/biz/ idea: formula 1 stage play about the 2021 championship

>>146726525
>Aston Martin has denied making a reported £1 billion pursuit for Formula 1 reigning champion Max Verstappen.
How did this even manage to reach print?
What fucking moron saw a $1B offer and thought "yeah I'm sure that's true"

>>146726594
They're already wasted hundreds of millions on Kwablonso and Poowey, so may as well

>>146726594
everything is fake until it's proven to be gay

Why...

https://youtu.be/GxP9SjGiRV0?si=Ot7s-Caj_msvhWtI

>>146726947
damn it gigi..

>>146727295
in six months, he won't be needing the helmet

Goldie Hexagon Racing

gimi

dude WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK is this? Is this normal in gayope?

https://youtu.be/NXvPBe9ynsc?feature=shared
>>146727396
i want this so bad

>>146727396
>school shooter never gets a hug
big surprise

>>146727396
No Toto no that is so not right (that's someone's son btw)

>>146727396
it's cool okay fag

>>146727396
teauxteaux the child sex offender
paedo team mercedes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTnEbX2_soo

>>146727474
Nice helmet nerd pfft

Our biggest celebrity visit since Chris Chan

good moaning

john wat's son

>>146728029
IT'S SO OVER THIS IS SO NOT RIGHT IT'S SO OVER THIS IS SO NOT RIGHT IT'S SO OVER THIS IS SO NOT RIGHT IT'S SO OVER THIS IS SO NOT RIGHT IT'S SO OVER THIS IS SO NOT RIGHT IT'S SO OVER THIS IS SO NOT RIGHT

AND THROUGH GOES GASLY

good morning, how you doing?

>>146728029
Did he get plugs?

>>146728029
where is his gyaru yuki?

Fucking downshifts

>>146728029
this why the femflip stopped fantasizing about him 2 years ago because s(he) knew.

>>146728117
fatties

Sup faggots

>>146728029
does he fuck dolphins?

can someone explain what a differential is and does in spastic terms for me to understand?

just a reminder, this weekend we have:
>Formula Regional Oceania, Hampton Downs Motorsport Park (race 1 already happened)
>Formula Regional Middle East, Yas Marina
>Formula 4 Middle East, Yas Marina
>Porsche Carrera Cup Middle East, Yas Marina
>GT Winter Series, Estoril
>IMSA VP Racing Sportscar Challenge, Daytona
Which one will you be watching, /f1/?

>>146728492
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F40ZBDAG8-o

>>146728501
Videos like this make me sad because it's so much better than any modern day instructional material or class. We live in hard times.

>>146728492
you mean the gearbox part? It transmits the torque from the engine to the rear wheels and permits each wheel to spin with a different speed

>>146728492
Distributes the rotation from the driveshaft into something that actually turns both wheels.
Also allows for those wheels to rotate at a different rate depending on if you're making a left or right hand turn.

>>146728492
Transfers the power from the transmission to an axle that spins the wheels. Simple as.

Almost binned my dad's A4 in a long corner. Am I bad at driving or are these cars just fucking stupid? Not a even a quattro, it's an FWD

>>146728530
What happened in the corner that made you almost lose it?

>>146728530
Gonna need more detail than that Pierre

>>146728541
>>146728548
Small road between cities, wet, about +2°C, took it at maybe 70km/h instead of the recommended 40.I was coming from the left here. At the end of the corner the car didn't have the grip to go straight and I went toward oncoming traffic, so I swerved back and almost hit the guardrail. It never happens with my trustworthy Fiesta

>>146728501
This was very helpful, thanks

>>146728630
>I was driving like a retard in poor conditions
Got it
>It never happens with my trustworthy Fiesta
Nigga it's +2C, you probably hit black ice or something

>>146728630
You understeered? Your line was probably too tight. You have to gently lift and straighten your wheels to regain grip.

How the fuck is Aston Martin able to spend so much without going over the spending cap? What the fuck. Red bull wasn't paying their staff that much and they got in shit for paying for catering and shit

It is my birthday today lads. Am I spending it alone? of course I am

>>146728657
>You understeered
No it oversteered actually, which I didn't expect in a 50k€ FWD with all season tires

>>146728681
Happy birthday fren, we've gathered in digital spirit

>>146728674
some staff and driver salaries are exempt from the salary cap

>>146728681
haha yes

>>146728674
>How the fuck is Aston Martin able to spend so much without going over the spending cap?
Much of that stuff isn't included in their budget, it's mostly about R&D that goes into the car. Building facilities for example, RBR could build a giant apartment building in Milton Keynes and it wouldn't count towards the cap.
IIRC all engine R&D is also excluded but in the future may get placed under an entirely different budget cap separate from the current one.
>Red bull wasn't paying their staff that much
Top 3 employees are exempt from the cap, also the drivers like this >>146728714 anon said. Also some employees don't technically work for RBR like Marko.

whenever i am on an icy road and i lose my back end i give it some throttle and it always solves the issue

>>146728902
want me to keep an eye on your back end haha?

Alonso tip: if the steering wheel has a lot of resistance then you have a lot of grip, if you feel the steering wheel getting easier to turn then you are losing grip

migu

gimi.. if you will.

>>146729059
what if someone won't?

>>146729087
miga then.

>>146729087
There will come a day when that will be true.

I wish a cigarette would sponsor me

>>146729176
thanks for the reminder!

>>146726581
pretty kino

>>146728501
>>146728517
this video is still being used in classes. some things are just peak-whatever and don't need improving or can't be improved, even if they're 100 years old.

Any other EuroGODS cum into their foreskin in order to not have to clean a mess?

>>146729147
If /f1/ has a million gimiposters, then I am one of them. If /f1/ has ten gimiposters, then I am one of them. If /f1/ has only one gimiposter then that is me. If /f1/ has no gimiposters, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against gimiposting, then I am against the world.

>>146728630
>, took it at maybe 70km/h instead of the recommended 40
you're retarded

god i cant wait for the offseason to be over

>>146728630
You just had cold tires, rookie mistake, since blankets are now banned next time you just have to warm up your tires by brake checking and zig-zagging

>>146728492
>in spastic terms
Changes longways to sideways.

>>146729176
based
>>146729301
I don't like the feeling

gimi

>F1 is the peak of motorsport

no it isnt

>>146728681
Happy birthday I guess.

>>146729574
If F1 did anything like this today, they would just have the drivers cartoonerized like in teen titian go format and call it a day.

>>146726525
requesting evangelion end credits with chuck

Norris is the hamilton of the Liberty media era. He is manufactured to be the new brown face of f1, broccoli hair to appeal to the Semites and zoomers. His rise and popularity is completely inorganic. He will be WDC very soon, maybe even in 2025. After this there will be some roastie promoted as the new slop.
Enjoy Verstappen while it lasts because he's the last white champion. Deep down you know this is the truth.

>>146729301
>don't feel like cleaning up yet
>put a tissue under your foresking to block it all
simple as

why did he do it?

Jesus, it's been a while since I last visited here.

Anyway, hello one, hello all.

>>146728630
peak audisteer

F1 equivalent?

>Sikth
Why can't they say "sixth"

>>146730256
Squid game s2 meme lookin ahh pres fr

>>146728530
It's an audi, it's shit tbqh

>>146729301
How the fuck is that possible?

>>146729574
That looks like car of tomorrow on the top of the dupont truck. Grim times

>>146730312
chrain

>>146729574
Have two teams that are run by companies that ends with Entertainment. Say what you want against Formula One but at the very least they are not run by entertainment companies.

>>146730551
too too! (pronounced choo choo)

Yes! yes! yes!
> according to dutch news: no one in the world would even care if FraudStappen left F1

See! see! see!
I told you from day 1 that he's the he's not more than a fraud with no skill or talent.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8w5ZANqHbeM

>>146730103
>hello all
Hey that's me.

>>146727396
I need this

>>146730634
It's literally owned by a media company.

Would Aston Martin ever field Alonso and Verstappen, or would they keep Lance?

gimi

Yeah gimi

>>146731414
Alonso got shit on by Ocon, bro

>>146731414
max didnt want alonso in redbull, why would he change his mind in aston?

>>146731133
Not the racing teams. Besides, Its conveniently subdivided into FIA/FOM/Teams.

>>146731414
Lance Stroll is a decent driver.

>>146731414
if lance wants to drive he gets to drive, simple as

Gimi

Racing esports wasn't even a big thing then.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjidOLgYtg4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-J-rRgJkYQ&t=22s

>>146731810
don't care, we want racist esports

williams won their first f1 esports race this week

>>146731810
F1 2002 probably has better physics than a modern Codemasters game. I knew a guy who was setting up simulators for F1 teams back then who told me that the tire physics for rfactor alone used more code than the entire physics model of the Codemasters games.

I pick 10

>>146732068
i dont speak south american

>>146732091
dubs and I try to fuck this guy's big titted cousin

>>146732068
8, what's the point in flying without a window seat

>>146732068
6 or 3, corridor so that i can stretch my legs, most likely 3, gasly and lando look like they wont be getting up, tsunoda looks like a bitch

>>146731564
For a large sum of money.

>>146731641
He's not on Alonso's level. He is underrated though.

>>146732091
Post cousin.

>>146732095
Basically, they are asking if you would have had a threesome for 10 hours with whom and in which position (top, meat, or bottom) would you like to have

>>146732276
it has to be 6 then, right?

>>146732241
>He's not on Alonso's level
No, that's pure medshitter cope. There's no way to compare Kwablonso to his teammates because Kwablonso's driving style requires a unique setup that his teammates have trouble adapting to (and makes the car uncompetitive). When a team refuses to build the car around that setup, he gets shit on, like he did against Ocon and Kwabmilton (in his first season ever in F1) and rage quits the team until someone else is retarded enough to hire him.

The fact that there are still people who don't understand this after more than 20 years baffles me.

>>146732329
Alonso lost like 150 points because of reliability in 2022

Not giving him a (you), but alonso is most likely the driver that adapts himself better to any car/driving/setup, some of you forget about 2014 or him joining other (inferior) categories and doing great

>>146732391
Alonso lost the WDC
>while competing in every race
>while enjoying perfect reliability
>against an opponent who didn't
>while losing to his rookie teammate
>in a car that won the WCC by miles and was disqualified by cheating
>while still being allowed to compete for the WDC for some fucking reason that still no one understands to this day

>>146732377
>>146732391
>>146732402
>only responses come from coping medshitters (almost certainly a turk living in germany)
no surprises

we have to go wider.

>>146732538
bruh you defend Hamilton and Ocon and call others medshitters

>>146732329
>driving style requires a unique setup that his teammates have trouble adapting to
The same can be said about Max.

>>146732598
>driving style that wins nearly every race in a season vs driving style that turns one of the best cars on the grid into a shitbox is the same thing
medshitter logic never fails to impress

>>146732460
>"The problem was rain and his (Hamilton's) tyres were in the worst condition. But we weren't at all fazed about Kimi. We weren't racing Kimi, we were basically racing Fernando."
Ron Dennis' words after China '07. Nando was never going to win that year.

>>146732642
>admits that the car he was racing against was so shit that they weren't even thinking about him
wew lad

>>146732650
Baku

Ari Vatanen

>>146732663
>Team boss admits to favoring one car over the other for half the season
>Alonso supposedly loses due to being a shitter
Rope yourself

Also I don't know why I'm wasting my time arguing with these medshitters. I made a graph a few years ago that sums everything up.

>>146732795
by one driver you mean Lance Stroll since his dad owns the team, right?

>>146732813
stroll is brain dead

good
>driver I support
>team I support
bad
>driver you support
>team you support
simple. as.

>>146732844
no

good
>driver I support
>team you support

bad
>driver you support
>team I support

>>146732329
Ok Lance.

the future

>>146733004
Italy are u ok?

>>146733004
Fuck you you hoe

>>146732844
what if im you tho

>>146733187
You can't be him, I'm him.

>>146733222
uh oh

>>146733004
That's it, i'm changing carrers to a politician and i'm going to shutter all sport funding in the country and shift it to fucking open-wheeler racing academies
I will print Q Pizzas like you wouldn't believe,
3/4 of the grid will be from central Europe by 2040

>>146733187
whoa
>>146733222
far out

>>146727633
dont rich ppl just have servants they send for groceries?

at one point i wondered this. most celebrities dont live in "sanctuaries" where they can just shop freely.

Björn Waldegård

They should gape worst finishing rookie after every race....

>>146733641
*autistic screeching*

Imagine taking gimi's number (that meant nothing to him). I hope this cunt dies to be honest.

>>146733330
good luck

>>146733854
what's a day car?

>>146733854
Not behind closed doors. On the podium.

please post the sexiest f1 related picture you have.

>>146733898
a car that lasts only one day
>>146733904
um, sweetie, think of the shareholder value. and that's literally illegal at all of the desert races

>>146733870
Flavio's already on it. This guy's career will be over before the summer break one way or another.

>>146733004
*hops on the bandwagon early*

>>146733939
Ferrari - Michael Schumacher

death to hamilton

>>146734054
gasly will drive him off the road once he gets a good look at that hairline

>>146734002
thought about highlighting her, but figured interest would be lost when people learn she's 22

>>146733004
would like to see #4 farah al yousef (KSA) and #42 emily cotty (GBR) in revealing swimwear thankx in advance

also why isn't amna desert queen there and why was young wheldon allowed by his widowed mother to pursue a racing career?

>>146734346
my bad

#42 emily cotty (NZL)

McLaren's worst seasons since 1981:
>DSQ in 2007 and 9th in 2015 and 2017 (all 3 seasons were with Kwablonso)

The power of medshitters

>>146734243
The Dad got them into racing so keeping them in it is keeping his spirit alive

Number of medshitters whose car ranked higher in the wcc than that of the wdc winner in 2024:
>3

numbers
>2

Why is /f1/ so dead?

>>146729933
why did ps3 mess with the wrong people and got himself involved in some serious shit

>>146735036
I killed it

>>146734002
she could hop on my bandwagon if you get my drift

>>146735283
your band uses a wagon? that's so cool

>>146735547
if you had ball cancer and you were going to die but your doctors told you that lopping your sack off would save your life, would you do it?
i would NOT. my swollen, tumour riddled cancerous balls would go to my grave with me

gimi

>>146735660
same, probably. either that or I'd ask to keep the cancerballs to put up on display

>>146728496
I wouldn't know where to watch any of these

>>146736131
all in youtube (apart from FROC that its in motorsport.tv, dont worry its free)

>>146731701
Given his permanent resting bitch face, his complete lack of emotion in any interview and how he beached himself in the formation lap, I don't think even he wants to drive
I think the real sentence here is "if daddy Lawrence wants him to drive he drives, simple as"

>be swedish driver for lotus
>die of cancer
>die of broken leg
it greatly annoyed me that jo bonnier won a Grand Prix because having both your cunt's race winners dying in unusual circumstances for the same team would be noteworthy

>>146736286
>die of broken leg
#justitalianthings

>>146728029
>>146727396
absolutely cursed thread

>>146736341
The Greeks invented making love, but the Italians had the idea of making love to women.

is max taking part in this? or any real driver at all?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQzIc0nVCIE

>>146736365
peterson was TRAPPED and BETRAYED by patrese

>>146736424
it's not really gay anyway if a master teaches his apprentice how to be a man because he's just helping him

>>146736458
Ok Toto.

>>146736436
nvm looks like he is, just dont know which car

did they ever make a second national city?

>>146736596
I know Gustavo Ariel because he pushed me off the track some years ago, I still hate him and I still want to take my revenge

gimi

>>146736854
if you were in a real race you could have gone up to him in the paddock afterwards and beaten him into a coma with your helmet
ah well

>>146737030
If I go to São Paulo one day and see him on the streets I will be sure to punch him

Freddie Slater just won his 1st formula regional race in his first try (ok second but macau doesnt count), just a reminder that he also broke Antonelli record of most wins in a season in italian F4 last year btw

>>146737377
oh right I was gonna post about that race but went to nap instead. think they've got a reverse grid race tomorrow so gonna see what that's like

>>146737572
why there isn't any indian in /f1/?

>>146737475
where's he going?

>>146737625
narnain and karun were too fast

>>146737625
he prefers to leafpost

>>146737633
to Nagorno-Karabakh

Video of Lando crashing his F40 last week

Oh well, guess I won't be able to attend the Austrian GP then :(

>>146738455
f40s have been putting the fear of god back into people recently

>>146738455
they sabotaged his car to try and ruin his 2025 season

>>146738155
based

>>146738455
ferrari should've had him executed for this

Sorry but you "people" are retarded LYING faggots and /f1/'s streak was broken. You aren't relentless and you should be at sub 2k thread laps. Please kill yourselves

>>146738455
F1 cars really do drive themselves don't they. Max could have held it.

>>146737377
Another Ginetta Junior

>>146736424
kek
>>146738455
What an utter shitter.
>>146732025
Lines of code don't mean jack shit.
By that logic early access shit on Steam with a billion lines of jeet spaghetti code would be superior to rfactor.

>>146737030
This is why V8s should be on at an acceptable hour.

https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/why-lawson-could-offer-verstappen-a-new-threat/10689819/

>>146739971
eddnod(2).webm

>>146739576
I feel like a top-class rally driver like Kalle could smoke any F1 driver in a road race situation, Max included.

>>146740574
amx is a well known drift pilot as well

>>146740728
Why is SIR Anthony Hopkins reminding us that Lando Norris is the little spoon?

>>146738455
How common are these occurrences there?

>>146740837
with F40s?
very because the turbo spools up from 0 to full boost out of nowhere. Even Ben Collins (the stig) said its the one car that actually scared him.

>>146740837
https://www.wreckedexotics.com/country/monaco
https://www.wreckedexotics.com/ferrari/f40

For me, its Jean Alesi F40

>>146740929
You're just saying that because of his yellow wife.

>>146738455
Did someone curse the F40 this week? This was another F40 that a service tech crashed in Bongistan in the rain

>>146741113
I thought the British could drive in the rain.

>>146738455
>couldn't save that tiny bit of oversteer
Put me in F1 and I'll outscore that shitter 2:1.

>>146741187
when's the last time a brit won a WDC dude

>>146740896
>Even Ben Collins (the stig) said its the one car that actually scared him.
Did he forget about the Koenigsegg that tried to kill him, or the Furai and Zenvo which tried to cook him alive?

where all the gimi at

gimi + choo choo

>>146740919
wew

>>146742417
kek

>>146742397
the few times I've seen ugo on a podium gave me a lil laugh

>>146738455
KWAB

Day 41 completed

Gimi

everything is still so far away

>>146738455
Who was filming?

>>146745070
Max

>>146745070
motorcyclist are filming you all the time so you should run them down and take your image back

gimi

>>146738455
good riddance imo. putting a giant turbo on a tiny car where most hte weight's on the rear axle should be illegal.

what a shit car and design.

>>146738455
Why did he lose it? Was it really just turbo lag?

>>146745070
me

was it miga? he had one apparently.

>>146746551
Pretty much has to be.
He does accelerate but doesn't appear to be gunning it, the road is bone dry and doesn't look like it has any oil or other debris on it, and he's immediately able to drive it drive it away.
I'm trying to find the original video but even jewgle can't find me the video.
>>146746700
Sutil apparently, I remember an anon also saying Sutil owns a shitload of extremely expensive supercars and hypercars.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/motorsport/12245939/adrian-sutil-monaco-crash-mclaren/

>>146746806
He was also on a huge bump when he lost it though. Watch the camera shake when the guy behind him starts going over the same section in the road.

the meme livery reveal date should be in the OP

>>146746876
>He was also on a huge bump when he lost it though.
What? I can see some very minor bumps and that's it, barely even visible.
All I can find is this dogshit threads video with some shitty remix of Bailando over it.
https://www.threads.net/@landonorris__04/post/DE-r9TTCbqz/

>>146747084
huh... nvm
it was just a prank

>>146747084
>>146747347
Goofy nigga exposed

>>146747206
The road is cracked and raised near the center.

>>146747396
say that to me irl not online and see what happens

>he doesnt scan the road surface and calculate where he'll loose traction
he wouldnt last 3 seconds on our roads

>>146747690
No wonder Lando sucks so much when the track is wet. He has zero scan ability.

>>146747414
That's just those small strips of sealant they use to close cracks, you can hardly even feel them in a car. Though I suppose they probably provide less grip than normal asphalt.
Also I forgot to mention this but he actually crashed it at least >>146575252 a week ago, I have no idea why it's so hard to find the original video.
>>146747640
He's got his indicator on because he's changing lanes and that one ends... The indicator doesn't shut off until he hits the straight because he was in a right hand turn.

YOU WOULDNT LAST 3 SECONDS ON THIS ROAD
CLICK HERE FOR MORE INFO
F1 DRIVERS HATE IT
(arrow pointing at a shit tier road made by AI)

>>146747776
>because he was in a right hand turn.
*left hand turn
the right markers on the road are to alert drivers where the road goes next

DO THIS
(arrow points to my dubs)(check em)
F1

someone get on google maps and screenshot the road, so we can perform an exhaustive forensics analysis

>>146747776
>That's just those small strips of sealant they use to close cracks
Yeah but the road is clearly unevenly raised where that crack runs and again you can see that it's bad because the camera starts shaking when the motorcycle starts riding on the patch. Lando oversteered as soon as he had just one rear wheel on the opposite side of the crack while he had the three other wheels on the opposite side. It was proabably a combination of the road + turbo lag. If the video was higher quality the uneveness would be more easily visible.

>>146748060
In fact watching the video again I can see he loses it the exact moment his left rear wheel is riding on the middle of the crack giving it uneven grip causing him to oversteer.

>>146748060
>Yeah but the road is clearly unevenly raised where that crack runs
Are you talking about the angle of the road itself? Because I still don't see any visible bump at all.
>you can see that it's bad because the camera starts shaking when the motorcycle starts riding on the patch
What are you even talking about? It's filmed from a car...

>>146748430
Bro you're blind af. Lando tier really.
https://www.threads.net/@landonorris__04/post/DE-r9TTCbqz/media

>>146748502
>Bro you're blind af.
This coming from the guy who just said the footage was coming from a motorcycle? lol
You just keep posting the same fucking picture of the same little bit of road sealant.
Regardless, Lando is a shitter.

>>146748729
Do you even have a license

lidf putting in work today

Honestly I'd rather watch some anon talk about twink drivers for 30 minutes then this.

>>146748884
nobody is defending lando

>>146749140
90 bings till FROC race 3 anon

>>146748824
the only crack that's affecting it is whatever you're smoking retard
if I have a question about where to sit on a bus I'll ask you

>>146749491
vpn my anus

>anyone who disagrees with me is the same person on a vpn
holy schizo

ok ok stop fighting
he saw something long and black and lost composure
simple as

>>146749775
get back on it

>>146749933
one of us

>>146749933
I should've kept the screenshot

>>146741113
>This was another F40 that a service tech crashed
Yet another reason to do your own maintenance.
Wrenchlets will seethe and cope but they know it's true.

>>146750106
>Yet another reason to do your own maintenance.
>working on performance cars
you cannot even begin to imagine the bullshit to work on the simplest of things

ran out of drink
i feel like gimi

medshitter post

>>146738455
i would have saved it

https://youtu.be/dhZTNgAs4Fc

for burger anon
thinking about you buddy

>>146753265
thank

>>146753850
youre gonna make it
i believe in you

https://motorsport.tv/nextgen-nz-championship/video/round-2-hampton-downs-motorsport-park-race-3/203773
RACE 3 STARTING

>>146753986
>Arvid Lindblad
wow

damn that was a nice pass for... *checks leaderboard* P15! (out of 17 cars)... Brazilbros its so over

Alright /f1/ tell me why you hate Lawson's new logo since you guys all have your bachelor's in graphic design.

>>146755360
>profile pic is literally the Arsenal logo
good lord
>Ayrton Senna
>Niki Lauda
>Bruce McLaren
I'd say at least 1963

What a neat lil fella

you useless fucking cunts i asked you to do it days ago

how are we supposed to pull twitter bitches when were behind the curve?

I wish Sophia would kiss the tip of my penis.

>>146755192
>>146755689
>>146755806
ABSOLUTELY BASED

>>146755806
do WHAT bruh? I'm over here strokin' my dick

>>146756153
stop shouting its midnight cunt

>>146755841
she's fighting the wall hard
RESPECT

LindbladWinsLol

>>146755192
>L7
I didn't know Liam was this fucking based

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-UOTOqtU0M

where grunge enjoyer argie at

>>146756254
*cracks* *hiss*
FIRST NECK OIL OF THE DAY TIME TO GET LOUD AND SHOUTY LIKE I'M AT THE PUB HAVIN A PUNT

>>146756702
its midnight go to bed you fucking marsupial

keep reaching for the glass but its done
grimi

>>146756841
good post

me testing AT-02 in Sakhir -21

imagine not living on the west coast (I fucking hate it here)

>>146757332
hot singles in your area

me on earth surrounded by everyone else because they're mostly really dumb, evil and gay while i'm not

>>146757482
mood

>>146757332
I do my scientific best to not be one of those "omg california" types of europoors

but fuck me i want to drive a chevy impala convertible along venice beach and an indian scout in the desert

bemnis

>>146757848
>i want to drive a chevy impala convertible
same, but the american boomers who own these beautiful classic impalas will want six-figures for them, even in not so good condition and no low balling either. fucking old cunts, can't wait till they die off i swear to god.

>>146757370
>>146757848
I don't even live on that part on the west coast, I live in the walmart brand version of it

>>146758480
>PNW
grimi Q13 Fox watcher

>>146758480
atleast you've got seattle

>>146757332
I live in the Deep South, not like that's anything better or to boast about since we get raped by tropical storms and hurricanes, but I do like that property is semi-cheap here. Like some semi-dense areas are just flyovers but it's near the mountains so I can't complain. Not as beautiful as the mountains in Rural California but whatever.

>>146758761
>we get raped by tropical storms and hurricanes
They don't do shit unless you live right on the beach.

Ever wanted to know how it feels to have 6,000 volts running through your body?

IT FUCKING HURTS

>>146758758
Seattle is complete and utter shit now finnbro
>>146758761
>raped by tropical storms and hurricanes
m8 before moving to the PNW I lived in the deeep south my entire life. Stop being a bitch 90% of the time it's just spicy rain

really tired of these attention whores

>>146758761
>Deep South
>property is semi-cheap here
>the same region where the majority of the US population lives

DOUBT
O
U
B
T

>>146759384
Oh shit the joke is on ME!
I'm guessing that purple spot in Wyoming is Kanye's large ranch?

>>146757332
*smokes crack and takes a blowtorch to your land*
callete gringo jajajajaja

>>146756819
Just poured myself a scotch. Gunna be a big day i reckon. Do you want one?

>>146759384
Florida is where home insurance goes to die.

liam lawson hospitalized for sudden pollen allergy attack, he's not expected to make it, bee sighted near his location
in other news vettel is slated to possibly replace lawson if he cannot survive this bee ordeal

>>146760342
California too apparently.

NOOOOOO HOW AM I GONNA WATCH MUH F1 ZOOMER SLOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>146760715
Anon...we need the template for cool beetel edit.

>>146761386
use a vpn you dumbass zoomer

>>146761535
i actually couldn't find the original fucked up vettel photo
here's beettel though

>>146761603
...this is truly inconvenient

>>146761585
VPNs don't work on mobile devices you mouth breathing retard.

>>146761728
>VPNs don't work on mobile devices you mouth breathing retard.
What?

>try to pull an allnighter just to fix sleep pattern
>so fucking bored i want to sleep as an activity
F1 races for this feel? Most of 2019 comes to mind

X-Wing mode! Let's R2D2!

goblando is a fucking retard
this gimp really thinks he can be the main challenger to AMD AMX?
kek
KEK
K E K

eternal death to all twinkfaggots rookies in F1
https://youtu.be/zTiOgkkii5Q?si=Et79y8aAW_v721eW

i wish nothing but disaster and dark hours on all e*glish drivers

>>146762269
Is that the dude that decapitated himself in front of a bunch of spectators?

>>146762285
yup
F1 needs this, to make all them dts femoids and faggots leave

>>146762269
He must have lost his mind to try that stunt

>>146762333
kwab

>>146762269
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0FA-RN5j2c&t=274s

fun fact: what's currently happening to asston shartin is exactly what was happening to mclel when kwablonso was driving for them in the mid-2010s

>>146762446
A Honda engine deal, so true.

>>146738455
the car is for the looks mostly or it would be actually aerodynamic similar to track cars like citroen family wagons.

>>146762446
good morning saar

good morning guys, how you doing?

It’s over.

>>146762478
Nope. Merc engine (best on the grid by far)

>>146759924
what kinda? my fav is double black. if i ever move abroad, i'd drink that shit all day. single malts aren't for me.

>>146762895
How is that even possible?

>>146762895
penis is erecting

>>146762909
i've been away from this site and haven't checked her insta since her birthday, and now she looks like a 25 yo whore. what the fuck happened to her

>>146762935
Judging by the swelling on her lips it would appear as though a wall slammed into her.

se on ohi

>>146738455
>turn signal blinking
for me this crash i now even funnier

Reminder that Ferraris are utter dog shit and the only reason why car reviewers praise them is that they'll blacklist you for life if you even slightly criticize them.

>>146763107
To be honest, I don't get modern Ferrari. The Purosangue for instance, is Puroshite.

AMX's struggle

Have I ever told you how much I hate skin doodles and yoga pants?

>>146763107
The moment they decided to put a battery in the LaFerrari it was all downhill from there.
>>146763222
>To be honest, I don't get modern Ferrari. The Purosangue for instance, is Puroshite.
Hope this clears it up

>>146762906
lagavulin it's an islay scotch so it's heavily peated(smokey) so you'd probably like it

business idea: teams and drivers from countries which have a costline on the mediterranean sea are permabanned from F1

>>146763244
I don't think you have

>>146763107
I drove a 488 at Mugello and passed a Gallardo and a Huracan and was absolutely besotted with it. I liked it a lot more than the 720S I've been a passenger in around the Nurburgring.

Here's a random F1 related fact:
I'll be back tomorrow with another one.

Do you ever get together with your friends and talk about hookers? F1 related since the drivers buy yacht sluts.

gimi

OX RACING FUCKING WHEN

ABU DHABI DUH
ABU DHABI DUH
ABU DHABI DUH
HUH
UH HUH UH HUH

>>146763748
>dies in qualifying

The Ratzenberger of Rake

>>146738455
AJAJAJAJAJAJ

>>146763824
he died doing what he loved
(no thoughts, just speed)

>>146763966
JV has only himself to blame.

>>146763858
>so much understeer that the car literally resets itself after spinning out
Yeah, no wonder he shits up every team he goes to

Daniel ricciardo is a cum-addicted twink

>>146764014
>so much understeer that the car literally resets itself after spinning out
You say some of the most absolutely retarded shit.

>>146764078
Nothing to do with Alonso and everything to do with your complete non understanding of over and understeer.

>>146764097
Car oversteered when he applied too much throttle and then understeered because of the Alonso trademarked setup. What is it that you don't understand

Fernando alonso is a understeer-addicted bear

>>146764124
Understeer doesn't move in the opposite direction of oversteer. It's when the car fails to rotate relative to amount of angle applied to the front tire angle.

>>146764242
Wrong. Understeer is when the rear moves slower than the front.

>>146748060
>small bump on the road
Just cut the chicken

>>146764273
SCHUMI

Understeer is what Red Bull would be called if Toto was in charge.

>>146764294
mild kek

>>146764294
Ja, der Unter Stier wir safed by zhe amx again

Whatever happened to Marlboro?

malboro, whatever happened there

We perceive Formula One and Indy car racing as adding, if you will, a modern-day dimension to the Marlboro Man. The image of Marlboro is very rugged, individualistic, heroic. And so is this style of auto racing. From an image standpoint, the fit is good.

>>146764674
The world decided to turn collectively gay and pretend that smoking isn't cool and needs to be banned from being shown on TV as sponsors.

>>146764753
Oh that is fucking lame and gay as hell. I HATE [current year].

last year with tobacco ads, pretty sure this was also the year they banned indoor smoking

*coughs*

just farted

Yeah, Sainz is complete and utter shit

I have an armada of F2004s with Hololive skins, wanna see. I have one for EVERY ACTIVE MEM.

what's your biggest question?

>>146764942
why do I still care about f1

>>146764942
>no edd
Shan't be watching.

>>146764942
why are they gay?

>>146764983
who do you think wrote the script?

>>146764942
why cant I focus on studying?

>>146764848
sainz did it on quali, he had more speed, he still was able to save the car and continue in the quali

>>146764942
how much longer until it all ends?

>>146765018
because all the deadlines are so far away

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bf14q3Qjs1M
RACE 2 IN 12 BINGS

>>146765054
obrigado anoninho

>>146764942
Why is it constantly over?

>>146764674
Vape took its position. Much like cigarettes took cigars.

>>146764942
why do they still let a dirty black cunt race with them?

>>146764479
Lotus 78 let the floodgates open to Team Lotus' own detriment.

>>146764753
I think you are cooler when you are not smoking.

>>146765186
I hate the antichrist.

I hate liberty media

>>146765186
nice moves

>>146765186
dios mio

>>146764942
Why so angery?

>>146765186
worldwide ban when?

>>146765341
Soon.
t. knower

>>146765414
Hopefully in 2 more weeks.

jodi

Global ban on social media as a whole when?

is this true, /f1/?

500

>>146765493
the lamb of god shall not be denied

BAKE YOU STUPID CUNTS

>>146765744
DIY

>>146765429
HOLY SHIT A CHINA AIRJET JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>>146765863
>has been posting itt for 3 hours
>can't be bothered to bake a thread
Too busy working from home I take it.