
Yeah I was just reading that. Good news.
Yeah I was just reading that. Good news.
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)14:39:41 No.146773786
COME ON KOI
>>146773691
What are you reading Austria? I'm starting Zarathustra again after my Junger binge.
>>146773691
What are you reading Austria? I'm starting Zarathustra again after my Junger binge.
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)14:41:21 No.146773813
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)14:44:13 No.146773858
>Shaun Murphy's such an entertainer! He always loves to put on a show for the crowd!
>proceeds to practically whitewash his opponent
Fuck him.
>proceeds to practically whitewash his opponent
Fuck him.
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)14:49:39 No.146773963
>>146773858
Yeah he should lose frames on purpose
Yeah he should lose frames on purpose
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)14:50:43 No.146773987
>>146773318
>>tfw her husband Ben comes home
I can imagine him needing to huff oxygen through a mask just to stay awake
>>tfw her husband Ben comes home
I can imagine him needing to huff oxygen through a mask just to stay awake
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)14:58:01 No.146774141
>>146773963
Based John Higgins
Based John Higgins
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)14:58:24 No.146774150
>>146773133
Actually, now that some time has passed... I like 'the full blossom of the evening.'
Actually, now that some time has passed... I like 'the full blossom of the evening.'
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)15:03:06 No.146774291
do you think Scott Donaldson has recovered yet?
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)15:05:49 No.146774357
>>146774141
never fixed any frame or match
never fixed any frame or match
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)15:06:41 No.146774386
>2-1 since the evening session started
Kyren needs to win the evening session 8-3 to be champion. So if he wins the next frame too, he’s back on track!
Kyren needs to win the evening session 8-3 to be champion. So if he wins the next frame too, he’s back on track!
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)15:07:43 No.146774418
K Y T U R Y
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)15:08:17 No.146774444
can't fucking stand morph
not racist just don't like him
not racist just don't like him
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)15:09:02 No.146774473
>>146774418
According to legends, they still stand there, thinking about what to write.
According to legends, they still stand there, thinking about what to write.
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)15:13:08 No.146774609
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)15:14:55 No.146774674
> get excited because murphy can't commentate on the final
> Realise Murphy is in the final
>Realise Murphy is going to win the final
We really can't escape him lads. Fuck this world
> Realise Murphy is in the final
>Realise Murphy is going to win the final
We really can't escape him lads. Fuck this world
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)15:14:59 No.146774678
>Kylel
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)15:16:17 No.146774715
GWAN KYREN
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)15:17:28 No.146774759
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)15:20:37 No.146774852
>>146773723
7 more years of shorn in comms
7 more years of shorn in comms
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)15:20:55 No.146774864
CAAAAM ON KOIREN WILSON.
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)15:21:44 No.146774889
god fucking christ
why is this fat fuck so lucky
why is this fat fuck so lucky
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)15:22:26 No.146774911
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)15:22:31 No.146774912
>Fuck Kyren
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)15:24:27 No.146774985
>>146774889
Quiet please.
Quiet please.
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)15:26:22 No.146775052
Come on lads let's predict the shit banter between these two cretins in the post match Rob Walkerthon
Inb4 - just got to say a big thank you to this amazing ally pally crowd
Inb4 - just got to say a big thank you to this amazing ally pally crowd
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)15:27:19 No.146775079
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)15:28:36 No.146775120
Currently reading through this just to cope
https://www.legacy.com/obituaries/name/murphy/shaun
https://www.legacy.com/obituaries/n
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)15:28:38 No.146775122
>>146775052
But seriously, I've got to hand it to Shaun, he played amazing [sic].
But seriously, I've got to hand it to Shaun, he played amazing [sic].
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)15:28:50 No.146775130
Morph has played very well. Simple as.
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)15:29:24 No.146775149
Sofia, hear our pleas.
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)15:30:17 No.146775179
I don't care he looks like that villain from Captain Planet, GWAN SHAUN
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)15:33:25 No.146775296
>>146775179
lmao
lmao
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)15:35:58 No.146775365
Not a fan of all this Murphy hate lads.
Just remember he was a fat fucking child once
Just remember he was a fat fucking child once
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)15:37:05 No.146775406
For me? it's the bloated-head man from Theme Hospital.
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)15:37:30 No.146775423
>paul hunter
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)15:37:58 No.146775449
>>146775423
Hallowed be thy name
Hallowed be thy name
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)15:38:32 No.146775484
>STEPHEN LEE
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)15:38:39 No.146775488
>>146775120
They're all so young ;_;
They're all so young ;_;
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)15:39:02 No.146775499
>>146775423
RIP in peace.
RIP in peace.
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)15:39:51 No.146775539
>>146775423
;_;
;_;
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)15:40:27 No.146775566
Ken hasn't aged
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)15:40:44 No.146775575
>MILTON KEYNES
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)15:46:46 No.146775793
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)15:48:15 No.146775842
MONDAY - Championship League Group 5
>Judd Trump
>Neil Robertson
>Stuart Bingham
>Jordyn Jones
>Tom Ford
>Matt Melt
>Joe O'Connor
Starts at 11:00 britbong time
>Judd Trump
>Neil Robertson
>Stuart Bingham
>Jordyn Jones
>Tom Ford
>Matt Melt
>Joe O'Connor
Starts at 11:00 britbong time
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)15:49:04 No.146775867
Random young hazel to boost our spirits in these trying times
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)15:51:55 No.146775957
>>146775867
Baized!
Baized!
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)15:52:41 No.146775983
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)15:53:15 No.146776001
>>146775867
I don't think her hairstyle has changed since.
I don't think her hairstyle has changed since.
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)15:54:15 No.146776038
I have said a couple of times during this tournament that while I haven't been watching every match, nor even every match I've had the opportunity to watch, all the matches I did see were utterly brilliant. I guess my luck has run out one match early.
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)15:55:46 No.146776075
>>146775867
She basically looks the same. In fact I think she looks better now
She basically looks the same. In fact I think she looks better now
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)15:56:40 No.146776101
>>146775867
My gf calls kyren slush puppy
My gf calls kyren slush puppy
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)15:57:08 No.146776116
basedren wilson
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)15:59:32 No.146776195
Kyren's methodical cue action especially the long pause before he strikes the ball really winds me up
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)16:02:45 No.146776300
>>146776101
This looks like one of Bingham's tiktoks
This looks like one of Bingham's tiktoks
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)16:03:00 No.146776309
>>146776075
ye gimme a vintage hazel whose bin stewin' in 'er juices for a bit
ye gimme a vintage hazel whose bin stewin' in 'er juices for a bit
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)16:04:24 No.146776351
>>146769185
>>146775179
>>146775296
>>146775406
lel
in a twisted kind of way I quite like shorn, because he's like a gift that keeps on giving (for /147/)
>>146775179
>>146775296
>>146775406
lel
in a twisted kind of way I quite like shorn, because he's like a gift that keeps on giving (for /147/)
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)16:05:47 No.146776387
So it was 6-2, and now it's 8-5. So that's 3-2 to Kyren in the evening session. He's winning the session! There's still hope!
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)16:07:01 No.146776420
>>146775867
Cute, would snoodle.
Cute, would snoodle.
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)16:07:02 No.146776422
>>146776351
I don't hate him. I just really prefer Kyren Wilson. If it was Shaun Murphy against Ronnie O'Sullivan in this final, I'd be loving it.
I don't hate him. I just really prefer Kyren Wilson. If it was Shaun Murphy against Ronnie O'Sullivan in this final, I'd be loving it.
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)16:10:33 No.146776528
The comeback is on.
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)16:11:17 No.146776562
he fucks up every time he uses the extension
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)16:11:25 No.146776570
Fuckin' hell koiren you cocksucker
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)16:16:31 No.146776713
you tell them olivier!
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)16:18:19 No.146776772
>>146776713
I missed it; what did he say?
I missed it; what did he say?
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)16:19:32 No.146776808
>>146776772
Stop calling out when a player is at the table.
Stop calling out when a player is at the table.
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)16:20:39 No.146776843
>>146776772
to not to gwan while they're at the table
to not to gwan while they're at the table
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)16:21:06 No.146776861
>even India already gave up
>Kyle still warrioring to get a few more frames before he inevitably loses
>Kyle still warrioring to get a few more frames before he inevitably loses
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)16:22:07 No.146776900
Please keep sending dear Vache-ji your positive energy, saars
_/\_
_/\_
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)16:26:44 No.146777062
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)16:26:46 No.146777063
>>146776900
GWAN
GWAN
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)16:29:53 No.146777149
>>146777062
We need an Edd review of this final
We need an Edd review of this final
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)16:33:23 No.146777245
Either player could win it now; it's really up in the air. SKYREN WILSON
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)16:34:20 No.146777269
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)16:34:43 No.146777284
Someone please make 222,000 posts in this thread so we can get the >>147000000 during a tournament which is actually on TV.
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)16:36:18 No.146777326
>[static crackle] forget the wasps, time to deploy the gulls
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)16:37:10 No.146777347
>COMEBACK HABBENING
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)16:38:47 No.146777391
DO THE NEEDFUL SAAR
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)16:38:48 No.146777395
>>146777326
Ma-masaka... you want to use... "THAT"!?
Ma-masaka... you want to use... "THAT"!?
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)16:40:05 No.146777428
I T ' S W O R R Y I N G
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)16:40:10 No.146777429
>>146777347
Shorns blood sugars plummeting
Shorns blood sugars plummeting
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)16:40:59 No.146777448
>>146777429
He needs to press the emergency chocolate orange button
He needs to press the emergency chocolate orange button
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)16:41:05 No.146777451
If Kyle actually wins this match, then I will formally apologise for taking that photo of him next to a copy of Bernhard's The Loser, and also officially retract the following statement which I made many years ago, becoming an unironic Kyren Enjoyer in the process.
> I think I’ve realised why I like Kyren, lads. He’s your typical hard grafter. When he’s playing badly, he looks like your standard jobber. But when he’s playing well, he doesn’t look like your other top players. They make it look natural when they’re on form. Kyren looks like he’s sweating for every pot, even when it’s going well. You never have full confidence in him because if his concentration slips for even a second then you know he doesn’t have the natural talent or fluidity to knock in a couple of half-arsed balls and still keep the break going. Kyren needs to put every ounce of effort into almost every shot. And it shows in his sad, droopy facial features.
> I think I’ve realised why I like Kyren, lads. He’s your typical hard grafter. When he’s playing badly, he looks like your standard jobber. But when he’s playing well, he doesn’t look like your other top players. They make it look natural when they’re on form. Kyren looks like he’s sweating for every pot, even when it’s going well. You never have full confidence in him because if his concentration slips for even a second then you know he doesn’t have the natural talent or fluidity to knock in a couple of half-arsed balls and still keep the break going. Kyren needs to put every ounce of effort into almost every shot. And it shows in his sad, droopy facial features.
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)16:41:35 No.146777470
Maybe this entire season is the pendulum in the middle of its swing. After a few years hitting the side of >ar’ lads losing were about to hit next season full of joy. I mean think about it. Kyren Wilson is world champion, how utterly neutral
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)16:41:38 No.146777473
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)16:42:04 No.146777488
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)16:42:15 No.146777493
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)16:42:22 No.146777497
>>146777451
I find your description more fitting of Blorkins
I find your description more fitting of Blorkins
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)16:42:27 No.146777499
Doubters make Kyren cry. Apologise!
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)16:43:38 No.146777537
CAAAAM ON ALLL GOOD SIRSS...SEND YOUR ENERGY TO KOI
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)16:43:49 No.146777543
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)16:44:12 No.146777557
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)16:44:57 No.146777571
>>146777531
Pop what in a cup?
Pop what in a cup?
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)16:45:15 No.146777582
>>146777451
If Kyren comes back to win this I will poo on a cup and post it
If Kyren comes back to win this I will poo on a cup and post it
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)16:45:56 No.146777607
>>146777582
WTF I support Shorn now??
WTF I support Shorn now??
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)16:46:19 No.146777616
>>146777571
Poo
Poo
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)16:46:31 No.146777619
>>146777557
My head (the one on my shoulders) would explode
My head (the one on my shoulders) would explode
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)16:47:03 No.146777635
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)16:48:21 No.146777670
>>146777582
Your cup is yet to be fouled upon and I think it never will be thank God
Your cup is yet to be fouled upon and I think it never will be thank God
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)16:48:35 No.146777677
>>146777635
I guess we needed higher stakes. I'm invested now
I guess we needed higher stakes. I'm invested now
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)16:48:35 No.146777678
>>146777616
Poo in the loo, plz saar.
Poo in the loo, plz saar.
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)16:49:14 No.146777702
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)16:53:45 No.146777839
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)16:53:54 No.146777845
>Kylel Lelson
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)16:54:43 No.146777871
>Morphy
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)16:57:57 No.146777963
Why does he not simply eat the smaller competitor?
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)16:58:37 No.146777978
behold, the only snooker image I have saved
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:00:08 No.146778016
Okay, now it's literally over.
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:00:45 No.146778039
>>146777978
a fine image.
a fine image.
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:00:51 No.146778044
GWAN SHORN
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:01:05 No.146778050
See you all good sirss.
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:02:11 No.146778098
He redeemed the last frame, and he redeemed the frame before that. And the one before that. But to win the grand prize of 3.7 crore rupees, he will need to face his final challenge, and redeem...himself.
KRY-REN
COMING SOON TO A BOLLYWOOD CINEMA NEAR YOU
KRY-REN
COMING SOON TO A BOLLYWOOD CINEMA NEAR YOU
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:02:30 No.146778106
>>146777978
Good choice, why not save more?
Good choice, why not save more?
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:03:06 No.146778126
He's back
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:03:45 No.146778143
>>146778106
I don't need more, it works for every possible comment
I don't need more, it works for every possible comment
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:04:21 No.146778164
>>146778126
Fucking lel
Fucking lel
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:04:29 No.146778166
match could do with a wee bitta zest la
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:05:38 No.146778198
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:05:51 No.146778205
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:06:22 No.146778226
>>146778166
Zest is ontologically anti-snooker. Selby and his cohorts do not play true snooker like are Shorn.
Zest is ontologically anti-snooker. Selby and his cohorts do not play true snooker like are Shorn.
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:07:42 No.146778272
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:07:56 No.146778279
>>146778166
I wouldn't complain if the next frame was an hour long.
I wouldn't complain if the next frame was an hour long.
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:08:42 No.146778301
>>146778126
Shorn made this himself
Shorn made this himself
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:09:07 No.146778318
>2gwans1cup
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:09:44 No.146778343
Wilson trying to lose now
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:10:01 No.146778349
Ronald would clean this up
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:10:09 No.146778352
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:10:24 No.146778362
Why does Shaun have Kim Jong-Un's hair?
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:10:45 No.146778374
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:11:06 No.146778387
>>146778352
Why does this look like AI?
Why does this look like AI?
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:11:25 No.146778396
>>146778352
This boggles the mind of a ShornSheep
This boggles the mind of a ShornSheep
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:12:07 No.146778428
>>146778343
somebody told him what would happen otherwise
somebody told him what would happen otherwise
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:12:24 No.146778446
>>146778362
Kim sama, I...
Kim sama, I...
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:13:12 No.146778485
>>146778387
because mink went extinct after the great Danish culling of 2020
because mink went extinct after the great Danish culling of 2020
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:13:46 No.146778501
im new here lads what does zest mean in the context of snooker and why are some for and against it
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:14:00 No.146778513
gwan Shaun, we don't need the poopening
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:14:46 No.146778546
>>146778501
naughty snooker
naughty snooker
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:15:42 No.146778581
>>146778501
Zest is defensive safety play, as played by Mark 'The Jester "The Zester From Leicester" From Leicester' Selby.
Zest is defensive safety play, as played by Mark 'The Jester "The Zester From Leicester" From Leicester' Selby.
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:16:08 No.146778597
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:16:49 No.146778616
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:18:32 No.146778681
>>146778362
Is north korea really that bad or its just westen media spreading spam news?? I mean, sirss... look at those cute sleepy eyes. How can he be a dictator and a evil guy?
Is north korea really that bad or its just westen media spreading spam news?? I mean, sirss... look at those cute sleepy eyes. How can he be a dictator and a evil guy?
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:20:06 No.146778755
>>146778501
Pic related is zest. As for your question, some people don't like snooker, so they want matches to end as soon as possible, so that other things can be watched on sport channels.
Pic related is zest. As for your question, some people don't like snooker, so they want matches to end as soon as possible, so that other things can be watched on sport channels.
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:20:12 No.146778760
>>146778681
Probably a bit of both.
Probably a bit of both.
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:20:25 No.146778767
>>146778681
He has to be evil because his father and grandfather were evil and surrounded themselves with evil assistants. If Kim Jong-Un tried to be nice, his evil entourage would kill him and take over.
He has to be evil because his father and grandfather were evil and surrounded themselves with evil assistants. If Kim Jong-Un tried to be nice, his evil entourage would kill him and take over.
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:21:07 No.146778795
>>146778681
Nah it's shit. I'd genuinely rather live in Birmingham.
Nah it's shit. I'd genuinely rather live in Birmingham.
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:21:38 No.146778819
They keep banging on about the 'fanzone' but I want to hear more about the 'shornzone'
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:21:46 No.146778827
>>146778795
What about Detroit?
What about Detroit?
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:23:30 No.146778889
As this final draws to a close what are you guys drinking before beddy byes
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:23:49 No.146778897
>>146778827
I'd still rather live in Birmingham, at least it would be somewhat familiar.
>50% of Detroit is illiterate
I'd still rather live in Birmingham, at least it would be somewhat familiar.
>50% of Detroit is illiterate
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:23:59 No.146778906
>ynr Barry Hawkins
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:24:29 No.146778928
>>146778681
Probably bit shite la but not a living hell like americans say probably like edinburgh
Probably bit shite la but not a living hell like americans say probably like edinburgh
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:24:39 No.146778934
>>146778906
I remember being owed 3 blorkmemmos
I remember being owed 3 blorkmemmos
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:24:53 No.146778950
>>146778501
i know i'm for it
i know i'm for it
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:26:56 No.146779037
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:27:03 No.146779043
>>146778906
The European Masters Champion?
The European Masters Champion?
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:27:43 No.146779071
>zesting it behind the brown
He meant it
He meant it
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:28:11 No.146779092
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:28:12 No.146779093
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:28:35 No.146779111
>>146779071
The more depressed Kyren gets the more the zest flows through him
The more depressed Kyren gets the more the zest flows through him
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:29:52 No.146779160
>Parrott/Doherty commentary for the final
meh
meh
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:30:26 No.146779180
>>146779160
Shaun Murphy had a prior engagement.
Shaun Murphy had a prior engagement.
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:30:28 No.146779182
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:30:56 No.146779203
>>146779093
Detroit. They have dinosaurs, supposedly.
Detroit. They have dinosaurs, supposedly.
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:31:08 No.146779208
>>146778681
Would be funny if it was actually a utopia but our governments didn't want us to know
Would be funny if it was actually a utopia but our governments didn't want us to know
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:32:14 No.146779252
Kyren is kill
Cup stays clean
See you at the worlds
Cup stays clean
See you at the worlds
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:32:22 No.146779272
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:34:37 No.146779380
cam on shan
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:36:06 No.146779425
what if Mr Rob and Shorn dance
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:36:37 No.146779447
>"the warrior" can't beat this
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:36:37 No.146779448
Guess I can still get a bit of mileage out of this then.
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:37:00 No.146779462
>>146778760
>Probably a bit of both.
So hard to keep it up with what decision to make.
>>146778767
>>146778795
>>146778928
Would you all good sirs be surprised to learn that the place never existed?
>Probably a bit of both.
So hard to keep it up with what decision to make.
>>146778767
>>146778795
>>146778928
Would you all good sirs be surprised to learn that the place never existed?
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:37:37 No.146779485
>>146779208
I'm starting to wonder if that's true about China.
I'm starting to wonder if that's true about China.
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:37:43 No.146779488
SLAM IT
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:38:04 No.146779498
>He's a VERY big player (in the world championships).
Bit rude. Congrats to the fat lad though, he was definitely the best player of the tournament.
>>146779447
But Fordy wasn't at this tournament?
Bit rude. Congrats to the fat lad though, he was definitely the best player of the tournament.
>>146779447
But Fordy wasn't at this tournament?
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:38:20 No.146779511
No time wasting, straight in with the mic in the face.
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:39:51 No.146779566
what do i do now? how can i get used to life without the comfort of snooks
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:39:58 No.146779571
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:39:59 No.146779572
no Jak Jones tomorrow? guessing the baby has popped out then
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:40:50 No.146779604
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:42:15 No.146779648
>shorn wins
I can't wait to see how Pendulum-chan pays us back for this
I can't wait to see how Pendulum-chan pays us back for this
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:42:19 No.146779651
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:42:23 No.146779654
>Kyren didnt cry
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:42:36 No.146779660
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:44:09 No.146779714
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:44:44 No.146779732
Johnstone's Paint is the best paint, a great paint, just like the great crowd at the amazing alexandra palace. a truly great tournament
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:44:50 No.146779735
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:45:06 No.146779740
PETER EBDON
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:45:23 No.146779749
Shorn Baby Shorn
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:45:40 No.146779759
>>146779714
>ThePellewZone.jpg
I'm not ruling out spotting Lynch in the blue room with Selt and Milkins now that he's passed.
>ThePellewZone.jpg
I'm not ruling out spotting Lynch in the blue room with Selt and Milkins now that he's passed.
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:46:34 No.146779793
Nary a trace of zest to be found in Shorn’s playing tonight. Magisterial stuff are Shorn well done to yih
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:46:38 No.146779796
>ebdon'd
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:47:38 No.146779839
Is that woman Shorn's girlfriend?
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:47:39 No.146779841
>PETROO ABDON
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:49:03 No.146779927
The 'ladies of the night' of London are going to get a thorough rodgering tonight
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:50:16 No.146779981
>>146779839
g-girlfriend...?
g-girlfriend...?
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:50:59 No.146780014
>>146779927
GIVE ME THE SLAG OF SLOUGH
GIVE ME THE SLAG OF SLOUGH
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:51:16 No.146780030
>>146779839
It's "his partner, Jill".
Just like him to be the sort of tosser who calls his girlfriend his "partner".
It's "his partner, Jill".
Just like him to be the sort of tosser who calls his girlfriend his "partner".
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:51:45 No.146780046
>>146779981
Shorn has no family of his own???
Shorn has no family of his own???
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:52:10 No.146780064
>meanwhile, at Mark WIlliam's gaff...
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:53:57 No.146780125
good one, shorn
you fat bastard
you fat bastard
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:54:25 No.146780145
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:54:26 No.146780148
Ooh the world indoor bowls championship begins tomorrow.
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:55:15 No.146780173
Quiet please.
Good night.
Good night.
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:55:53 No.146780190
>I've got a damn nice piece of crystal
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:58:44 No.146780291
Settle down please /147/
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)17:59:06 No.146780305
>>146780173
Goodnight
Goodnight
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)18:01:02 No.146780401
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwrVePMx6t0
Lets see this one out, lads
Lets see this one out, lads
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)18:01:18 No.146780410
>>146780305
/ABShorn/ how are we feeling
/ABShorn/ how are we feeling
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)18:02:39 No.146780463
>>146780173
yes yes, Desi, now get back to the Lap
yes yes, Desi, now get back to the Lap
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)18:06:40 No.146780620
>>146780410
H E F T Y
H E F T Y
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)18:17:21 No.146781152
I dunno bout you lads but the whole tournament felt a little lackluster.
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)18:19:21 No.146781204
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)18:30:47 No.146781515
>>146780064
Two ovens? Man these snooker divas are overpaid
Two ovens? Man these snooker divas are overpaid
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)18:33:19 No.146781586
night everone
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)18:39:30 No.146781780
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)18:41:13 No.146781825
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)19:07:57 No.146782734
You MotherFuckers. I'm going to throw a chair through the window if you keep Fucking calling this game of Pool stupid Fucking names like Snooker! It's Fucking pool!
P...O...O...L... FUCKING POOL!
You Fucking Brits think you are special and Shit but you are Fucking not! Did you even invent this game?
P...O...O...L... FUCKING POOL!
You Fucking Brits think you are special and Shit but you are Fucking not! Did you even invent this game?
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)19:30:09 No.146783530
ˈsnuːkər
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)19:53:54 No.146784337
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)20:56:33 No.146786094
>waitign for Pellew
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)23:55:42 No.146790376
>wake up and check results
Shaun actually won?! Ebdonators, we did it (perhaps he can even fix Jegg?!)
>>146773786
I've started the almost annual reading of LOTR
>Junger
Based Ken
>>146773987
kek
>>146775842
Blessed schedule friend <3
>>146776351
Snooker NEEDS a strong Shaun
>>146777451
>>146779448
Bernhardchads, it was never in doubt
>>146781586
wew, absolutely perfect. Thanks for the webm, fellow Austrian.
>>146781780
WHY do they love sticking out their tongues so much?!
Shaun actually won?! Ebdonators, we did it (perhaps he can even fix Jegg?!)
>>146773786
I've started the almost annual reading of LOTR
>Junger
Based Ken
>>146773987
kek
>>146775842
Blessed schedule friend <3
>>146776351
Snooker NEEDS a strong Shaun
>>146777451
>>146779448
Bernhardchads, it was never in doubt
>>146781586
wew, absolutely perfect. Thanks for the webm, fellow Austrian.
>>146781780
WHY do they love sticking out their tongues so much?!
Anonymous 01/20/25(Mon)01:52:14 No.146791782
Anonymous 01/20/25(Mon)06:23:23 No.146793601
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfCI9yn0D1g
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7LPQkIHpdM
GWAN TOM
GWAN NOOL
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7
GWAN TOM
GWAN NOOL
Anonymous 01/20/25(Mon)07:07:13 No.146793828
Anonymous 01/20/25(Mon)07:23:53 No.146793911
You're not ready for Morphymania
Anonymous 01/20/25(Mon)08:40:52 No.146794314
>Championship League and Women's Championship
it's good to have proper snooker back after the events of the weekend
it's good to have proper snooker back after the events of the weekend
Anonymous 01/20/25(Mon)11:17:45 No.146795460
>that frame
wew
wew
Anonymous 01/20/25(Mon)11:24:33 No.146795541
>>146795460
can i get a quick run down?
can i get a quick run down?
Anonymous 01/20/25(Mon)11:37:30 No.146795653
Bai Yulu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cnk-w1_ZlxM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cnk
Anonymous 01/20/25(Mon)11:42:20 No.146795692
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNHqGKJ1-QE
Anonymous 01/20/25(Mon)11:45:36 No.146795720
>>146794314
>>146795653
Girlgang, we absolutely feast.
>>146793911
Do you get a special tail weapon if you attack Shaun's neckfat first?
>>146795653
Girlgang, we absolutely feast.
>>146793911
Do you get a special tail weapon if you attack Shaun's neckfat first?
Anonymous 01/20/25(Mon)11:50:04 No.146795753
go 'ed wee joe
Anonymous 01/20/25(Mon)12:01:18 No.146795846
Neyul is getting TR*MPED
Anonymous 01/20/25(Mon)12:07:36 No.146795890
Anonymous 01/20/25(Mon)12:20:31 No.146796004
Anonymous 01/20/25(Mon)12:23:27 No.146796033
if we're unlucky, >>147000000 and/or >>147147147 might be up for grabs just around the superb owl
Anonymous 01/20/25(Mon)12:34:28 No.146796139
Anonymous 01/20/25(Mon)13:03:26 No.146796402
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xpc9TOF4uz0
A maximum break is harder to do than a 9 darter anyway.
A maximum break is harder to do than a 9 darter anyway.
Anonymous 01/20/25(Mon)14:07:53 No.146796983
Luke Humphries is from a certain clade of men in the UK. I don't know what to call them, sub-Deanos?
They don't aim for the crushed velvet, Barrett Home and Audi on finance middle-management dream, they're not as consumerist.
But yeah, just generally pudgy, soft looking lads in their 20s. Souped up Ford Focus, average girlfriend who he'll probably marry without a thought, generally pretty shy, not loud and obnoxious. If he still has mates after years working in a commercial garage they're not a "pack of lads" like Deano and crew. The odd one somehow earns £50k a year doing electrics on the oil rigs or something, but has absolutely nothing to show for it except a lengthy Just Eat order history. Wears funny boxers with Peter Griffin on them still. Doesn't really "do" anything or have any particular tastes in music or anything. His mum hoovers around his feet.
See also; Kyren Wilson in darts.
They don't aim for the crushed velvet, Barrett Home and Audi on finance middle-management dream, they're not as consumerist.
But yeah, just generally pudgy, soft looking lads in their 20s. Souped up Ford Focus, average girlfriend who he'll probably marry without a thought, generally pretty shy, not loud and obnoxious. If he still has mates after years working in a commercial garage they're not a "pack of lads" like Deano and crew. The odd one somehow earns £50k a year doing electrics on the oil rigs or something, but has absolutely nothing to show for it except a lengthy Just Eat order history. Wears funny boxers with Peter Griffin on them still. Doesn't really "do" anything or have any particular tastes in music or anything. His mum hoovers around his feet.
See also; Kyren Wilson in darts.
Anonymous 01/20/25(Mon)14:12:47 No.146797030
Anonymous 01/20/25(Mon)15:15:44 No.146797731
>lost 9 of 12 frames so far today
Anonymous 01/20/25(Mon)15:47:11 No.146798230
>ignore the easy red over the pocket
>miss the long red instead
Neul is throwing
>miss the long red instead
Neul is throwing
Anonymous 01/20/25(Mon)15:48:55 No.146798262
Ok but where is Polebro
Anonymous 01/20/25(Mon)16:35:46 No.146799052
what the heck kind of day was that for neil?
at least he beat selt
at least he beat selt
Anonymous 01/20/25(Mon)17:13:20 No.146799615
Anonymous 01/20/25(Mon)17:24:34 No.146799759
>wake up
>snooker is over
>first place: Jebb
>last place: Neel
I knew that yesterday we weren't even halfway to that end of the swing.
>>146798262
Second shift. Mark Selby, 1 hour of snooker a day for me this week.
>snooker is over
>first place: Jebb
>last place: Neel
I knew that yesterday we weren't even halfway to that end of the swing.
>>146798262
Second shift. Mark Selby, 1 hour of snooker a day for me this week.
Anonymous 01/20/25(Mon)17:48:25 No.146800073
Anonymous 01/20/25(Mon)18:00:28 No.146800211
>>146799052
a "I'm here so i don't get fined" type of performance
a "I'm here so i don't get fined" type of performance
Anonymous 01/20/25(Mon)18:08:09 No.146800282
Anonymous 01/20/25(Mon)18:38:43 No.146800592
Anonymous 01/20/25(Mon)18:41:17 No.146800612
>>146799759
One hour of snooker in real time or one hour of snooker in Selbytime?
One hour of snooker in real time or one hour of snooker in Selbytime?
Anonymous 01/20/25(Mon)18:43:14 No.146800630
Go on.
Anonymous 01/20/25(Mon)19:18:47 No.146800983
>>146800630
THE GIRLS!
THE GIRLS!
Anonymous 01/21/25(Tue)00:38:12 No.146806356
>>146797731
But you guys told me that Robbo is back?!
>>146796983
Top kek
>>146800983
Girlgang reigns supreme
Sophie vs Kenna today
But you guys told me that Robbo is back?!
>>146796983
Top kek
>>146800983
Girlgang reigns supreme
Sophie vs Kenna today
Anonymous 01/21/25(Tue)02:00:14 No.146806991
>>146800612
If it was the latter, there would be no problem.
If it was the latter, there would be no problem.
Anonymous 01/21/25(Tue)05:15:26 No.146808284
>>146796033
Maybe they'll still be up for grabs in 3 months when we'll be at the crucib owl.
Maybe they'll still be up for grabs in 3 months when we'll be at the crucib owl.
Anonymous 01/21/25(Tue)06:11:56 No.146808866
The referee in the Trump/Selt match looks quite similar to Wakelin.Spooky.
Anonymous 01/21/25(Tue)06:30:44 No.146809058
GWAN FJORD
GWAN SELT
>>146808866
It's not like there's room for every player at petrol stations after all.
GWAN SELT
>>146808866
It's not like there's room for every player at petrol stations after all.
Anonymous 01/21/25(Tue)08:04:37 No.146810053
Mink
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--Sg3B1ELO0
Yulu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPFMuzreMZA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--S
Yulu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPF
Anonymous 01/21/25(Tue)08:19:32 No.146810217
>>146810053
Cheers
Cheers
Anonymous 01/21/25(Tue)08:25:29 No.146810277
Anonymous 01/21/25(Tue)08:47:18 No.146810477
>>146810277
>Girlgang, these chair don't look comfy at all
The most prestigious event on the main tour calendar, the Shppt Put, didn't even have chairs, so that Mark Selby, One point for the girls imo
>Girlgang, these chair don't look comfy at all
The most prestigious event on the main tour calendar, the Shppt Put, didn't even have chairs, so that Mark Selby, One point for the girls imo
Anonymous 01/21/25(Tue)08:49:14 No.146810501
Good to see Neyul continue from where he left off yesterday
>>146810277
they should have chairs that are made to resemble my lap :^)
>>146810277
they should have chairs that are made to resemble my lap :^)
Anonymous 01/21/25(Tue)09:57:39 No.146811090
Wee Joao is doing "it"
Anonymous 01/21/25(Tue)11:15:00 No.146811597
JJones has played 152 frames in the Championship League so far, winning 78 frames and making 24 centuries.
Anonymous 01/21/25(Tue)13:52:15 No.146813044
>I'M GONNA BUST THE ONLY NUT I GOT LEFT
Anonymous 01/21/25(Tue)14:05:52 No.146813188
Anonymous 01/21/25(Tue)14:08:00 No.146813209
Anonymous 01/21/25(Tue)14:11:41 No.146813247
>>146813209
Never
Never
Anonymous 01/21/25(Tue)14:40:16 No.146813549
who is this giant referee, hes like 7ft tall
Anonymous 01/21/25(Tue)15:12:27 No.146814105
>Selt with two centuries and a 97% pot rate to beat Jodd 3-0
Anonymous 01/21/25(Tue)15:31:20 No.146814556
>>146814105
the Selt redemption arc is underway
the Selt redemption arc is underway
Anonymous 01/21/25(Tue)15:43:02 No.146814798
>>146814556
haha, was this taken before or after the infamous incident between the two of them?
haha, was this taken before or after the infamous incident between the two of them?
Anonymous 01/21/25(Tue)16:00:04 No.146815064
>>146814556
I believe it was after. It was certainly first posted here the day after.
I believe it was after. It was certainly first posted here the day after.
Anonymous 01/21/25(Tue)16:03:06 No.146815105
Anonymous 01/21/25(Tue)16:25:58 No.146815549
Anonymous 01/21/25(Tue)16:31:50 No.146815721
Anonymous 01/21/25(Tue)16:39:18 No.146815918
>>146815721
Have you heard anything about him or seen him since then?
Have you heard anything about him or seen him since then?
Anonymous 01/21/25(Tue)17:00:44 No.146816510
>>146815918
a very good point indeed
a very good point indeed
Anonymous 01/21/25(Tue)17:48:28 No.146817266
this Zizins bloke looks like a troublemaker to me.
Anonymous 01/21/25(Tue)18:14:55 No.146817537
WEDNESDAY - Championship League Group 6
>Judd Trump
>Noppon Saengkham
>David Gilbert
>Jak Jones
>Tom Ford
>Joe O'Connor
>Jack Lisowski
>Judd Trump
>Noppon Saengkham
>David Gilbert
>Jak Jones
>Tom Ford
>Joe O'Connor
>Jack Lisowski
Anonymous 01/21/25(Tue)18:29:07 No.146817715
Anonymous 01/21/25(Tue)21:04:13 No.146819349
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)00:22:45 No.146821212
>>146810501
>they should have chairs that are made to resemble my lap :^)
I don't think they make chairs quite that big ;^)
>>146810477
>Mark Selby, One point for the girls imo
Girlgang always wins
>>146811597
>>146813188
Slow and steady wins the race. But ngl, farming for centuries is baized.
>>146817537
My boy Gilbz in action again, good to see
>they should have chairs that are made to resemble my lap :^)
I don't think they make chairs quite that big ;^)
>>146810477
>Mark Selby, One point for the girls imo
Girlgang always wins
>>146811597
>>146813188
Slow and steady wins the race. But ngl, farming for centuries is baized.
>>146817537
My boy Gilbz in action again, good to see
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)01:57:03 No.146821917
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)03:46:44 No.146822553
Gwan JJ
Do the funniest thing: Play all frames in all groups and miss the Winners' Group.
Do the funniest thing: Play all frames in all groups and miss the Winners' Group.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)04:18:32 No.146822786
>>146822553
Two achievements to unlock:
1. I Tried So Hard - Finish as number 1 but lose the final in every group. Bonus points for winning every frame, except in the finals.
2. It's Just A Game Bro - Finish every group as number 5, last group as number 4, win the final, Winners' Group as number 4, win the event. Bonus points for winning the lowest and losing the highest number of frames possible to achieve this. Entry in the Hall of Fame for not doing a single 50+ break in the process.
Two achievements to unlock:
1. I Tried So Hard - Finish as number 1 but lose the final in every group. Bonus points for winning every frame, except in the finals.
2. It's Just A Game Bro - Finish every group as number 5, last group as number 4, win the final, Winners' Group as number 4, win the event. Bonus points for winning the lowest and losing the highest number of frames possible to achieve this. Entry in the Hall of Fame for not doing a single 50+ break in the process.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)04:55:20 No.146823051
>>146822786
You're a devil.
You're a devil.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)04:59:19 No.146823082
>>146763290
still not a sport
still not a sport
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)05:41:57 No.146823378
Has there ever been any other silly runs in this invitational Championship League?
JJ has made like £22k in a week, not bad for meme snooker
JJ has made like £22k in a week, not bad for meme snooker
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)06:25:30 No.146823687
GWAN NOPPO
>>146823378
This year, no idea. But this is Selt in 2023. Not sure if it was the invitational one or not, and whether the prizes were the same.
>>146823378
This year, no idea. But this is Selt in 2023. Not sure if it was the invitational one or not, and whether the prizes were the same.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)06:32:20 No.146823733
>>146823687
prizes seem to be for the invitational
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Championship_League#Invitational_version_prize_fund
prizes seem to be for the invitational
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Champ
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)06:32:25 No.146823734
>>146823378
JJ won 78 frames and still has some to play, so I guess he beat Selt already. Unless that calculation was made before Selt was done too.
JJ won 78 frames and still has some to play, so I guess he beat Selt already. Unless that calculation was made before Selt was done too.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)07:03:52 No.146823921
>>146823687
>selt cash.png
Absolutely based
>>146823733
>Note: The champion receives a total of £33,000 (£3,000 + £4,000 + £6,000 + £20,000).
That'd be a nice payday for Jegg
>selt cash.png
Absolutely based
>>146823733
>Note: The champion receives a total of £33,000 (£3,000 + £4,000 + £6,000 + £20,000).
That'd be a nice payday for Jegg
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)08:05:16 No.146824223
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)08:11:00 No.146824258
>Joe O'Connor missed the final black in a maximum attempt in frame 2.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)08:13:31 No.146824274
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)08:17:26 No.146824295
>>146824258
Is there a site keeping track of those heartbreakers?
Missing like the 10th black or the transition to the colors like Shorn last week surely hurts, but missing the final black? Damn.
Is there a site keeping track of those heartbreakers?
Missing like the 10th black or the transition to the colors like Shorn last week surely hurts, but missing the final black? Damn.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)08:28:37 No.146824354
do you think Morocco could be the next snooker superpower?
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)09:19:51 No.146824631
>>146824258
>Joe Davis compiled the first officially recognised maximum break on 22 January 1955
>>146824295
Thep's done it three times!
>Joe Davis compiled the first officially recognised maximum break on 22 January 1955
>>146824295
Thep's done it three times!
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)10:08:14 No.146824952
Stinky Minky v Are Kenna
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVcS2amo8hY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVc
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)11:23:30 No.146825613
>>146824223
>7547.gif
Based Pellewpal
>>146824258
Weebros, not like this...
>>146824354
I love Morocco now?!
>7547.gif
Based Pellewpal
>>146824258
Weebros, not like this...
>>146824354
I love Morocco now?!
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)11:39:08 No.146825745
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)11:55:22 No.146825883
>>146824952
*pulls both*
*pulls both*
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)12:20:40 No.146826082
>>146825613
>I love Morocco now?!
I'm struggling to understand why Uncle Baz hasn't added a Morocco Masters to the tour when there's prodigious talents such as young Yasmine waiting to emerge.
>I love Morocco now?!
I'm struggling to understand why Uncle Baz hasn't added a Morocco Masters to the tour when there's prodigious talents such as young Yasmine waiting to emerge.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)12:35:20 No.146826241
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)13:05:26 No.146826530
Bai Yulu v Ng On Yee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVcS2amo8hY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVc
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)13:16:06 No.146826625
>Ronnie O'Sullivan has withdrawn from next week's Machineseeker German Masters due to medical reasons.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)13:39:07 No.146826875
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)13:50:55 No.146826989
>Breaking the tournament century record, Jak Jones has now made about 25% of his career centuries in this Championship League
Year of JJ
>>146824631
>Thep's done it three times!
Non-Buddhist couldn't handle the suffering.
Year of JJ
>>146824631
>Thep's done it three times!
Non-Buddhist couldn't handle the suffering.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)13:51:37 No.146826998
>>146826989
>>Breaking the tournament century record, Jak Jones has now made about 25% of his career centuries in this Championship League
The new Centurion
>>Breaking the tournament century record, Jak Jones has now made about 25% of his career centuries in this Championship League
The new Centurion
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)14:57:44 No.146827704
>4th frame of Bai-Ng
>go cook and eat dinner, and wash up
>come back
>it's still frame 4
>go cook and eat dinner, and wash up
>come back
>it's still frame 4
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)16:02:39 No.146829008
Bai v Mink: CONFIRMED
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)16:42:23 No.146829925
>>146829008
Finally a real final.
Finally a real final.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)18:25:33 No.146831535
>>146829925
it's at 10am, a rare win for Morninglads
it's at 10am, a rare win for Morninglads
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)19:13:56 No.146831956
>>146831535
And I was crying about not being able to watch the League this week.
And I was crying about not being able to watch the League this week.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)20:22:14 No.146832622
>>146826530
would love a night out with on yee
would love a night out with on yee
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)21:26:01 No.146833144
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)23:49:54 No.146834340