Clyde

>>146734468
The Big O

>>146734468
China loves Lebron.

if dlo hit that triple how many lakers would be getting cut on this very day by legm

>>146734516
It’s shameful to wear that many jerseys in your career

Which thread we using?

>>146734487
Drexler?

>>146734542
the non earlyfag one (this one)

>>146734542
It seems like you’re ready

>>146734542
The one that didn’t earlyfag.

>>146734468
Banner #19 in June

>>146734542
Is Bulgaria seriously ok? He’s to much of an autist to leave this place for 2 months. Even when he said he was going on “vacation” he came back in like a week.

1. Zeke
2. Magic
3. Curry
4. Oscar
5. Clyde
6. Kidd
7. Payton
8. Chuckbrook
9. Tiny Archibald
10. Rondo

>>146734626
Curry is the greatest PG of all time

is the anomaly going to play tonight?

>>146734542
Earlyfags get the rope. Dare someone to make a thread at 470 again.

>>146734686
whoops my phone auto corrected it from the anal ally again

>>146734686
YBG Don

>>146734686
>Celtics twitter forces the anomaly
>4chan calls him anal ally
Kino

>>146734468
Surprised silver didn’t cancel todays games cause of the NFL

if we dont get Flagg we may be cooked

>>146734626
wrong

>>146734661
>>146734931
Zeke regularly gave belt to Jordan and forced him to whine to Stern and make the game less physical.

>>146734661
Which Curry? The one that won the only unanimous MVP and then had the biggest choke in the history of the NBA or the one that went and begged another superstar to come to his team?

>>146735010
the one that singlehandly changed the game of basketball

So let me get this straight, the general averages 1 post an hour i make a bread, 2 posts later a new bread emerges and its sitting at 25 replies in half an hour? Fuck you bitches

>>146735038
Magic brought the league back to life with his rivalry with Bird and won 5 championships in 10 years and 3 FMVPs

Steph destroyed it with his memechucking and superteam building while achieving less in the process

>>146735010
reminder that curry won a championship with Wiggins in place of KD.

>>146735161
KD spent the entire summer of '22 malding over this.

>>146735161
it's crazy how wiggins decided to give a shit for a season and that was good enough

>>146735161
And facing injured or weak teams just like in 2015
Warriors dynasty is by far the worst dynasty we have ever seen and Steph is a massive choking fraud
I'll give you this though, he is above Lebum and Durcan', especially after what he did in the summer

>>146735207
No one said it's okay, they ruined the league for a whole decade

>>146735161
>>146735229
They don’t know about 2022 Wiggins

>>146735317
Wasn't Poole really good too that year in the playoffs? You know, before Gaymond punched him in the face and ruined everything as usual

>>146735161
poole carried

>During last night's game there was an on-court skit that missed the mark. The skit included bad decision making and poor communication. Simply put, we turned the ball over and we apologize. We have reached out to the family and are committed to not only making it right but to exceeding expectations. We will be providing the fan with the PS5 that he should have taken home last night along with a VIP experience to a future game. Our goal is and will remain to elevate the guest experience for every person that enters Spectrum Center, and to show our fans how much we appreciate their relentless support.


lmfao just heard abt this, wtf were the hornets thinking?

>>146734468
>>146735161
This thread has a strawpoll of the /nba/ post of the year for the 2021-22 season

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/119335608/#119335608

Some of the folks lime Luxembourg, Sytcher, Nomad, wiltposter are long gone. Crazy how this was three years ago

>>146735757
Luxembourg and wiltposter early morning GOAT debates make inceltic/weapschizo look like fools. Those guys didn’t just spam buzzwords, they would post actual essays and evidence to support their claims.

>>146735757
>mvp: ireland
And y’all niggas get nostalgic over this shit?

i respect that you guys started shunning earlyfags. im proud of our community man

>>146735757
>MVP: Ireland
Did /nba/ really?

>>146735812
>>146735857
2022 Ireland had this place on lock. If you think he’s bad now, he was 10x back then we posted in every thread.

>>146735846
Fuck you people no wonder most of the cool guys left. Shoutout brazil

>>146735757
I was fat in 2022 so I’d rather not be reminded of that year.

I used to eat entire cakes and drink a liter of soda a day.

>>146735909
Every other general shuns earlyfags. It’s time we start doing the same.

>>146735940
3 posts early isnt earlyfagging, 30 is

>>146735969
Well you found out the hard way that is false.

>>146736109
I did nothing wrong and im going back to my own thread fuck you all. Now excuse my i have shit to do until the games start

What do you think about climbing in a tub with another nigga?

>earlyfaggots officially BTFO

What are the next steps to making /nba/ great again?

>>146736182
Bulgarias already gone, getting rid of the rest of the schizos would help

>>146736142
Or dont go fuck you all why am i getting my feelings hurt over a 4chan thread usage im too old for this whatever. My thread is still better but it doesnt matter

Anybody ever swerve and hit that corner? Wooooaaaahhhhh

What if I got to smacking you on the ass talm bout you got a big ole booty?

>>146735134
I think you mean BIRD brought the league back to life by being so much better than that AIDS-ridden faggot.

>>146734722
Is that what you stand for?

J Rich you got a fat ass man

>>146736972
I’m not calling you that

crazy how many players average 4 turnovers a game
best era of all time btw where all u do is jack up 3s and you still somehow turn the ball over that much
sad

go Suns

>>146734468
is the modern NBA so sovlless that we keep having gens w/ dead historic players during the season?

>>146738045
Oscar is still alive

>>146738307
Unlike my thread

the suns can rebound now. The league is fucked

>>146737678
You dont like that

>>146737977
They aren't good enough

>>146738761
always weed

what did washington wizards mean by having a swastika as their logo?

Warriors now finding out why Schroder ended up at Nets in the first place

>>146739283
They were those wizards with white robes and pointy hats

PAUL FUCKIN REED

PissGODS playing and nobody cares? I thought you bitch ass niggas loved real hoops? Durcan't shitting the bed too

kd stinker?

>>146739726
Terrible game from him

>$268
wtf

Nets were fun to watch with Schroder, they played hard

>>146740693
Is he beating the allegations?

>>146740749
What allegations?

>>146739851
Richfag school

kd brought it back jeez

>>146741200
washed allegations allegedly

Bionic leg Cade is him

what does this guy even do?

>>146741583
rides the bench lol

>>146741583
IRONCLAD CONTRACT

cade is the best pg in the league

kd saw /nba/ talking shit

refs got the call

I miss Ivey, man

>They got Nick Richards for a ham sandwich
being an nba gm can't be that hard

>>146741583
Benchoff B

Is Nick Richards a top 10 center already?

so many boys in here where do i begin
i see this one
i'm bout to go in
AYE

>>146742794
Bruh

KD certainly deserves more love as an mvp candidate, wemby tier id say. Though he doesnt hold a candle to the big 2

>>146743139
He has missed 10 out of 41 games

>>146743139
Nobody outside of the top 2 seeds should be an MVP candidate. MVP has lost all it's meaning ever since Westbrook ruined it.

Must be nice to get a new center and immediately feel your team improve haha...

What if this wasnt just a fluke and Richards is really him?
What if they get Jimmy to fully secure the perimeter defense?
The west really is wide open this year. Only one game and the suns are looking scary

Porkpenis is out, Celtics gonna win

why does this Atlanta coach wear a teenage girls' glasses?

I'm sick of teams with >muh aging vet former all star, why should anyone want to watch a player who used to be 5 years ago? might as well watch geezers in wheelchairs play.

>>146743660
You can do anything with 36 year old Durant and Shooker leading the way, sorry

Teams are getting better at identifying who doesn't suck. It was hard for me to find some underrated dudes on bad teams who could be good trade targets at the deadline.

>>146744119
to rustle your jimmies

>>146744154
Bad owners keep falling for them and signing them to max contracts despite them not winning shit in years now. And now most of them have managed to get another 3+ years so we have to wait even longer for them to cycle out and the league to start healing again.

LaVar won

Why don’t the Celtics just trade all of their future picks for Cooper Flagg

bruddas really want a whiteboi called cooper fag

>>146745254
my wizzies gon get coop

ja and shai both look the same and they both have big juicy brown pink lips

flight crew tiem

which game is she at?

>the anomaly has only 5 pts
So as someone that doesn't watch them often. Did the soft comments got to his head or is this how he always plays?

Why do the Cawks OWN the Celshits so badly?

>>146745731
Can tell it's a grandma from the hands and the big font

>>146745810
>the anomaly
whomst

>>146745967
The green mamba

>>146746002
breh that aint a real nickname for gaytum. His game is the opposite of anomalous

tatum stinker?

skin fluters, our response?

>>146745967
>>146746002
the green poo
the anal ally

My wolves are playing the cavs tonight on a back to back. Last night they beat the 2nd best team in the East, can they now beat the best team in the East as well?

Let's go wolves

Jokic should start throwing free throws underhand, it would be easier on his wrists and his percentages would go up

>>146746481
knicks are dogshit brother i could beat them

bros i dont think the celtics might repeat

The Celtics are only a contender if they LOSE this game. Atlanta only beats good teams and loses to bad teams.

>>146746481
Should be a good stat padding night for AE since the Cavs don't play D

tree fee frows

omg i never seen hauser try and dunk before lmfao why did he try it now?

>my texans lost to the refs today and now Amen Thompson is out tonight
Man…

>>146739726
>>146746367
they somehow bring it back when i say this kek.

queta vs young

this meme chucking has to stop

>>146747316
its trailblazers lol shit even i could beat them.

>>146746946
denver beat them brutally like twice this season, is denver bad? no. case closed

go wuffs

ggs pritch cant miss

Prit-Chad > Trea

curry gonna lose to the 'zards

nice ketch

trae finna win this with a buzzer three

Trae needs to go full Villanueva/Walsh. He's not that ugly apart from his hair and beard, but his hair and beard is a travesty.

Fade away J

ez for jb

jayboo for two

honestly I'd suck a fat load of cum out of Trays penis if he wins with a buzzy beater

LMAO hawks

bro what the fuck was Atlanta's plan

>>146748891
I asked this same question in 1864.

>no inbound play
>just give it to a non guard
What the fuck Hawks

>>146749099
Weeapschizo has more effect on our society than any of us care to admit...

no fucking way atlanta wiffs this

this is not the right play by mazzola

>>146749099
Weapschizo won.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

The Shanker of Shanghai
The Terrorist of Toronto
The Swallower of Cum
It's Jayson Taytum

Blazer Chads, wwa?

i believe you guys i believe

>>146749373
hows the concessions

Really not sure what Jrue was thinking on that last foul...

OT OT

-Iso tatum at the end of the game
-It doesn't work
-I'm shocked, so surprising, I can't believe it, how could this happen, no one could guess

>>146749603
That clearly wasn't supposed to be the play. Brown was supposed to release and be open at the elbow, but couldn't get away from his man. White just tossed it up to Tatum to avoid the five-second violation.

why the fuck mazzula clapping LMAO

>>146749804
He thought coins were about to be exchanged.

>>146749804
he wants fight in basketball like in hockey

>>146749477
Some booths in the 100's are selling canned beers for $4. Drafts are $12 as always though. A little cringe desu, but I spent $6 on tickets so I can't complain.

>>146749850
>>146749872
i agree but still lmao very funny guy

>>146749804
He wants Tatum to be aggressive and have some fight in him

PLAY ON

>>146749905
$6 on tickets?? nice job anon i can only get $20 at the lowest here in DC

>>146749959
so even he agrees tabum is a bitch lol

Hotep dead

I legit gasped when he fell ngl

Oscar Robertson is an overrated bum, not even top 20

Why has Derrick White shot 16 3s?

>>146750272
you dont know ball.

Queta muffed a couple pretty important rebounds in this one.

oh my god tatum what was that

Trae Young is Tatum's father

I can see why Tatum is behind Wemby and Kat on the MVP race now. Maybe the soft comments really got to him if he used to play better in the regular season.

Tatum for the win!.. No good! Celtics lose!

Celtics are in shambles. My Raptors did this to them.

Inceltic is in the LD spamming pictures of Tatum and screaming into his mic right now...

The Analizer of Atlanta....

man its brutal right now for us c's, at least it was to an ok team.

>>146750710
>My Raptors did this to them.
The Raptors scheduled a back to back?

Brandon Jennings Is right about Tatum.

Why don't people respect Tatum?

>>146750795
celtics are now 5-4 in January

>Hawks own the top 3 seeds of the east
Hawks are the fraud detector

Someone post that clip of Tatum bricking the game winner before OT.

>>146750862
he damaged any gained aura immediately after winning the chip* by copying multiple previous celebrations

>>146750862
They're just jealous. Their teams' are going nowhere and they have to come up with anything they can to feel superior to the best player on the best team in the NBA.

>>146750862
I don't respect bus riders
shout out to JB

>>146750875
what went wrong? basically nothing has changed since the chip and they suck now
>inb4 meme chip
true but they were at least hitting memechucks

>>146750875
They were 3-2 before the Raptors game, though. It's just a mid-season fuckaround. Most contenders have stretches like that.

What’s his name again?

>>146750862
I think half the reason is his name is Tatum

This celshits team is somehow even worse than the 2022 and 2023 celshits :)

>>146751007
They're 5-4 in January and people are acting like they're 0-9 with a 30-point average margin of loss. They're a high volume 3-point shooting team and it's the modern NBA. As long as this is their identity there will always be stretches where the outside shot doesn't fall and they lose a few games they otherwise should have won.

>>146751007
teams are starting to guard them on the perimeter more is the simple explanation. It's really just offensive teams like the Pacers, Hawks, Kings that they have trouble with.

>>146751040
i dont take the season to serious desu but if we dont act like shit is the end of the world than the season gets to boring.

i can see why gaytum doesn't grow his hair out anymore..

It’s officially exclusively Rockets season now that the Texans are done
Gather round kiddos as my Rockets take on the blazers in >Portland and see if we can bounce back from that loss to the Kangz

>>146751307
Why can't Trae learn the same lesson though?

have you apologized yet for doubting the GOAT?

>>146751342
get trae some dreads and he'd be fine. unfortunately for both him and gaytum they have weird zoomer perm type hair that probably wouldn't dread up

>>146751378
the blueprint...

>>146751108
At least 60% of the reason

>>146751480
traes balding he cant

>>146751480
lebron did it

poole party anyone?

>Sengooner with the Angel Reese special
+3 rebounds

>>146751480
I think Tatum would be best served for a full shave actually. White had that same frizzy flyaway thing going and now he looks way better chromed.

>>146751689
meant for
>>146751670

>no amen tonight

fuck this gay earth

I've seen enough. Send Poole to Jokic correction facility this offseason.

>>146750862
JB literally decked his head against the floor and probably got a concussion and he still deffered to him the last few plays on the clutch after missing one 3

>>146751762
At least Tari is back

>>146750934
1 missed game winner and 1 missed shot to tie the game

>>146751730
what's up with these lightskin dudes with yee yee hair like trae/tatum/white anyways? seems like a uniquely NBA problem with all the guys who refuse to shave it lol

>>146751878
lmao what a fag choker

there are only 4 teams in the eastern conference that aren't in the midst of a losing streak

Ant shooting 30%
getting carried by Rudy again

trae should wear a Rey misteriyo mask

>>146734661
Curry is about to lose to the Wizards

Kyshawn George has it. I think he and Coulibaly are definitely going to be longtime Wizards. I think Kispert should stay, but a good trade offer might be mutually beneficial. Jury is still out on Sarr and Carrington. Kyshawn George and Bilal Coulibaly have it.

>>146752323
>Alexandre Sarr - French
>Bilal Coulibaly - French
>Kyshawn George - Swiss-Canadian
are mons Les Sorcereurs cooked

Can we not play like retards against the Blazers?

>>146752428
>>146752323
Sarr should be Chet, Wemby, Evan Mobley. His defensive advanced metrics have gotten better as the season's gone along, but making him the starting center is deliberate to make him improve his rebounding and "feel" being a hub and big instead of playing like a guard all the damn time. His development might take longer than any of those other players. I like coach Brian Keefe. He did well for OKC, and our new GM Michael Winger is also coming over from OKC (and LAC).

are Wizards not tired of losing every single game?

>that's no anomaly
LMAOOOOO

>>146753081
KWAB

>>146752913
they are literally tanking.

>>146753081
this is a win because the Hawks just acknowledged Tatum's nickname is the anomaly

>>146752913
We've been chasing the 8th seed for years. We are tired of throwing good money after bad. We've been begging for a rebuild for 7, 8 years in a row. That's half of an entire NBA career. Ted Leonsis finally let his butt buddies Ernie Grunfeld and Tommy Sheppard go and brought in Michael Winger and Will Dawkins. I wonder if Ted's son is more involved lately. I also think the new Statement jerseys (and the court redesign) are reflective of corporate change up the chain of command. Because these are purely cosmetic (but come with financial cost), it could just be Nike-directed, but the changes in front office and staffing personnel would indicate greater change higher up. Or make Ted Leonsis has finally found religion now all of a sudden, but I find like that unlikely.

>>146753198
wtf is this ESL gibberish

>>146752536
amen does really make the offense hum

>>146753198
We matched and gave Otto Porter a MAX CONTRACT. We gave Bradley Beal a supermax with a no-trade clause despite the team going nowhere from 2018-2023. We gave Ian Mahinmi $28m after he was already washed, and we had him on a 4-year deal. We traded a first round pick and other assets for half a year of Trevor Ariza on his way out of the league. We've been the landing spot for all kinds of trade collateral. KCP, Kuzma, Jordan Poole, Russell Westbrook, Rui Hachimura, we facilitated the AD trade by giving the Lakers a place to dump salary (Moe Wagner, Thomas Bryant, etc.), Chris Paul, and that's just off the top of my head -- I know there's more. We've been begging for change. Yet leadership was so happy to throw away assets for a 15 ppg scorer to "build around Beal" and win 30 games every year.

It’s clear how much we miss Amen

>Warriors are up by a couple points
>Suddenly Steph wakes up from his slumber and starts heating up
The greatest frontrunner EVER.

>>146753623
FVV is terrorizing again tonight

>>146753552
Kinda funny picking Shaq for that reaction image. No one ever forced more cringe nicknames for himself than The Big Aristotle.

>>146753081
is Tatum nickname really gonna be the anomaly?

What makes Tatum an anomaly tho?

anomaly because hes a *

>>146754055
No, it's The Blueprint. Jayson Tatum will go into Springfield with a nickname we gave him to make fun of Weapschizo. It'll be glorious, this general will mean something again.

>>146754169
how a player so objectively good can command so little respect. Never seen anything like it

>>146754055
>>146754169

"anomaly" is too much of a mouthful to be a successful nickname

imagine he hits a three and the announcer tries to say "the anomaly knocks it down!"

doesnt sound right

>>146754310
i agree. i think Gaytum, Tabum, or Faggot are better nicknames

>>146754399
How about "The Champ"? It's punchy and it's accurate.

>>146754250
no sauce, no aura, whatever you wanna call it

>>146754055
they're shortening it to anally

where did the anomaly come from?

>>146753081
Trae wasn't even playing for the first game

>>146754709
>be Gaytum
>blatantly rip off Kobe’s nickname
What a faggot

>>146754709
I think it's cool that Tatum's chosen to honor Celtics legend Brian "The White Mamba" Scalabrine

>dog trick show at halftime in portland
>commentators want to talk instead of watching the dog show
unbased

>>146754851
Why can't Tatum be cool and rip off MJ to announce his return from throwing a temper tantrum like Jimmy Butler did?

>>146754990
i'll tune in for a dog show. i'm leaving when the game starts though.
>george clinton
based

I see the green mamba turned brown tonight

grant williams wanna be batman but he the green hornet

Tiktok has been banned where will zoomers learn retarded ape speak to talk about sports from now?

Tari is definitely giving us that defensive energy that Amen usually gives us. Terror Twins love

AE lost again

come on u guys we gotta come up with a cool name for tatum so people finally think that he's cool

>>146751878
0 clutch
maybe his new nickname should be "automatic" since he has no clutch (only true gearheads will get this joke)

>>146757138
The green shart

>>146754025
Shaw has more aura than "The Gay Mamba" could ever hope to have in his life though. So he obviously gets a pass.

>>146735038
Yeah, for the worse

>>146757138
“The Green Serpent”
A very original, non-Kobe nickname

>>146757353
>0 championships
He's in the trash with Stockton

anomaly more like anal on molly (bc he's zesty)

>Reed Sheppard minutes
Holy shit lets go

Gayson "The Sandman" Gaytum because he puts everybody to sleep

Rockets win!!!
ggs blazins
The boys felt a little slow tonight but great minutes from Cam and Tari off the bench. Reed even hit a 3 tonight. Finally get to come home for the first homestand for the first time in a while.

can somebody tell me why I'm supposed to respect Gaytum when his daddy is a nigga who looks like this

>>146754575
the boston celtics marketing team

>>146753081
Gaytum analy devasted...

>>146758128
Ring check?

>>146758360
>2-2 against the hawks that year and dodged them in the playoffs
oh no....

>>146758467
>dodged them
You mean "won while the Hawks didn't".

>>146758467
Hawks should have won then.

Is Jayson Tatum really so fucking good that going .500 against him in a year he won a ring makes you his "daddy"? That's a hell of a standard. Dude must be the best basketball player of all time.

Gaytum is absolutely embarrassing

>>146760819
Ring check

>>146760840
fmvp check

>Ring check
>Ring check?


>>146760564
Nuggets trashed Celtics twice last regular season.

>>146760915
>regular season
And then what happened?

>>146760965
fmvp check

>>146760915
>trashed
They won two games by a combined 8 points...

>>146760915
Should have met us in the finals then. Or is Jokic still waiting for game 8 on Wednesday?

>>146760965
>>146761072
Then Silver rigged the series for twolves so the only team in the west that certainly shits on Celtics in a finals series doesn't get to the finals.

>>146761140
Yea that’s what I thought. Don’t open your mouth next time.

guys I'm starting to think this serbian nigga is a wee bit racist

>>146761244
Truth is what it is, you can accept it or live in a lie.
Anyways, embiitch got the afirmative action racial quota mvp and 76xirs are in the dumpster where thry belong.
Cant baby and twolves shoved their worth abd are now also where they belong.
Silver and this shitty entertainment product is also circling the drain, until boomers that watch tv and morons that pay for subscriptions don't die out/can't affird food anymore...

Embiid's MVP season was better than any of Jokic's. He was also the frontrunner last year before he got injured.

lmfao

Fantasy matchup: 2014 Spurs vs 2016 Warriors. Wish I could see a 7 game series of that.
Would also love to see 2014 Spurs vs 2017 Warriors, but that might be too unfair to be fun.

146761449
Stop sucking so much dick. Like buy a lolipop its cheap.

buddy having another late night schizocel episode
next thing you know there's instathot asscheeks getting posted up again

>>146761449
we dont talk about embitch here....

>>146760915
you talking about the season where ANT owned you jokic? focus on making it to the finals with your "DYNASTY" lmfao

>>146761783
uh oh, here come the gamer words

Good morning WestScholars... Nuggets game today

146761783
First of all, get cancer, corporate tool.
>cant owned anything
Refs didn't allow Nuggets to play basketball in 2 games of the series, like from the get go refs decided the winner of the game.
Theres more than 40 situations on film to prove this.

It's pretty crazy how the nuggets would've been swept if Murray got suspended like he deserved after throwing the ice pack.

How come LeBron and Kobe have beaten over 20 50 win playoff teams a piece and Jokic hasn’t even beaten one?

146762024
146762057
146762065
see>>146761619
>>146761140
>>146761172

>Booker and KD had to drop 71 to barely get a victory over the Pistons
Man, I cannot believe how high I was on the suns to repeat a good regular season 3 months ago

>>146762237
Pistons are legit this year

>>146762259
Pistons are an actual team this year indeed and very fun to watch.
But they are still a team that barely skirts .500 in the East and starts Harris and TH jr. And a perennial high seed with two of the top 15 players in the league is roughly their equivalent (or worse, since KD and Booker had to go ballistic).

honestly he's the most based player in the NBA

Woke up to see my thread archived thanks to everyone who participated we wont be remembered but we were right. Also the celtics are looking like trash.

no hate to any balkaners i think the patriotism is cool but stop spamming your flags on social media under every match we know jokic is serbian, giannis is greek and sengun is turkish weve known for years and years this caveman shit is cringe

JOVIC PLZ COME TO BESIKTAS flagTRflagTRflagSRBflagSRB

the bubble will be 5 years old this year..

Denver 6.5 points favourite vs Magic in Orlando and they've been winning a lot lately?
Yeah Nuggets are losing

>>146763823
franz
>inb4 the infamous 1/15 game

>>146734848
>Get Flagg on the Wiz & Daniels on the commies
Nah fuck you, you don’t get two generational talents

>>146764254
Wizards will make them bad anyhow

a blast to the past today

*grabs your ass*

it needs to warm up. NBA playoffs needs to come now.

take me the fuck back.

ray allen im sorry we wasted your prime years and that George Karl is retarded, we need you right now.

The west is garbage, that’s why I ain’t buying the MVP talks about Jokic.
Literally Udoka with sengun and some other nigga being second seed.
So many pretenders in that conference.

i might swerve bend that corner woah-oh

The Phil Jackson "40-20" rule is coming up, 40 wins before 20 losses

Since 1980, there have been 5 teams that did not reach 40 wins before 20 losses and still won the championship:

20-21 Bucks: Post-COVID season that started immediately after the playoffs, (Bucks had won 40 games before getting 20 losses the year before though)
05-06 Heat
03-04 Pistons: Traded for Rasheed Wallace mid-season
98-99 Spurs: Lock-out shortened season, where they still had the best record in the league
94-95 Rockets: Traded for Clyde Drexler mid-season


Currently, the Thunder and Cavs are on pace to get 40 before 20, Rockets, Grizzlies, Celtics should also get there unless a choke happens. Knicks are about 50/50


Last year I brought this up and weapschizo told me it was lies and history cold be broken but the 40-20 rule never lies

>>146765377
will come back to this post when my thunder win the chip

>>146765377
Screecaped for July when Nuggets win the championship.

>>146765377
>>146765427
my kings make a mid season trade and prove both you idiots and the corpse of Phil Jackson wrong

yup

so you’re telling me the smellshits would have beat every team in the post-season if they had their star player healthy, but they cant even beat an injured atlanta or toronto?

>>146765427
the 40-20 rule is essentially the same as the top 3 seed rule. the few non top 3 seeds that won a ring have context applied to them. if youre team is a top 3 seed and has the 40-20 rule you are a contender, if they dont you are probably not making it. the teams you mentioned are also the top 3 seeds of each conference

>>146766543
*

>>146766549
esl moment

>>146766570
>>146766549
https://youtu.be/6uB4aZGgtIc?si=LMnu_N1MZKLwt7n-

>>146766563
Accept reality.

>>146766755
reality is no one respects anyone or anything in this image

>>146766772
Look at the official NBA records, you’ll see the Celtics championship

>>146766829
You sure you’re not just browsing Reddit? All I see is an *

>>146766871
Official NBA website.
https://www.nba.com/news/history-season-recaps-index

can someone tell me some of the healthy superstars the 2024 boston smelltics beat in the post season? nothing is coming up on google

>>146765427
None of those teams other than the Celtics have even reached the conference finals since 2018.
How many teams have won a championship without reaching the conference finals at least once with their core players?
Regular season is completely different from the playoffs and the NBA Finals are completely different from the 1st or 2nd round of the playoffs

Also Boston is 8-8 the last 16 games so I am not so sure they can even reach 40 wins before 20 losses, let alone go to the Finals and win it all again.
It's really hard for a team to repeat, very few teams have done it and all had all-time great players in their primes when they did it

It could be one of those years, be prepared

>>146767235
Thunder take the lead.

This NBA season has been great desu

>>146768001
Faggot

my nuggets will creampie your team in the playoffs

>>146768331
What if my team has won more than 50 games?

>>146768305
Don't bully him

>>146768389
its not gonna be a problem, believe me

>>146768389
then his nuggies will creampie ur mum instead

Are the Rockets legit? Or will Jalen Green become Rudy Gay 2.0?

>Inceltics and Gaytum choke as usual
The funniest thing is that Gaytum was made to look like a fucking bitch again. Look at him desperately trying to take the ball and yet he can't LMFAO. Truly the softest bitch in Inceltic history.

>>146749099
His nickname should be the softest bitch in Inceltic history.

>>146768638
lol he’s weak as fuck and has female tendencies

>>146768638
Gaytum is a soft fucking bitch

I can't see Nuggets beating OKC, Houston, Memphis, Clippers, or healthy Dallas in a 7 game series. I don't even think they'll beat the Twolves if they match up again

>tries to make xirself look tough by grabbing the ball away from another player
>can't even outstrength a role player
Grim

>>146749099
>have to get AI to come up with a nickname for the Green Shitstain
Fitting for Gaytum. Purely artifical.

>>146769018
soft bisexual light-skinned mutt that no one respects

nonononono

>>146769133
Better than Kobe

imagine gaytum is your team’s star player

>>146768438
My man

>>146769464
Imagine.

>>146769758
*

>He's eating Hailey Van Lith butt
Orlando, what's next?

if soft ass auraless tatum can bring the celtics a chip what are the rest of the teams excuses?

>>146769758
What healthy superstars did they beat during this run? Usually champions have to beat the best to be champs. If they didn't beat the best since they were injured I'm guessing that means they weren't champs.

>>146769985
The rest of the teams didn't face injured teams missing their #1 options. Gaytum doesn't have a chip btw.

>>146769994
true, luka is fat and out of shape so technically hes not a healthy superstar.

>>146770059
Luka was also literally injured in the finals

>>146769994
Kyrie Irving
Bam Adabayo
Tyrese Haliburton

incelticsisters…

>>146770214
haliburton got injured lmao they didnt beat one healthy team

>>146769895
this ones the biggest nba mystery whats even going there

>>146770293
They won the games Halliburton played in

>>146769994
In order to become champions, you must win a 7 game series 4 times which the Celtics did.

>>146770462
Thanks to an overwhelming FT advantage despite shooting way more threes. A sign of a rigged game.

>>146769142
Not even close

>>146770253
Chills. Literal chills.

Damn

>>146771910
yolk da goat no cap

>>146771910
>56% from the field and 47% from 3
>somehow only shooting 80% on fts
wut

>>146771910
How many 50 win playoff teams beaten?

>>146772053
How many all-stars has he played with?

>>146772078
He's currently playing with a former MVP. No excuses now.

>>146770649
That’s your opinion. Fact is, Celtics won the 2024 NBA Championship

>>146771910
>higher vorp
mj is the goat

>>146771910
Its misleading to compare half a season worth of games to a full season, per game data. We will see the comparison after 82 games.

>>146771910
I kneel...

>>146772264
What time is game 8?

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146772373
see>>146772264

Xhe’s mad

Whats an NBA opinion that you will always hold and never concede on?

Mine is that KD is a top 5 player of all time. I'd rather have KD than Kobe, Duncan and other greats. Having watched his entire career there's only 3 players at most I'd take over a prime Durant.

>>146772443
What three players, bitch?

>>146772455
Jordan, LeGOAT and maybe Shaq.

>>146772373
Kek but clean them nails

>>146772443
I cant watch old era plays and in good faith argue any of them is better than kd. Naturally players get better but when i see bill russell highlights im not thinking goat or whatever else im just wondering if javale mcgee would beat him one on on

>>146772443
durcant is a shakespearean tragedy but irl.
given the best team anybody's ever gotten, failing, turncoating to your literal direct rival, winning them two championships, getting outcasted and given 0 credit for those championships you carried them to, then failing to redeem yourself on two different superteams while they win another ring without you "proving" that it was actually you who was carried.
tragic.

>>146772443
>Mine is that KD is a top 5 player of all time
IMO he’s top 10.

>>146772510
>>146772512
YDKH
Wilt, West and Oscar are better scorers than any of the aforementioned players

>>146772520
KD is the literally Anakin/Vader of the NBA.

>>146772559
Who’s Luke?

>>146772546
Lol. This is the type of basketball they played imagine KD in this era.

>>146772443
Pistol Pete poster is correct about him being ahead of his time.

>>146772585
KD would travel every third possession

>>146772585
God damn this is some trash basketball

>>146772572
Unironically Tatum, it was Tatum that swept KD and prompted him to leave the Nets Superteam and then he won his own championship.

>>146772656
gaytum never won anything

>>146772656
Kill yourself Inceltic. Gaytum never won a title and he choked that year.

>>146772443
I will never 1:1 compare eras. I rank players based on their relative performance to their peers

>>146772656
nah it's yawnis itookadumpo because he's gonna stay loyal to the bucks even with all the media and fans practically begging him to leave the team he built
the anti kd

>>146772644
He wouldn't need to. He could just shoot over everyone with that trash defense.

Gaytum is that ugly ass pet bird jabba the hut has that Princess Leia chokes out

>>146772656
‘Cord didn’t like this one

>Unironically Tatum
Gaytum is the equivalent of Rey Skywalker. An artificial shitter nobody respects but the writers try to force on the fans.

>>146772807
Jimmy is Kyle Ren

Jimmy is ringless btw

Gaytum isn't respected lmfao

>>146773109
Ring on Jimmys head

Scottie says he'd still get 6 rings without Jordan

>>146773152
Jimmy didn't play and that's not a ring. No aura in that image btw.

>>146773186
Then why didnt he?

>>146773186
is jordans son still fucking scotties ex-wife?

>>146772443
KD has only ever played on stacked teams and won pretty much nothing. He is not a leader and will never win anything as the leader of a team

>>146771910
This is why stats lie and statpadding is bad. If a GM had a choice between the greatest SG ever and a center that can also be a PG, they're taking Jordan every time.

Draymond Green apologizes to Jordan Poole.

>>146773186
lots of good teams to bus ride back then

>>146773401
he didn't say what he was sorry for though
>i'm sorry you acted like gettin punched was a big deal
reminder the entire warriors org backstabbed poole after he got punched

>>146773756
He also made some documentary justifying his actions but he doesnt actually explain shit and just shows clips with his kids

Does someone have the clip where Dray armlocks Dalton and Rui and suplexes them both

>EPM
1 Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 9
2 Nikola Jokić 8.2
3 Victor Wembanyama 5.6
4 Luka Dončić 5.6
5 Jayson Tatum 5.1

>LEBRON
1 Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 6.49
2 Nikola Jokić 5.98
3 Jayson Tatum 4.76
4 Karl-Anthony Towns 4.32
5 Luka Dončić 4.17

>eRAPTOR WAR/82
1 Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 19.5
2 Nikola Jokić 18
3 Jayson Tatum 12.7
4 Giannis Antetokounmpo 11.3
5 Josh Hart 10.5

>BPM
1 Nikola Jokić 13.5
2 Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 11.8
3 Giannis Antetokounmpo 8.1
4 Victor Wembanyama 7.3
5 Luka Dončić 7.1

>WS/48
1 Nikola Jokić .313
2 Shai Gilgeous-Alexander .31
3 Jarrett Allen .252
4 Karl-Anthony Towns .245
5 Daniel Gafford .234

>PER
1 Nikola Jokić 32.5
2 Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 30.5
3 Giannis Antetokounmpo 29.7
4 Anthony Davis 26.8
5 Karl-Anthony Towns 26.6

>EFF
1 Nikola Jokić 42.2
2 Giannis Antetokounmpo 35.2
3 Karl-Anthony Towns 33.4
4 Domantas Sabonis 32.9
5 Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 32.8

>Global Rating
1 Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 31.48
2 Nikola Jokić 28.95
3 Giannis Antetokounmpo 26.49
4 Jayson Tatum 24.57
5 Anthony Davis 24.24

>Game Score
1 Nikola Jokić 30.48
2 Giannis Antetokounmpo 25.969
3 Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 25.927
4 Anthony Davis 23.125
5 Karl-Anthony Towns 22.271

We do (knot) always love you...

How will the TikTok ban affect Jared McCain?

>>146774144
It’s back up in America

>>146774144
Trump saved us

>>146774192
Harry Potter is for children and obese women. Grow up.

>>146773915
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6E-PEScQ-k
this?

>>146774229
Why did they ever think about banning it anyways?

>>146774232
:(

>>146774192
we really cant get good things in this world

>>146774256
Yeah thanks

>>146774273
U scared of us or something?

Tyler Herro is a soft wigger that got heem'd by a real Yakubian

>>146774263
Zuck is paying politicians to ban it so people use Meta. The “china has ur data” is complete bs.

>>146774360
NigNog is the only major social media site that isn't controlled by the Mossad/CIA axis of evil

>>146774421
Just say jews

what 24h of no tiktok does to people

New
>>146774509
>>146774509
>>146774509
>>146774509

Oh so now we earlyfagging

>>146774466
too vague, as if jews don't also own massive influence in china.

ignore earlyfag bros

>>146774591
no we aren't

post the REAL thread german fag it's ur time to shine like dirk

>>146774740
Shaq was German

new thread
>>146774876

>>146774876

>>146774876

>>146774876

>>146774740
>146774891
Got me covered

>>146774263
>chinas stealing your data and thus your freedom, even though it isnt a chinese app
its been banned in a couple south/central asian countries though, and im pretty sure no one in china cares about it because theyve got their own app