>>21121705
That’s for breakfast so instead I will imagine it with a nice big mug of piping hot tea

>>21121705
Imagine the braps

>>21121705
a glass of milk please

>>21121719
nah

>>21121705
>Bleached sneed oil chemically processed to last a month on the shelf 'bread' covered in cheap marge (rapeseed or sunflower, your choice!)
>soggy frozen sunflower encrusted potato fried in another layer of sneed
>six Richmond 60%pork 'sausages' filled with the leftover ground grizzle, preservatives stabilisers and other assorted floor sweepings
>sticky tomato and sugar vinegar modified starch Rabbi certified cattle beans
Beans means Heinz btw
>some extra sneed greased pan scraped undercooked slopeggs
Accompanied with by a brown Glucose-Fructose Syrup modified cornslop trademarked shitsauce.

That'll be £12.95 please me old chum, god save the Queen!

>>21121740
you're autistic for pointing out the obvious.

>>21121705
>after work
isn't that an English breakfast?

>>21121740
The only thing you're wrong about is the price, that shit will cost you 20 quid minimum nowadays

>>21121705
simple as

>>21121705
I'd eat a quarter of this and vomit

>>21121705
corr

>>21122060
he means labour in the sense of 'giving birth'

>>21121740
If anyone offers me a full english breakfast I call them a nigger and leave immediately

>>21122060
Nope. It's sausage, egg, and chips with baked beans. It's ghastly

i don't see black pudding, mushrooms or plum tomatoes. Sausages are over done. Bread is well made.
I dno OP I would eat it but I'm just not sure about your sexual proclivities after witnessing this

>>21121705
i work hard labour but that doesn't mean i eat heart attacks

>>21124375
Your the real faggot wanker nobody
wants tomato its just there for fancy.

>>21124394
Fried tomato is the best part

>>21122066
Sausage, egg and chips (which means at least 2 sausages, probably 2 eggs and chips) would be about 8 quid. Even if each extra item was 1.50, you're looking at about 15 quid. Don't be dramatic

>>21124400
Its not fried posh cunt its tinned arsehole the sauce is the hole point.

>>21124375
>sausages are over done
The opinions of ladyboys aren't welcome

>>21121705
Bread is too thick

>>21121705

is this what they call a "chophouse"? i like the fry and protein ratio. this looks like what americans eat for brunch.

>>21122060
No. English breakfast doesn’t have chips, and should have bacon, fried mushrooms, fried tomatoes, black pudding, and either fried bread or toast.

>>21121705
Why the buttered white bread if you already have fries ????

>>21124809
Never herd of a chip buttie lad?