Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)01:06:08 | 37 comments | 8 images
Which of these pre-determined pizzas would you choose?
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)01:10:27 No.21123096
>>21123091
Bbq chicken, well done, add turbo crust
Bbq chicken, well done, add turbo crust
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)01:11:49 No.21123098
>>21123091
all meaty with pineapple, ranch on the side
all meaty with pineapple, ranch on the side
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)01:15:02 No.21123101
>>21123091
i want this one
i want this one
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)01:18:32 No.21123104
>>21123101
That was just the "build your own pizza" option so I blanked it out.
That was just the "build your own pizza" option so I blanked it out.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)01:22:29 No.21123111
I'm American to the bone. Like The Wizard of Oz meets Hulk Hogan. Those 'zas all seem the same.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)01:23:27 No.21123112
>>21123091
Jet 10 for me but honestly these pizzas look aggressively mediocre
Jet 10 for me but honestly these pizzas look aggressively mediocre
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)01:26:18 No.21123114
chicken parm was the best but not displayed in this image
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)01:27:11 No.21123115
All these pizzas look like they'd give me the greasiest bms
But cant go wrong with >>21123096
But cant go wrong with >>21123096
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)01:29:10 No.21123118
Hawaiian for me, also bbq chicken.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)01:30:11 No.21123121
>>21123091
Pineapple with pineapple and pineapple on the side.
Also the pizza slice should fall in half when picked up.
Pineapple with pineapple and pineapple on the side.
Also the pizza slice should fall in half when picked up.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)01:38:40 No.21123132
>>21123091
Veggie (I'm vegetarian)
Veggie (I'm vegetarian)
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)02:16:32 No.21123162
>>21123096
I used to work there 9 years ago and this still works as of last week
Do the 3 topping deal and choose chicken, bacon, and red onion. Then swap the sauce for bbq (I sometimes do half bbq and half buffalo)
Its the bbq chicken pizza only way cheaper then the "specialty" version. Well done is also mandatory here. I used to par-bake the crust to get the top less gummy when I worked there
Also their ranch is god tier, made with extra heavy mayonaisse
I used to work there 9 years ago and this still works as of last week
Do the 3 topping deal and choose chicken, bacon, and red onion. Then swap the sauce for bbq (I sometimes do half bbq and half buffalo)
Its the bbq chicken pizza only way cheaper then the "specialty" version. Well done is also mandatory here. I used to par-bake the crust to get the top less gummy when I worked there
Also their ranch is god tier, made with extra heavy mayonaisse
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)02:30:47 No.21123177
>>21123091
Aloha BBQ. No hesitation or sharing.
Aloha BBQ. No hesitation or sharing.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)02:31:58 No.21123181
>>21123091
all meaty because i love meat in my mouth
all meaty because i love meat in my mouth
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)04:49:19 No.21123329
>>21123162
I worked at a Jets too, the ranch is good indeed.
I worked at a Jets too, the ranch is good indeed.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)05:07:39 No.21123349
>>21123091
Think I'd go the buffalo chicken ranch
Think I'd go the buffalo chicken ranch
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)05:11:20 No.21123351
>>21123091
this is not pizza
this is not pizza
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)05:12:09 No.21123352
detroit style is poverty tier pizza
nobody walks into a pizza restaurant looking for extra bread
pizza lovers come to chicago for the extra cheese
nobody walks into a pizza restaurant looking for extra bread
pizza lovers come to chicago for the extra cheese
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)05:16:36 No.21123354
>>21123352
Nobody walks into a pizza restaurant for a pie crust or a ton of sauce either. Working at a pizza place, tons ordered extra cheese, but almost never extra sauce.
Also with detroit style, the crust is actually tasty because it tastes like it was deep fried in oil or some shit and the cheese goes to the total edge, that's why the crust isn't the shit part like other kinds.
Nobody walks into a pizza restaurant for a pie crust or a ton of sauce either. Working at a pizza place, tons ordered extra cheese, but almost never extra sauce.
Also with detroit style, the crust is actually tasty because it tastes like it was deep fried in oil or some shit and the cheese goes to the total edge, that's why the crust isn't the shit part like other kinds.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)05:17:24 No.21123355
>>21123354
school lunch pizza
school lunch pizza
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)05:18:55 No.21123357
>>21123355
nta but sounds based to me
nta but sounds based to me
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)05:19:14 No.21123359
>>21123355
In detroit? Yeah, in nyc you get this and in chicago you get an apple pie with cheese and 20 lbs of tomato instead of apple
In detroit? Yeah, in nyc you get this and in chicago you get an apple pie with cheese and 20 lbs of tomato instead of apple
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)09:30:49 No.21123640
>>21123091
all meaty, the rest aren't pizza.
all meaty, the rest aren't pizza.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)09:36:35 No.21123648
>>21123091
All Meat and Jet 10
All Meat and Jet 10
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)10:16:58 No.21123707
Jets does anchovies and I appreciate that
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)10:19:17 No.21123708
BLT pizza is good! but you have to eat it all. it’s trash leftovers
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)10:27:38 No.21123719
>>21123091
Ah, ya got any calzones?
Ah, ya got any calzones?
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)16:46:41 No.21124339
>>21123707
mmm concentrated salt strips, salt salt salt I heckin love salt!!!!
mmm concentrated salt strips, salt salt salt I heckin love salt!!!!
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)16:47:06 No.21124341
>>21124339
this but unironically
this but unironically
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)18:56:54 No.21124627
>>21123719
Yeah but they call them "boats", always pretty retarded if you ask me but yeah they have pizza ones and deli meat ones.
They used to have pretty good subs, then they switched to things called "jetzee" which was just a sandwich made of square pizza dough, now they don't sell those and just have the calzones. I guess they probably saved money by not stocking sub rolls.
Yeah but they call them "boats", always pretty retarded if you ask me but yeah they have pizza ones and deli meat ones.
They used to have pretty good subs, then they switched to things called "jetzee" which was just a sandwich made of square pizza dough, now they don't sell those and just have the calzones. I guess they probably saved money by not stocking sub rolls.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)19:02:16 No.21124641
>>21123091
I'll tell you which one I wouldn't choose. Soggy lettuce and tomatoes, what an abomination.
I'll tell you which one I wouldn't choose. Soggy lettuce and tomatoes, what an abomination.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)19:04:37 No.21124645
>>21124641
it's added after it's cooked and it's delicious (a delicious abomination)
it's added after it's cooked and it's delicious (a delicious abomination)
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)19:05:13 No.21124648
>>21123091
What is that on the Eugene Supreme? Sausage, bell pepper, onion, and banana pepper? That's a tasty pizza right there. Sausage and onion or sausage and banana pepper are my usual choices for a 2 topping pizza. The buffalo ranch chicken, jet 10, and hawaiian also look good.
I worked at several papa johns stores while they were going through a phase of trying out a bunch of shit that never caught on, like the cheeseburger pizza and the pepperoni and green chiles pizza. There are all kinds of flavor combos that work on pizza that you may not expect.
What is that on the Eugene Supreme? Sausage, bell pepper, onion, and banana pepper? That's a tasty pizza right there. Sausage and onion or sausage and banana pepper are my usual choices for a 2 topping pizza. The buffalo ranch chicken, jet 10, and hawaiian also look good.
I worked at several papa johns stores while they were going through a phase of trying out a bunch of shit that never caught on, like the cheeseburger pizza and the pepperoni and green chiles pizza. There are all kinds of flavor combos that work on pizza that you may not expect.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)19:10:29 No.21124659
>>21123091
all meat or super special
all meat or super special
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)19:13:09 No.21124672
>>21124641
>>21124645
Yeah, its surprisingly not bad. What goes through the oven is just the crust, cheese, and bacon. Then mayo gets spurted on it and the lettuce and tomato is put on after from a cooler. You do have to eat it right away like the other anon pointed out though, there is no reheating that shit or eating it hours later.
Even if you fridge it and eat cold, it doesn't quite work because the mayo congeals and thats gross.
>>21124645
Yeah, its surprisingly not bad. What goes through the oven is just the crust, cheese, and bacon. Then mayo gets spurted on it and the lettuce and tomato is put on after from a cooler. You do have to eat it right away like the other anon pointed out though, there is no reheating that shit or eating it hours later.
Even if you fridge it and eat cold, it doesn't quite work because the mayo congeals and thats gross.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)19:16:48 No.21124678
>>21124648
>like the cheeseburger pizza
I've had a couple different ones, both were good. I'm honestly surprised this never caught on as a regular style at any chains you'd think it'd be popular in the land of the burgers.
>like the cheeseburger pizza
I've had a couple different ones, both were good. I'm honestly surprised this never caught on as a regular style at any chains you'd think it'd be popular in the land of the burgers.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)19:45:59 No.21124737
>>21124678
I can understand why the cheeseburger pizza didn't make it. Its sauce base is based on a basic comeback sauce (mayo, ketchup, worcestershire). It's a flavor most Americans have only on a Big Mac. The ground beef most pizza chains have is unseasoned and tends to come out of the oven tough and chewy. Then there are the baked sliced cucumber pickles as a topping. Those pickles are not crisp and juicy. They are floppy and chewy.
That pie could be good, but I think it's not fit for mass production. There's nothing wrong with the sauce. It's just different. Ground beef simply does not translate its flavor well once it has been cooked by itself, packaged, frozen, and reheated in a pizza oven as a topping. It's chewy and bland. It needs peppers, which the cheeseburger pizza lacks. Sliced steak is the same. The exception for processed beef on pizza is thin-sliced philly steak. That does retain its texture, moisture, and flavor.
Sliced cucumber pickles don't bake well as a topping for anything. They should be replaced with a relish or diced pickles to go underneath the cheese, or they should be added to the pie after baking and cutting.
I can understand why the cheeseburger pizza didn't make it. Its sauce base is based on a basic comeback sauce (mayo, ketchup, worcestershire). It's a flavor most Americans have only on a Big Mac. The ground beef most pizza chains have is unseasoned and tends to come out of the oven tough and chewy. Then there are the baked sliced cucumber pickles as a topping. Those pickles are not crisp and juicy. They are floppy and chewy.
That pie could be good, but I think it's not fit for mass production. There's nothing wrong with the sauce. It's just different. Ground beef simply does not translate its flavor well once it has been cooked by itself, packaged, frozen, and reheated in a pizza oven as a topping. It's chewy and bland. It needs peppers, which the cheeseburger pizza lacks. Sliced steak is the same. The exception for processed beef on pizza is thin-sliced philly steak. That does retain its texture, moisture, and flavor.
Sliced cucumber pickles don't bake well as a topping for anything. They should be replaced with a relish or diced pickles to go underneath the cheese, or they should be added to the pie after baking and cutting.