>>21116986
Liver pate and avocado sounds pretty tasty, actually. I might try that.

>>21117006
Missing cigarettes and black coffee.

>>21116986
A HOMEMADE COCONUT

>>21116986
Wake up
2 or 3 pints of ice cold water
If I'm working: two coffees and 3 cigarettes
If I'm not working: cocaine and whisky
Nevertheless my appetite appears after an hour or so.
At work: the earliest I can get fried chicken (seems to be about 11am)
At home(or near home): a fat full English with a couple of pints. Or jars as they're known.
Admittedly that's only 3 days a week. The other days will be fruit, porridge and beef jerky or a tin of tuna

Breakfast: coffee and bran flakes or overnite oats doused in cinnamon.

PM: a shit ton of fruit. oranges, bananas, grapefruit, frozen mango.

Dinner: Rice in the rice cooker, topped with a can of beans or chicpeas

three coffees and a kilo of chicken wings

>>21117041
What exactly happened to you?

>>21116986

I remember the first time I saw this
I was laughing from the start but when I saw "homemade coconut" it accelerated to a painful hoarse scream-laugh I've never experienced before or since, I laughed so hard I thought I might die from it
This is the funniest shit ever and I mean it

>>21116986
>activated almonds
gotta be a troll

>>21116986
A large dog fucking my ten year old niece, with mustard.

>>21118234
Yeah I remember, I still give reposts an upvote cause I still get a chuckle. Not as much as before of course but that goes with all things in life it seems but maybe that's just me?
Thanks for sharing

>>21117309
lots of things...

>>21116986
I'm not eating that spinach unless it has a fair taste in literature

>water
>whatever I made last day for lunch, probably some saucy meat with potatoes / rice / baked vegetables
>water
>water
>coffee
>water
>something quick for dinner, like a pasta
>milk
mmhhmmm, das good

>>21116986
Avocado spinach salad sounds good guess I'm having that for lunch today with that steak I have in the freezer

>>21116986
>coffee with butter in the morning
>eggs
>some kind of meat, dairy, avocado and fermented veggies.
>yogurt

almost everyday

>>21118502
Hmm

>>21116986
>bun with cheese and cucumber, tea
>water
>typically something italian
>water
>two buns with chese and cucumber, tea
Still haven't got bored of it

>>21116986
>alkalized water
They still sell that shit in my local stores for old people and new agetards

>>21117006
>morning/breakfast
If salty
>One plain focaccia alla genovese and water
If sweet
>One brioche with any berry jam and a gingseng coffee
Lunch
>IG pasta, sauce change everyday but usually are
>Aglio e olio
>Amatriciana
>Carbonara
>In bianco (Alfredo Equivalent)
>Bolognese
>Many more to list
Afternoon
>Usually a fruit or a hard candy
>Rare cases sandwiches/tramezzini(both homemade or bought)
Dinner
>Meat and vegetables no bread
Midnight snack
If I do a midnight snack is usually one of these 2
>Hard candies to suck on
>Sandwich/tramezzino

This is my day on a plate. But on thursday the dinner change in Pizza or McDonald because thrusday is fast food day for my family and we get one of those. In winter we make more soups and eat more fish and in summer more cold plates and eat more cold cuts but IG this is my day on a plate.
As you notice i'm Italian.

>>21116986
Breakfast: Eggs, cheese and spinach
Dinner: Eggs and chicken

>>21116986
>water
>coffee
>nothing for 10 hours
>coffee
>dinner
>water
>maybe another coffee

yes, I do OMAD, how can you tell

>>21117006
mornin me
water time

>>21116986
Just screaming

>>21117027
Actually its a homemade coconut+carob+blueberry+goji+sevia muffin.
They should learn what ; does.

>>21116986
>8am
Meal bar, Bon Appetit cheese n berries danish, bottle of milk
>1pm
Whatevers at the truck stop I'm at, typically fast food
>7pm
protein shake and a couple handfuls of trail mix.

>>21116986
Tea egg and tea in morning.
Water
Some picked veggies or light salad when home.
High protein and/or veggies dinner. Usually no or light on carbs. Only sugars coming from things like sauces/fruits (dark soy, balsamic, sugar in pickled veggie etc).
Protein shake after bed time run

Can't wait to be done dieting and return to eating like a normal human being

>>21118779
now post the hunter s. thompson version

>>21116986
Each of these guys' meals only keep him satisfied for an hour and a half. Think about the cost of all those meme ingredients, and then think about how often he has to eat them.

>>21120854
how long should humans be satisfied?

>>21116986
5 am: one pack of creamy chicken ramen noodles
5:30 am: some tums and gummy vitamins
9pm: water and a lot of crying

>>21116986
I’ve been playing Mozart for my vegetables.

>>21117006
Skinnyfat king

>>21116986
In my early 20s this was a standard day. The boozy lunch was only Fridays. Pints after work were really between 1-5 and I only sometimes managed to drink all six cans of lager in one evening.

All try hard soyboys need to be exchanged for jeets Elon said so

>>21116986
>curry with rice
>melon soda
>iced coffee
>curry with rice
>pibb xtra
>curry with rice
>ice water

That's today at least.

breakfast: eggs and yogurt
lunch: deenz and crackers, cheese, pickles
dinner: something simple - meat and potatoes or a cheese and onion sandwich with soup, maybe beans and rice
after dinner: i make some stovetop popcorn to enjoy with my kinos

if i go out i'll get a pizza or asian food. simple as

>>21116986
250 grams of meal prep for dinner

>>21119083
>tramezzino
Mommy's little crustlet

>wake up
>neet
>tea with milk or coffee with milk
>usually 3 of these
>around 7 hours later
>snack on random things
>some cold cuts or hummus
>maybe like 3 ritz crackers or some fried cabbage
>fry two eggs in butter
>shit and its probably gonna be diarrhea
>drink water
>sleep
Despite this, I weigh 165lb at 5'10.

>>21116986
He might actually eat that but I think this is advertising targeting women's gatherer instincts

>>21116986
All these years later and the misspelling of "veggies" still annoys me. Just say "veg," you're British

Depends on the day.
One day it's roundmeal, the next day it's the second half of roundmeal.

>>21118721
Throw in a few grape tomatoes too. I use blue cheese dressing. Spinach is great!

You gotta have variety. Today for me was an artisan parmesan and cracked pepper bagel with churned butter and delightful cream cheese. Yesterday I whipped up a whimsical breakfast sandwich with farm fresh egg, american cheese, and thick cut smoked bacon on yet again an artisan bagel. Saturday = chocolate chip buttermilk pancakes with organic maple syrup and fresh squeezed orang juice. Most breakfasts are accompanied with some excellent free trade Colombian coffee with artisan creamer and cane sugar.

>>21118254
He clearly does.

>>21123051
i'll take the plate of tomatoes and two servings of brocaine

>>21119096
perfectly balanced.

>>21119096
Morally and chemically neutral in my book.

>>21121775
What does your day on a plate look like now anon?

>>21123051
I regularly doubt the validity of his claim in this article.

Yesterday:
>Cereal, 1 coffee, 1 cigarette
>
>
>Vietnamese crispy duck stir fry, many cigarettes, many beers

Today:
>1 Energy drink,1 coffee, 2 cigarettes
>Green tea, 1 cigarette, 300g of brioche that were 50% sugar
>2 simple sandwiches, white bread
>Hot chocolate, 1 cigarette
>Buttered, salted pasta
>Maybe a cup or two of Glühwein if I'm interested

Zyns and water throughout the day.
How does anyone manage to have a single day on a plate? I get people who are lucky enough to full time jobs, but do they really eat the same breakfasts, lunches and dinners?

>>21124084
why is the number 1 the only roman numeral and the rest are all arabic numerals after that?

>>21123783
*veracity
Yeah, but you're a lightweight. I've had similar days.

I don't like the way activated almonds taste. I do like activated walnuts and pecans thoughever. Today for lunch I had a bowl of oatmeal and I utilized my special emergency walnut activation protocol to get them nice and soft.

>>21124391
cocaine is for women

>>21124452
disagree
brocaine

>>21124434
I haven't claimed the opposite, or anything of the sort and nor did Hunter S. Thompson, he doesn't say the measurement of "cocaine" or a "glass" of Chivas Regal. The most implausible part is probably the amount of food, but I've been there when you've gone full circle. The emptiness and suddenly you're ravenous. However, if you think it's fantastical to tank the coke, spirits, weed, beer and LSD in copious amounts, then great - I've lived a fantasy. Sorry if I've challenged the boundaries of your understanding. Console yourself with the idea that I do punts and sips when I'm on the session. It's immaterial either way.

>>21124452
Oohh, I feel so emasculated by that comment. How will I recover? I expect I'll need guidance from you to identify a less effeminate choice of narcotics. Whilst you're there, please outline what I can drink, eat and smoke to maintain my masculinity?

>>21116986
Imagine eating the same thing every day like an autistic faggoid.

>>21124474
Whoa - memetastic. You sure showed me. Go and high five your girlfriend's boyfriend whilst vaping some 'candy cane' and tell him how you owned someone. After you've celebrated, you can discuss the relative merits of each beard oil brand and the meaning of your next tattoo

>>21124468
>Oohh, I feel so emasculated by that comment. How will I recover?
You won't.
>I expect I'll need guidance from you to identify a less effeminate choice of narcotics. Whilst you're there, please outline what I can drink, eat and smoke to maintain my masculinity?
Not my problem.

>>21124519
t. Low IQ, low T, completely devoid of any semblance of personality
Whoops, back in your cockcage, cuckold.

>>21120854
Pleb with unactivated almonds detected

>>21124569
I do have some pity for your need to project your fantasies onto me, but as somebody who is addicted to neither drugs nor pornography I can assure you that I will be doing no such thing. I hope that you will stop abusing your cardiovascular system.

I eat the same thing almost every day.
>breakfast: 75g sauerkraut, 100g banana, 4 large raw eggs, 150g mixed berries, 30g protein powder
>lunch: 90g (dry weight) white rice, 200g fish (cod/salmon/deenz), 14g butter, 30g protein powder
>snack: 30g cashews, 100g carrot or celery, 150g apple or orange
dinner: 450g potato, 225g beef

Comes out to about 2200 calories and 160 protein. If I need extra calories due to exercise I increase the amount of butter I use and have some extra nuts

>>21116986
What is even the point of a lifestyle like that when you look like that? His body looks frail and fragile and his face says "I've OD'd on fluoride." I see that he's a Weight Watchers Ambassador, but he should have been doing proper exercises to actually get healthy and strengthen, not just eating less to weight. It's a good start, and good for him, but c'mon.

>>21124457
tl;dr