>>21115221
By ejaculating into your eye and making your cat lick it off. /thread

>>21115224
im serious. DO NOT piss me off.

you need to special pot for that

normal moka pots barely produce any crema

ask your mother she'll teach you

>>21115221
if you want espresso you have to shell out for an espresso grinder and an espresso machine, sorry anon

Gotta get fresher beenz that are still off-gassing

>>21115221
Use robusta or some shitty mix, the more italian sounding the better. Be sure to buy a pre-ground coffee with mystery origin who use buzz words like gold, premium, exclusive. And voila, you'll have your shitty retarded crema.

>>21115221
you buy an espresso machine

>>21115296
This right here. You can get close to getting the crema with fresh beans at a medium-fine grind, but the moka pot will not get you a real crema.

>>21115412
This. It will run you $4000 and take up your entire counter.

>>21115296
They produce it, but the problem is that it dissipates as you pour the coffee out.
>>21115221
Make a fake crema like Cubans and Neapolitans do: beat a tablespoon of sugar with a dessert spoon (or two teaspoons, if you don't have a dessert spoon) until it foams then divide the fish among four servings and top off with coffee.

>>21115417
no, the cheap ones with plastic capsules cost 100 quids at most.

>>21115422
But again, they suck at producing the desired crema

>>21115430
no it comes out very creamy

>crema
>crema
>crema
>crema
jesus we get it you homos

>>21115531
espressolets be seething

>>21115265
better to be pissed off than pissed on

>>21115221
use fresh beans
but also its not espresso
and crema is bad
but here watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfDLoIvb0w4

>>21115457
lol
I was literally talking to my wife as I was phoneposting that about how we didn't need to put the fish we bought today in the freezer since I'll cook it after services tomorrow lmao
I guess I subconsciously put it in there. U meant foam.

>>21115417
they don't cost $4000
$1000 is realistic but you can find them for $600 if you're lucky

>>21115824
You can find Breville Barista Express or Pros at TJ Maxx nowadays for around 400 bucks. I've had a Barista Express for 7 years now, and it makes great coffee. I don't need thousands of dollars in coffee shit.

>>21115561
>(literally the slowest board on 4chins)
nah
https://4stats.io/

>>21115221
If you want crema without breaking the bank get one of those Turkish coffee pots. You'll have to grind your espresso even finer, though.

>>21115221

Moka pots don't create nearly enough pressure for crema. You need a real espresso machine for that.

>>21115221
You cant, moka pots top out at 1.5 bars, you need at least 4 if Im not wrong to get crema
Your best bet for an espresso with crema is a cheapo espresso machine with a pressurized portafilter (they dont make good coffee, but they give a faux-crema that is better than a nespresso, but not real crema)
If you want crema, youll need a grinder

>>21116739
>they give a faux-crema that is better than a nespresso
explain

>>21115561
Seekay has gone up in activity over the last year or so. I suspect this is due to the ja/ck/ memes seeping out and also 4chan board culture meshes well with the jaded food-service industry culture.

>>21115457
>>21115709
I thought it was some kind of metaphor for how getting sugar to foam would be a miracle like the 2 fish and 5 loaves, lmao.

>>21117547
>Seekay has gone up in activity over the last year or so
posts/day are down from 6000/day in 2021 to under 3000/day in 2025

>>21117980
kys fucking booknerd

>>21115221
I'm not to familiar with moka pots but I'd get a grinder. fresh grounds and really getting the grind size:grind amount ratio down really makes a difference.

>>21115531
>crema
crema

>>21115221
italianfag here
cook on low heat, do not weigh the coffee in the moka
use specifric coffee for getting crema, faggit (pic related)

>>21119541
you sicken me

>>21115709
kek

>>21115531
>jesus we get it you homos
you're such a flirt! ~

>>21115221
Hot Italian Cum

>>21119541
>Italian
>knows nothing about coffee
>calls other people faggots
>thinks there is a "specific coffee" for getting crema

Ignorante e arrogante bastardo, magari pure terrone.

Per avere la crema stabile e persistente serve una pressione di estrazione molto superiore al singolo bar della moka, inoltre serve caffè di sola arabica perchè quella della robusta tende a dissolversi e a rimanere incrostata sulla tazza (la robusta è merda velenosa), vedasi le tazze di caffè che bevono quei subumani dei napoletani (come te).

Trad: ignore this anon.

>>21115221
I cremad all over your mom's face. Faggot

>>21117980
>2021 was the last year or so
I don't think you're a book nerd, I think you can't read.

>>21121982
you drink bottled water

>>21115221
The heat from the aluminum creams the beans.

>>21119541
Thank you for your service.

>>21115419
I've tried that and never could get it to work. Always ended up with a sugar slurry that immediately sunk to the bottom

I just bought one of these yesterday, so I’m obliged to bump the thread

>>21115221
Try some of these tips maybe? Dunno if it’ll make it crema, but couldn’t hurt

https://youtu.be/BfDLoIvb0w4?si=TyigRRFhGvoMUgnB