No, I'm gay and I only like men.

>>2780264
ya i took my ex on hike at a reservoir and fucked her in a small cave that had graffiti all over it, was a pretty good day

Took the ex out kayaking a few times, she complained a lot and was slow

Women don't have wanderlust like men do

>>2780264
When I car camp, I do usually bring a grilling platform of some kind, usually propane.

>>2780264
I have but she was fairly tomboyish. Girly girls not really, I sometimes fantasize about being a bisexual cowboy like in that movie.

Yes
She walks slow and looks at every flower, but I'm a fat fuck so it balances out
I'm not fucking her obviously, but I guess it counts as training in case I ever get my shit together and actually approach girls

>>2780291
They also don't have muscles

>>2780331
Fast until you stop being fat.

>>2780264
I did and I regret it to the point where I'd rather not get into details

>>2780264
My wife and I paddled up the lake to a beach that you can't get to by road. Late enough in the season that there only 5 other boats on the lake. Skinny dipping and a blowjob. Nothing greater then watching her boobs float in the water.

Yes because I used to be in a relationship with a zoologist
Once we organized a bird spotting trip across New Zealand that lasted for several weeks, the winner was whoever spotted the most birds but we created a system of points according to rarity of species and a category dedicated to pictures of birds, also with a system of points according to rarity + how good the picture was

Girl I'm dating nowadays had never really been outdoors so it's a whole other story but at least it means I can take her on hikes that are nice but nothing special and it still blows her mind since she has very little experience with stunning landscapes, lush forests and shit

>>2780264
bumping le ebin monthly thread

>>2780475
what did you do...

>>2780264
biggest mistake of my life
cheating fucking whore

>>2780264
Most grils are cowards and unwilling to undergo real /out/ings. The few who are make it worse. I envy the man who can find a real /out/ girl.

>>2780264
it's definitely the booze talking but i really like this picture. can i have it?

you guys are fags

>>2780869
you sound mean

>>2780918
you're gonna die alone

>>2780918
>homosexuality, but with massive amounts of autism
just go fuck/get fucked by dudes, you don't need to involve the rest of us in your weird repression and mommy issues.

>>2780264
took girl to remote desert area to look a massive fault rupture after large earthquake, shoot guns (she almost shot me by accident), try to teach her to how to drive manual 4x4, and wide open nature sex. Good times, except for almost getting shot.

>>2780264
I've been talking to this woman from Ghana about it. Like someone here said, people from less developed nations HUDDLE in the towns/cities even more than us, so I don't know if it's worth taking her if I still know her next spring. But it would be fun for a night, to introduce her to the whitest pastime in the universe. Fucking girls in the trees when they're not used to it is excellent.

Nah, not really

posted this before, a risky move but everything worked out in the end
fun fact: same trip an extremely short stocky jewish girl came along as well and she was fine. actually, the worst companion on a journey so far has been a hike-obssessed dude who got a blister early and complained the whole trip

>>2782615
in my experience wimmin are probably per capita less obnoxious than men on hiking trips. maybe out of a desire to prove they're not weak/helpless/ineffectual/whatever. all the hiking companions i've had that i'd describe as anything less than pleasant were older men

>>2780373
do tell anon

>>2781962
One of the hottest girls i worked with was from ghana and had cute curly hair

>>2781962
I'm taking my Kenyan gf out and she loves it
We haven't done any overnighters yet but just going for day hikes was already revolutionary for her, so do it

>>2780331
For real why are women so slow like bitch I'm trying to hike 40 miles by dark

>>2784059
She started going really fast once it got dark though.

>>2780264
I did this weekend

>>2784059
>hike 40 miles by dark
tell her to swing her hips!

>>2780331
Same boat I've been hiking with some women who I'm not fucking and who constantly stop to look at shit. I don't see them every week so I have time to do my own shit and challenge myself too.

>>2780331
>>2784091
honestly if you're annoyed that they want to look at every flower or cool thing then they are unironically enjoying nature more than you are

>>2784350
This.

>>2784075
incredibly based post in a thread full of 3dpd fanfaction

>>2781962
>>2784011
>>2784022
Quit shilling your globalism in here you kikes

>>2784380
>Globalism
What makes you think I'm not a BANTV king born and bred on the slopes of Kirinyaga though

>>2784381
If you are you would not be simping for the great pink rift, you would be sick of their bs.

women dont like being out, they feel powerless without a man, women only thrive in urban areas

>>2784350
>>2784355
oh i'm not debating that. i'm the one posting about it on a sentinelese spear fishing forum after all. there's nothing wrong with them enjoying themselves and going at their own pace. whenever you're hiking in a group you go at the pace of the slowest person anyway. can't get too mad about that

>>2784350
Can't deny that. She notices thing I never did.
>Look, someone carved faces in the trees
>Look, a deer
Has its perks.

>>2780319
why would you want to be gay when you literally already got a tomboy??? you probably already are gay honestly
>>2780401
is this the move, hit on girls in the nature department
>>2780867
why do they make it worse
>>2781908
lmao retard female moment. it's kind of endearing though

>>2780264
Yup. Nothing like a blow job and a view.

>>2780264
Nope, never. The only time I have been with women out was with my mother but she's an entirely different can of worms which I would rather not open.

Sufficed to say that my mom doesn't hike since our last time because she is a complete autist who doesn't have a grip on her emotions. I do not know enough women as to be able to comfortably extrapolate this to every one of them, but I suspect that women have a deep sense of existential angst regarding Nature. It is as if they consciously know that they are weak, however because of modern propaganda they can not afford to show said weakness and the further they are from society the more said weakness is apparent.

I recently joined a hiker club and I suspect that there are at least a couple of women there. Maybe I will change my mind about them, but the answer to your question is a definite no. I generally try to avoid women at all costs and I can count my romantic interactions on one hand, well maybe two. Regardless I'd never take a woman out hiking because I'd just end up making her feel bad.

>>2783834
Don't want to turn this into a blogpost, tl;dr is I fell in love with this girl, told her I was going for a weekend to hike the nearby mountains, she wanted to join, I told her how I felt and she was still on-board even though she "wasn't ready for a relationship", we met up at the train station and I could immediately tell she changed her mind and didn't want to be there, we then spent two nights and every single minute I felt I was dying on the inside more and more. The whole trip was shit, most of things that could go wrong did. We stayed friends afterwards.

>>2780855
Time for a story

>>2780477
>>2780475
after carefully inspecting the 2 pictures I see no hidden merchant or anything, just some slight differences in the compression

It’s alright if you accommodate her. She’s there because of you not because of nature. Just do an easy scenic route and stop to look at flowers and rocks that look like faces or whatever. And handholding and hugs and reassurance and letting her babble and telling her how nice everything is and scaring her about random things and complimenting her pink water bottle and resting your hands on her shoulders from behind. Best woman hike is to a plateau facing the sun with a short but steep ascent. She can take her Instagram pictures and still gets sweaty enough so that her crotch is nice and steamy when you pull down her pants. And if you don’t like the smelly crotch mist experience then leave her the fuck at home and go hiking with the lads instead.

>>2785564
she fucked the bear

>>2780919
If everything goes according to plan, yes

>>2780264
Yup

>>2787952
Sometimes you fuck the bear and sometimes, well, sometimes the bear fucks you

>>2780264
Yeah, it is what started the downfall of our relationship. A shame if I'm being honest.

>>2784380
Eh she was getting molested by her uncle and cousin so i left it alone. I foolishly thought i was going to marry my then gf.
You are a dumb faget

>>2790238
If I choose e, do I become gigachad or does gigachad show up and help me?

>>2787798
The smelly crotch mist experience is always better with the lads anyway

>>2784075
remember yurus
no wildfires
we cant take another hit like that

>>2790278
Gigachad shows up and [edited] your ass

Yeah, managed to get a level 5 clinger gf.

>Wants to hike, but only likes short hikes (max 12 miles with 3-5K ft elevation gain)
>My favorite hike is a 18 miler.
>She starts off hikes at a snail pace, I like to power through
>She doesn't like to carry much, including food. Which is fine, but then she gave me a huge bag, and then overstuffs it with shit she doesn't need. I get stuck carrying it as a mule. No biggie, but be wise about it. Ex: full size lotion bottle, full size sunscreen. Why would you ever need to bring it?
>She gets cold easy, but doesn't pack a sweater. I end up packing a fleece and windbreaker knowing we will need it at the summit. Then I get to be the cold one because she didn't pack anything.
>Wants to go outdoors, but only wants to visit tourist trap national parks and is scared when we hike alone in the woods
>Acquired my cute little knife...
>Vegetarian...
>Scared of bees...
>20% chance she will hurt herself on a hike

>>2780868
You can

>>2782279
just bring two blankets retard

>>2780264
The only time I went with a woman was terrible. It was my friends and one of their GFs. It was to a fucked place called the Skagway power plant, near Cripple Creek, CO. The guy with the GF said that it was just a 5 mile hike so I thought that would be a nice and easy hike. Turns out that you had to cross rapids using rotten logs and old ropes. We survived, but this ignoramus decided it would be a great idea to tightrope walk on the rotten logs rather then cross the creek with boulders and extra support. We screamed at her for being retarded but she didn't care. She even crossed a log with her BF that was 10 feet above a section that would kill you rather than take the safer part and get wet. Me and my other friend don't hike with them any more because they like shit trails and are basically suicidal.

They're only fun if they're really into you, or you remind them of another guy they're in love with

The ones that are dating you and only half like you aren't as fun at all

used to go hiking with my stepmother occasionally. less complaining than with most men her age

>>2780395
Based.

>>2781962
Don't do it. Before you know it nature will be filled with garbage and barbarism.

>>2790767
You need to make a list and tell her: "This is what you pack."

First time I took my gf out hiking and camping she was fat so she started complaining 30 min in and shrieked at every frog or bug that flew over her head lol. After enough hiking and me stopping her from buying a big gulp every day she lost a lot of weight so we do it every weekend now, it's nice. Still shrieks at every fucking frog or bug though. You think I'd get used to it but no it startles me into fight or flight every fucking time.

>>2793185
you're a faggot they sound awesome

>>2793859
It's not worth the risk. even if it's what, 10% more fun, the downside of fucking dying is not worth it. Hiking is a risk in it of itself but you can always take it to the point of pure stupidity

>>2793185
You sound like a faggot, the chad and his stacey were based.

>>2794132
Nonsense the logs weren't rotton at all.

>>2793185
He probably fucked Stacey Tightpucci in half while you went home and seethed

>>2794245
>spend a bunch of money traveling to some exotic location to hike
>only capable of hiking 8 miles max in one day
Explain this.

>>2793658
My boyfriend is scared of bugs. A big beetle flew in his face recently and he started yelling and calling it a nigger really loudly. Luckily no one was around, especially any of those.

>>2793185
I've done that hike the trail is fine, yea it's not maintained but people use it enough it's obvious, those logs with the handline are fine and you're a wuss. I've continued on down to exit (where theres not really a trail at all) at the bottom near Canon city and there's a slot canyon section with a handline you use to lower yourself into a pool to keep going. Sounds like these other people chose a cool hike and you need to stick to double wide national park trails.

>>2780264
ya the first girl i was ever with, she bagged me.... i tried breaking her neck but just turned her head real fast. but she deserved it she was pissed about the female imagery on the first stone temple pilots album... but it actually all work out shes stuck with a black kid now lol.. such a good fuck tho lots of depakote bipolar

>>2794496
if i could only make that rhyme id be like DB DOOM or MF COOPER

>>2794496
Meds, now!

>>2780283
>/out user having sex
This definitely happened...

My first long term gf was an excellent/out/ companion. We split up almost ten years ago, and I still miss her. She wanted to go out hiking or camping pretty much every weekend.

The one after her was pretty awful. I took her on an easy hike with some moderate elevation gain, and she panicked when her heart rate increased because she thought it meant she was dying. Had her check my pulse, and she thought I was dying too. I was like "the point of cardio is to raise your heart rate, what do you do when you go jogging/work out?" I'll sometimes use strava to track mileage on hikes, and I was looking at a few over the weekend, comparing times, and you could tell which hikes she was on because my pace was cut in half.

Current partner is a bit of a homebody, but is a butt load of fun when I can actually get her out. Cooks me steak on the campfire everytime.

>>2794447
Yeah that is to be expected with the gays.

>>2794866
Haha yeah, gay. Totally.

>>2794447
what a tard
did make me laugh though

>>2794866
on clutch

>>2780264
My wife and I are starting a 4 day hike in NZ tomorrow. Sleeping in cabins and it's mostly fairly well-maintained trail but should be fun nonetheless.
We've done more intense stuff before (climbed Denali and Imja Tse, multi-month stints in Nepal and along the AT).

It's crazy to me that you guys find such shit women to go /out/ with. My last serious gf before I married loved going /out/ and she never complained or caused any trouble. And of the four girls I count among my close friends, two love going out and have done multi-day hiking trips by themselves.

>>2798544
Meant to post a pic of the trail.

>>2790238
I hope it's female (E).

>>2780264
Wife enjoys mild/moderate /out/ings. She's more of a car camping / day hike gal, but recently expressed interest in "trying backpacking". Guess we'll see if she can hack it.. lol.

>>2798544
survivorship bias?
you ran through a minefield and nothing triggered, wow, there must be no mines there

>>2799570
>survivorship bias?
That's not an example of survivorship bias.

>>2790767
>Vegetarian
yikes

>>2794898
Correct.

>>2780264
Yes, we do like outdoors and travel a lot, but cold is a huge problem as her thermoregulation is shit.
Sleeping in a tent was a big problem at first. She cried of cold one night even if it was like 13 °C outside, so I bought ultra expensive sleeping bag for two and it's a lot better, and even better if she press her body to me, I always get earth inner core lava hot.

>>2800995
Why does she look Asian

...

>>2800995
based and lucky my fellow anon.

I was in scouts and a bit chubby but hiking was fun. not as fun as the boat activities as I always found boating to be more fun. but yeah thermo regulation is a bitch, I love the cold as my body runs hotter than a coke oven, so it wasn't uncommon for me to hike in summer clothes and pack layers away for the campsite chilling.

other than sleeping bag, you want a good mattress. air or foam, any insulation is key cuz the frozen cold ground sucks the heat up like crazy.

>>2801260
Maybe because of the dyed black hair? She's not Asian.

>>2801278
I think the body can adapt well to ambient temperatures. Only some people not developed this ability very much, because they live at the same temperature all year round - in a heated house in winter and air-conditioned in summer.

As for the mattress, I have a foam one, but I've heard that the air mattress is much better, so I'll try it this year.

>>2800995
>13 °C
isn't that just normal temperature

>>2780264
>taking a girl /out/

youre gonna have a baaaad time mate

>>2780264
Before my wife I went on a couple hikes with some girls in my lab. It was really amusing how easily I could bully them to go further up the trail than they wanted to go. When we did Bison Gulch I got them to go up a final half mile scree section they didn't want to, but once we got up there they were very grateful. Both hikes were strangely hazardous - one had an extremely aggressive cow moose and one had human traffickers, rather troublesome.

With my wife, our first date was a two night/three day camp out at a campground about twenty miles from her city. She was a nervous girl then and hadn't spent much time with me outside of the lab (my student), so we did the campground as a relatively safe (in her mind, lol) way to camp.

Second date she came up to my city and we attempted a trail and overnight in the white mountains. God said no, the worst fucking rain I've ever seen in the interior hit us as soon as we got across the first creek, after a mile the trail had three inches of water in it, after two miles the trail occasionally dipped into flooded patches of alderjail with water up to my knees. After four miles the rain was positively torrential and the temperature had dropped, she and the dog clearly had hypothermia and I had to emergency set up the tent and keep them both from perishing. After they warmed up and we decided to turn I packed up the tent again, we got about a half mile down the trail and the rain abruptly stopped - sunshine and rainbows. Also very clear tracks about a mile from the truck showing we missed a monster of a moose.

Third date we went for a two night hike'n'camp near her city, was pretty nice, I caught some decent fish.

It continued in more or less that fashion until we had kids. She fell down a mountain the day I proposed to her, which was funny after seeing she wasn't too badly hurt. Experienced some inexplicable stuff in the wild on a few occasions with her. Never boring, certainly.

>>2780264
Other way around; my grill drags my fat lazy ass out and up the mountain as I whine the whole way.

>>2800995
This is a RealDoll. They're pretty expensive...