You won't be chuckling in 2 hours faggot

FIRST TIME KITTIES ARE FAVORITES TO WIN THE SUPERB OWL

Not so fast retard

how was that not holding. can see the guy holding as he was trying to get the qb.

Its SO fucking over

ROFL

OH NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOO

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Super Bowl favorites
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA ABSOLUTE NIGGERS

They'll be fine.

Lions need Coach Primate right now

>>146749161
lmaoing @ ur life
>muh noggerlions

>>146749014
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

>endless slurping of their defense and how they're immune to the effects of injuries
>31 points in a half
kek

I went into this game thinking the Redskins had 0 chances of winning especially since Lion looked so strong when the game started, but now it's looking good for them. Shame, too, since I wanted the Lions to go all the way after their embarrassing lose last year, but I also want the Red Skins to win as someone from MD.

Only Allen can save the reputation of whites QB

>>146751461
You mean Hurts?

And we're back. The DC Fagskins are going down.

You still have time to delete this thread.

>>146751852
I dunno about that, but we've officially got a ball game, and all it took was the refs calling a non-existent facemask. But hey, I have faith in Jayden Daniels, and I have faith in the Lions to be the Lions.

Does Glenn have a job just because he's black?

Lions defense fucking sucks

>>146752074
Every cuck on NY radio wants him to coach the Jets, lel

they were le injured

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

How you doin lionsfags?
AHAHHHAHHAHAHAHAH|
AHHAHHAHAH
huhuhuhAHAAHAHHHA

>>146749014
A lions loss would be devastating to the trans community.

They need to hire the chiefs refs asap

Hey, remember what I said about the Lions being the Lions? That shit right there is what I meant.

>ME GIMMICK PLAY MAN
>gets picked off
kek, all the predictions than campbell would campbell himself into a loss were spot on

>>146749161
K W A B
W
A
B

kwab

>>146749161
You’re right, I’m laughing loudly lmao!

>>146753003
why

inconceivable yet hilarious

>losing to a rookie quarterback this badly
haha detoilet

>>146749014
>>146749198
>>146750479
>>146750784
>>146752955
You sure got us! We’re now a shit team, /s


We’re still the favorites to win the Super Bowl next year, our defense was fucking devastated but if that weren’t the case we would have shut out these bums.

>>146749014
kek what a fucking deflated blue bitch

Can't wait to see how much the cryions will regress without Ben Johnson next year.
Same ol' Lions

>>146754252
>using /s
Holy fucking reddit. Neck yourself you fucking tranny

imagine being a lions fan right now

it's so ridiculously over

>>146749014
KWAB

>>146749161
LGTSS

>45-28 and counting

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

ACK

>>146754358
TIL: the sarcasm ASCII is unique to Reddit

I’ve been on this god forsaken cesspit since 2002 and even on old fag /b/ people would use the sarcasm sign. Your newness is showing

here have all the waifus

FRAYD
R
A
Y
D

Are the OC and DC still getting head coach jobs after shitting down their legs here?

Jesus Christ Lions. The DUIs you’ve caused is going to be prolific

>>146754199
Huge trans fandom.

>>146754471
estrogen injections are the only way to come back from that

>>146754568
DUIs? We're going to burn our city down tonight, cops won't bother with a few wino's

not just the lions how fraudulent is the nfc north

>>146754568
I wonder how much money will be lost from gambling. Idk much about gambling.

>>146754471
I guess he'll have to lop it off and donate it to African children

it's truly joever

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Bald fraud

>>146754477
Oh hey I added to this gif years ago

>>146754476
>2002
Uh huh, tranny reddit faggot

>>146749161
I wish guys like this would come back and take the L

I was sick of /sp/ posters giving the Lions the pity and begging for them to make a SB, glad they got fucked

>>146749161
>2 hours later
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Ten point favorite
>Lose by fourteen
LOLIONS

goooooof

>>146749161
OH NO NO NO

>>146754471
always love when these backfire

"best division" my ass
NFC East remains supreme!

https://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13671
DETROIT POLICE SCANNER
SHOTS FIRED

>>146749014
Never change kitties never change

This was a spiritual Lions win, fuck the haters.

>>146749161
KEKYPOO OHHHHHNONONONONONONO!!!!!

I knew this would happen lmao.
Is Danny boy still alive or nah?

>MUH SONIC AND KNUCKLES
>MUH 4TH DOWNS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>146755819
I always love backfiring in your mom.

It was supposed to be the chiefs who got upset today, not the Lions

>>146749161
You better be here, and you better have that same energy.

>>146749161
Womp womp.

>>146754476
you sound straight and intelligent /s
enjoy your loins lmao

>>146755852
>Cowboys
>Giants
k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZcQZTOeSLc
OFFICIAL WASHINGTON VICTORY THREAD, DETOILET KEKS GET FUCKED, EMINEM IS OVERRATED

>>146754471
It's weird how a picture on a screen can smell like cigarettes.

>>146756779
Cope. The "best team in the NFL" just got dog-walked on national television by a QB that's greener than turtle shit on a rebuilding year. PROTIP: Jared Goff ain't HIM.

>>146749161
ANON-SAR DO NOT PLACE THE BET.

we got too cocky lionsbros

>>146756972
b-but the Lions D were all second stringers and rookies. They never had a chance. Unfair really. Should have postponed until all players were healthy and Goof trained not to throw INTs.

>>146757258
Naw NFL had to have the Lions lose now, since they are going to rig it so the Rams win as some stupid feel good "the fires didn't stop us" reunite la shit like the Saints got after Katrina

>>146756779
just as many playoff wins this year as the north

>>146758348
Los Angeles already lost to the Texans you idiot

>detoilet
>goof
lmao

feel bad for lions fans....loljk

>>146758382
Texans won the last game against the Rams so that must mean they’re going to win every game against the Rams for the rest of eternity. Surely that’s how it works.

>>146758857
Los Angeles is out of the playoffs you dumbshit. Texans beat them in the wildcard last week.

Happy the Lions lost. Annoying fanbase.

>>146749161
ACK

>>146758854
we laughing at those kwabniggas all the way from mt. everest kek

>>146755098
arigato anon sama

I skipped this game thinking it would be a boring as fuck blow out, what the hell happened?

I didn't even know the game was on tv. Football is a Sunday event in my house.

>>146760294
Goof goofed and the Loins defense are all dead

>>146760323
Goof being a choker is nothing, but I didn't expect the defense to basically do nothing come playoff time.

>>146760394
Dan Campbell was signing DBs outside of the Ford plants last week

>>146760294
Goof showed why the rams sent his ass to the lions. He cannot perform in high pressure situations and requires complete protection in order to make plays.

Washington Commies

>>146749014
They were on a collision course.

No I actually feel sad for them. I will not laugh at them

>>146749014
I've never been into sportsball, but I've been going to the bar to watch games once a week and it's been pretty nice. Maybe this will be the year the interest in sports finally sets in.

FUCK YOU

just a reminder to lions fans

as bad as the bears are and as pitiful as the vikings failures are, they are both still infinitely better franchises than your lump of shit

>>146760294
what happened was you turned out to be a clueless faggot who doesn't know football and bought into a cursed franchise like some kind of retard.

>>146761143
>bought into
bro, I don't care about the >loins. It's just shocking to me as a casualfag to watch the 1st seed go out like that.

>>146749014
LOL fuck your shit team

we shouldn't be so rude to the detroit lions fanbase!

>>146749014
my entire family was just killed and I'm still laughing at your shitass team KWAB

>>146749161
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

>>146761663
kek

>>146761108
Bears are currently undefeated in 2025.

>>146749161
lol

>>146758382
The L.A. Rams are still in the playoffs genius

>>146761663
kek based

LOL KWABOTS (of the season)

Michigan has been waiting so fucking long for this. We thought it was last year, and they blew it. We thought it was surely going to be this year, and they blew it.
I'm tired bros. Lion's fans, beat your loved ones a little closer tonight and pray next year we go further

>>146754471
Well he just cursed them, you don't do stupid shit like that.

>>146761051
Don't say sportsball. Don't even type "sportsball." It makes you sound like a cum guzzling faggot redditor that thinks their super high IQ (according to them) is too good to enjoy games and events that massive amounts of people also enjoy.

>>146764161
Next year you won't have either of your coordinators to try and make Campbell look like a competent coach and not just a rah-rah hype man with a track record for making dumb decisions

>>146749014
The hubris reminded me of 2015-16 panthers.

>>146764717
why is it always the dogshit teams that get so much hype/hubris. bengals, lions, panthers, jags, browns. ive seen whenever theyre a mid or above team this shit happens

atleast act like youve been there before

NFC North was a fraud all along

>>146749014
there's always next year

>>146764791
glad someone said it. I can't stand it, the team hasn't won shit in 60 years and the second they have a good season everyone starts hyperventilating.
haven't listened to 97.1 in a long time but will finally tune back in tomorrow kek

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Lions fans got too cocky just like Dallas fans.

Absolute fucking state

>>146765027
>>146764791
Gee, I wonder why fans of a team that has never won a Superbowl in its franchise history was extremely hyped for the possibility of winning a Superbowl. Really jogs the noggin

well they played their best and that's all that matters

>>146754476
>even on old fag /b/ people would use the sarcasm
Liar

>>146765384
>never won a Superbowl
They haven't even been to a superbowl
Loins fans ought to know better

>>146765378
Not too late to get "super bowl" and "IX" lasered off.

Any betfags get burnt by this one?

>>146756187
wat

>>146756446
surprise surprise

>>146761198
>casual is shocked when team with a fraudulent qb and a JV defense is eliminated
lmao

>>146760294
>thinking
I believe I found your problem.

>>146760630
That pick6 was a killer.

holy fucking kwabola
the choke happens every time

>>146761663
lel

>>146756446
kek

>>146749014

a great season by Lions standards. they are gonna be tough again next year, too.

>>146765534
As long as both teams had fun is all that matters.

>>146765776
He easily could have put "dream big" or something open ended as to not have egg on his face, KWAB anyway.

Watching the highlights they really fucked up, defence shit the bed but those turnovers by Goff really sealed it
Also should've run it more desu, I watched a bit of the first quarter live and Gibbs had like 70 yards or something already

>>146765837
probably a lot lol

Lions can't win with Goff and a defensive coordinator that uses players as expendable pieces of meat to the point the defense is all injured. You have the best running game in the league and......you don't use it?

hahahhaaaaa couldn’t have happened to a bigger piece of shit fanbase. have fun going back to the assembly line tomorrow you bitch made faggot fucks!

>>146767105
I honestly cannot fathom what fanbase you are and why you hate the Lions with so much rage. Throughout their history they have sucked ass so were never a threat to any other team or fanbase. Basically they were like retarded babies. You have to be from an incredibly insecure fanbase yourself to pick on the Lions of all teams. I can get the hatred for Patriots and Chiefs because of the rigging and dominance of their eras, but Lions???

>>146767351
They’re been obnoxious all year where have you been

>I dyed my hair for this

KWAB

>>146767468
why are black guys so gay

>>146767351
Where have you been? Buffalo and Detroit fanbases have both been acting like a Bills/Lions superb owl was a lock since the preseason. Easily the most obnoxious fanbases in sports, and it never gets old watching rust belt shitters eat the cake, year after year. The loins, the fans, and the media all went into this acting like Washington didn't stand a chance, like this game was merely a formality... and you got the karma you deserved.

>>146767563
zest overload

So if Detroit's defense had been 90% healthy starters, how much of a point difference would it have made (haven't been following football all year)?

It also would've helped of course for Goof to keep to his normal 3:1 TD to INT ratio.

>>146766986
>running game
That had me scratching my head too. What’s up with that?

>>146767105
kek

lol
lmao even

Where are all the Detoilet shit talkers?? Holy fuck they were obnoxious come eat your crow retards.

lmaoing @ detoilet

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>146749014
BASED

>>146764472
Noted! I always thought it was just a neutral silly word. No harm intended.

>>146749161
holy kwab

>>146773050
lel

They had 15 injuries I read. I’m not laughing at them this year tbqh

>>146749161
No
I'm just laughing

>>146749014
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>146749161
PACKERS FANS UNITE AND LAUGH AT DIS FAGUETTE

HHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHhahhahahhahahhahahahhaahhaahhahahahhaahahhahaha

I have a flight from PHL to LAX tomorrow for work, going to wear some Eagles shit lel

>>146749014
>mfw detoilet is going to get cucked out of their OC by chicago
>mfw da bears won as many playoffs games this year as the lions, packers and vikings COMBINED
>mfw williams will get a competent, offensive minded HC and have a sophomore SURGE (eberflus sucked so much he was the first and only HC to be fired by chicago midseason; coaching matters, just ask the redskins)
>mfw da bears get a top 10 pick in the 1st round (as well as TWO top 10 picks in the 2nd round, thanks to carolina), and the other teams get boring bullshit picks 23 (green shart), 24 (minnesharta) and 28 (deshart)
>mfw campbell gets exposed as a cheerleader as soon as big ben johnson shows up to don chicago's midnight blue and classic orange (the DC will probably also cuck them)

i predicted a redskins win and didn't bat a single eyelash when it happened. the lions may not 'suck' right now, but they are a cursed franchise, and EVERYTHING about this season just SCREAMED "a single playoff loss and nothing else to end the season". casuals, retards and overpaid talking heads fell for the meme team. those who actually know football know damn well that living by on the field pressure leads to dying by it, and given the sheer amount of injuries, plus the fact that dan quinn is the coach of the year (tripled their win total + got them to their first NFC championship since 1991; it is absolutely fucking HIM; i'm also a redskins fan since my grandpa was born in virginia so hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha faggots), it was abundantly obvious that the lions were doomed come the postseason.

Goff was Goofing yet BJ was joking around with his meme plays and stopped running it with Gibbs. Aaron Glenn defenses have never come close to stopping a running qb, with or without injuries. Buyer beware

>>146749014
KEK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ngl felt bad for that dirty helmet to helmet to goof, that said
ohnononononononnoAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASHHSHAHAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ

>muh injuries
get better training staff retards

>>146782447
what makes you so sure BJ is going to chicago? because your team is so pathetic you want it the most?

And i love the "undefeated in 2025" "won as many playoff games as all the other teams" cope. When you have zeroes across the board its easy to find one or two zeroes you share with another team.

>>146754476
nice larp, NIGGER
cope and seethe

>>146749014
lmfao haha

HOLY SHIT I WOKE UP AND REMEMBERED THE LIONS LOST THEIR FIRST PLAYOFF GAME LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>146791856
>what makes you so sure BJ is going to chicago?

he was interested in the job LAST YEAR. also, with the pats hiring vrabel, the remaining teams in need of a coach THAT ARE INTERESTED are the bears, raiders, jets, jaguars and saints.

johnson likes a promising offense. the jets have a grandpa at QB and won't be getting a top caliber QB in the draft, if at all. the raiders front office has been a bigger mess than even the bears'. the jaguars have the worst ownership in the league and nothing BUT 1 QB and 1 WR, and they need more defensively right now anyway. finally, the saints have only a journeyman QB who is above average at best and an above average at best RB.

the bears have the best collection of skill players on offense and the most promising QB by far. they also have a consistently great defense and have had such for YEARS. the match is obvious, but a dumb shit like you missed it.

>because your team is so pathetic you want it the most?

stinky green shart/minnesharta/deshart idiot detected lol.

>And i love the "undefeated in 2025" "won as many playoff games as all the other teams" cope.

i can tell your little faggot boy pussy is still sore over your team losing in embarrassing fashion despite their over performance this past regular season. i can also tell that you don't understand that HEAD COACHING MATTERS. when a coach is so bad that he is the first and only one to be fired midseason IN 103 YEARS OF DOCUMENTED HISTORY, then the issue is *not* player personnel.

>When you have zeroes across the board its easy to find one or two zeroes you share with another team.

nah, the only zeroes i'm seeing are in the 2025 win column for your precious non-bears NFC north team, faggot. since you're scared of ben johnson joining them, i'm thinking you're a lions "fan" who just started paying attention after they beat the chiefs in the season opener a couple of years ago. sorry, squirt. the lions window just slammed shut. both the OC AND DC are GONE.

kek

>>146760323
>>146760394
>>146760630
>Goof

Goff and the Lions offense carried the defense for the last three years, which has been incapable of stopping the pass.

2024 Lions Ranks:

Offense
1st - points
2nd - yards
1st - 1st downs
2nd - passing yards
2nd - net passing yards
6th - rushing yards
9th - rushing yards per attempt
1st - % of drives scoring

Defense
20th - yards
17th - 1st downs
30th - passing yards
23rd - net passing yards
23rd - % of drives scoring

>>146749014
>gives up 45 points
Lmaooo

>>146749014
>hey look how quirky our playbook is -ACK *intercepted again*
lol, lmao even

>>146794970

Furthering my point:

2024 Redskins Defense Ranks:

3rd - passing yards
10th - net passing yards

30th - rushing yards
28th - yards per attempt

What in the fuck was Ben Johnson thinking?!

>>146795059
IM STILL LAUGHING
ohnononononononnoAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASHHSHAHAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ

>>146767105
All the Loins fans are looking back in anger right now...

Tell them the truth, Detroit...

>>146760294
>I skipped this game thinking it would be a boring as fuck blow out
Well, if it makes you feel any better, you were right.

still lmaoing @ detoilet haha

>>146791856
HEY YOU LITTLE FUCKING FAGGOT.

>>146794487
GUESS WHO JUST HIRED BEN JOHNSON? WHO *JUST* FUCKING CALLED IT?

YOU. DON'T. KNOW. FOOTBALL. YOU. BANDWAGON. MONKEY.

SPEAK NOW, FAGGOT.

THE FIRST WORDS BETTER BE AN APOLOGY FOLLOWED BY YOUR OFFICIAL CONCESSION.

>>146791856
>>146791856
>>146791856
YOU SAID BEN JOHNSON WASN'T JOINING THE BEARS, LITTLE FAGGOT

WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY NOW, LITTLE FAGGOT

WHERE'S MY APOLOGY FOR BEING RIGHT, LITTLE FAGGOT

kek

Trailer park suicides through the roof!

Is this the Bears celebration thread?

>>146798732
WHERE THA FUCK IS HIS APOLOGY HUH HUH HUH??????????????

>>146754476
i've been here since 2004. 4chan wasn't even publicly available until 2003 you lying reddit faggot.

Detoilet Loins kek

>>146749014
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OHNONONONONONONONO

LOOK AT THIS TEAM

LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD!

AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>146791856
>retarded faggot says retarded faggot shit, implying that ben johnson doesn't want to be the bears HC

>>146794487
>gets thoroughly fucking MAULED by a noble bears fan, shortly after which ben johnson SIGNS HIS CONTRACT TO BE THE HEAD COACH OF THE CHICAGO BEARS, and... radio silence

this thread is getting bumped until i get that fucking apology. i know you post in the nfl/ general threads, too, you faggot.

KEKARINO

>>146756972
It's time

>>146811173
It will happen when the Bacon cools

Thats when Ill eat breakfast

The plans laid out since the night before

Im trying to have a complete breakfast

Watch for these items

A few slices of pig, turned to crisp.

two offerings from chickens, sun up.

Some wheat turned square, slightly fruity.

An offering from a tree extra pulp

A bean that awakens the soul.

>>146810878
wtf is this real?

OH SHIT
HAHAHAHAHABABABABAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>146815206
ohnononononononnoAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASHHSHAHAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ

We will be back better than ever.

>>146817632
There is definitely no excuse to not be just as good if not better next year. This Loins team should have about another 3-4 years of Owl winning window. Losing the coordinators is probably not that big of a deal, good ones will be lining up to take those vacancies.
The main problem is that the division will remain difficult to navigate.

>>146817632
ohnononononononnoAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASHHSHAHAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ

>>146817632
You're cutting Goof??

It's been 3 days why is this thread still up?

>>146818455
Honestly, as a Michigander, it's even funnier now that they're coordinators are being poached by other teams, though why anyone would want A-A-ron is beyond me. There's no hope for this franchise, the fall back below mediocrity is going to be just great.

>>146818455
Cuz its funny

ohnononononononnoAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASHHSHAHAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ

NFL was probably PISSED that they lost so early. it was obvious they wanted Lions vs Chiefs all year

>>146817632
>SB favorites
>crashing out to the redskins
>at home
>with two weeks rest
>staff now jumping ship
yeah it's over. it's never been more over.

>>146819824
TOP
CAKE

Blessed thread

detoilet

>>146817632
I'm not super in the know with the NFL, but seems like goof would need to step it up/be replaced, better Oline, and better defensive backs. Tall order. And maybe cut down on the meme playcalls.

>>146820142
Sum wud say its JOEVER

AYO HOL UP

>>146749161
4 days later and I'm still chuckling

>>146749014
even lions fans have to admit it was pretty funny

>>146791856
bumping again so everyone can see this stupid, arrogant faggot acting like he knew ben johnson wouldn't be the bears' HC. the stupid, arrogant faggot, unsurprisingly, has proven to be too much of a bitch to face the music and apologize.

L M F A O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O
>loins
>goof

Why not ask Barry if he wants part ownership/front office? Might help exorsice a few demons

>>146749161
KWAB

>>146818455
The local radio will talk about this game for another 6 months.

The ghost of Bobby Layne will never forgive this joke of a franchise after trading him.

>>146823155
ohnononononononnoAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASHHSHAHAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ

>>146761663
bruh hahahahaajahaha
HAHAHA
>>146749014
look at this team hahahaha

kwabtroit kek

>>146834060
Based

>5 days later
Fucking rough.

>>146818455
Because there retards were talking shit for 10 months only to get absolutely assblasted in their one and only playoff game to a NEGRO ROOKIE quarterback on a team with a fake name

the best part is they were calling out fans of other teams after they lost and now are nowhere to be found. bunch of fucking pussies. enjoy the next 40 years of irrelevance.

>Detroit will never ever win an Owl
huhhuuHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAA

>>146818455
Because for the past year a city full of the kind of people you avoid eye contact with at the bus station have been letting their mouths write checks their poverty ass franchise couldn't cash, so now we're keeping this thread bumped until the 'owl.

>15-3

I-is it a meme now?

lol