Getting real tired of these simp posters

Blasting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F35SxT1IYzA

BLASTING

>>125121617
Orange cats are autistic

Speed, Death, Heavy, and Thrash metal are all chud-tier slop. Not listening

Someone was asking for essential JDawg metal.

Tfw constantly get into fights and people keep attacking me. Metal for this feel? I’m probably going to be killed soon, my whole community hates me

Easy listening, party time OADM (only aesthetically death metal). Not a terrible thing, it is entertaining. But it's not death metal in a meaningful sense. I get the weiner-dawg is a Deicide fanboy, but calling the latest Deislop AOTY is a stretch even for him.

>>125121616
frogchads ftw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzLOxBQxhp0

Listen to more Melodic Black Metal.

>>125121632
>jdawg charts
He likes 10 bands and constantly talks about them, he’s a fucking poser. I’ll make one
>mortician
>deicide
>repulsion
>cradle of filth
>attic
>possessed
>cannibal corpse
>krisiun
>centurian
>profinatica
>exhumed
>he mentioned he likes that political rapper guy, something McDonald I think.
He’s just an entertainer, his taste is dog shit

>>125121653
Already do.

>>125121658
Forgot king diamond and sadistik intent and carcass

Smoked all my weed, drank all my liquor it’s (s)ober

>>125121658
The rough and tough stuff.

>>125121658
how can he like profanatica and cradle of filth at the same time wtf

My cat has more rough and tough trve metal spirit in one claw than all of you have together

SOULLESSNESS EMBRACED? YEAH, YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN!

>>125121744
What does that even mean? lmao

Ragge > Japanese pop > metal > everything else

>>125121636
such a shit album cover, could have shat it out in ai then gave it to an actual person to design. Also how many fucking albums about the same theme can one man create?

>>125121783
Kek

This kicks the ass of all your gay death and black metal shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6k1nQq2jOA

>>125121811
The chick on the left looks like my grandma

>>125121811
meh

>>125121811
bruh look at these doodz

I have Everything Is Fire cued up (might check out Of Fracture and Failure some other time), but these demos are pretty good. Technical death metal with a mix of brutal and traditional DM influences.

This bitch was hot

>>125121653
way ahead of you

>>125121851
Name? Address? Shoe size?

Varg is gay and has AIDS.

>>125121912
She walled like 30 years ago. Lol. Girls don't even look like this anymore.

>>125121929
What’s her name? I have a thing for post wall women

>>125121945
>I have a thing for post wall women
u wot

>>125121945
D'arcy Wretsky

Women belong in metal but only if they're hot and caucasian (exceptions can be made for the occasional Azn goil but don't let it become a habit).

>>125121957
I'm only into blonde women

>>125121956
Cheers
>>125121950
Older women do it best and it’s lucky for me because not many guys like em

>>125121972
You're a naughty boy who enjoys milk and cookies, aren't you

>>125121956
Damn it, she ruined it with plastic surgery. Why do people bother fighting aging. Just exercise occasionally and eat healthy and you’ll most likely look yummy

>>125121978
God damn! Forget the cookies I’m just wanting milk!

>>125121982
Lol, I think it's harder for women because they don't age well.

>>125122005
>they don't age well.
I thought we established that I like older women. Beauty is subjective my friend

>>125122014
No, you just have subpar taste and a likely oedipal complex.

>>125121607
>posters
>s
its one tard

It sounds like a lot of seasoning and condiments on a thin meal.

How's edible anon? What ya listening to?
>>125121618
Picrel
>>125122110
Haven't been here for a few days, why are you fags jizzing over this album?

>>125122122
>Haven't been here for a few days, why are you fags jizzing over this album?
I haven't been either (involuntary /mu/ vacation), I just thought I'd try some Ulcerate and asked in the last thread if EIF was good. Don't even remember what spurred it.

what's the best Dying Fetus album?

>>125122183
NTA but for me EiF is kinda something or nothing. Every time I listen to it I forget about it right after.
I'm not the biggest ulcerate enjoyer though, everyone came buckets over Stare Into Death and I also found that underwhelming, I only like The Destroyers of All really.

>>125122187
Good question. I say the last one, whatever it is. They only get better.

>>125122194
We're all faggots here (ONE OF US).

Which one?!

Metal up your ass!

>>125122657
IN THE CRACK OF YOUR ASS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JRVQeQLu1Y

ulcerate are beloved here

Real metal is butt fucking your gym buddy while you talk like macho man randy Savage. Who's with me???

>>125122710
Real metal is when men cry and express their feelings.

>>125122704
Only if you're a dissotourist, which is actually worse than being a proper dissoshitter.

Liking any other Slayer album more than Reign/South/Seasons is the most tryhard contrarian opinion possible

And pretending that Megadeth is somehow better is even more criminal

>>125122758
Show No Mercy is quite literally their best

>>125122724
That's worse than the one I posted.

>>125122758
>>125122793
Hell Awaits is their best, retards

>>125122758
My favourite is South of Heaven but FOH if you think Seasons is better than Hell Awaits!
>>125122797
Right, let it out yaar.

>>125122793
literally not even Slayer

>>125122758
Megadeth has 1 perfect album, and other albums with good songs. Dave said he was jealous of Stone Temple Pilots when they toured together, because STP didn't have to play metal. He's a bit of an odd guy, Dave.

>>125122819
exactly

>>125122809
A real guy would rather get beat up than cry in front of ppl and be emotional. You were raised by hippies.

Metal inside your rectum and also metal jerking off your cock and drinking the cum

>>125122838
Uh huh. And how does that make you feel? We're here for you trans sister.

>>125122826
You cannot have a "perfect" Megadeth album if it features Dave's vocals, and they all do.

When Dave Mustaine says
>don’t ask what you can do for your country
>ask what your country can do for you
Is he being sarcastic or earnest?
I really can’t tell

Obituary - Slowly We Rot

>>125122905
Dave is a communist that's why he said that

>>125122905
More likely its just
>remembers the original quote
>"huh cool quote"
>"i should invert it to be totally clever"
and that's it

thrash metal? more like trash metal.

>>125122940
It is admittedly a pretty cool lyric tbqhwyf

>>125122873
The rape song goes hard though. Dave was stuck singing about aliens in the Hangar and ww3 while STP were straight up telling their fans they were going to rape them, and THAT'S metal..
>>125122881
Stop projecting. You guys want everyone else to be trans, instead of enjoying your niche genre of weener women. Like 1% of trannies are cute on some level.
>>125122902
You get used to it, I used to cringe listening to him sing and still do sometimes, but that's part of the thing of being a Megadeth fan. Cringing a lot.

Death - Leprosy

>>125122749
>ulcerate
>disso
based earlet

death metal? more like deaf metal

RE
SPEK
WALK

>>125122964
Not really.
Unless you also think "My lifestyle determines my deathstyle" is an epic lyric like Metallica did.

>>125122993
based and pre-AIDS-pilled

>>125123006
If you don't think that is literally the coolest fucking line ever you can WALK ON HOME BOYYYYYYYY

>>125123006
>"My lifestyle determines my deathstyle"
Name a more epic lyric. I dare you.

>>125122999
How is Ulcerate after their demos NOT dissonant death metal?

>>125123015
Thank you retard sister.
Try using your ears instead of regurgitating some basedjak's opinion

>>125123019
Easy
>My love, why do you hate me?
>Grandpa, why did you rape me?
>My eyes, why must you rain?
>When you know it won't stop the pain?

>>125123019
I AM THE RAPING NIGGER

As a New Zealander I do not like ulcerate but I am happy a band from my country is being discussion on a world wide forum

>>125123035
Thank you single digit IQ trans sister with no hearing capabilities

>>125123015
>>The band's sound has been described as "nauseating, disorienting and gleefully disharmonic", and is characterised by extremely technical death metal with extensive use of dissonance, time signature changes, and complex song structures
Never listened to Ulcerate but this does not make me want to listen to them.
>>125123050
What about Diocletian?

>>125123019
>"My butler wipes my ass for me, while I burn $100 bills and"
They were so done by the time St Wanker was made. Trying to recapture their tuff guy metal sound, after Kirk did his gay impersonation tribute to Dave Navarro.

>>125123019
>>125123047
WE'RE SO FUCKED

>>125123063
>Diocletian
They’re based but haven’t done a tour here in a long time. At least ulcerate shows some love to the nz scene. I feel like Diocletian kinda turned their backs on us to get that euro money

>>125123035
>I don't like it therefore it's not my pet genre
>-sister
Yep, it's him. Go jerk off to Adam Kalmbach or something.

>>125123073
SHIT OUTTA LUCK

>>125123019
"GO!"

Alright now

>>125123061
Thanks asshole now I gotta listen to that song!

>>125123019
I VOMIT ON GOD'S CHILD

Gimmie fuel
Gimmie fire
Gimmie that which I desire
Ough

>>125123104
You can cry and post as many fagjaks as you like, you are still the only person who doesn't think Ulcerate are dissonant.
Imagine having a meltdown over being wrong this hard lmao, sad

>>125123110
unironically a good song

"This is huh, wow!"

>>125123081
I actually like them very much, thank you posersister

>>125123127
unironically a bad song

>>125123121
Agree

Shall blast shortly. The static barrage almost makes sense when you listen close.
>>125123104
>heckster descends to jakposting
grim, dismal even.
>>125123121
Correct.

>>125123138
You're a bad song, you fucking guy.

>>125123088
fpbp /thread

>>125123155
You do know what fpbp means right?

Adulthood is realizing that Load/Reload arent so bad after all

>>125123148
do NOT call me h*ckston
based blood enjoyer thoughbeit

>>125123161
So true retarded trans sister.

>>125123161
Something great about Metallica looking like fags and rolling around in shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRV9uPr4Dz4

>>125123172
You are actually more pathetic than him, impressive.

>>125123172
Alright my mistake.
Blood the band? That's not Blood, it's Enmity.

HE
IS
THE
PAINKILLER
THIS
IS
THE
PAINKILLER

>>125123188
this is, once again, unironically a good song. Jaymz carries this hard.

>>125123161
The most important rock albums since Led Zeppelin I, II, III, and IV

>Metal Tracker is down
Bros I don't feel so good.

>>125123148
>PINGPINGPINGPINGPINGPINGPINGPINGPING
>DJUNDJUNDJUNDJUNDJUNDJUNDJUNDJUN
god this shit is hell in the best way
why does the captcha want me to listen to Dodheimsgard?

>>125123208
Who is he referring to? Someone gay perhaps?

>>125123242
Think he's talking about the poppers he does before taking it in the ass

>>125123160
based newfag

>>125123161
Hard rock albums that thought they were being alt-metal.

>>125123194
I know that's you hector

Load/Reload are country albums.

GIMME FUEL GIMME FIRE GIMME DABAJABAHDIAH

>>125123294
Meds, mate.

>>125123228
The jizzy blood poop album covers really nailed the vibe.

>>125123299
but thats not a bad thing

>>125123188
Hetfield in a wifebeater is a certified vibe

>>125123299
everybody should make a country album
it's never too late

>>125123326
Didn't say it was.
>>125123336
So true 2009 9gag meme sister.

>>125123258
Respect. Halford can get it

>>125123355
Halford can get it IN HIS ASS

>>125123369
Correct

We are in the presence of mongrels who confuse idiotic death metal with true dissonance. Next they'll say that Varg isn't gay and doesn't have AIDS.

The king and his crown

>>125123338
True
https://youtu.be/724lETBkhBA?si=sJ-uwyUe8uu0GOiA

He is wide open for you.

GOAT!

Varg is gay and has AIDS.

>>125123430
Correct.

Varg is pansexual and takes PrEP.

>>125123299
I like this song more than anything from Kill Em All and I dont feel shame
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FKYsUEuvIo

Need gf who doesn't post here

>>125123448
imagine showing 1983 James this video

>>125123475
there are no women on this website

>>125123488
they're here and they're heckin' valid

>>125123488
Only women post in /meal/, newfag.

>>125123484
Show him the bank account after and I doubt he'd fucking care

>>125123475
I would totally date a /meal/ girl... for about three days before I realize she doesn't have a single marble or fastened screw left in her mind. Then I would try to ghost her and pray for my life. But maybe we could listen to tunes together before all that.

Varg is a Jew.

>>125121616
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKNp8py73rk

>>125123540
Eh.

>>125123148
I think this album is subconsciously nauseating me, because out of nowhere I just threw up in my mouth a little. Fuckin' sick.

>>125123573
That's just your terrible diet, lard ass

Varg made some good albums in his late teens/early 20s and have been riding the coat tails ever since. I have far more respect for artists who survive the long run while making good shit (halford)

TAKE A LOOK TO THE SKY JUST BEFORE YOU DIE
IT'S THE LAST TIME YOU WILL

imagine if Varg killed himself after killing Euro
or was mortally wounded during the fight and bled out

>>125123603
He DID die. The Varg we see now is a clone. #Vargisdead #Farg

Flouis fachect

>>125123661
It's true. I seemed him (to death) in the 90s for releasing such whoresonish diapershit.

My hair is long, my merch is worn, my LPs are played and my beers have been drunk

>>125123657
Another contender for "/metal/ posts to put on a plaque"

Holy crap Lois, it's Varg!

>>125123684
>My hair is long
Homogay here.

>>125123704
Long hair doesn’t mean you are gay. It can mean many thing but for me it’s a call to the wilderness and to many ancestors. My hair looks glorious and I am sorry that your hair looks shit. It’s probably for the best that you keep up the fade and/or buzz cut

>>125123730
>Long hair doesn’t mean you are gay.
Incorrect.

HEIL DEMO HAMMER

Tfw have long hair because I’d like to head bang

>>125123733
You seem upset and like your heteronormative identity is in danger. May I suggest meditation and/or medication. I hope that helps

>>125123755
May I suggest a haircut and sex with women?

Medieval kings had long hair as did the mystics as did the plethora of metal heads pst and present. Let that shit flow brothers

>>125123767
I would never ever do that
sex with women I mean, but I could probably use a a trim

>>125123767
Women quite like long hair. It is the insecure weirdos like you who find it offensive

>>125123769
>let that shit flow
I'll be sure to when I take my morning water closet sesh.

Noooo is that long hair on a man??? Nooo my dad told me it’s bad and my teachers at school said it’s bad. Make it go away, it’s too upsetting

>>125123779
You sound very insecure about your gay haircut, lass.

>>125123792
>it's about rejecting muh heckin social norms!
its not the 70s zoom zoom, you just look cringe
simple as

>>125123793
I’m not insecure in the slightest. I am who I am and anyone who tries to tell me how to look can get fucked. I survived high school with long hair, I can survive adulthood

NOT having long hair and tattoos is metalpunk now

>>125123792
Your dad and teachers were right. Bet you have a job as a fluffer.

>general sucks so bad that not even H shows up anymore
grim

>>125123813
stunning and brave! you go anon

>>125123810
Yet it upsets you. How curious. It looks like us counter culture bros still have some unfinished work to do

>>125123826
This is still 100 times better than when he does.

>>125123822
Idk what a fluffer is but I don’t see what my job title has to do with me having long hair

>>125123830
>long hair is counter culture
you can cut off your dick and become a woman now, no one is offended by long hair kek

>having long hair still upsets normies
Classic, I bet most of you have a Logan Paul gen alpha hair cut. Embarrassing

>>125123834
considering it literally cannot get worse besides when that bleep spammer comes here i would doubt that

>>125123837
Don't deny it I know you're a fluffer.

>>125123840
>no one is offended by long hair
This thread proves otherwise. Men are supposed to have long hair, it’s beautiful and glorious. I’m sorry your genetics are so shit but I can’t help you with that

>>125123849
imagine not having rizz
couldn't be me

>>125123855
Ok, keep up with your delusions schzio, I have no idea what that means but I’m glad you are so comfortable with your delusions

>>125123871
Whatever you say fluffer.

>>125123779
>Women quite like long hair
They like it as a curiosity. Generally they're not interested in you and your extensive knowledge of Indonesian slam-death.
>>125123810
Isn't what is considered "cringe" a social norm?

Noooooo short hair = boy
Long hair = girl
You can’t keep upsetting me like this! I’m m crying in to my pillow and screaming, are you happy now? Barbers need money too you know

>>125123883
it's cringe aesthetically nigga

why do metalfags act all tough yet they look very effeminate?

>>125123887
men and women both look better with short hair.

>>125123883
>They like it as a curiosity
Good enough for me, I do t really car what women think anyway. I have long hair because I like it. If I’m ever caught with slow taper fade and a supreme shirt I’d kill myself

>>125123900
based Watchtower sleeveless

>>125123887
Lazy fuck. Get off your fat ass and get to the barber before mom cuts off your allowance.

>>125123894
Why are you so Concerned with male aesthetics, are you a homosexual?

>>125123925
No thanks. I’ll have long hair until I die. I’m sorry you don’t like it but I’m not trying to attract you anyway

>>125123900
LARS IS GAY
ROBERTS GAY
KIRK IS GAY
BUT THE GAYEST IS JAMES

>>125123915
>posts woman in clown make up
Uhhhh sure thing buddy. I’ll make sure to buzz my head

>>125123915
imagine the smell
>cheap pisswater beer
>pall mall ciggy
>fresh acrylic paint
>wet clothes and B.O.

>>125123931
>are you a homosexual?
I don't have long hair, no.

>>125123953
Dont talk shit about Jamz

>>125123915
I cannot get over how our resident simps in this general have such fucking appalling taste in women

>>125123969
Yes no gay man has ever had long hair. Very observant of you, your iq must be in the 200s. I’m very impressed

>>125123968
Stop anon, I can only get so erect.

>Fags are trying to making having long hair into a gay thing
Grim

2bqh it's pretty gay

>im attracted to men with long hair so it’s gay
I suggest looking within and seeing why it’s such a gateway to your late t homosexuality

Now there's a haircut you can set your watch to!

Bald = straight
Long hair = gay
R/iamveryintelligent

Bros why is Halford hair short?
I thought all gay men have long hair? I’m so upset and crying and screaming

>>125124033
BEHOLD, SYNTHESIS

>>125124033
This but unironically.

>>125124030
>reuses to elaborate further
actually he became a professor and wrote a book

>>125124041
Bisexual

>>125124041
Jed Simon was dangerously handsome back in the day

>>125124041
KEK
is devy bi?

>>125124030
literally fucking who

>>125124042
May I suggest reddit?
This website may be too nuisanced for you

>>125124062
>nuisanced
begone eslthot

>>125124060
OUT

>>125124070
*flicks me long hair and kisses you*
Ok we are both gay, now what?

>>125124081
you bend over and I cum

>>125124098
did she at least play Ehnahre to set the mood first?

>>125124103
uwu

>>125124107
No, she picked Portal instead because she's a fucking pleb

>>125124098
intersectionality Is real and valid

>>125124074
>"hm no one seems to give a shit about this band, I wonder why a /mu/tist would shill it this hard"
>Nationalist
That'll do it.

>>125124138
The music is great and I don't know Italian.
>>125124144

>>125124155
thanks for sharing

Good morning you loveable retards

>>125124343
its literally noon

Snorre ruch

>10 active kpop gens in the catalog rn
Jfc have sex virgins.

>>125124467
what's Yeji's favorite thrash band

>>125124474
Jute gyte

>>125124474
Megadeth?

https://youtu.be/1KCu2MLMcPA?si=pFQ-ArTqbso1wVSl

You're all trans and you jerk to korean girls. Kys

>>125124252
If I was Metallica’s drummer I would eat only 5 pancakes a day

>>125124596
lmao rent free holy shit you fucking faggot

>>125124600
https://voca.ro/1fo5KABM8LU6

>>125124531
so?

LMFAOO

>>125124668
don't lewd Neige

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pmp6RfZfe4U

>>125124666
https://voca.ro/1bxaoNiUoZ5R

>>125124531
No
Yes

Neige is a genius.

>>125124668
Neige is FtM tranny
It is known.

>>125124942
>an FtM tranny played the drums on Aryan Supremacy
Trannies are based now wtf

Any bands/albums/songs like MDMA - Emmure?

Something hard with some dreamy vibes?

>>125125869
Why are you linking your own post though

>>125125869
varg haters are brown? what a surprise

>try to funnypost
>it backfires
metal for this feel

>>125126064
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ikgxbrzmt0

2 tracks in and I feel like I just got BRRRRRRRRRRRT'ed

>>125126272
for me the most overrated band of all time

>>125126460
well I just got nuked right here
https://youtu.be/Z4kZK71gPyk?si=8OPAeSdFDei6QUM2&t=81

>>125121616
This one is a bit silly.

Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might

>And destruction upon the holy man
>Who hails a jew

>>125126816
it's not gonna be long before we're literally flooded with AI generated albums everywhere

Adam "Jute Gyte" Kalmbach has passed away

>>125123052
What's this guy's problem

>>125127017
Dissonance makes you like that

>>125127063
>>125127063
>>125127063
NEW

>>125126564
drugs suck.

>>125127034
Dissonance rocks.

>>125127065
Too early

>>125127092
Shut up Zaz, don't you start shit with me

>>125127097
What?

We love terrible threads here