satan thread

>>146700064
Good fella, Chaim

Katie is a fraud!

not much happening with my stew as yet
thought there'd be some scum coming up
turned the slow cooker on to high. need to figure out how saffron works

>>146700064
My same game multi for Aiava / Collins is already down the pan :(

your subway order
now

Runes year.

DESU Fonseca is not as hate worthy as the literal retards who called him Federer.

Just saw Novak is playing Machac
This is gonna be a Popyrin USO match I can feel it

>>146700080
FAR too much social interaction required for a Subway order . Let me order one thing and then receive that thing, I don't want a 5 minute running conversation about what I want on my 'wich

>>146700094
use the app boomer

Destanee is a stripper's name

>>146700117
Bloody banchod fuck you bloody

>>146700093
Shame she's not sticking around much longer. White looks fantastic on her.

>Check Emma's next opponent
>Swiatek
Wew lad

>AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
>"OI OI OI"
>AUSSIE
>"SHHHHHH"
Our coordination is excellent this year

>>146700080
Only ever get a meatball sub. Rest of the menu need not exist

>>146700144
What's going on here

Kek Nick swearing cause of a code violation and no penalty for the swearing

collins feet

>>146700158
licky licky

You Have No Idea How Much Money Destanee Is Going To Make Me .

>>146700169
elite post

Imagine watching Sinner and not the all Aussie doubles match with Nick and Kok.

>>146700093
She could do herself an injury reaching for shit to autograph. At least at Wimbledon the crowd are at ground level.

>19 year old Vietnamese looking American has a lot to learn
>Name is Learner
Can't make this shit up

thats what you get for being called schoolkate FAGGOT

bananabros... we back in this shit

>>146700183
they're losing though lol

collins is the most attractive girl on tour don't @ me

>"I feel like Diego Schwartzman"
Heh

>>146700183
Why didn't anyone tell me they'd started

Madison :3

must be depressing be the other australians in this doubles and being the home team but getting like half the support
>>146700207
whatever happened to him

>>146700212
Apparently retired recently, had no idea

Collins is a shitter. She peaked and was actually good for like 2 months or so.
100% would tho kek

hmm
>>146700201
didn't she retire

>>146700212
>>146700215

Retiring at Buenos Aires this year.

>>146700201
Sour attitude

Anyone else think Nick's brother looks like Peter Dutton

>>146700201
most unlikable as well

>>146700229
Yes a mix of him and the rock

ear-cupping the crowd at 4-6 1-6 1-3
bold

This Sinner kit is not a Sinner kit
Nike flopped on this one

>>146700225
boo hoo

Uhhh Melbournians??? Our excuse???
>Ayan Broomfield is currently in Melbourne watching her American fiancé Frances Tiafoe compete in the first grand slam of the year.
>The 27-year-old Canadian, who is also a talented tennis player, took to social media yesterday to share how she was not seeing many “women or people of colour”.
>Her video quickly went viral, racking up over half a million views and thousands of comments, with many on board with the importance of her message.
>In a follow up post, Broomfield delved deeper into the topic and addressed some questions her fans had in the previous video.
>“I just made a TikTok about how I was at the Australian Open, I was there to watch my boyfriend play, and I didn’t really see any other women or people of colour,” she said.
>“In specific, black people, but people of colour nonetheless.
>“A lot of people spoke about the heat, not having enough money to attend and not knowing enough black players to support.
>“So, let me see if I can help.”
>Broomfield went on to offer to give out some free tickets if she was able to.
>“If we don’t keep taking up space and showing up, it is never going to get better, so my advice is we continue to come, we be present, and we continue to put ourselves in this room so at some point we feel comfortable.
>“Representation matters.”
>She then highlighted some tennis players of colour that people should be supporting, such as Frances Tiafoe, Coco Gauff, Naomi Osaka, Gaël Monfils, Destanee Aiava and others.
>Broomfield added that her goal was to help diversity tennis events.

>>146700230
Who do you even like bro?

>>146700282
Summit probably

>>146700280
These people are just as racists as anyone else, they only ever see colour.

>we've lost tiafoe
slipped in one of the announcers in an earlier match

>>146700280
>visit Australia
>"wtf where are all the African-Americans???"
Diversity in the crowd doesn't matter at all and it's definitely not going to make a difference to diversity amongst the top pros, if she actually cared she should donate to tennis academies or something

kyrgios looks and feels 39 not 29

>>146700330
there were a lot of brazilian browns there supporting that lad. was surprised, what are they doing in australia

>>146700333
He's been open about how his partying has aged him prematurely

>>146700340
There are actually quite a few in the western suburbs

>>146700282
Ons
Elena
Fabian
Novak
Marin
and Daniil
Aslan
I used to spam Sinner on /tennis/ but then he took drugs so I don't know anymore.

>>146700280
Representation means brown people coming to white countries and replacing them? Kek

>>146700349
You forgot Shelton. You love Shelton

>>146700321
What a fucking cunt, basically shitting on your country's legendary player in his farewell tour. He's mentioned along the Big 3. He is the fourth in the Big 4. Brought 2 Olympic golds, 2 Wimbledons, a USO.
What have you done in your life you stupid cunt? Fluked a slam against the shittiest field possible? What have you done since then? Shoved some ants down your crotch and bitched about injuries more times in your short career than veterans do in their whole career?
What the fuck have you done? You Mongolian looking deranged freak of nature?
Here's a suggestion, get on your knees and take it up your brown ass from king Murray, maybe then you'll deserve to be forgiven.
Bitch

Wait I wasn't watching the "special" Ks
Did they pussy out?

Sending my energy to Tien

>>146700387
The fuck is this? Looks like something you would find on deviant art 20 years ago

Tien was my favourite character I actually based my whole persona around him at one point

>nose whistle CONSTANTLY over the Collins game
Fucking amateur hour. I can't fap to this

>>146700280
>tennis players of colour that people should be supporting such as
Would it count if I supported Raducanu, Qinwen, Kei, Osorio and the like?

>>146700458
I mean isn't white, or pink or beige types of colour too? People of colour is the most retarded saying there is, everyone is some kind of colour.

audience booing collins kek

Danielle doing God's work.

gonna be awkward when she loses kek

based

it is also crazy that at some point a meeting in nike was done & they figured giving that mutt one of sharapovas iconic dresses would be the right move

WWE Heel

>>146700487
They didn't, she buys them online.

how can one person be so based

>>146700488
America fuck yeah

>>146700488
trolling queen, aussie fans got kwabbed

thank you guys lova ya

>>146700496
ahh thought she was sponsored

KWAB

>>146700512
why is she so hot?

>>146700488
Naughty girl. I'd smack her on the arse

>>146700512
>>146700536
a delectably rapeable fillet of a fuckmeat

remember when will ferrell kept coming to the AO for some reason & would do a really forced bit about mispronouncing mcenroe

>>146700387
they always did Tien dirty

I don't know about this Medvedevelopers...

>>146700378
calm down Judy she said she was sorry

>>146700500
Impressive desu. Thought you Aussies could handle the bantz

>>146700512
based karenimal

>>146700587
city poofs can't
especially the ones in melbourne and sydney

Nipping to Mcdonalds, youse want owt?

>>146700575
he does have a tendency of losing first sets then coming back. Did a lot of those last year

Medvedev is such a bald fraud it’s unreal

Tien playing beautifully

>>146700605
surely find anything better than mcds lad. bottom barrel gmo slop

Funny. Schoolkate was over 8 up a set

>>146700605
20 chicken nuggers pls lad

>>146700605
Yeah can I get an Oreo McFlurry thanks

when they're next to each other like this -- and as small as they are-- it looks like they're the same flag and the mexican one just has a fly on it

>>146700632
they both look like shortstack mutts too

who tf names their son Learner

Med is actually finished isn't he.
Can't serve, can't chase balls like he used to, nearly 30
Eto konec

>>146700638
about a foot too tall for my liking, but they're both kinda cute

>>146700280
carrot color isn't being fairly represented by sinner fans either! would someone please think of the statistics and give the hot ones free tickets next to me plz.

>>146700644
Parents who want their child to be a lifelong learner, always curious, always humble, always seeking personal growth

>>146700488
wow so stunning and brave for almost losing to an unseeded who
>>146700542
based

>>146700378
>shitting on your country's legendary player in his farewell tour
Emma isn't scottish she doesn't care.

>thai guy
>this guy
>finn from last year
so med just struggles against asians or what

>>146700655
lifelong student, never becoming a master, always following never leading. seems like pointless pigeonholing to me

>>146700684
You know what they say, you can never stop learning

>>146700684
The wise man knows that he knows nothing

>collins decided to postpone her retirement as she’s struggling to get pregnant due to endometriosis
wonder who's laughing out of her and the young fertile aussie now

>>146700644
His sister is named Justice

>>146700711
Fucking kickass names, I'm jealous

>>146700705
just rewatch the 2022 final where Barty put belt to ass against her

>>146700333
meet me at maccas carpark and say that to my face. winner gets to backseat nearest slampig.

med will throw a tanty then start trying happens every game

>>146700645
It was over before it even began.

>>146700693
>>146700699
these quotes are cute but learner is objectively a shit name for a child lol

>>146700711
justice is not as bad

>>146700064
>Still no eva lys webms
Fuck this gay general

>>146700705
the difference is someone actually wants to get collins pregnant

Medvedev doesn't look Russian; what is he really?

>>146700767
I'd fuck anything I could hit with a shovel

>>146700645
Medvedev's entire existence and purpose was to be the man who prevented Djokovic from doing the CYGS.
it's like a deal with the devil sort of thing.

Kino point, based Learner

Danielle Collins being argumentative at the PTA meeting, blaming the teacher for her child's disruptive behaviour.

Ok this guy's actually playing out of his skin

medvedorks, our response?

>>146700651
When Danielle did the Korean version of the mermaid song they were purging comments and reposts and twits for weeks.

not so easy against someone not 400 in the world

sick of the hate to my boy meddy. Don't think I've ever heard a crowd cheer for him. To his credit though he's probs handled being the villain the best out of anyone in tennis?

Ahhhh he's going to get broken again, when will he Learn

lmao that secon set

he won't even be in the Hall of Fame if he doesn't win another Slam.
Roddick is an exception because he's 'murican.

is he meant to be a villain? I've always likes the bloke
another reason he doesn't feel like a real russian to me

>>146700488
>>146700512
>>146700705
hot
I think she's mentally cracked it after finding out she was infertile last year and made the choice to come out of retirement. Her previous on court interviews show she's not happy to be in oz despite winning. she seemed unusually quiet in that match and let it out at the end. she really wanted a baby but now a scorned no egg woman.

>“Tien was born in Irvine, California to Vietnamese parents. His first name, Learner, is inspired by his mother's profession — a math teacher.[3] His sister is named Justice after his father's profession — an attorney.”
fuck off

>>146700838
Stopping the CYGS immediately puts you in the hall of fame

>>146700839
he is a good person but he's definitely been given the villain title for the normies with all his antics he does mid match (hitting that net camera etc)

>>146700824
medvedev is going to have to learn to fuck tien's rhythm to pull out the win.

>>146700848
can't wait to name my son Laptop Thumber

>>146700848
>His sister is named Justice after his father's profession — an attorney.
What does an attorney have to do with justice?

>>146700845
sad to hear that, I think I have an 80% chance of ending it if I dont achieve having my own children in my lifetime. it would probs be one of the hardest pills to swallow in life

>>146700839
Its like trying to pin "villain" label on a panda or that bear from Masha and the bear.

>>146700870
>I think I have an 80% chance of ending it if I dont achieve having my own children in my lifetime
I don't think you'll need to bother killing yourself if you go your entire lifetime without having kids m8

>>146700845
The female body was designed to waddle impressively, running with it just makes it think it is hiding from rapists the whole time and the womb shuts down.

>>146700848
The uncle was a plumber, he named his son, laypipe.

Can't watch. Does that autism already broke camera or something?

>>146700887
i meant if I discover I'm infertile when I'm young or never make enough to support a family, or unable to find the right wife etc

killing yourself is gay

fetus gen mogs next gen

half of the most revered minds in human history died childless so I'm not too concerned about my progeny
I'd rather provide something actually worthwhile for the human race lol
>m-muh bloodline!
no one gives a fuck, faggot

>>146700918
i agree but not having children is even gayer

What the fuck is this

>>146700933
you should give a fuck about your bloodline, because no one else does

>45 shot rally
Meddy can't catch a break

TWO
FOOT
FAULTS

That sounded scary honestly

>>146700941
you should suck my dick, because no one else does

>>146700892
women take the pill to avoid periods. female athletes do that and run their body down trying to be like aggressive competitive men destroys female hormone production. combine vegan diets, microplastics, vaxx, rise in endo. you have kids with fucked up hormones, gay, tranny or infertile women. hate to say it but the push for women in sports has its purpose.

>crowd calling foot fault
KEK

>>146700952
some fat guy in singapore watches all the camera feeds of feet and presses a button that makes the squealing woman FOOTFAULT noise, lol.

Send him your energy

kino

Based
Anyway gnite

>Meddy throws a fit
>camera doesn't capture it
Every time, it's like they're doing it on purpose

I can't believe Medvedev will be defeated by some fat gook

vedevsisters...

>>146700960
childish response from a child, I hope you change your mind at some point

medvebros this is not good

Medvedev has been finished for like 18 months now

>>146700488
>The bloke in the grey shirt and white hat
Kek

All those L's to Sinner broke him huh?

business idea: we start calling Danielle Collins "The Barreness"

the pattern on meddys shirt makes it look tucked in & he looks goofy

>>146700838
He's had a solid career. One slam wonder shouldn't really apply to him

>>146700838
I'm still mad Roddick never won a Wimbledon.

>>146701089
remember when britpole tried to shill him as the greatest hc player ever

>>146701093
Federer was just THAT good

>>146701093
Agreed. Death to Federer.

if he hadve beat sinner last year after he won the first two sets, winning a slam while also spending the longest time on court ever would have been a nice feat

>>146701064
better business idea: sell them back their failed IVF treatments as Frozen Omelette Drippings, spend time with your kids by eating them.

Paolini is too cute for WTA.

>>146701093
I took a break from tennis after 2009. Brutal loss. Djokovic fully won me over in 2019

writing a play

>>146701064
is the broccoli in her camp her bf or part of the training team? maybe he's a player and i don't recognize him

>>146700933
Most cuck-tier opinion I’ve read today

So tonight there are two fucking doubles matches on 1573 before Mirra's singles? What the actual fuck Australia? Get with the program.

meddy has been hitting shallow as fuck this whole match, basically handing tien the ball on a silver spoon

>kyrgoat retired in doubles
he's just done playing tennis? retirement anouncement when

>>146701175
>handing tien the ball on a silver spoon
Mixing up your expressions, it's platter

would like to see it go to 5, but at the same time,
the sooner I go to bed, the sooner I can go back to dreaming about having a midget gf

>>146701182
Can't replicate match fitness or conditions, so he's going to have to play these tournament matches if he wants to get back in to the game seriously.

>>146701182
wog faggot retired years ago, this was an exhibition run to sell some tickets for the AO

medvedev should probably win this set if he wants to think about staying in the tournament

>>146701182
They retired because Kokk is injured and couldn't serve above 140

>>146701166
I did miss some years, yes but I didn't come back in 2019. I just said that's when Djokovic fully won me as a fan. Felt like some kinda payback when he beat Federer at WB.

>>146701207
he probably mentally retired after the wimby final. sad because he's much more fun than most of these boring pushers on tour

>>146700064
He just need more time

>>146701220
big if true

>>146701225
fed was slightly older in that final back then than novak is right now to put things into perspective

>>146700952
Rigged as fuck.

>>146701236
>he's much more fun than
Sure, if you're a tennis philistine like most of the guys who post in this general.

>>146701236
Nick will be remembered as a tremendous waste of talent due to arrogance & lack of dedication to me

>>146701221
i didn't know kokk retired, thanks

>>146701282
it's funny because I'm a week to the day older than him and I've always been told the same thing -- except I never made millions of dollars from playing tennis

>>146701282
mcenroe points this out a lot

>>146701220
He looks like shit, like he's hungover, he's not winning this, I don't think he is winning anything ever again

What a faggot evading taxes, gets fined in every match. 0₽ invested into tennis schools in Russia

>>146701282
He's a monkey with a serve, what tremendous talent does has he ever had

>>146701280
what players should i think are fun if want to be an enlighened non-philistine like you?

>>146701282
yep

Just noticed Thomas Paul has broken into the top ten, how did that happen

>>146701299
he has definitely been the least aggressive with his shotmaking I've ever seen him, very uncharacteristic

>>146701323
tommy is pure and is only getting better.

>>146685492
I was right again. You love to see it. Gullible hypebeasts btfo.

>>146701307
what do you think he ingested the night before

really meddy losing to ling ling?

LET'S GO LEARNER

>>146701248
I'm aware. I wasn't even a Fed hater by then but I wasn't feeling sorry for the dude either.

MY WIFE

Learner Tien will win the calendar slam this year

very sad performance from meddy but tien has also been playing unbelievable

VIETNAM FUCKING SHITS

>>146701392
we shoulda nuked them when we had the chance now they will conquer the tennis world

NOT SO FAST MEDFAGS

thank you based Medvedev for giving us a game that goes past 1am

AUTISTIC

AUTISTRY

[insert Learner joke here]

>>146701409
>>146701424
Shut the front door, boomshki

if medvedev wins this match, he goes back to my third favorite player on tour rn

Lets Fucking Go

I am so annoyed to see this ugly bald crybaby playing again

>winner of this match plays Moutet
I just want to see Med vs Mouuuutet please

its learner...

>>146701457
He's learning

Can stoppable force get to a decider, or will moveable object wrap it up in 4? let's find out!

wonder what tien is thinking after all that boasting and perfection in the tie-break.

sorry learnerbros

Would be sad if bald retard wins because of endurance. His level is playing futures

Whoever I bet on loses. I use this to my advantage and intentionally bet on the people I want to lose. Today, I bet $20 on Anisimova. I will be betting $80 on Swiatek for tomorrow.

>>146701497
Buy me a Switch 2 with your winnings

What causes this bald pattern, he's bald on front but has full head of hair from behind? Is it stress?

>>146701497
it really is that easy huh

>>146700848
Could be Ace Attorney characters.

>>146701510
Happens in Russia. I studied with a guy in uni which had this hairline at 18

>>146701525
Maybe his frontal lobe is simply huge and he's genius

This slurper is still going on?! HAHAHAHA

>>146701306
>what players should i think are fun if want to be an enlighened non-philistine like you?
It depends on what you mean by fun. If doing silly tricks, acting like an ape and trying twenty times a match to hit the ball behind your back and failing nineteen sounds like fun to watch for you, then I guess you'll keep enjoying le ebin problematic playerino. To me, fun is watching players who give everything and play unbelievable tennis with long rallies and aesthetic shots. Not to mention the tactical struggle, that is also fun. So Nadal, Federer, Alcaraz, Medvedev, Paul, Musetti, Etcheverry, Fils, Bellucci. If you wanted to take a true outsider who was fun because irreverent and unusual in the way he played, you'd have to think of Gulbis.

>>146701544
tiens been playing unbelievable but meddy has awoken from his slumber like nosferatu with one thing on his mind.. vietnamese blood

Feels bad to be Russian tennis fan but I just thought about being tennis fan in Greece and maybe it's not that bad here

it's tien to stop :(

he sending this gook back to the tunnels

Learner is just using this set to buy time to recover his mental and spiritual energies, trust the plan

>>146701595
5th set will be the Tet Offensive

Do you even know someone with name Learner in anglo countries or is that simply translation from his original Viet name?

>>146701583
We'll always have the memories.

>His first name, Learner, is inspired by his mother's profession — a math teacher.[3] His sister is named Justice after his father's profession — an attorney.
lel

>All these Rolex ads.
Fuck off. Why would anyone buy a watch these days?

>"Frances Tiafoe gotta be gambling & throwing games intentionally" - Fans devastated after American's Australian Open 2R exit

Poor Americans :(

>>146701615
Commentators said he was named Learner by his math teacher mother. His sister is apparently called Justice after their father who is a fucking lawyer. Weird af family to say the least.

Thinking of kissing Collins'es butt...

>>146701674
I like my Casio.

>>146701674
Rolex is overpriced and ugly these days. Hard to find a good watch company left.

think tien is cooked energy wise

BASED MEDDY

meds grunts are so retarded it sounds like hes unsure of what to order at the restaurant

finish this shit up guys so i can see what kelsey is wearing today

:)

garn bed fuck youse

As expected Tien took set off and now ready to finalize the deal

>>146700488
Jesus Christ imagine the sex.
She'd start hitting you if you start slowing down.

It's Medvedover

The Russian is finished, all their hopes lie on Zverev now.

>>146700845
when i google image danielle collins bf, like six to seven different guys show up. also she's not infertile, it's endometriosis and it's increasingly common and probably due to birth control and diet not to sports

get med his meds NOW

>>146701859
>like six to seven different guys show up
She's trying her best to get pregnant!

>>146701859
I thought that disgustingly unfeminine brute was having her last season in 2024.
What is she doing here?

>>146700512
My god, would I love to tongue her anus

meddy is only entertaining when he's chimping out and smashing shit up, otherwise he's a fuck boring pusher

>>146701859
>when i google image danielle collins bf, like six to seven different guys show up
she's had more cocks than KFC

>>146701908
Medvedev isn't a pusher

GoGo Tien!

>>146701868
>>146701917
kek

>>146700848
that's cool

>>146700705
Endo means she doesn't enjoy sex. The fantasy is over lads

>>146701960
she forsure looks psychopathic but i would have kids with her

>>146701920
he's a servebot with pusher traits

>>146701996
>Collins said the 290,000 Australian dollars (£147,500) that she will receive for reaching the third round at Melbourne Park would be used on a "five-star trip".
>"Me and my group of girlfriends, we love a five-star vacation so I can guarantee that cheque is going to go towards our next five-star trip – hopefully to the Bahamas," said Collins, who will face compatriot Madison Keys next.
>"We like boats, we like big boats, we like yachts, so we'll post about it and let you guys know how it goes."
Bit cheeky.

>>146701996
queen

>>146701996
cringe, still saying the haters fuel you in your 30s.
black mentality.

*mogs your chinese and eastern european favorites*

gg guys great match and all but if this rolls into mid day sportscenter and i have to watch the gorilla i'm going to be less than thrilled

>>146702026
Poland is central Europe

>>146700488
BASED.

>oz in charge of weather

fucking idiots

>>146701996
>>146702003
she's trying so hard to be le epic girlboss and she just comes across like some bitter old wine aunt
not to mention the level of opponent she was playing, there's a fine line between being a pantomime villain and a demented old slag

fucking rain lmao

Clean it up jannies

towel army!

>>146702085
for free at 2:30am

>>146701996
We love our bants but this just reads like pure salt. It was the same with Draper's press conference after his match with Kokk, the British press made such a big fuss about the behaviour of the crowd and Draper played it up like a victim. Fearnley was way more graceful about it and you could tell that he really wasn't bothered.

Med's grunting is embarrassing tbqh

Fucking rigged Melbourne weather

Ogre

CAM ON TIEN

I dont care who wins, im glad i witnessed this kino match

>>146701996
She was playing on the free courts, only need a ground pass to watch.

>>146702003
OK, we’ll go home to our kids and let you know how that goes.

what a fucking game

Great game

What is up with those serve/ return positions in last point? Lmao kino

This is actually the first deciding set tiebreak all tournament, at least on the men's side

It's over

Tien standing in the middle of the court on 2nd serve return, what is going on

amazing game they can never make me hate medvedev

lel that sign had his name is Russian colours

any good pho open at 3am in melbourne? asking for a friend

Guys please, Learner Tien is as American as they come

Crowd wants the slope to win. Say what you will about Medvedev’s form but the man is a kino machine.

>>146702231
>slope
alright granddad

MOMENT OF TRUTH
LET'S GO LEARNER

All that hype for Fonseca. Meanwhile Learner

He fucking did it

Laugh at Medveded thread

Absolute kino. What a match. This fucking kid

KWAB

based
fuck shitvedev

based Tien

holy shit so based

vietnamese are true warrior people

Fonseca already forgoten lmao

Medvedev out of top 5. Worst performance at AO since 2018

kek even teenagers are mopping the floor with this pusher nowadays

>>146702034
This nigga missed kino for fucking everyday sports center

>>146702248
To be fair Learner is Fonseca's pigeon

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

>>146702231
Slope, as the incline, is called china in italian

TIEN WON :DDDD

*commentator voice* well the learner came up against the Russian philosopher... and tonight Learner Tien has taught Daniil Medvedev a lesson in RESILIENCE!

so ballsy in important points

>>146702273
I don't get this tennis term

Chyna numba won

what are the odds of Medvedev blaming this loss on the aus crowd like he did 2 years ago?

congrats tien

>>146702277
There you go.

lmao he tanked the fourth set so he could go piss

In soviet Russia, Learner teaches you

>>146702314
Heh

>>146702310
Bettors who tipped him to win in 4 gonna be pissed.

>>146702314
lel

>>146702303
Pretty slim. He did this to himself. Or should I say to his inner child.

My theory is Medvedev has extreme motivational issues.

>>146702314
great work here

>>146702310
bo5 is a meme if you look at it through a tennis quality lens

>>146702303
He doesn't care anymore

Also, Med's decision to avoid all warmup tournaments was just bizzare.

Medvedev only accomplishment in his career was to stop Novak getting the annual golden slam

>>146702370
>annual golden slam
He already lost that to PCB

KWABR(Ken what a bullshit russian)

>>146702405
>>146702370
*Zverev

i wasn't expecting that level of zest in the interview. the charm bracelet, the hot pink, the batting eyelashes, the zoomer inflections and consonant elision, his [trainer?] looking on like a starry-eyed boyfriend also in hot pink

>>146702436
i was gonna say, he did sound a bit gay

Love this slam right now exposing all these shitters in the top 10 I could never stand.

>Fonseca
>Fills
>Mensik
>Learner
>Michelsen
Tennis is healing with a much better generation

corr just finished updating thw backlogs

finished wiv the medvedev shidd

what a match


absolutely based

also find it bizarre how medvedev couldnt win that one

i dunno

like there were sustained parts where the tien didnt look particularly threatenin and they were just doin these long inane rallies

also mental how tien basically said he only lost 6-1 in 4th set because he needed to piss and he let medvedev win a game so he could start next set on serve

crazy banter kek

>>146702552
>>146702566
>>146702618
that's crazy!
*walks away and talks to someone else*

>>146702680
yeah?

*stares at the wall*

stew was good

What went wrong

>>146703069
choosing tennis

>>146703069
Too much time with succubi stealing their life force

>>146703069
Not enough semen retention. Grug is a virgin and Sinner makes sure to recycle his gains (and takes clostebol supplements).

>>>/wsg/5787430

.

>>146703069
Daniil has a toddler.
Tsitsi is a toddler.

juniors main draw should be up tonight* **

*if i'm not mistaken
*the time of day depends on your local time zone and can be different

How is Rudd #6 but Hurkek #18

>>146702093
That crowd was fucking awful bro, and Draper taunted them. We were all talking about it in the general at the time.

David Lynch died :/

>>146703835
Don't smoke bros.

>>146703835
dude was 78, come on

like when i was growing up that was average life span for a male

Medvedev you wanker!!!!!

>Trump enters office
>Hollywood burns
>Lynch ded
what a time

Schoolgirl killer from Kill Bill Vol. 1 looks Jewish like Iga Swiatek and Anora actress

>>146704304
Hello Sexy Borsch

Was Danielle in the right or the wrong

>>146704372
The right. Australian crowds in general are worse than children.

Will Medvedev ever win another slam?

I don't even like him, I think he's a prick, but I just want Russian and Belarusian players (oh and Novax too, obviously) to win as many slams as possible to annoy the west so I root for him.

>>146704435
Because they don't care about tennis. Just the annual spectacle

>>146704700
Yep, agreed.
I see it all the time at the horses - most dont care about the races, they just want to get hammered on booze and make arses of themselves

>>146700892
>>146700962
extremely redpilled posts

At least on girls side we have a lot of players

>>146700064
Where did you get this pic of me

>>146704785
What is with Russians and pushing their daughters into tennis? Are they all scheming to marry them off to rich folks?

>>146701996
>"Every person that has bought a ticket to come out here and heckle me or do what they do, it's all going towards the Danielle Collins fund.
>Ending with "the Danielle Collins fund".
Heel promo's good

>>146701996
>>146702093
>>146702142
The fact this is winding up Aussie's is absolutely delicious. The epitome of "can give it but can't take it"

i think emma raducanu can and will beat iga swiatek tomorrow
don't see any solid reasons why she can't do it

>>146705739
I miss Thiem's big hiney

>>146706142
Glowie pls

>>146705804
based

>>146706242
Eva a snack

>>146706242
Her legs look like hot dog casings

>>146705804
She only wins titles when she's sporting a big ass herpes sore. If she breaks out tomorrow, she beats Iga. Like Groundhog's Day

>>146706242
This dumb bitch should add a hyphen its like she doesn't know bathing itself ist ein Wort.

>>146706459
english is flexible
it's an organic, living, breathing language
unlike g*rman

this is why anglosphere #1, bebbeh

>>146705804
0-6 in sets against Iga :)

>>146706580
This

Ah, the third round. Famously the worst round.

Up and at 'em

>>146706836
I want to cummy in emmas tummy!!! And on her face!!!

>>146705804
the reason would be that in her previous 2 matches her opponents have played below par & Anisimova was terrible. Raducanu also didn't play well but was good enough to beat her. So unless Swiatek plays well below par then Raducanu isn't going to beat her. Is it possible for Swiatek to have an off day & at the same time Raducanu play at her top level (whatever that may be) - yes it's possible, but unlikely. It's WTA so that is an added feature.

tennis is super gay lol
you all worship egomaniac wankers
says a lot about this general

I won't (You) you since you're sticking around to see all the (You)s you get because of your ego.

>>146707230
i would eat out and rim this roastie hag american karen whore for days on end

>>146707230
Imagine the Xev Bellringer mommy roleplay we could do together.

>>146707241
Based

>Coco Gauff VS Leylah Annie Fernandez
Battle of the mids in sexo outfits.

>>146707230
why does she look like she's 45, is that why she can't have kids

>>146707259
her "poor" husband later in the night as she drains him of his lifeforce - well until another 10 mins have passed at least & it's go time again

>>146707261
BASED

>>146705008
>you’re not allowed to return the bants, otherwise that means you can’t take it.
Um, OK, cuck.

It Appears I Made A Slight Miscalculation .

>>146707241
youre disgusting

she is rancid

Karatsev

emma.

garn win tmorrow

can feel it


tik tok PIGa

fucking doping troon cunt

emma garn win whole fing

>>146707780
Good post.

>>146707787
Do you ever sleep?

Emma's not playing tomorrow you tards made me check

>>146707813
is tomorrow for me

>>146707230
Ah, so the crowd didn’t get under her skin? Could have fooled me.

>>146707866
she feeds off that energy

>>146707806
of course he does
he was dreaming when he made that post

>>146707838
good enuff innit

Fonseca looks like a male Ons Jabeur.

excited for the juniors

>>146707905
kek

warmed to him

i like this young generation

>>146705804
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3k18PrSSqg
I can think of one reason

>forcing us to watch wta to start the day session
fuck you

two middle aged women knocking the ball back and forth

i am a clara tauson fan today

>>146708488
And that's giving me a boner.
>>146708489
Bet placed on Clara.

>>146707917
i support this post

>>146707756
yes
the dirtiness of it all makes it extra erotic

>>146708404
imagine her pinning you down and pegging you

/Fearnleyfriends/ how we feeling?

shnaider vekic too but i haven't watched sabs yet so sabs it is

>>146708280
This. Its borderline unwatchable.

kwabalenka

Tauson has the chud phenotype.

Her chin and neck blend into each other seamlessly

me thinks sabalenka should be wearing the white nike like emma

somehow pavlyuchenkova and siegemund took an hour to play a 6-1 set

The most unattractive part about Sabalenka is her blotchy skin. Very cheap and quick to have those moles removed and then we would have a somewhat attractive no.1 for the first time since Sharapova.

>>146709004
Her skin is pretty far down the list of things keeping big lenka from "somewhat attractive"

>7-straight breaks
WTA lol. When does Zverev start?

>>146709101
After Lady Di - Donna

>>146708404
>Negative ass
Why are ypipo like dis?

Chances are receding like her chin

Awful match

Crowd thinks it's awful too which is refreshing

>https://www.itftennis.com/en/tournament/australian-open-junior-championships/aus/2025/j-jgs-aus-2025-001/draws-and-results/
it's up!

possible vendy v jonesy r3

badosa kostyuk in a mo

>>146702079
this
i'd still find it annoying if she were playing against someone in the top 10, but i'd also be like ok sure i get it
but sista you're talking like beating a qualifier is some insane achievement. and you almost lost to her as well. lmao.

>>146708489
>ywn be her bf and see this view every day
why even live

Townsend's doubles has already fucked any chance of me watching Mirra tonight, absolute joke to have this shite followed by a men's doubles on a stadium court when there's singles to be played.

>/small cat/ is out
Who will I hate watch now?

on court

>>146701996
lol, Collins is such a bitch

>>146709378
Sabalenka

>very likely pavs v donna r4
dear me. . .

weak chin = weak tennis. sorry chinlets, I don't make the rules

>sabalenka spazzing out when she loses a point
lol

>>146709466
The battle of the fridges

>>146702079
WORKED

Just saw Collins’ celebration after winning… MY FUCKING QUEEN

Tauson would really benefit from not mouth breathing.

>>146701996
based Barreness

Marta a shit

>>146702003
damn, this bitch has no chill(dren)

Vamos!

how has /our girl/ been playing so far?
her games have been to late in the night for me

>>146710103
kek

>>146710109
desire to hand hold increasing

>>146710118
why does a pasta brand sponsor her

>>146710160
prefer pasta over the soap sponsor

Tauson choking this game

>>146710160
because it rhymes

>>146710250
took me a second

it's over

>>146708489
bloody hell

UGLY

>>146709427
this woman just needs to accept herself for who she is rather than trying so hard to look younger and prettiet which she is not

no offence

>>146707464

for me it’s the amount of snake venom in her face