Open cans

>>21124066
plus open beer bottles and slice pizza

Shove opener handle up your ass and jerk it until you reach orgasm.

>>21124061
Open cans and beer bottles, I didn't know there was a third use?

>>21124074
Now you do.

what's the point of using this fucking thing in the 21st century when much better can openers exist?

>>21124077
>Shove opener handle up your ass and jerk it until you reach orgasm.
>Now you do.
Not everybody here is American, so we don't do this.

>>21124086
You sound retarded, this thing just werks

Open cans, open bottles and... gut fish? It looks like it'd be really good for gutting fish
>>21124090
>>21124089
Those compass-style ones look like they work a treat but I've never seen one in person

>>21124086
It's basic and foolproof. Also it is design classic.

The loop in the middle can be used for something but I forget what. It's not for punching triangular holes in old-style beer and juice cans. Maybe it's to add leverage to a key for the kinds of cans that came with one?

>>21124096
>Those compass-style ones look like they work a treat but I've never seen one in person
Yes you could invent lots of different things but as far as I am aware it's just for tins and beer bottles and as mentioned here >>21124118
The middle triangle is just used for leverage.

>>21124061
Stab someone who is looking funny at you
Circumcise an infant
Scratch that part of your back you can't easily get with your arms

>>21124255
>Scratch that part of your back you can't easily get with your arms
You're fat. I can reach everywhere on my back and I'm ain't skinny

>>21124061
I have one with a pointed tip that i use to poke holes in eggs so they don't crack when i drop them into boiling water

Lmao at the literal women ITT who need special levered and mechanical doohickeys to open something as simple as a soft aluminum can. You know, the kind of metal you could bend with your fingers if you didn't have osteoporosis due to high estrogen? That one.
A young boy can operate pic related but nu/ck/ can't. That's a lmao from me dawg

>>21124371
There are a number of issues that can cause a person to have issues reaching their back. The shoulder is a highly complex organ system, which means a lot can go wrong with them. They are not designed for fully efficient arm dexterity while reaching behind oneself.

>>21124404
How you doin’, king?

>>21124413
Nah. He fat.

All three involve cramming.

>>21124444
Lotta psychics on 4chan these days

>>21124061
>>21124404
I wish they sold these locally where I live. I’ve had to use a knife a number of times in the past.

>>21124061
Fuck you
Fuck ya muddah
Fuck ya sistah

>>21124449
Nah. I can hear him asking for cake and pie. No psychic powers necessary. He fat. Fat fat fat.

>>21124061
Could it be used to remove children's underwear?

>>21124536
canid pawnails typed this post

>>21124616
Meow

Open a bottle
Open a can
Jackie Cha
Fuck!

>>21124061
Stab, slice, and tear human flesh.

>>21124711
It's a possum cuz he like possum. He a fat boy. Eat'em up good.
>srsly, thanks for posting this pic because the reverse image search led me to that rather entertaining video that my kid and I both liked so now we have something more to watch together

>>21124695
You shouldn't do that

>>21124061
Open bottles.
Open cans.
Perform an episiotomy.