I guess you could say they're ANT-isemitic

Margarine has 0 vitamins and minerals

Is LITERALLY solidified non saturated fats/cooking oil

>>16430036
imagine being dumb than an ant and eating goyslop

>>16429758
kek

>>16429671
They have no social norms the way we do .
They're purely functional.
If I was an ayy, ide say this is an ant planet.

>>16430036
Nah, they really are the smartest beings on this planet.
They can perform calculations in ways we can only imagine.
Ai can suck a fat chode, if you want to get something done, throw ants at it.

>>16430367
>Nah, they really are the smartest beings on this planet.
by weight perhaps

>>16429671
I dont want ants eating my butter. Are you retarded?

>>16429803
If you are getting any significant part of your micros from butter you're already fucking up. Butter and margarine are for flavor and macros.

>>16429671
>if ants are so smart why do they keep falling for the peanut butter and borax trick?
Margarine is designed to be eaten by humans, the texture taste and overall use of margarine is so similar to our senses that we cannot tell the difference.
I am sure there is a way to make ants choose the margarine if we tweaked it for them.

I'll eat the food not covered by ants

On the topic of ants, anyone know why I have tiny ants infesting my unopened dry oats? Is it safe to eat

I thought ants liked candy.

>>16432458
You can't fill a whole deep fryer with butter bro

>>16430906
They got in somehow. Check for cracks and put down borax anywhere they might be nesting.
Ants are perfectly safe to eat but they tend to taste bitter/acrid.

>>16429671
There are 3 dumb as ants who ate the corporate shit and now they are fucking dead.
>>16430882
Doesn't matter, trans fats are poison. Simple as.

>>16429671
Surely ants understand what is healthy for them right, not just... go to whatever looks/smells better.

>>16430589
butter is a really high source of a number of fat soluble vitamins like k2

>>16429671
brb eating a rotten tomato covered in dirt in my backyard
the ants know best

>>16432747
You need 600g (4300cal) of butter to hit your DRI of K2. There are better sources for micros than butter.

ants are interesting fuckers.
apparently a bunch of ants were huddling up on high grounds in florida, like mailboxes and shit, right before the hurricane. its like they could sense what was coming.

one time i was jacking off into the toilet and spilled some on the rim and the ants started eating it the next day.
what did the ants mean by this?

>>16432717
ants are small enough to see food on a molecular level so its easy for them to tell whats healthy and whats bad

>>16430882
Once you cut margarine from your diet for a few months it starts to smell a little like petroleum.

>>16429671
guess i should eat nothing but alginate sugar hydrogel laced with boric acid and neonicotinoid then
i've slaughtered so many colonies with this one simple trick i could fill several trash bags with ant corpses

>>16433009
That's about the amount of butter that goes in to one chicken pot pie so I think I'm good

>>16433011
people think about ants in the wrong way
an ant is not an individual entity
the colony is a single entity and the ants are its neurons
a single ant colony is one organism that has an intelligence level comparable to human beings

>>16433126
false, retard

>>16429671
Ants don't know what's good for them. They act in their own self disinterest. They would receive far more energy from margarine than butter, but they stick to what they're familiar with. I'm sure with some training we can get the ants to act in their own self interests

>>16429671
Butter is unhealthy for humans, sorry welcome to reality, which is not looking at ants
>subjects following the Mediterranean-style diet had a 50% to 70% lower risk of recurrent heart disease,
>butter and cream replaced with margarine high in α-linolenic acid
https://www.ahajournals.org/doi/10.1161/01.cir.103.13.1823

wow i bet those smarty ants that went and sat atop a mailbox did okay in a hurricane, the dumb cunts

Isn’t the reason simply that butter has sugar and protein in it while the margarine is just fat. Maybe the pheromone signal dropped by the ants is stronger with the butter because ants prefer sugar, protein, and fat over just fat

>>16433011
And now they’re all dead

>>16433646
When I was a kid I used to squat on the patio with a rubber mallet and smash ants and pretend we were in a massive war
I’m not a good person

>>16434517
What else can they do, it was a world ending event for them, there was no escape they just went to the highest point they could find to be closer to god

>>16434658
we need to send ants to space again

>>16433126
Thanks, I was worried I was the dumbest person here and I was gonna mention that saturated fats are just alkanes and carboxylic chains

>>16434653
KEK

>>16434360
>muh epidemiological studies
plants are not food for humans, much less industrially made oils
kys retard nigger faggot

>>16430882
Margarine is bullshit. It's naturally grey colored, but they dye it yellow just to trick people into thinking it's anything like butter, when really they have nothing in common. It's not human food, it's imitation of human food.

>>16433124
be careful anon

>>16429671
I can't believe people still eat margarine. It's nasty tasting and also extremely unhealthy

>>16429671
more relatable, you can put an open can of diet coke on a city sidewalk and no bug will never crawl into it

>>16429758
/thread

>>16434328
interesting

>>16429671
Same logic applies to flies on shit?
Fucking retards

>>16438738
vegans are extremely unhealthy themselves

>>16440692
you have to compare margarine shit and butter shit
retard

>>16438738
Transfats are banned in the EU, only americans keep eating that crap.

>>16429671
Requesting an edit of a chud ant. I am dearly in need of it

>>16442108
Big if true.

>>16432657
>trans fats
cla and vaccenic acid are fine
hydrogenation is the issue

>>16442078
no i need to compare human diet to ants preferences
retard

>>16442393
>not subsisting solely on nervonic

ngmi

>>16442108
Its now a decade post-Gamergate and all of the major game studios are struggling and failing. It was a long, bitter campaign, but the tireless gamers and the N buttons on their keyboards ultimately won.

because margarine is poison

>>16448238
average american needs like 5x more vitamins on account of being 5x fatter

Ants are also fascist

>>16433126
Thats bullshit but i choose to believe it anyways

>>16429671
Thanks ants. That's.

>>16430367
They’re the “smartest beings” for their body size, the problem is that their brains are literally too small to do certain tasks.

>>16437857
Nobody says you can't eat butter just limit it to reasonable quantities and use it for flavor mostly. Forget meme monounsaturates just eat carbs.

>>16429803
Bugs contain a huge number of vitamins and minerals. Are you saying we should eat bugs?

>>16454760
Only a complete idiot would suggest that humans should eat bugs.

>>16430882
>the texture taste and overall use of margarine is so similar to our senses that we cannot tell the difference
Imagine being this much of a tastelet.

>>16430589
false,other than tasting good in contrast of margarine tasting like shit, butter is a really nice source of vitamin D, people who eat butter instead of margarine have less problems related to vitamin D defficiency
also vitamins A, E, K

>>16430882
>Margarine is designed to be eaten by humans, the texture taste and overall use of margarine is so similar to our senses that we cannot tell the difference.

Dude idk where are you living but if you can't tell difference in both texture and taste between butter and margarine it means that either you don't have any sense of taste or you live in a dystopia where even butter is syntetic and shit.

>>16456615
back in the old days cavemen did eat bugs and it was fine, eating or not eating bugs is just a cultural thing

>>16457792
>cavemen
lmao this guy thinks cartoon cavemen were real.

Homo habilis didn't invent point rocks to eat bugs. Humans and their predecessors have lived off a diet composed primarily of large game for the past several million years

I eat both butter and margarine. I even mix them a decent bit. Convince me that this is somehow killing me.

>>16459264
My dad used to eat margarine and then he found a brand of margarine thats mixed with yoghurt so now he eats that instead because it tastes better and he can still claim he is eating margarine which he thinks is some sort of moral victory for whatever weird reason. If he could find a brand of butter that was falsely labeled 'margarine' he would eat that.

>>16457792
what sort of bugs anon?
some larvae are pretty good source of protein but eating anything with exoskeleton of chitin is no good

>>16433009
Fucking imbecile. There's no DRI for K2, there's one for K1 but they're not similar nor 1-for-1 swappable.

>>16457734
same with maple syrup, we still can't replicate it in a way decent enough to fool our tastebuds.

>>16429671
ants are attracted to the butter because it still contains protein

>>16434360
>This diet is comparable to that presently consumed in the United States.
so which part of this study says butter is bad?

>>16430906
they’re more likely some species of weevil. they’re gross to look at but harmless afaik. naval fiction is full of sailors having to eat weevilly hard tack during the long months at sea

what about Buttercup Luxury Spread?

>>16429671
ants are after the milk solids in butter.
make clarified butter and they'll ignore it too.

>>16429803
so margarine is basically solidified sneed oil?
grim that our parents had to consume that shit

>>16429758
I kinda enjoy this meme, some good memories with a magical bus

>>16462065
Those weevils probably added a bit of actual protein to their salt shit food

>>16440692
This. I killed an ant infestation by tricking them into drinking honey mixed with laundry detergent

>>16471568
>oh these ants are drinking this glass of coke and not this glass of water, I guess this means the coke is healthier
You shouldn’t eat it any of that processed shit, but that doesn’t make fucking ants an authority on what’s healthy for humans. That’s facebook boomer tier reasoning

>>16469202
And you don't see the parallel between that and letting the goyslop jews tricking you into eating sneed oils instead of healthy butter

>>16475154
That’s an irrelevant parallel since the discussion is concerning the OP’s pic suggesting the ants know best

>>16469049
damn

>>16475361
they kinda do though

>>16429758
CARLOS!

>>16462071
How about you cup my buttery nuts?

>>16429758
lmao

>>16429671
show proof that those other 2 blobs are what they say they are. show proof the ants are even alive.

pretty certain ants can't carry or store butter.

>>16476664
Nobody is telling you to eat margarine

>>16430882
I said it was designed to be similar. I did not say that they are the same.

It was designed to trick people into using it instead of butter.
You could probably do the same for ants if you tweaked it for them.

>>16429671
Those ants were fed dangerous misinformation.

>>16476664
The OP’s pic is about ants apparently being smart enough to not eat poison

>>16429758
kek wow

>>16481754
That is exactly what it’s about. Do you think they’re tying to convey the message that margarine melts faster than butter?

>>16429758
Based.

>>16429671
By this logic you should be eating ants

>>16433124
why the fuck did you leave cum on your toilet rim overnight

>>16433124
diabetes melitus makes it so that you cum and piss sugar
get your sugar levels tested

>>16429758
God fucking bless you Carlos

>>16433011
They communicate with chemical signals instead of language games like people so they are more efficient in terms of survival.

>>16438767
jej

>>16434328
Well then why haven't they mastered tools and built ant technology? Checkmate antheists.

>>16493455
Aaa

>>16432717
>not just... go to whatever looks/smells better.
The entire point of having a sense of smell and taste is to be able to discern what is good for the organism, you brainlet.

>>16493735
See >>16469202

>>16456602
No it isn’t. Nearly every omnivore evolved to eat bugs, not just chickens

>>16492255
>Door ants
>Vending machine ants
They practice a far more terrifying kind of technology. Just you wait until they crave more power over the natural world.

>>16429671
The story I heard was that margarine was invented to feed turkeys and all the turkeys died so now they feed it to us is this true I only use real butter

>>16432475
You can if you use clarified butter much higher smoke point

>>16433600
They say it's one molecule away from being plastic

>>16493736
>intentionally hiding something toxic that the ants would never eat just like that among something natural that they recognize as part of their natural diet
>This totally shows how ants are actually stupid not to eat this toxic garbage I try to feed them without camouflaging it!
Shut up faggot.
Retard.

>>16494084
>intentionally hiding something toxic that the ants would never eat
Look up how they make ant baits retard

>>16493735
Sure bro, that's why people love the fuck out of junk food right.

>>16429758
Move this thread to /pol/...

>>16495749
ants wouldn't eat them if they did that, they probably use butter

>>16495752
junk food tastes awful if you haven't been conditioned to "like" it, same with tobacco, alcohol, coffee etc

>>16501081
Junk food can taste like literally anything, you don’t need to be conditioned to it

>>16429671
This is a great food test all you need is an ants nest

>>16501114
same is true of ethanol, it is an excellent solvent for flavor and odor producing chemicals

>>16478470
or at least not dumb enough to eat margarine

>>16454760
only after they've fattened up on butter

>>16432475
It would be much more expensive than using lard.

>>16432657
Then don't use milk, cream, or butter. Or any animal fat. They all contain trans fats.

>>16429758
Carlos!

>>16505997
gonna be a shame when trump deports this fella

>>16506156
white enthnonationalism requires some sacrifices

>>16429671
jews shill margarine because their dietary laws require keeping dairy and meat separate, so butter can be problematic for them.

I'm not a PUFA bad schizo I like my olive oil all right but margarine is fucking disgusting. If it goes on bread it must be butter. Just don't overdo it.

>>16432475
Trying to trick people into deep frying with butter was a meme I used to shill on /ck/ back in the 1990s

>>16495823
they had janny applications just a few weeks ago, why didn't you volunteer?

>>16434328
Based and Zergpilled

>>16429758
HH

>>16509447
that was you? fuck you man, you owe my mom a new house

>>16430906
how do you know they're in there if they're unopened

>>16509447
Thats a great recipe, one of /ck/'s all time finest inventions

>>16429671
good taste. margarine's only valid us is when you need a fat with a lower melting point than butter to make your formula work, but even then there are better choices such as coconut oil

>>16509447
/ck/ was epic back then before the viral marketing shills started spamming it with goyslop threads

>>16454760
Eating bug causes cancer because of the chitin

>>16517518
Go take a chemistry class anon

>>16429671
Thants

>>16517739
it has long since been proved that chitin causes cancer in humans
https://www.nature.com/articles/srep45751

>>16518607
That’s chitosan, which is not the same thing as chitin. That’s also not in a consumption scenario. If chitin caused cancer then anyone who eats mushrooms, seafood, cashews, etc would be dead

>>16429803
>Vitamin A, RAE 38.5mcg
>Vitamin E 0.15mg
>Calcium 1.4mg
>Iron, Fe 0mg
>Potassium, K 2mg
>Magnesium 0.14mg
>Phosphorus, P 1.1mg
>Sodium 44.3mg
Why you lying?

>>16433124
Who the fuck jacks off as if they're missing into the toilet? What is wrong with you? Were you just staring at the toilet jacking off like some ape?

>>16509447
Is this the mustard gas copypasta

>>16429803
>>16430589
>>16434360
>>16454760
>>16519033
I can't believe people actually out here defending fucking margarine.

>>16519544
>Spout lies
>Get called out
>Y U DEFNED MUH MARGARINEE!!!????!
idiot

>>16429671

>lol that margarine stuff have no actual nutrition. it just tastes good.

Umm. That's the point? Literally no one has ever questioned this.

Ants like butter because they know its more expensive than margarine.
Only poorfags eat margarine, then they cope by claiming that margarine is healthier than butter.
However if you look up life expectancy as a function of wealth you'll see that people who can afford to eat butter live way longer than poorfag margarine eaters

>>16519049
its just a good cookie recipe, you should try it out sometime.

>>16433126
Correct, the other posters who replied to you are obviously humans

>>16430367
If ants are so smart why is our flag on the moon and theirs isn't?

>>16519826
New here? It's been like that for years.

>>16521545
why are you here if you hate this website so much?

>>16522483
In all the years I've been on 4chan nobody has ever been able to give a satisfactory response to that question.

>>16429671
I went to the store today and the goyslop ersatz butter was a lot less expensive than the real butter.
According to the science of economics that means it worse, if margarine wasn't disgusting and unhealthy then they'd be able to sell it for the same price as butter

>>16438712
why was old 4chan reddit tier?

Why would you want to eat like an ant and not like an anteater? We're more closely related to anteaters.

You should be shoving masses of live insects into your pie hole.

Cold Take: You should be substituting both with extra virgin olive oil.

>>16519033
intake of A Calcium and Iron is not gonna be good for you, actually, in modern diet context. Plus, it's a super callorically dense source for everything else, making it absolutely shit for purpose

>>16434655
When I was a kid we'd take our Gatorade bottles and make "ant farms". We'd put a little water in the bottle, a bunch of grass, leaves, and dirt, and then put a bunch of ants in there. Sometimes other random bugs also to see what happens. Most of the time the ants just formed a floating band but sometimes they'd fight for position on grass blades or try to gang up on other bugs in there

>>16438738
Big chains like Cracker Barrel proudly advertise they cook many of their dishes (if not all) with margarine, such as their mashed potatoes.

>>16524113
You have no idea how many times I've seen that logic posted unironically.

>>16524957
Sincerity, something of which has been generally lost in favor of social status where being genuine is a downside. This applies across many aspects of modern society, not just this imageboard.

>>16527787
Projection, just because you're insincere, manipulative and selfish doesn't mean that everyone else is too. You assign underhanded motives to others actions because those are the only motivations you understand.

>>16529335
That is definitely a possibility. My judgement is often clouded by extreme social anxiety and, if my friends and psychologists are to be believed, autism as well. In fact, I thinnk that it is sincerity because I feel that the only way I could even imagine myself saying those things is if I was not confounded by social anxiety (and therefore could be more sincere). That being said, I have heard the topic/issue of sincerity espoused by other people both alike and unlike myself so I can say it has a chance to be the cultural change we are looking for.

If sincerety is wrong (which it certainly could be), do you think there is an alternative?

>>16519544
How is he "defending" it? He's merely posting the truth, after the other poster lied.

The truth is the truth no matter which one you want to choose as your tribal allegiance.

>>16529528
Margarine is unhealthy, it causes cancer. The rate of cancer deaths has skyrocketed ever since margarine was invented

>>16429671
Ant poision works in a way that ants carry it home. Cope harder.

>>16516568
They do it for free

>>16429758
lol

>>16433009
K2 is not measured by the USDA, only K1.

>>16533380
even it if were, their standards of accuracy are so absurdly wide that the measurements are practically meaningless

>>16529351
sincerity but with kindness, do no harm unless you have a good reason with your honesty

>>16534758
This, probably nobody on this board has ever looked up what the legal maximum error range is for nutritional info, but when Clinton changed the nutritional info requirements in the 90s, that was one of the big changes, they get like +/- 50% on most measurements

>>16536878
>they get like +/- 50% on most measurements
so they can pretty much just make up whatever numbers they want to

>>16433646
>alginate sugar hydrogel laced with boric acid and neonicotinoid
Is that the new Starbucks drink? I don't get it.

>>16429758
We could learn a lot from them

>>16509447
I made that recipe and it came out great

>>16448011
This
Sneed oils cause cancer

>>16495823
kys

>>16519033
these are just numbers they print on the label, they mean nothing
you can't heat something numerous times and treat it with chemicals etc and have this amount of vitamins and minerals that are bio available
you're a sheep if you think this or any added synthetic vitamins or even supplements work the same way as naturally occurring equivalents do just because they print text saying it's so

>>16430882
>there’s no perceptible difference
I think the point of OPs image is that there is a perceptible difference and that biological organisms greatly prefer the real food over the mystery concoction.

>>16546171
Ants are known for carrying ant poision into their nest.

>>16453231
It’s “thants” dumbass phoneposter

>>16487351
there's fructose in cum
that's what semen lives off

>>16546171
They don’t. The ants like the butter because it has protein. If you gave them a glass of coke and a glass of water they’d choose the coke, if you gave them a plate of McDonald’s mystery meat and a plate of salad they’d choose the McD’s

>>16548990
why do you presume something with as little nutrition in it as a salad is more healthy than a calorie rich meal? every animal on the planet does as much as it can to maximize calorie intake.
humans are the only ones who have gotten so good at that aspect of survival that we don't need to focus on it anymore

>>16553151
This is one of those messed up things about the modern world. Until less than 100 years ago some food and drink products were advertised as being high calorie, the changeover to the current paradigm didn't occur until about 50 years ago when soft drinks sweetened with "scientific" carcinogens instead of traditional sugar became popular.

>>16429758
Damn it, carlos beat me to the punch.

>>16553151
You missed the point entirely

>>16554839
you did

>>16555926
Nutrition and caloric density had literally nothing to do with what was said retard

Meats are necessarily the healthiest food because meat is what you're made out of.
And if you want to have a healthy brain then brains are what you should be eating, find a good butcher shop, if you can't then eggs are then next best option