>>2766674
you get the fuck out of his field? did you not understand the message?

>2766676
youre cancer

>>2766674
>I tried to fuck a horse and now it won't let me get near it to try again.
leave it alone, it doesn't want you touching it, stop trying to rape animals period.

>>2766674
bring the horse some treats.

>>2766677
>[angery horse molester sounds]
lol, leave the poor thing alone.

>>2766674
fentanyl

>>2766674
>chased by a horse
Anon, are you fucking retarded? Go to the fence, let him come to you. You'll be able to work out if he's actually aggressive or if he's playing chicken and you're a bigger pussy than a prey animal. If you're at the fence, his ears go back and he lunges to bite you then just stay out of the field. If not.then chances are he's chasing you because you run away and it's fucking hilarious to him that you're being such a faggot.

>>2766674

Just stand your ground, bitch. It might want to befriend you.

>>2766701
>>2766717
yeah, im gonna sit there and let an animal that weighs 3x what i do run at me to prove a point. retards

>>2767262
>weighs 3x what i do
post tonnage fatty.

>>2766674
>theres a field
Are you in a field that doesn't belong to you?

>https://www.google.com/search?q=average+weight+of+a+horse
>930 lbs
>930 ÷ 3 = 310
>(you) weigh 310 lbs
honestly about what I expected for /out/

>>2766674
it likes you. get closer and stroke its tail, preferably with another guy filming you.

Pointy stick and or knife, stab between the eyes or back of head to kill it

this thread is fucking ridiculous
>around horses never relax

>>2767290
6'1 84kg stop changing the subject
>>2767802
stick could work - do they have a good sense of smell or should an eye poke work ?

>>2768319
>6'1"
>"horse" under 600lb
>getting intimidated by a miniature pony
Ha haa!
faggot.
seriously though, stop trying to fuck farm animals.

>>2768458
Faggot

>>2766674
>city fag sees animal
>basedcry.jpeg
>asks his internet friends how to kill it
You'd get raped to death

>>2768531
just stop trying to fuck farm animals son.

Apple injected with weedkiller

>>2766674
I had a cow chase me once. Strangest thing. I was walking on a dirt blm road. The cow was a little over 100 yards below me grazing. It would run parallel to the road after me and stop whenever I would. A few other cows followed. No idea why it did that. Eventually the cow and the small herd reached the road I was walking on after I was 300 yards away from it. They just stood there staring at me. Was it aggressive or curious?

guardonkey,,,kicksass

>>2773524
uhm what are you doing

>>2773531
bestechnique,,,fortameing equines,,,same asrubing crocodiles bellys whenatt’acked.

>>2773574
What? Sorry, I don’t speak retard..

>>2766674
How about you just stay off the property Jerome?

>>2766674
Either make a spear to combat the beast or leave its lair, you silly little fool

>>2773524
what's with the orange stain on your thumb

Maybe you should quit horsing around!
HEEHAW! HEEHAW!

give it an apple

>>2773610
povidoneiodine,,,getit by the gallonathe feedstore,,, works Greaton open sores, medical stuff., righthand gets glove for sterility.,
,,,,take dead yack( killed by waterbuffalo) to glue factory,,, see horse in pen belly down waiting his turn,,had been abused/smallstall/wetmud/bad saddle sores,supersweet, they were retisanto kill him.,
,,,’howabout we justrade,,,shuffle him knee crawl into trailer,,putin gravel stall,,clean rotten hooves,,soakin meds.,
,,next day hestanding,, month later hear night thunder, thatsodd?noclouds?,booOOOM!, Jacson Roars up!,sniff hand and Blasts across field!!THUNDER!,
,,,monthslater,,,hear truck Screeeeech Stop on road,,,little lady bolting to fence and vaults fence beelines to Jacson,,wraps around him like necklace!!?,
,,year before she failed big investing and had to sell everything,, Jacson to Bad cowboys who abused him.,
,,,nextday showsup with Amazing horse trailer,,,takes him to new home,big carved wood barn with horse showers and Everything!!,
,,,way better then the shack I livedin?!
,lucky boy.

>>2773574
based

Looks like we got ourselves a resident schizo

Don't be pussy.

>>2766674
he just wants to play

You have alerted the horse.

bitesyour,,,fingersoff.

>>2766674
brown hands typed this

Yummyfingers.

Dearfriendies,,,, Angelswoopin,… carry them High toseethe World made perfect.,
,,,,, God,,, thank You for ALL!,
,,, hors to comforthe dungheap me.,
,,,,,, and when its myturn,,,,, send Horses!

>>2779243
Buckskin bestskin
I miss you big guy :(

>>2766701
This is not true at all. I hate these creatures so much you don’t understand. I think they’re fucking regarded but they do possess an uncanny ability to trick and con. I’m not even being funny. The horse could get to the fence and act all sweet and innocent and lure OP into the field and then suddenly switch up and attack him. I’ve had similar things happen while working on a horse ranch as a kid. Fuck face acts all playful like he wants to be pet, lures me in. Slowly takes a step back every now and again but acts all into the pets and rubs like it’s happy, until I’m too far into its stall then when it thinks it has me suddenly stops and drops the act and tries to chomp the fuck out of my hand. I was too fast and it creeped back into the corner of its stall and glared at me and every day since it would do this, just glare at me whenever I was in sight like it was plotting like it remembered. When I would have to feed it he would not so subtly hesitate and attempt to do it again and then get almost pouty when I wouldn’t buy his act and go back to death staring me. If he was out in the field so I could clean his stall he would come to the fence from 150 feet away and just stand there watching me. He only did this shit to me. To everyone else it was a super loving horse.
There were other asshole horses but they tried to bite and kick everyone and didn’t try to trick anyone.
There were even donkeys who would fuck with me but they were playful about it, biting my jeans at the bottom and trying to knock me on my ass and laughing, or stealing my broom and trying to run off with it so I’d chase them and play with them.
This horse, Shadow or lightning or whatever the fuck it was called, it was an evil cunt who knew exactly what it was doing.


I would not trust a random horse I didn’t know just because it acted friendly. They’re usually stupid animals but sometimes you’ll get one that’s scary intelligent.

>>2766674
Poison it, seriously the easiest option, hollow out some apples and fill them with poison

>>2767262
Lmao bested by a herbivorous farm animal.

>>2780631
>trespassing in field
>"oh no a aminal"
>poison it
Faggots like you are why cletus should shoot strangers who get lost on sight.

>>2780687
thepoison.

dont

>>2782126
dot

>>2771769
One of my favorite ever memories is riding a motorcycle up a mountain in Ecuador and coming along some local cows in the road. One bull and four gals, bull seed me and starts trying to dig feet to charge, instead he Scooby Doo runs in place and face plants. I drove away cackling like a mad man

notranny,,,areal BOY!,will killyou,,,or defend you from Grizzzlys!?,
,,,the gelding tranny in the back willwatch you get chewed up.,
,,stallions arerare,,,balless is the fashion.

>>2766674
git gud

>>2771769
I had a herd of about couple dozen run toward me after I whistled at them, imitating my maternal grandfather while visiting family on his dairy farm. I was 7, and ran to the porch of their farmstead without harm. I really like cows, but regard horses in general as evil, abiding their time and opportunity to pulverize your nuts with a random, tremendous kick. Indeed, even when driving past certain horse pastures, I can't help but think of Satan, when I see them.

>>2785450
damn

eatfingers!

>>2786580
Howdy Bacon.

>>2771769
I'd say the cows are kept at a ranch feeding lot part time.
The get nearly tame after a month or so of getting fed some super tasty and zero effort hay oats n shit.
Then the get loaded up and dumped out on a blm state parcel of land miles wide and long for some months when it's green, spring summer fall.
If the see a human out somewhere they are like
>Oh now you come to see us you mf
>you better have a few bales of tasty alfalfa or bathtub full of sweet oats in your pockets or your not leaving here alive
This is typical for farm and pastured animals like horses cows sheep etc.
Human = feeding time
An easier time than wandering around foraging and feeling starved 24/7

workingas,, ranchdog,,,paysucky,,,24 hourdays,,but i gotons of wood in winter!,
,,,herd of 20 minidonkeys,
,,giving outastey McDonalds fries!,THEY LOVEIN IT!, back when bacon greese., Fighting insues.,
,,,,then i made a TERRIBLE mistake,,
,give half a chicken nuggeto donkey,!,?,!,
,,,,,donkeyseyes rollback,, primal Carnivore Genes ingaging?,,can see the canine teeth grow like a wearwolf,,butits WEARASS!!.,GOES NUTSON MYASS!!,

,dont give tendys tohorses,,,,ordie.

Black walnut

Blessyou,,,All!

>>2773917
aneurysm?? also happy for Jackson

You're scared of a lone horse? You aren't fit for this world. Just avoid it if you're so frightened by it.

When it asks "how do you do" you know to gtfo

>>2784417
Thats hilarious

numbers 22-28,,,
The donkey is trying to save Balaam's life by not allowing him to go towards the angel of the Lord,
,,,trustyourass.

>>2766674
You're a pūfter for sure. That's the only explanation.

When I went down to Virginia there were wild horses on the one part of the AT that i was doing. I was ambushed by a rabid male horse who kicked me down and proceeded to try to rape me. I can never look at horses the same way ever again.

>>2791395
Single scariest thing I've read on this board

>>2792022
Were they the little ponies in Grayson Highlands? I haven't done AT yet but I heard they can be kind of aggro. I hope I get to see them next year

gun

>noo we can't own guns!!!1!!
gun
get a gun

>>2792022
Take it like a man. You are horse property, little ape.

>>2792392
>gun
>>2792393
>get a gun
thiso,,,true.,
,,never knowhen youride will break aleg,
,,,,,orworse,,,tangel in the barbwire,,struggle powerfully,,, slicedup.,
,,,,,,,,Bestoftimes,,close,,,nowending.,
,,,we Ride Again heaven,,,pullgun,,
,

Establish dominance

MerryChristmas.

>>2796284
he looks really concerned about your life choices

>>2796442
yesssss!

>>2766674
Sneak right behind it, lift its tail, and jam your finger up its ass as hard as you can while standing dead still to really show it who's boss.

>>2780562
>t. the main character of ted hughes' short story the rain horse
>https://thelondonmagazine.org/the-rain-horse-by-ted-hughes/

They want scratches

>>2799571
thatsnotscratchs,,, need to DIGIN!, lean intoit!,get right over the spine and SSSSCRATCH like a lepard.,frens forlife.
,,part of my ranchdog job was 'gentleing Large animals and when the Zebras learned itall isaw of them was Butts!,
,did you knowzebra sound is Backward donkey?,
,,WEEEha,,WHHHHEEEha!
,ahweeeEEEE!,,ahWEEeeeeEEE!