>>21112345
Muh dick

>>21112343
disgusting
but I like the grease and dressing mix

>>21112343
please sir may i have less

>>21112343
I love pepperoni. I love pizza. I love pepperoni pizza. But that is grim.

>>21112606
""""""""""""""jill""""""""""""""

>>21112353
why are the potatoes green

>>21112606
Ha. It's tragic how mutty the mutts are

>>21112614
light reflecting off the peas

>>21112606
>Nami taking ages to say she literally just bought some bread, chease and oreos and didn't cook shit. Especially nothing indian.
Imagine working with someone like that

>>21112662
she cute tho

>>21112353
>1:13
>Baby is rewarded for fucking with your phone by taking a laptop to the face Home Alone style
Good parenting right there

>>21112348
wtf am I suppossed to see here? there is no fuckong sound

>>21112343
I saw this webm before

>>21112353
I saw this one too

>>21112726
>not even including the recipe for the brioche
sure you could look it up, but this is the epitome of worthless content

>>21112990
Scrambled eggs by letting the heat of the egg cook itself instead of constant direct heat.

>>21112343
>webm
This is an MP4 board, grandpa.

>>21112606
I want to have a threesome with Santiago and Juan

>>21113426
How does he get out?

>>21113418
I did not like this.

>>21112343
that is fucking disgusting.

>>21113475
Jet pack

>>21113508
What a stupid bitch.

>>21112343
i just felt a heartburn watching this

>>21113418
she could drain my burrito like that?

BEANS!

>>21112353
>that laptop pull
This kills the baby.

>>21112426
>phone while driving
should be a permanent ban from driving, fuck retards who do this

>>21112343
Yes I love picking up a slice of pizza and having all the pepperoni just fall right off of it.

>>21114034
That film had such a weird tone and made little to no sense at all. The body horror was pretty entertaining though.

>>21113475
He has to sell all the eggs.

>>21113838
First foam adventure and now this? When will they stop?

>>21112606
I can't even get mad at this. Yeah, they're dorks and genetic dead ends and fucking gay. But it's just all so wholesome and I wish I worked at a place that cared that much about sharing shit.

>>21114053
The tone was pure schlock. Make something as repulsive and shocking as possible. There's no other reason to show 20 close up macro shots of a needle being jabbed into a putrid necrotic injection site, or a geezer getting kicked to death for an entire minute.
Nasty hollywood filth.

Decent looking roast chicken though.

>>21112343
I got heart burn just looking at this

>>21112606
Come the fuck on Nami

>>21114197
Anon, they were obligated to bring stuff in.
Chances are more than likely that they all fucking hate each other

>>21112606
Nami seems like a massive fucking cunt.
I've met too many Indians like her in real life, karens on steroids.

>>21113508
do wyte pypo really do this?

>>21113808
I hate this fucking guy.

>>21112606
For me, it’s Kate.

>>21114208
It lingered way too long at times, trying to go for for some emotional reaction with a ton of pseudo-artistic 2D4U shots (the fucking eggs). The whole producer character just oozed LOOK AT HOW SHALLOW AND UNCARING OUR SOCIETY IS. The body horror was also extremely backloaded and some of it was outright silly and humorous (the attached drumstick and the shower towards the end being prime examples) to qualify as pure schlock.

>>21112606
What would (you) bring, anons?

Me, I'd bring a Feijoada and Guarana. If that's too much, then either Coxinha de Frango or Brigadeiro.

>>21113418
El Ogro...

>>21112606
i'd fuck wilson but something tells me he doesnt practice good hygiene.
and i'd bring hot ham and rolls

>>21113808
no amount of acid and scrubbing would make that sink clean, people have done everything in those, shit, pee spit puke cum blood you name it.

>>21114034
>>21114053
>>21114208
Movie name?

>>21113808
i think he got put on a no-fly list for this video

>>21112343
>>21113413
>MP4
There's so much pixelation on yours that it's basically a jpeg or I'm back in the 80s watching scrambled porn.

>>21114378
The Substance. Its a trashy and debased film, wouldn't recommend it unless you get off on nasty dehumanizing schlock. Watch The Blob (1988) instead, that's a much better body horror film with kino practical effects, but doesnt tastelessly rub the gore in your face to the point of making you nauseous.

>>21114399
Thank you. To be honest, I wasn't really interested in watching it in the first place, I was just curious to see what it's about. Will check out The Blob though.

>>21114266
The tone really was schizo. The body horror was drawn out and gross, but the other brutality was so over the top it was slapstick, and the final act devolved into unfunny comedy that was just reddit tier subversion-of-expectations humor.
Between that and the hamfisted social commentary, the rest of the movie can be summed up with this music video. It's the inspiration for the musical score and cinematography.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUFoZnK_fY4

>>21113808
Imagine the smell

>>21113391
Ramsay making some kind of "scrambled" egg but constantly removing it from the heat. It winds up wicked runny and gross looking but all the student chefs have to act super impressed.
The webm is actually an edit of the original and basically cycles forever of Gordon never even cooking the eggs. It's posted more than the original.

>>21114651
they're just french scrambled eggs

>>21113413
>STILL no audio streams
some day hiroshimoot will take this website into 2018

>>21112662
Jeets like her are everywhere in the corporate world
They are extremely enthusiastic about metrics and lean

>>21112343
Pig slop.

>>21113838
I hate millennials.

>>21114735
damn does this actually work
it's like a reverse meat fondue

>>21114735
the heat of the oil cooks the steak

>>21114735
god damn that looks good

>>21113838
I would exterminate the millennial plague off this earth if I could.

>>21113475
pipes under the sand

>>21114735
milk with ice?

and why was the milk in a gay small pitcher anyways?

>>21114888
Given that the video is Turkish, it's probably ayran. The gay pitcher and ice cube are just an attempt at extravagant presentation.

>>21114888
since it's Turkish, I assume it's ayran, a salty yogurt drink

>>21114888
Clearly you've never had milksteak.

>>21114912
>Turkish salty yogurt drink

So... goat spunk?

>>21112345
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>>21115176
Goat spunk isn't yogurt and it's hardly salty

>>21112606
I want Kate to sit on my face and rip massive farts and I want to worship her asshole as my one true God. I want to marry Cass.

>>21115208
Me too son, me too. The stench is what I crave.

>>21113426
he reminds me of this guy

>>21113413
please sir may I have more pixels in these trying times

>>21112606
>Jill
That's a man

>>21115533
It's tik tok, of course it's a goddamn man.

>>21113808
can you imagine the plane exploding because of this retard

>>21113418
>eat a ton of garbage
>can't eat the bread though, carbs are bad for you!
ketofags are so obnoxious

>>21115574
she does eat it later in the video. she's trying to make it look like she's sucking dick. it's fetish material.

>500lbgiantess

>>21113418
cannae stand em lads

>>21113475
hidden eggscape hatch

>>21113413
>844 kb
don't tell other people to post in different formats when you don't even know what the fuck you're doing

>>21113808
I fucking love this guy.

>>21114778
>>21115615
lmao

>>21114720
>metrics and lean
I'll take a thousand of them over one Scrumfag. I fucking can't stand those cultists.

>>21115196
Anon, why do you know what goat spunk tastes like?

>>21113498
It happened so tough kitties sailor.

>>21112343
Stop! I submit!

>>21113418
lol

>>21114735
that ought to be carcinogenic

>>21115848
:(

>>21115610
I should call her.

>>21113426
IS THAT TUCO SALAMANCA?!

>>21115274
He has to eat all those eggs

>>21115997
It's the splash of sauce at the very end that really sends me

>>21115965
I should call you.

>>21112353
Accompanying soundtrack for this webm:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHXQhCPCk2Q

>>21113808
If I ever encounter this man on any form of public transportation and he has that shit eating grin on his face, I'm going to fucking jail.

>>21116490
>I'm going to fucking jail.
because you're going to fuck him?

>>21112606
I hate that I 100% would fuck Nami. I have such a terribly self-destructive taste in women.

>>21112726
looks pretty good

>>21114735
wouldn't mind a bite of this

>>21116757
How can someone be in the kitchen this long and still think this was a good idea

>>21116760
these people are the reason you have to go through so many steps in a job interview nowadays

>>21112726
Perfect execution there chief, but I'd like to eat breakfast before 1pm, thanks.

>>21112343

Food gore thread?

>>21114197
>>21114224
Their Scrum Master ordered them to do it for the holiday Epic. Also, "Jill" is a man.

>>21116757
What the fuck is this retard doing

>>21116757
Is there any valid reason for transferring something from one dutch oven to another? How many people own more than one dutch ovens anyway?

>>21113418
El ogro negro...

>>21113508
I despise americans

>>21116757
I can hear it

>>21113808
I have no words to properly describe the intense disgust and revulsion I feel for this webm and everything it includes and stands for

>>21113808
I don't what is sadder, actually cooking in an airplane bathroom or renting a grounded fuselage to fake the whole ordeal

>>21113838
This makes me unreasonably angry

>>21112606
Nami you useless whore

>>21115965
epic lol xD

>>21116810
Don't worry, it's fake. You aren't even allowed to take a lighter onto a plane, TSA isn't letting a guy that looks like a pedo take several large batteries and a mass of wires and heating elements into one.

>>21115859
Then give me one of your kingdom's secrets

>>21112663
lol

>>21116831
Prove it’s fake

>>21116757
This reminds me of my time on the toilet last night.

>>21116793
we could see it brother

>>21116795
I have like 4 of them, its not that uncommon

>>21116991
Prove it isn't fake.

>>21117211
no he asked first

>>21116831
>You aren't even allowed to take a lighter onto a plane
you're allowed to take one lighter and it has to be on your person, t. smoker

>>21112343
That WebM gave me heartburn

>>21112655
I'm crying laughing

>>21117497
that dude eats corn the long way

>>21113838
I remember when this kind of behavior was the worst we had. It's almost nostalgic in a way.

>>21116757
Surely, we've all done that at least once
Right?

>>21117497
I honestly think his fashion style is worse than his eating.

>>21113589
>>potatoes
>>chicken
>>dryness
You're doing it wrong

>>21113800
I think that's an add for beans spliced into Ann Margret from Tommy.

>>21112426
This has to be the most American thing ever

>>21117497
who knew there was a gayer way to eat a banana than the traditional deep throat method.

>>21112612
Top kek

>>21113426
He cooks his way out

>>21116793
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-p8YpR7rJc

sir, would you like a bee roll?

>>21114725
>I hate millennials.
>>21114771
>I would exterminate the millennial plague off this earth if I could.
How do I even BEGIN to explain this is a gen Z bitch in this video you clown niggas.

>>21114771
>>21114725
>da peeepull my age r kewl and da peepull older dan me r cringe
Nah there is cringe throughout all of humanity, ALL AGES.
You lil faggots are some of the cringe.

>>21117641
those are genx posters

>>21112606
Shut the fuck up Nami. For me though it’s Victoria, she seems like the kind of girl who because she was always a bigger gal had low self esteem and didn’t get much male attention growing up which thereby forced her to develop a more likable personality and a sense of humor. I’ve dated a few of those types, they’re a lot of fun to goof around with and also super down for anything in bed.

>>21115971
>antagonist is wetback drug dealing psycho
>name him “Taco Chimichanga”
How the hell did they get away with that shit

>>21115596
Why is the patron acting like he’s in a k-hole

>>21115783
do americans really?

>>21114314
Marmite, cheese, bacon and red onion pinwheel scones.

>>21113391
When did he put the rice in? I must have missed it.

>>21112606
>"jill"
>star of david
Uh oh!

>>21117497
perfectly encapsulates how I feel about niggers who eat grapefruit with a spoon or eggs from little "dippy cups"

>>21114337
I make it a point to do all 7 on every plane.

>>21112655
many such cases

>>21114231
Dehydrated is the best, but stale vs fresh doesn't matter.

>>21118290
>stale vs fresh doesn't matter.
I find it matters a bit with really light sandwich bread. It's so light that it falls apart easily. But with good dense bread it's fine fresh.

>>21112353
he is like the peewee of herman

>>21117537
Pretty sure that guy's talking about that webm, where even the cake looked drier than yesterday's sponge.

>>21113475
Nerve gas

>>21116760
Its ragebait

>>21112343
what would take you first, ass cancer, heart disease or stroke?

>>21117921
I feel like a king eating my egg from a special cup.

>>21114167
both trooned out so, I guess new char-ACKter arc soon lmao

>>21118807
ass stroke

>>21113808
>>21116831
>>21116991
>>21117211
>>21117219
there are 2 different sinks in the video

>>21114394
Nah that's just hearsay. Delta is "looking in to it" but it's unlikely he'll get put on no-fly.

>>21116815
It's actually simpler than that. He can just pre-cook the ingredients and a finished meal at home and bring that on board alongside the raw ingredients, then show himself putting the raw ingredients in the sink cooker, swap them out for the cooked ones in the cut (because I have doubt about the feasibility of that battery cooker, and because this saves time), then dispose of both raw and cooked without eating them. After that he just has to put a little bit of the home pre-cooked ingredients he kept back in the bag and eat that.
He can do all that without eating bathroom sink food.
Why? For massive internet exposure at a cost of probably around $50 all told if he was already going to take a flight.

>>21117606
That's how you know this shit is good.

>>21112343
this has been nasty ever time i've seen it

>>21112345
she forgot the pepper from her fartbox

>>21112343
ffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccckkkkkkk!

>>21115965
no bro
be strong,

>>21119030
qt

>>21116793
Handle was hot and the retard couldn't find a mitt.

>>21115997
lost

>>21117820
he wants to fug

>>21119630
I don’t know man, he looks like he’s already getting head under the table or some shit like why the fuck does he look like that

>>21112343
Disgusting

>>21112345
she also squirts hotsauce from her vaginja if you ask

>>21117497
Never has the phrase "return to monke" been so relevant

>>21117497
Become ungovernable etc.

>>21112990
>webms
>expecting sound
Lurk moar

>>21112343
why not cut the pizza before you pour 900 pepperonis on it

>>21112726
>french toast
:(
>franch toast
:)

>>21116795
Burninig the bottom (skill issue).

>>21113418
how can she afford to become so fat? i dont even have enough money for a car

>>21114651
that's just french scrambled eggs. when i make mine i just do it on very low heat instead of his method but that takes like 15-20 mins. i guess his method would work best at a restaurant where time is key

>>21113838
watching this with sound is unbearable. i had a biology teacher in college that behaved like her, thank god i wanted to be an engineer

>>21115605
Gonnae stop typin like that, bawbag.

>>21114720
I work for a top 4 accounting firm and you're right.
Saw this bitch with pants up to her tits
she looked like an actual clown.. Kept wondering if that's some weird Indian fashion and they all act the same. Soulless creeps blogging about nothing and pretending to be intelligent.

>>21119030
why am i aroused by this

>>21117497
How do you eat it, with your hands?

>>21119649
lol

>>21120251
No hands.

>>21115601
Ah yes, manmade horrors beyond my comprehension

>>21112726
what kind of tooth terrorist would use that much sugar? are you a jewish dentist ?

>>21113508
I'm disgusted

>>21114396
Drinks?

>>21118876
>because I have doubt about the feasibility of that battery cooker
You can't bring the cooked foods on the plane but you can bring the battery and the cables necessary to boil water. At least in the US :v)

>>21120133
Increasing the amount of money allocated to EBT cards is good for the internal economy of the country, they discovered that during COVID to not have to declare a recession and since then they cannot stop.

>>21120792
Oh really? Maybe that's a US thing. Here in the UK you can bring food on the plane, but they would confiscate it at customs when you arrive in the US.
I would imagine whatever "no cooked food" rule the US might have would apply to raw food too, but I don't have any knowledge about that.

>>21115965
You call now

>>21112343
Literally food for subhumans.

>>21112353
I hate his tiny bite of potato so god damn much

>>21117631
My Gen X/Boomer mom acts like this.

>>21119030
imagine the patience required to work artistically with hot marshmallow... the clean up must be awful.

>>21121711
>>21112353
>Wafer thin slice of potato smeared across the back of the fork
>he chews like it's steak
why did you have to point this out for me? now i hate it too

>>21113408
kek The Boondocks has aged well, all things considered

>>21112353
Dry cake.

>>21117497
Somehow even more gay than stuffing it in your mouth as if you're sucking a dick.

>>21112426
>activate by mistake
>get ventilated by police over a moving violation
Maybe one of the dumbest products I’ve ever seen.

>>21114711
Imageboard. Not a video sharing site. Imageboard. Image.
Image board.

>>21121753
I want you to hate it, it needs to be hated.

>>21115997
lmao

>>21112348
love gordon edits

>>21114197
>they're dorks and genetic dead ends and fucking gay.
so a 4chan user

>>21119030
oh wait those are his arms not a pair of balls

>>21115610
Whats the appeal to these? Does anyone enjoy getting a mouth full of thick cream?

>>21113508
I want to go home now

>>21117622
:3

>>21113418
giwiwtb

>>21115610
This webm always makes me simultaneously extremely horny and extremely voracious, so it's probably rewiring my brain to turn me into some kind of cannibal rapist

>>21112726
Tell me how to make the bread, cunt

>>21115274
Holy shit, I’ve never seen this side of the egg fort before. I never even knew there was a prince.

>>21122908
America is really not doing well.

>>21112606
I bet Victoria fucks black dudes

>>21117520
with his butt

>>21123475
https://youtu.be/ziZe_SGblAY

>>21123762
>>21123475
You can also cut some of the eggs, and replace them with an equal weight of milk.

>>21112343
People hate on this webm but it inspired me to make my own and it fucks pretty hard. I wish I knew what the sauce actually is, I’ve been doing pepperoni oil and ranch which is good but I’m not sure it’s correct.

>>21113426
The king of /ck/.

>>21113426
>>21115274
What if it's the same guy and he's been trapped in the egg fort for decades

>>21112726
all that sauce will overwhelm the breads natural flavour...

>>21123972
shouldn't you gut them before?

>>21123972
I would eat squab but those look like ass

>>21123968
who gives a shit about the natural flavor
eat some grass if you like natural flavors

>>21123517
Good afternoon, "Jill"

>>21123972
I get being too lazy to pluck them, if you can endure the stench of burned feathers. But gutting them takes like 10 seconds, and you still have to scoop them out after its cooked. Why cook it while its literally filled with shit?

>>21112348
>see this webm get mocked relentlessly on /tv/ and /ck/
>actually tried it
>was really tasty
I don't get why you lot find it so funny

>>21113808
This dude is the ultimate "Clean it up, wagie". Absolutely beyond based.

>>21112606
SHUT THE FUCK UP NAMI

>>21117820
>>21115596
Diego Maradona, the man in the video, was a massive drug addict. He snorted coke, drank like a fish, and smoked incredible quantities of dope. He is almost certainly on something in this video.

>>21122908
God I would give her a pumpkin cream pie.

>>21123765
Wow, didn’t think someone would actually give a recipe. Thanks.

>>21113413
>MP4 board
and this is a webm thread faggot

>>21112345
sigh... *unzip*

>>21113800
anon, I...

>>21113475
Very carefully I would assume