Can you get laid at these things?

>>2788524
Anon, the girls that go to these have more armpit hair than you.

>>2788524
I can. Not sure about you.

>>2788542
That's hot.

>>2788544
It's not really that hot when you see it in person. Hippie hoes aren't the most hygienic things in existence.

>>2788546
Each to their own. I like pretending it's the paleolithic.

>>2788524
I mean, not you probably but yeah, lots of anon sex happens there

>>2788551
same lol! ive tried explaining this to people before and most dont get it.

>>2788585
not for you

>>2788524
>>2788585
That depends. Do you actually go outside?

>>2788580
Do you go to rainbow gatherings?

>>2788766
i never have because i am a pretty much a hermit but have always thought it would be a good idea and would probably meet some people who are congruent

>>2788398
So, is it mostly white people like burning man?

>>2788786
yes

What if I just want to make free love to hippie chicks like it's the 60s

It's a shame hippie festivals have been subverted by LGBTQ faggotry

>>2788786
Is there a problem with this?

I came across one of these things randomly once. You could smell them before you saw them.

>>2788820
And they left a bunch of trash too, right (didn't happen).

>Rainbow Gathering 2025
shitty cia glownigger cult
stop advertising on here
read acid dreams and weird scenes from inside the canyon

>>2788524
easily but its all village bike tier blown out roast beef whores and a lot of them have herpes.

>>2788801
the hippie movement was created by the cia when they introduced the bohemians to lsd. the whole hippie movement is a subversion to begin with. read acid dreams.

>>2789156
I've seen Spenny take lsd and he turned into a hippie alright

>>2789156
every old head on planet earth has read acid dreams. you're a very naive child and have minimal experience with psychedelics. and you don't even know their history.

>>2789153
>>2789161
Tf are you talking about

>>2788766
I went to Schwagstock at Zoe for years until the ATF and the FBI took it away. It wasn't hippie paradise, just a beautiful stretch of Salem, MO.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8_DTVCL3p4&ab_channel=THESCHWAGBAND

Those midwest bros of a certain age and taste remeber those halcion days.

Jamband/fesitval camping is great and it's an experience.

>>2789431
https://youtu.be/SR8p3g_yL6c?si=dpekmpcg54pnVbws&t=1780

>>2788786
yes, but far more wooks and wash outs.
i was at a rainbow festival back in '14 around Medford.
shit was cash, but very, very dirty and the fucking wooks dont clean up shit.
i left early
burning man is far better.
but i miss rainbows open drug use and the super sluts who will suck your dick when you whip it out

>>2789435
You've never been to a Rainbow Gathering. Full stop.

>>2789161
There's a 100% chance that bugs have taken up residence in his "hair"

>>2789438
you dont know

>>2788542
>armpit hair because muh feminism muh soggy knees
puke
>armpit hair because primitivist
mai waifu

>>2789438
Why is it that the single thing that rainbow types sperg out about is when someone points out how much they trash the places they take over for their festivals?

>>2789438
Don't be afraid to call out stupidity where you see it

>>2788524
you can get laid anywhere with a side panel van and some duct tape

>>2789724
You don't actually need that much effort at a festival though.

>>2789438
No YOU stop

>>2789944
>responding to drive-by shitposters
Why do people on this board do that.

>>2790129
Mate, you just did it

>>2790207
Bump

>>2790313
someone needs to go to the jelly school

>>2790313
You have offending me out of your pure retardation Noone thinks you are a cool guy

>>2789151
I didn't mingle or look at their living standards. They were smelly hippies who looked like they never had a shower in their lives

>>2790516
Bump

>>2790516
did you feel like you could have gotten a beejer?

>>2790556
They were living like animals. Gross

>>2790559
Its called camping anon

>>2790634
I camp. These people roll around in dirt and never bathe

jambase.com lists all the cool festivals across the country you can search by zipcode. that's what I use to find shows in general. 2025 festivals will be announced in feb/march

>>2788398
What do you think she smells like?

>>2790654
How can you possibly bathe when camping?

I camp in the high desert, I would never waste water on that

>>2790803
In the desert you scrub your ass with sand

>>2788797
These bastards don't want to tell us since they're hogging all the women

bump you stinky cocksuckers

>>2791342
hippiefu is not for stinky
she is for gentle head pats only, and stargazing

>>2790914
Wakarusa @ Mulberry Mountain in Arkansas is what you are looking for

>>2789156
LSD is for bussheads. DMT is what you want. Especially in a dark sky sanctuary. In your bivvy under the sky. Better if you can do it in a national forest.

>>2790654
>These people roll around in dirt and never bathe
At least this is what you want to believe.

>>2788786
That and one Pakistani guy selling healing Crystals

>>2791992
At least hippies use baby wipes.

>>2792235
When was this? 2000 years ago?

>>2792268
lol pretty much, like in the quran. my grandparents actually raised pigs and theyre relatively clean compared to cattle

>>2791425
Wakarusa hasnt been a thing for 10 years, and i didnt see people fucking. Lots of naked people tho. Best festival ive ever been to, wish they would bring it back

Would I be able to get laid there if im autistic as fuck but alright looking?

>>2793180

do you normally get laid?

>>2793195
No

>>2788398
Has anyone on /out/ actually gone to one of these things?

>>2788398
Fuck "hippies" I used to be all about this stupid nonsense in my early twenties. Ive focused on my own personal growth and career and taking care of my home. I live modest and care about the planet in the best way I can. The "scene" is full of narcissistic dirt bags who put you down for being "responsible". You do every once in a while meet super down to earth, introspective humans. It is mostly filled with druggies and they cant hold a conversation for more than a couple minutes. Hippie girls smell bad, sleep around and often have stds. Do not go for these girls.

>>2793232
>Hippie girls smell bad, sleep around and often have stds. Do not go for these girls.
You say that like you think its bad

They clean up nicely after these, dont let trolls fool you

>>2789929
That's not a good thing.

>>2791560
Is it possible to do DMT alone in the woods and have a good experience if you get intrusive anxious thoughts off just weed?
>t. Antisocial and anxiety prone

>>2789724
it puts the lotion on the skin

>>2789724
Van?

i found a rainbow in my moms boypussy

>>2796030
Did you gather it?

>>2793230
No

>>2796670
Thats what I though. Amazing how many experts we have here

>>2796718
Are you going to the next one?

When is the location for the gathering announced?

>>2797805
No

>>2797805
sometime in the next few months

any of these happen near New Jersey or Pennsylvania or New York? Sounds fun

>>2798900
no

>>2798900
are you the deciduous tree enjoyer?

>>2799739
potentially

>>2788524
>Can you get laid at these things?

I can, you wont, virgin looser.

>>2793232
>Do not go for these girls.
Dont worry anon, those who ask if they can get laid there will never have sex anyway.

>>2799949
At least I'm not a loser

>>2793425
>dirty coochie is good bro
It is bad. You're just an idiot.

>>2800152
How is it bad?

goddamnit this thread is trash. not a SINGLE hippie babe ITT for me to lust over. get your shit together /out/

>>2801075
Bro. This is a bait thread.

>>2801075
be the change you shan want to see anon

>>2801135
No.

Are there titties?

>>2801147
then dont complains anon

>>2801336
No.

>>2801075
from the phamily album

>>2801345
Why are the only naked ones the ones that aren't worth seeing.

>>2801346
right is a cutie