Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)14:07:28 | 42 comments | 4 images
All of his recipes suck dick
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)14:10:46 No.21124057
>>21124053
i think you're adding ingredients you don't need
i think you're adding ingredients you don't need
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)14:11:13 No.21124059
>>21124053
who
who
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)14:11:21 No.21124060
>>21124053
he lives in san francisco
he lives in san francisco
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)14:12:32 No.21124064
>>21124059
John Mitzewich aka Chef John
John Mitzewich aka Chef John
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)14:17:32 No.21124075
>>21124053
you probably forgot the cayenne, you dingus
you probably forgot the cayenne, you dingus
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)14:22:14 No.21124088
he's not a particularly good cook, but most of his recipes are at least decent.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)14:35:24 No.21124127
>>21124053
>All of his recipes suck dick
then you've got that in common
>>21124088
most people on this board are better cooks than him and all his views and the money he made off youtube should've been ours
>All of his recipes suck dick
then you've got that in common
>>21124088
most people on this board are better cooks than him and all his views and the money he made off youtube should've been ours
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)14:36:46 No.21124130
>>21124053
His recipes are good. I use plenty of them. I just hate how allrecipes removed the metric conversion button.
His recipes are good. I use plenty of them. I just hate how allrecipes removed the metric conversion button.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)14:48:02 No.21124152
>>21124053
forgot the cayenne again?
forgot the cayenne again?
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)14:51:23 No.21124159
>>21124053
Sounds like someone isn't the boss of his salad toss
Sounds like someone isn't the boss of his salad toss
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)14:52:24 No.21124160
>>21124053
OP is the Horatio of horse fellatio
OP is the Horatio of horse fellatio
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)15:00:54 No.21124181
>>21124053
You are after all the Diane Abbott, of why OP is always a faggot.
You are after all the Diane Abbott, of why OP is always a faggot.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)15:05:05 No.21124193
His video format is nice because it doesn't skip anything but it also doesn't have any extra meme bullshit taking up time. There are better chefs on youtube though.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)15:08:21 No.21124201
After all you are the Glen Close of your /ck/ shitpost.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)15:50:11 No.21124271
>>21124053
*Chef John tries to cook anything remotely ethnic
*Chef John tries to cook anything remotely ethnic
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)15:51:15 No.21124273
>>21124088
He is not a great chef but he is great at showing you how to cook especially if you have no experience
He is not a great chef but he is great at showing you how to cook especially if you have no experience
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)15:52:16 No.21124276
>>21124193
He literally Skips everything that's why the videos are great I don't need to watch someone chop an onion
He literally Skips everything that's why the videos are great I don't need to watch someone chop an onion
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)16:00:57 No.21124288
>>21124053
Nobody knows who that is dumbass
Nobody knows who that is dumbass
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)16:09:09 No.21124297
>>21124288
everyone knows who that is you shithead
everyone knows who that is you shithead
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)16:59:30 No.21124362
>>21124053
All of his shit slaps
as a little pick me up on a humpday wednesday
put this on .5 speed, sit back and prepare to laugh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PHRq-SRA1s
All of his shit slaps
as a little pick me up on a humpday wednesday
put this on .5 speed, sit back and prepare to laugh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PH
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)17:03:08 No.21124368
His inflection makes me want to kill myself
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)17:42:19 No.21124454
>>21124127
I'm pretty sure /ck/ is the board with the least skilled anons when it comes to cooking. Most are just fast food experts.
I'm pretty sure /ck/ is the board with the least skilled anons when it comes to cooking. Most are just fast food experts.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)17:48:22 No.21124465
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)17:55:54 No.21124477
>>21124053
>Uses strangely lit picture to deliberately appear of ethnic decent to get more clicks on the internet
why are they like this?
>Uses strangely lit picture to deliberately appear of ethnic decent to get more clicks on the internet
why are they like this?
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)17:58:08 No.21124484
>>21124053
Other pootubers always mention him as an inspiration and I still haven't watched one of his videos
Other pootubers always mention him as an inspiration and I still haven't watched one of his videos
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)17:59:36 No.21124489
>>21124454
I'm pretty sure you don't know wtf you talking about
I'm pretty sure you don't know wtf you talking about
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)18:05:46 No.21124504
>>21124053
wrong
>>21124059
Chef (Captain) John. Former Army Ranger that was court martialed for war crimes in Grenada and now makes youtube videos
wrong
>>21124059
Chef (Captain) John. Former Army Ranger that was court martialed for war crimes in Grenada and now makes youtube videos
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)18:15:39 No.21124528
>>21124053
Name one recipe of his you’ve actually attempted.
Name one recipe of his you’ve actually attempted.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)18:17:18 No.21124532
>>21124528
HIs ciderbraised pork shoulder was great. Peposo too. Pad KRapow as well. Hunter's Stew amazing.
HIs ciderbraised pork shoulder was great. Peposo too. Pad KRapow as well. Hunter's Stew amazing.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)18:18:12 No.21124535
>>21124053
>old school youtube style
>no unnecessary stuff
>no hectic cuts
>not showing his face just food
>simple recipes
>motivating
He's based and a great source if you want to learn cooking.
>old school youtube style
>no unnecessary stuff
>no hectic cuts
>not showing his face just food
>simple recipes
>motivating
He's based and a great source if you want to learn cooking.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)18:19:48 No.21124540
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)18:32:00 No.21124570
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)18:34:39 No.21124576
>>21124540
based Chef John
based Chef John
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)18:37:32 No.21124582
>>21124535
>no 5 minute story about his grandmother, maybe a 20 sec intro tops
>nice close up shots of what he's doing
>includes mistake in hist videos and points them out
>versatile recipes
Chef John is great, anyone who disagrees is gay and homosexual.
>no 5 minute story about his grandmother, maybe a 20 sec intro tops
>nice close up shots of what he's doing
>includes mistake in hist videos and points them out
>versatile recipes
Chef John is great, anyone who disagrees is gay and homosexual.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)18:43:35 No.21124592
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)18:44:36 No.21124595
>>21124540
Is that real?
Is that real?
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)18:57:30 No.21124629
Post his best recipes
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)19:04:31 No.21124644
>>21124629
Off the top of my head
Tikka Masala
Sweet and Sour pork
Beef Goulash
Crisp peach Cobbler
BLT Pasta
Paella
Baked Mushroom risotto
Chicken Paprikash
Nashville Hot Chicken
Jamaican Brown Stew Chicken
I make all of these pretty regularly, can vouch for them all being fucking delicious. I especially like his Risotto for how foolproof it is, and his Nashville Hot chicken is goddamn insane.
Off the top of my head
Tikka Masala
Sweet and Sour pork
Beef Goulash
Crisp peach Cobbler
BLT Pasta
Paella
Baked Mushroom risotto
Chicken Paprikash
Nashville Hot Chicken
Jamaican Brown Stew Chicken
I make all of these pretty regularly, can vouch for them all being fucking delicious. I especially like his Risotto for how foolproof it is, and his Nashville Hot chicken is goddamn insane.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)19:15:25 No.21124675
>>21124059
same. i recognize his weird face but i didnt even know his thing was cooking. i thought he was some lame cheesy comedy guy or something from his looks.
same. i recognize his weird face but i didnt even know his thing was cooking. i thought he was some lame cheesy comedy guy or something from his looks.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)19:17:42 No.21124680
>>21124127
Most people on this board are less skilled entertainers than he is. Yeah, his recipes are only okay-good, but he manages to sell them well.
Most people on this board are less skilled entertainers than he is. Yeah, his recipes are only okay-good, but he manages to sell them well.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)21:06:01 No.21124895
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)22:12:23 No.21125029
>>21124053
All his recipes are basic, noob-friendly approaches that you can recommend to a beginner in order to get an acceptable product out, or use as a rough template for your own in something you're not as familiar with. It is easy to do better, but I still recommend him to cooklets without hesitation.
All his recipes are basic, noob-friendly approaches that you can recommend to a beginner in order to get an acceptable product out, or use as a rough template for your own in something you're not as familiar with. It is easy to do better, but I still recommend him to cooklets without hesitation.