Anonymous 01/03/25(Fri)12:08:26 | 37 comments | 1 images
>Get invited to an Adventist camping event.
>Not all that excited but I figure I might as well if it gets me out of the house.
>On the car ride with my younger brother and his friends.
>We stop at Pizza Hut.
>Figure I might as well have a Corona since there's no drugs or alcohol allowed on the campground.
>Didn't eat a lot that day so I'm slightly buzzed when I get there.
>Head to our room in the lodge.
>Uneventful weekend. Hook up my Switch and Sega Genesis to an old computer monitor while I'm there since there's no TVs in the lodge, go for a walk, and go to a couple meetings (mostly Adventist propaganda about how great the denomination is).
>Go home early.
>A couple weeks later my brother gets pissed and says I "almost got them banned from the camp" because I showed up buzzed (even though the only person there to let us in was one chick who didn't have a clue I was buzzed).
>I point out the rules only mention possession and they also have a three strikes policy.
>He insists the camp doesn't actually need a reason and refuses to change his mind on it.
>It's been over a year and he's still salty about it.
Anyway the campground is really nice to look at despite its retarded rules. Especially in January when this happened.
>Not all that excited but I figure I might as well if it gets me out of the house.
>On the car ride with my younger brother and his friends.
>We stop at Pizza Hut.
>Figure I might as well have a Corona since there's no drugs or alcohol allowed on the campground.
>Didn't eat a lot that day so I'm slightly buzzed when I get there.
>Head to our room in the lodge.
>Uneventful weekend. Hook up my Switch and Sega Genesis to an old computer monitor while I'm there since there's no TVs in the lodge, go for a walk, and go to a couple meetings (mostly Adventist propaganda about how great the denomination is).
>Go home early.
>A couple weeks later my brother gets pissed and says I "almost got them banned from the camp" because I showed up buzzed (even though the only person there to let us in was one chick who didn't have a clue I was buzzed).
>I point out the rules only mention possession and they also have a three strikes policy.
>He insists the camp doesn't actually need a reason and refuses to change his mind on it.
>It's been over a year and he's still salty about it.
Anyway the campground is really nice to look at despite its retarded rules. Especially in January when this happened.
Anonymous 01/04/25(Sat)04:17:51 No.2798173
>>2798066
why are you gay?
why are you gay?
Anonymous 01/04/25(Sat)05:17:41 No.2798180
>>2798066
Man, coronas aren't the same as they used to.
Man, coronas aren't the same as they used to.
Anonymous 01/04/25(Sat)06:25:45 No.2798184
Anonymous 01/04/25(Sat)10:53:39 No.2798222
This is entirely ridiculous. Why would your brother care about his reputation among them? How could you be visibly intoxicated from a single drink with a meal?
Anonymous 01/04/25(Sat)10:56:45 No.2798223
>>2798222
If your story is true, OP, your brother must've confessed at some point.
If your story is true, OP, your brother must've confessed at some point.
Anonymous 01/04/25(Sat)14:27:27 No.2798245
>>2798223
Then why is he pissed at me?
Then why is he pissed at me?
Anonymous 01/04/25(Sat)14:44:39 No.2798246
>>2798245
because he's a giant fucking faggot baby and you need to beat the shit out of him for his own sake
because he's a giant fucking faggot baby and you need to beat the shit out of him for his own sake
Anonymous 01/04/25(Sat)19:15:22 No.2798277
>>2798174
"sage" in the options prevents bumps newfriend
"sage" in the options prevents bumps newfriend
Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)10:22:28 No.2798380
>>2798277
bump
bump
Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)12:15:52 No.2798392
>>2798066
You're an alcoholic
You're an alcoholic
Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)12:27:27 No.2798394
>>2798392
Alcoholics don't typically have just one drink
Alcoholics don't typically have just one drink
Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)12:32:53 No.2798395
>>2798394
He said he would have had more if he could and just needed to sneak in a beer before going one weekend without drinking.
He said he would have had more if he could and just needed to sneak in a beer before going one weekend without drinking.
Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)13:01:25 No.2798401
>>2798066
>little bro wanted to hang out with his older brother
>invites him to a camp
>older bro can't even go one weekend without drinking
>older bro gets to camp and immediately starts playing video games and barely does shit there
>leaves early anyways
Yeah, I'd be pissed off too, and I have a strong feeling you didn't have "one beer". Your brother wanted to have a good time and you couldn't even try and stay sober.
>little bro wanted to hang out with his older brother
>invites him to a camp
>older bro can't even go one weekend without drinking
>older bro gets to camp and immediately starts playing video games and barely does shit there
>leaves early anyways
Yeah, I'd be pissed off too, and I have a strong feeling you didn't have "one beer". Your brother wanted to have a good time and you couldn't even try and stay sober.
Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)13:35:40 No.2798408
>>2798401
>try to get brother to find god and clean up his act by taking him to a jesus retreat away from drinking and video games
>he drinks and plays videogames anyway then leaves early to go get fucked up
>please stop being a drunk slob and find a woman bro
>try to get brother to find god and clean up his act by taking him to a jesus retreat away from drinking and video games
>he drinks and plays videogames anyway then leaves early to go get fucked up
>please stop being a drunk slob and find a woman bro
Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)14:54:32 No.2798416
>>2798408
Why would Jesus get someone away from video games?
Why would Jesus get someone away from video games?
Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)14:56:28 No.2798417
>>2798408
Also didn't Jesus make a shit ton of alcohol?
Also didn't Jesus make a shit ton of alcohol?
Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)15:15:12 No.2798422
Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)15:28:40 No.2798425
>>2798422
But isn't Heaven supposed to be endless enjoyment?
But isn't Heaven supposed to be endless enjoyment?
Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)15:40:33 No.2798429
>>2798425
A lot of young people mistake pleasure for happiness
A lot of young people mistake pleasure for happiness
Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)15:59:57 No.2798431
>>2798429
I doubt happy people are pleasureless.
I doubt happy people are pleasureless.
Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)20:29:40 No.2798484
>>2798431
The people with the most pleasurefilled lives are junkies and methheads
The people with the most pleasurefilled lives are junkies and methheads
Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)21:01:11 No.2798489
>>2798484
And they're still happier than your Jack Chick or Fred Phelps types.
And they're still happier than your Jack Chick or Fred Phelps types.
Anonymous 01/07/25(Tue)22:40:58 No.2798841
>>2798066
what do you want people to say in response to this thread?
what do you want people to say in response to this thread?
Anonymous 01/07/25(Tue)23:51:05 No.2798866
>>2798841
IDK. Ask the other anons who keep bumping it.
IDK. Ask the other anons who keep bumping it.
Anonymous 01/07/25(Tue)23:56:59 No.2798869
Anonymous 01/08/25(Wed)00:01:58 No.2798871
>>2798869
Nope. I do self bump on occasion but I haven't done it at all in this thread. Anyway the computer monitor I set up has no sound but I used my system's Bluetooth feature.
Nope. I do self bump on occasion but I haven't done it at all in this thread. Anyway the computer monitor I set up has no sound but I used my system's Bluetooth feature.
Anonymous 01/10/25(Fri)20:02:15 No.2799391
>>2798066
No one cares man, give it a rest. And no; this isn’t a bump, any local could tell you how
No one cares man, give it a rest. And no; this isn’t a bump, any local could tell you how
Anonymous 01/10/25(Fri)22:31:08 No.2799408
>>2798484
not really, the people who end up doing that to that extent are usually the type who'd be a petty criminal regardless and otherwise have other psychological problems, and they're constantly fighting with other bums and retards and getting themselves in various kinds of idiotic trouble, it's actually not some kind of optimal hedonist lifestyle at all
not really, the people who end up doing that to that extent are usually the type who'd be a petty criminal regardless and otherwise have other psychological problems, and they're constantly fighting with other bums and retards and getting themselves in various kinds of idiotic trouble, it's actually not some kind of optimal hedonist lifestyle at all
Anonymous 01/11/25(Sat)14:37:36 No.2799524
>>2798395
It's winter camping. Quite possibly the best time to drink.
It's winter camping. Quite possibly the best time to drink.
Anonymous 01/13/25(Mon)03:52:39 No.2799770
>gets visibly drunk from 1 corona
are you 14 years old?
are you 14 years old?
Anonymous 01/13/25(Mon)19:22:50 No.2799909
>>2799770
Anon's younger brother might've just been paranoid and assumed he was drunk
Anon's younger brother might've just been paranoid and assumed he was drunk
Anonymous 01/14/25(Tue)13:06:30 No.2800035
>>2798066
>1 Corona
>buzzed
>thinks his dogshit story is worth 100 self bumps
Where's that fag that complains that nu-/out/ isn't real? Conveniently ignoring this, I'm sure.
>1 Corona
>buzzed
>thinks his dogshit story is worth 100 self bumps
Where's that fag that complains that nu-/out/ isn't real? Conveniently ignoring this, I'm sure.
Anonymous 01/15/25(Wed)00:04:25 No.2800159
>>2798066
Taking your story at face value, you're in the right.
As for the doubters, a million different factors affect alcohol metabolism and drunkenness, it's entirely possible to get buzzed off of a single 4.6% beer.
Taking your story at face value, you're in the right.
As for the doubters, a million different factors affect alcohol metabolism and drunkenness, it's entirely possible to get buzzed off of a single 4.6% beer.
Anonymous 01/16/25(Thu)13:19:28 No.2800368
Mods will ban you for posting about potatoes but this retarded thread gets to stay up
Anonymous 01/21/25(Tue)02:10:45 No.2801419
>>2798184
KEK you got a point. OP what is your BMI
KEK you got a point. OP what is your BMI
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)00:47:14 No.2801627
>>2801419
29.5
29.5
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)00:50:30 No.2801628
>>2800368
Isn't that more food related? Why not just post there?
Isn't that more food related? Why not just post there?