Anonymous 01/20/25(Mon)01:32:33 | 24 comments | 1 images
I want to start backpacking so bad but the thought of pooping out in the woods is so scary. Not the actual pooping part but the wiping part, my shids are always so creamy and messy, I'd have to carry a couple rolls of toilet paper, and the thought of carrying poop with me for miles, especially when it's that creamy really smelly kind it's fucking disgusting. I want to also start rock climbing but that's even worse. How do people even do it? do you eat certain foods before going out so you poop in pebbles and not make a mess?
Anonymous 01/20/25(Mon)01:56:48 No.2801162
watch out for bugge
Anonymous 01/20/25(Mon)02:52:58 No.2801165
Anonymous 01/20/25(Mon)08:13:08 No.2801224
noob here, why can't you just dig a hole?
Or shit in a river even.
Or shit in a river even.
Anonymous 01/20/25(Mon)09:40:17 No.2801236
>>2801160
Reminds me of when I was backpacking in Colorado. I never have to shit until like 4 days in. Shit a massive shit on a log. Definitely just shit and bury your tp
Reminds me of when I was backpacking in Colorado. I never have to shit until like 4 days in. Shit a massive shit on a log. Definitely just shit and bury your tp
Anonymous 01/20/25(Mon)10:10:22 No.2801238
>>2801165
I've got bad news for you, bubba.
I've got bad news for you, bubba.
Anonymous 01/20/25(Mon)10:20:18 No.2801242
Anonymous 01/20/25(Mon)10:26:50 No.2801245
>>2801242
drink upstream of the shit.
drink upstream of the shit.
Anonymous 01/20/25(Mon)10:34:25 No.2801246
>>2801245
This.
Mark a shitting spot on the riverbank with some scuffs or stones or deadfall. Drink upstream of that mark only.
Shitting in a river has to be one of the best feelings in nature.
This.
Mark a shitting spot on the riverbank with some scuffs or stones or deadfall. Drink upstream of that mark only.
Shitting in a river has to be one of the best feelings in nature.
Anonymous 01/20/25(Mon)10:34:32 No.2801247
>>2801160
Just dig a hole and wipe your ass with leaves mostly and then finish with a wet wipe and then another for your hands.
Just dig a hole and wipe your ass with leaves mostly and then finish with a wet wipe and then another for your hands.
Anonymous 01/20/25(Mon)10:40:21 No.2801249
>>2801247
This is literally what the river is for. It cleans you as you're shitting. No itch, no swamp ass after.
This is literally what the river is for. It cleans you as you're shitting. No itch, no swamp ass after.
Anonymous 01/20/25(Mon)12:19:20 No.2801262
>>2801160
>I'd have to carry a couple rolls of toilet paper, and the thought of carrying poop with me for miles.
Nobody actually does this.
>I'd have to carry a couple rolls of toilet paper, and the thought of carrying poop with me for miles.
Nobody actually does this.
Anonymous 01/20/25(Mon)16:11:01 No.2801304
>wiping your ass in a slightly different position is an existential threat
wut
wut
Anonymous 01/20/25(Mon)21:27:06 No.2801389
Anonymous 01/21/25(Tue)06:03:28 No.2801438
>>2801160
How long are you planning to be /out/. Foregoing shitting for two to three days isn't hard. Especially if you're active.
How long are you planning to be /out/. Foregoing shitting for two to three days isn't hard. Especially if you're active.
Anonymous 01/21/25(Tue)07:02:54 No.2801445
>>2801160
how the do jeets not piss and shit all over their pants.
how the do jeets not piss and shit all over their pants.
Anonymous 01/21/25(Tue)07:25:08 No.2801446
>>2801160
Don't you have a mutt version of biscuits brown? When you do shit it'll be a brick.
Don't you have a mutt version of biscuits brown? When you do shit it'll be a brick.
Anonymous 01/21/25(Tue)09:47:00 No.2801469
>>2801160
i feel you anon, i am the same but i go out a lot, my solution: kitchen roll and a little water.
wipe with a few dry pieces first, then use a few pieces soaked with water, then a few pieces just damp. one final dry piece to dry off. does the trick for me.
>>2801247
this guy shits bullets and has a bare, hairless arsehole and doesn't understand the plight of us messy shitters.
i feel you anon, i am the same but i go out a lot, my solution: kitchen roll and a little water.
wipe with a few dry pieces first, then use a few pieces soaked with water, then a few pieces just damp. one final dry piece to dry off. does the trick for me.
>>2801247
this guy shits bullets and has a bare, hairless arsehole and doesn't understand the plight of us messy shitters.
Anonymous 01/21/25(Tue)09:48:11 No.2801470
>>2801249
>This is literally what the river is for.
NO IT IS NOT
DO NOT SHIT IN THE WATER YOU FUCKING DISGUSTING SUBHUMANS
that is literally what renders most rivers near towns/cities toxic.
>This is literally what the river is for.
NO IT IS NOT
DO NOT SHIT IN THE WATER YOU FUCKING DISGUSTING SUBHUMANS
that is literally what renders most rivers near towns/cities toxic.
Anonymous 01/21/25(Tue)09:49:11 No.2801471
>>2801445
spoiler: they do.
spoiler: they do.
Anonymous 01/21/25(Tue)17:20:47 No.2801535
>>2801160
use water nigger
use water nigger
Anonymous 01/21/25(Tue)18:11:23 No.2801549
>>2801470
Give him a break. He's probably from India where washing and shitting in the rivers is normal
Give him a break. He's probably from India where washing and shitting in the rivers is normal
Anonymous 01/21/25(Tue)20:04:09 No.2801573
>>2801249
go back to India you fucking retard
go back to India you fucking retard
Anonymous 01/21/25(Tue)20:29:39 No.2801577
>>2801160
i've shit my pants in the woods. shitting on the leaves and using the leaves to wipe is nothing
i've shit my pants in the woods. shitting on the leaves and using the leaves to wipe is nothing
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)07:13:09 No.2801661
>>2801242
Hate to break it to you, but the entire animal kingdom are advocates of river shitting. It's shit water all the way down.
Hate to break it to you, but the entire animal kingdom are advocates of river shitting. It's shit water all the way down.