Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)05:41:46 | 55 comments | 24 images
/g/ humor thread
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)06:32:13 No.103992106
These threads are never funny
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)06:40:09 No.103992166
>1 hour
>1 reply
geg
>1 reply
geg
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)06:43:48 No.103992195
>>103992106
be the change you want to see
be the change you want to see
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)06:49:50 No.103992260
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)06:51:21 No.103992279
>>103992106
I laughed at your post.
I laughed at your post.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)06:53:30 No.103992301
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)06:54:52 No.103992320
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)07:04:08 No.103992385
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)07:05:57 No.103992402
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)07:07:14 No.103992416
>>103992320
mother of god
mother of god
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)07:23:16 No.103992552
>>103992320
Wtf is this insanity?
Wtf is this insanity?
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)08:04:58 No.103992942
>>103992402
>be paid to make sure button is pressed
>button is not pressed
>hurr durr y is button not pressed
>be paid to make sure button is pressed
>button is not pressed
>hurr durr y is button not pressed
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)08:52:47 No.103993499
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)08:57:58 No.103993556
>>103992552
jeets.
jeets.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)09:43:43 No.103993993
>>103992301
This is Cobra Effect in action. (see pic rel.)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perverse_incentive
My phylogeneticist friend told me about another funny case that I didn't see on the wiki page:
During the Soviet Era USSR scientists were overseen by Pinko Party members who didn't know jack shit about science. They were really just there to manipulate academic discourse towards pro-socialist aims, or make sure the eggheads didn't have too much to think about Socialism.
They also created arbitrary performance metrics. So biologists were rewarded for every species they described. What wound up happening was the biologists were massively over-describing.species, not that the apparatchik would know. If you gave a soviet biologist a chicken and seven of her chicks, he'd find you eight new species.
Even now, decades later, western phylogeneticists are still cleaning up their fucking mess. Worst part is some of those biologists are still working academics today, and they'll try attacking your credibility for pointing out their horseshit because doing so weakens their reputation.
That is what I imagine coding in an office full of jeets is like,
This is Cobra Effect in action. (see pic rel.)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perve
My phylogeneticist friend told me about another funny case that I didn't see on the wiki page:
During the Soviet Era USSR scientists were overseen by Pinko Party members who didn't know jack shit about science. They were really just there to manipulate academic discourse towards pro-socialist aims, or make sure the eggheads didn't have too much to think about Socialism.
They also created arbitrary performance metrics. So biologists were rewarded for every species they described. What wound up happening was the biologists were massively over-describing.species, not that the apparatchik would know. If you gave a soviet biologist a chicken and seven of her chicks, he'd find you eight new species.
Even now, decades later, western phylogeneticists are still cleaning up their fucking mess. Worst part is some of those biologists are still working academics today, and they'll try attacking your credibility for pointing out their horseshit because doing so weakens their reputation.
That is what I imagine coding in an office full of jeets is like,
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)09:48:53 No.103994045
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)09:53:57 No.103994094
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)09:55:14 No.103994102
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)09:56:24 No.103994114
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)10:00:15 No.103994147
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)10:15:14 No.103994343
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)10:17:11 No.103994364
>>103994114
>all those technology badges listed at the bottom
>"Most Used Languages"
>"Python: 99.59%"
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHAHAAHAHAHAHAH
>Fun fact: I Am an Ethical Hacker
>*openly publishes exploits (intended for use)*
just '''warning''' the public about the dangers, I see
nothing to see, it's ""ethical"" research done for good porpoise
>random-ass clip art of two white co-workers
huh????
>total stars earned: 1.4k
>Contributed in the last year: 1
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
I can't even hate on this, AKASH BLACK managed to make me laugh more heartily than intentional comedy..this coming from someone so far down the pit that I was refusing food these days from the futility of it all. I oughta buy him a beer or chai someday (irl, not through ko fi shit)
>all those technology badges listed at the bottom
>"Most Used Languages"
>"Python: 99.59%"
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHAHAAHAHAHAHAH
>Fun fact: I Am an Ethical Hacker
>*openly publishes exploits (intended for use)*
just '''warning''' the public about the dangers, I see
nothing to see, it's ""ethical"" research done for good porpoise
>random-ass clip art of two white co-workers
huh????
>total stars earned: 1.4k
>Contributed in the last year: 1
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
I can't even hate on this, AKASH BLACK managed to make me laugh more heartily than intentional comedy..this coming from someone so far down the pit that I was refusing food these days from the futility of it all. I oughta buy him a beer or chai someday (irl, not through ko fi shit)
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)10:25:50 No.103994482
>>103991767
repo?
repo?
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)10:28:06 No.103994509
>>103994482
search for repos made by `sylvieee-iot` probably, I'm assuming it'll show up if it's public and xhe still is the Author
(image was from 2024, so it's recent)
search for repos made by `sylvieee-iot` probably, I'm assuming it'll show up if it's public and xhe still is the Author
(image was from 2024, so it's recent)
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)10:40:31 No.103994656
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)10:45:23 No.103994712
>>103994147
>kill yourself
>WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! I still wanted to live for a long time after this!
>kill yourself
>WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! I still wanted to live for a long time after this!
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)11:38:25 No.103995321
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)14:50:54 No.103997637
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)14:58:16 No.103997708
>>103992166
yea i was kinda expecting it to die
thank god it got revived, now i can enjoy juicy replies :)
yea i was kinda expecting it to die
thank god it got revived, now i can enjoy juicy replies :)
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)15:06:59 No.103997814
>>103993993
That sounds properly unhinged, but like in a "imagine believing this actually happened" kind of way.
That sounds properly unhinged, but like in a "imagine believing this actually happened" kind of way.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)15:09:35 No.103997839
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)15:10:52 No.103997853
>>103992106
Forgot your sage bro. Here let me help
Forgot your sage bro. Here let me help
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)15:15:21 No.103997910
>>103997853
UHMMM AKSHUALLY *snort*
ANNOUNCING A SAGE GOES AGAINST THE 4channel KODE OF KONDUCT
RELINQUISH YOUR FREEDOM IMMEDIATELY. HOLD WHILE A MOD ARRIVES AT YOUR LOCATION
*pshhhh*
"Jannie here- calling in an S4-G subsection E! Need backup!"
UHMMM AKSHUALLY *snort*
ANNOUNCING A SAGE GOES AGAINST THE 4channel KODE OF KONDUCT
RELINQUISH YOUR FREEDOM IMMEDIATELY. HOLD WHILE A MOD ARRIVES AT YOUR LOCATION
*pshhhh*
"Jannie here- calling in an S4-G subsection E! Need backup!"
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)16:13:19 No.103998687
>>103992552
>>103992416
>>103993556
>partial functions are now somehow foreign to /g/
>people calling partial application 'Jeet'
here's the real humor thread.
>>103992416
>>103993556
>partial functions are now somehow foreign to /g/
>people calling partial application 'Jeet'
here's the real humor thread.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)16:33:25 No.103998952
>>103997814
>he's never heard of "Active Measures"
This level of retardation is probably the tip of the derpberg for our species.
>he's never heard of "Active Measures"
This level of retardation is probably the tip of the derpberg for our species.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)16:46:32 No.103999126
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)17:18:59 No.103999521
funniest threaf on this site laughingsohardcryingemoji laughingsohardcryingemoji
laughingsohardcryingemoji
laughingsohardcryingemoji
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)17:23:01 No.103999577
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)17:23:53 No.103999590
>>103992552
JS does not have kwargs, and this allows you to build smaller functions you can wrap and combine for your use case instead of constantly having blocks of code that you don't use.
JS does not have kwargs, and this allows you to build smaller functions you can wrap and combine for your use case instead of constantly having blocks of code that you don't use.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)17:24:03 No.103999595
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)17:25:53 No.103999630
>>103999590
ok saar
ok saar
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)17:27:48 No.103999657
>>103999630
>saar please do the needful and help me understand this basic concept
>please saaaar... I saw the curry word and my brain turned off
>saar please do the needful and help me understand this basic concept
>please saaaar... I saw the curry word and my brain turned off
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)17:36:04 No.103999757
>>103992320
I don't want to sound like ebussi but literally what even the use case is
I don't want to sound like ebussi but literally what even the use case is
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)17:45:34 No.103999871
>>103999757
They made It so that you can curry your code, in all other scenario's you wouldn't be able to curry your code. So glad that you can curry your code aren't you? you are currying your code, right, anon?
They made It so that you can curry your code, in all other scenario's you wouldn't be able to curry your code. So glad that you can curry your code aren't you? you are currying your code, right, anon?
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)17:49:45 No.103999913
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)17:53:50 No.103999953
>>103999757
there is none outside of languages like haskell. webshits just like to pretend JS isn't a mess
there is none outside of languages like haskell. webshits just like to pretend JS isn't a mess
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)17:55:16 No.103999968
>>103999757
Something about math autists not being able to work with functions that have multiple arguments, so thy break them down into chains of single argument functions.
Something about math autists not being able to work with functions that have multiple arguments, so thy break them down into chains of single argument functions.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)18:17:40 No.104000249
>>103999913
qrd?
qrd?
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)18:21:07 No.104000287
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)18:53:27 No.104000715
>>103994094
Straightest apple fag
Straightest apple fag
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)18:56:34 No.104000771
>>103992106
Quick, someone post the /g/ phone!
Quick, someone post the /g/ phone!
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)19:49:48 No.104001361
>>103999757
partial application of arguments to create reusable functions with added config
partial application of arguments to create reusable functions with added config
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)20:50:56 No.104002019
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)20:52:28 No.104002038
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)20:54:23 No.104002055
>>104002019
Post the original
Post the original