If you can't get a job in the current economy you're a retard and should kill youself

Full RTO finally implemented. It's a mad house. Not enough desk space. People sitting on the floor with their laptops. Bathrooms are backed. Already heard someone drop the hard R during a spat near the coffee machine. Just chaos.

>>103998185
big if true

>>103998185
just bring your gun to work bro. this is america

I don't have the energy to type it all out, so have a tldr.

>Newest member of MSP
>Have to visit a client onsite
>Co-workers laugh and tell me good luck(?)
>Get there
>All Indians
>Everything stops, goes silent and stared at when I arrive like a Western
>Have to replace a switch
>They are working on it when I arrive
>Getting commands wrong "show 192.168 address interface" etc
>Whatever
>Replace switch and copy their laughable config across
>Ask to use restroom before I drive back
>2 stalls, no urinals
>1 is completely blocked and there are multiple shits, from more than 1 person floating in there
>Other has shit on the toilet seat itself
Never a fucking gain. Why do we need more of these for tech jobs again? I never took the time to ask or figure out what they actually do, it's not networking or plumbing I can tell you that.

How to deal with favouritism at work? Other colleagues are kept in the loop and I am the last to know anything, often being allowed to drop their main duties to "work" or "research" things, meanwhile when I ask my manager to approve a holiday I have been on seen for 3 days. Leaving isn't an option as the job market here is hopeless, I check daily and no openings.

>>103998327
sorry anon, you should find a nice campus to neteng at. MSPs are shit.

Any anons swap low pay, low responsibility for high pay, high responsibility? I am in a low paying role, pretty safe and I am not micromanaged (until my manager dies or leaves). My fear is moving into another role/team where I am micromanaged to death and the manager is an asshole. Guess I determine this when my manager eventually leaves? He's pushing 60.

>>103998350
>Other colleagues are kept in the loop and I am the last to know anything
that sounds ideal to me, id rather everyone ignore me completely
>meanwhile when I ask my manager to approve a holiday I have been on seen for 3 days
dont ask, tell them you are going on holiday and they can submit their meaningless approval when they have time

>>103998350
Your coworkers don't like you. Based on your description not only are they unwilling to help you, they go out of their way to avoid it and exclude you. More often than not in these situations you are the problem.

>team I think we should do X
>"nonono that's not how we do things I don't see why"
>six months later they do X
love being junior

>>103998185
>I had to..........come........to work...........AHHHHHH HELP ME NIGGERMAN
pathetic and none of that happened

FUCK TRUMP

>>103998894
o i am laffin

Senior engineer here. how's the job market for my type? no Im not that old but 15+ years tenure

>>103998894
You're not even good enough for McDonalds. You are going to die, sir.

>>103997841
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emXbPe86UVs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emXbPe86UVs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emXbPe86UVs

Fuck I did it again. I let the thing turn into some big emotional obstacle and crumbled.

Now my boss wants to chat. I'm definitely getting fired. I'm not even worried about the money, I have enough of that. I just hate how people act around me when I'm unemployed.

>>103999445
What happened?
I'm also struggling a bit and can sense the spiral coming

tranny / tranny repper from yesterday here
thats it, im done, i cant take this anymore
every day hurts so fucking bad my chest is aching i cant breathe right im crying my eyes out and i feel like im going to have a heart attack
the 52% meme is real theres nothing you can do if you get the tranny mental cancer youre fucked if you troon youre fucked if you dont, theres no cure
fuck this shitty dice based life
see you all in the basilisk torture hypermatrix

>>103999659
do a backflip

>>103998894
Reddit is seething over this but what the fuck do they expect?
$36 trillion in debt about to go exponential and they just want more and more spending. Total insanity. How much spending does it take to turn niggers into productive white people and trannies into real women? Apparently $36 trillion wasn't enough. Do they have a price tag in mind? What will it take?

>>103998894
don't worry we're replacing the restaurant jobs with h1bs too

>>103999751
the amount of money spent on federal employees isn't even close to the amount of money spent by the government on entitlements. You could cut all defense spending, fire every single federal employee, and you would still be almost a trillion dollars in deficit every year.

>>103998116
they could smell the stinky weeb on you

>>103999659
as long you are alive the chances of positive change are bigger than absolute zero.

>>103999659
sorry sis
not too late to find god

Not sure if to go with azure or aws

>>103999614
I had to deal with some auth stuff. There wasn't great documentation and it turned out I didn't have permissions but it was hard to tell if it was my code or things like that. The tools are incredibly ergonomic so everything was really tedious and I already was really struggling emotionally (I was in the wedding for my childhood crush who I never really got over.) It was too much and I fell over.

>>103999774
A trillion deficit per year would still be a huge improvement to the trillion deficit every 3 months or whatever crazy shit we are currently doing.
>cut all defense spending
>fire every single federal employee
Sounds good to me

>>103999807

AWS...is not being trusted for some reason. I don't have solid source at all is something I heard in...a hallway in the "office".

Do with this information what you will. I wish you the best.

So what's the deal with immigration to the US for skilled AI roles like mid/senior data/ml eng? Complete hiring freeze? Apply to some US company and hope they'll fly your ass out of the EU? Kill myself?

>lunch interview with a local company
>tried to pressure me into drinking with them
>only relented when i said i had to drive to a doctors appt after and do bloodwork
>everyone else got completely shitfaced
>a couple already smelled of booze coming in
>by the time they started doing shots, they had asked me a grand total of 5 questions, only 1 of which i was allowed to finish without being interrupted
>they made constant snide remarks at each other and ranted about the company
>ate pretty much in silence as they aired their dirty laundry and talked about how much they hated their jobs
>at the end, they asked if i wanted to join
>said id think about it and gtfo
ive never seen anything like it before, it was like they were all salty greybeards but none looked to be over 40

guys I'm in the middle of cameras-on, 1-hour standup and I've got a serious case of the coffee shits

>>104000155
stopped reading at the third line (im drunk)

bros how do we get an alcoholic job

>>104000396
easiest chat 'brb' of my life lol what's wrong with you

>>104000450
Based. Drink water.

just solved a problem I've been banging my head against for a week and a half HAHA while eating dinner working overtime. beautiful epiphany moment where it all came together at once and I hammered out the thing in like 30 minutes and I'm watching it succeed with the stupidest grin on my face
fuck bros this unblocks me so fucking hard just imagining the progress I'm gonna be able to make with this shit tomorrow is making me giddy
best feeling on earth

what the fuck I just learned that java devs don't even use FOR/WHEN loops anymore, it's all "streams" now...

If I take a server racking position at a tech company, would I have a good chance of eventually getting into the engineering department at that same company? I have a bachelor's in comp sci.
This is for SuperMicro.

I've had a couple tell me that they'd rather call me or do in-person meetings because they say I'm like scarier or meaner over text. Does anyone have that issue? I don't think I type meanly. I mean, I feel like I type the way I talk.

>~100 computers have various versions of bricked office 2010 uninstallers
>sccm stuck because it can't uninstall these with the uninstaller
>a lot of them are remote workers who can't bring their laptop to the office
How would you automate a fix for this? No powershell cause my org hates us.

>>104000822
lolno

This is awful. I'm going to just do farming.

my boss called me a keyboard warrior. why don't they fire me if they don't like me this much.

>>103998894
>not being a national security chad
ngmi

>>104001206
write a sternly worded email

>>104001214
Uh anon...

me writing a starboardly worded email

>>104001226
what the fuck is wrong with your screen?

>>104001261
Nothing, just resizing crops in paint fucked it up

Being the singular competent white guy on a service desk team full of retarded jeets who don't know what an IP address is is so fucking frustrating because I get treated with the same seething disdain and skepticism by our clients as the jeets when I know what I'm talking about I want to KILL

>>104001416
>me being the only tech on the team with a degree and some experience
>have everyone constantly calling me for easy fixes instead of googling their answer
>all feels better when users are happy it takes me 20 minutes to fix their shit instead of 2 weeks
>giving me my own facility to run IT support for
I think I'm on the fast track for a sys admin position too

>>104001444
What makes me so fucking insane is they can't retain anything, and as you say they NEVER look anything up, so no matter how many times I tell them things they still have to ask every fucking day how to map a network drive or fucking assign a group in AAD or whatever, and every one of them claims they have a degree from IIT
Also EVERY single KB needs to be written 1000% unambiguously with 0 room for interpretation because if there's any room for interpretation they'll pick the most retarded path possible Every Single Time
One of our clients' offboarding KBs says "set the password to a random value, you don't need to document what it's set to" and they interpret this (universally, every single one, every single time) as "set it to whatever you want, and document it if you want to" instead of "scramble the password and don't write it down"

>>104001512
We have KBs that lay out every single step, every single keystroke, and I still watched one of the guys miss steps and immediately go to call a vendor because their system isn't working. I told him to hang up and walk me through all the steps, and was hailed as a hero for knowing how to navigate directories with fucking command prompt.

yeah ok helpdesk guys just put the ticket in the bag

>>104001547
I just don't get it man. One or two of them that's come through has been good, and they hate the other jeets even more than I do. They laid out the whole thing for me, like, "the ones coming over here, most of the ones on this team, they're all from shitty villages and they went to school in a room with like 100 other kids and sat on a dirt floor, you can't expect too much from them" but holy fuck screen your applicants!!! They're stupid like animals, just no mind behind the eyes at all, no thoughts, no capacity to make logical leaps At All. Genuinely maddening and deeply disheartening to deal with every day.
I really gotta jump ship to a new org because they won't let me out of this fucking team because I'm the only one keeping the scant few clients (we've lost more than 50% of our clients in the last year after they brought in a jeet as manager,) that haven't jumped ship because they DIDN'T PAY FOR RETARDED OFFSHORE JEET SUPPORT onboard.

>>104001621
Our help desk only makes our jobs harder lol. Anything that can't be resolved by restarting a computer gets shot into our queue. They also install completely different versions shit than we do and it regularly fucks up users computers.

>>104001226
that's policy. people in policy are screwed. if you do IT and your job falls under national security you're invincible. also no jeets.

>>104001712
Yeah that's basically the rest of my 12-man team. We get so many complaints about bad escalations, because they can't figure out something as simple as "printing doesn't work on the guest network" and will escalate that to the client, or to our managed services team, and nothing gets done about it because racial nepotism because all management are jeets. It's so fucking embarrassing to be associated with this.

>>104001806
Haha we get pages and escalations for tickets that don't deserve them all the time, shit like hitting ok on a pop up window before data entry and shit like that. Had one ticket today with three pages all a minute apart for a non-issue.

>>104000396
If you have to ask this or anything like this. You are just ill prepared for life. You are not going to make it anywhere at anything. It's over.

I also don't understand why jeets lie so much, and are completely resistant to all criticism. Any time they do anything wrong it's a whole buck passing exercise where it's the boss's fault, or the client's fault, or the user's fault, or etc etc. They are incapable of just being wrong and learning something.

>>104001992
in their tiny head, if they are wrong enough times then their green card gets revoked and then they're sent back to bangalore
if they liked india so much they would be there themselves

>>104001992
its dey culture

>>104002124
Unironically I spent my first 3 years in tech trying to figure this out, like, trying to say it must just be some cultural thing I don't get, it must just be something I don't understand, but it's just pure retarded asian face-saving dogshit, their culture is mind poison

Anyone else here had the idea of making anti H1B stickers and placing them randomly in hopes of educating and scaring normies?

>>104002154
dont lump the rest of asia in with those subhumans

>>104001992
one of the strangest things i ever saw in school was a second gen jeet have a narcissist meltdown when a teacher gave him a bad grade on a paper. he was instructed to do something simple and instead wrote a manifesto rambling about nietszche and shit. he argued with the teacher for 30 minutes and stormed out of class after saying "i know my writing is DAMN good for my age." it was surreal.

>the monday.com janny roastie messages me on slack once per day and asks what I'm working on
>just started
is this good or bad?

>>103997841
Codefags BTFO'd
I drink and breathe electrical engineering
Born to wire
Software is a fuck
Fire em all 2025
I am copper man
100,000,000,000 dead backend

>>104002419
shge wants yuou to rape her

>>103998116
You'll hear back from them in about a day when they swear subjugation to god emperor trump & stop not hiring white men

>>103999774
yeah cause the healthcare budget thats going nowhere's like 4 trillion dedicated

>>104000822
What a fag, server rackings the ultimate job position. You get to:
1. Never talk to anyone
2. Factorio but with wires
3. Spend all day in a warm unlit room just like mommys basement

>>104002584
How do I get a job doing this? I'm currently a "software engineer" and I hate it. I spend more time talking to people than actually programming

>>104002629
wait 5 yrs for all the boomer electricians manning the server rooms to die

I got hired for a position a four months ago for a job where during the interview my (now) boss said starting time is relaxed, 8:whatever
Come on board only to find out there's 2(two) weekly standups at 7:00AM because we have 1(one) coworker on the east coast.
I attend a few, realize it's a waste of time, then start skipping the standups cause I'm going by this niggas word and also he doesn't say anything about my absence.
Fast forward this week he brings it up and tells me to start joining
I am now waking up at 5:30 in the morning every day so my sleep schedule isn't schizophrenic, to get to these fucking zoom meetings at 7:00 in the office
This is complete bullshit, right? I'm not being ridiculous? I am actually redoing my resume to start looking for jobs again

>>104002680
Adderall is the answer for you my american friend

>>104002170
jeets are an enigma, the only reason they get jobs is because they infest a middle management position then hire as many jeets as they possibly can, inevitably leading to a company collapsing. Same issue here in aus, was in a large city for a meeting and went to the support floor for a new laptop and the entire place was punjabs, stupid hats and all. Couldn't even understand what I was saying

>>104002803
On the one hand it feels like people are being over dramatic about this.

On the other hand, anecdotally, exactly this happened to my last two employers.

>>104002842
The paradox is, this all happens so fast that you dont even notice the gradual transfer between capable employees to H1B jeets, which is why its difficult to make a quantitative statement

>>104002680
Why are you not doing it from your phone/laptop?

>>104002887
the position is strictly on site and im contract to hire so i would have to clock in for the meeting and they don't want me doing that off site

>>104002680
lmao faggot

Why don't you jobless low tc poorfags just do what I did and buy a CVD machine and make optical switched gpu chips at home? They're literally free you can make them out of SAND lmao

Bros you have no idea how much I would love paid leave. I would be so happy.

Not a wagecuck but a gamedev with a small indie game. Can someone explain the App store/Play store/Steam fees? If I release the game for free but it has in app purchases, does Apple/Google/Valve still take a cut? From what I'm reading they don't but I might be misreading, the wording is vague

>>104003366
>If I release the game for free but it has in app purchases, does Apple/Google/Valve still take a cut?
yes and there were a series of major court cases about exactly this issue though the cut and logistics vary by platform

I'm pretty sure the HR woman was talking shit about me to my associate that referred me. I started 2 weeks ago

>>104003349
>you are incompetent
>here have a vacation :)
What did he mean by this

>PM complaining because hours overbooked on a project
Not my problem. Didn't even know how many hours were allocated to it.

how do I network maxx on linkedin?
it's kinda weird following random recruiters when all they post is slop

>>104003498
Not even bothering to see if real or fake and gay, but for arguments sake it would be so they don't have time to fudge things up to make it look like they are productive and needed. Can then have a clean audit of all their work.

>>104003498
It's trying to satisfy both sides, but need to make a move eventually. Kicking the cat down the alley.

Search type "People"
Filter by company, job title, location
Request to connect
Do a mix of recruiters, people with the same job titles, various managers
>t. went from 100 to 1500 connections this year almost all FAGMAN employees
I used to only add people I have mutual connections with but I no longer believe it matters.

Meant >>104003598 for >>104003530

>>104003610
did that lead to getting a job?
also I'm kinda awkward what should I even ask?

>>104003711
good morning sars im looking for job got openings?

>>103998746
rub it in their face. show them the emails and let your boss know you're smarter than the other monkeys.

>>104002182
>manifesto rambling about nietszche
>"i know my writing is DAMN good for my age."
what taking /lit/ memes seriously does to a mf

>>103998116
giwtwm

>>104001226

This is the weirdest move I have seen. An hostile element penetrate your phone lines at national scale, and you remove the team investigating the incident? Why? How is that a misuse of resources? It's ridiculous.

>>103999659
that's not far enough. Enjoy being a troon AND a vegetable

>get first job
>all of my tasks (besides one) have been fixing bugs in other people's code
when can I start making shit and debugging my own code?

>>104003851
>pretty significant attacks on treasury and national phone system
>just remove the guys looking into it
I don't get it either, the chinese must've found juicy shit when they were spying on his teams phones

>>103999659
You cannot kys unless its over 5 stories. More importantly quantum immortality means you will not die until the time is truly up so enjoy being broken until that exact time comes.

>>103999659
Remember to go in head first, do not go in with your back or anything else there's a chance you might end up a vegetable.

>>104003598
1500 is excessive
You only need 501

>>104004942
When recruiters search for candidates, ones they have connections in common with will come up first.
Just think about it.

>>104004957
True just add every recruiter in your city

>>104004957
that is correct, and i've seen github profiles that follow thousands of people but have few followers in return. sometimes, such profiles get banned. i never take such people seriously.

>>104004598

i didn't see what post you linked to and thought you were talking about room clearing

>>104000904
Not doing your homework

>>104002680
Did you happen to read the contract you signed at all?

>>104005516
real gamers skip the terms and conditions

>>104003851
>elect known foreign agent
>act surprised when he does foreign agent things
I can't wait to die in the inevitable war between Americhinussia and what's left of NATO. At least I won't have to use Jira on the battlefield.