>>4937259
All their points in comfort at character creation. The perfect organism for relaxing. This is why they live symbiotically with the apex predator of this planet: living rooms.

>>4937275
But there is another...

>>4937275
Lol well said

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>>4937275
Because they are lazy shitters that don't have to do anything since the toxo slave provider beta faggot will serve them anyway.

>>4937320
He's serving his country, not his dog. The dog doesn't give a shit. When my dog shits on the side of the road or somewhere else desolate I just kick dirt over it. The bags are only for dog parks, national parks, and when there's a house nearby.

Meanwhile if you don't scoop the box they start using the hamper... permanently.

>>4937338
Grass toucher here. This is done in protest when the city removes garbage cans from trailheads. No one wants to bring a shit bag in their car home with them. No one wants to carry a bag back up 1 mile of switchbacks. So due to the lack of disposal facilities (that get removed due to the voluntarily homeless abusing them), the bags just get left on the ground as if to say "i pay how much in taxes for you faggots to sit on your asses and consult a DEI department about referencing native americans on signage?
Ie: in a nearby park this never happened. The city removed the garbage can because hobos were using it. Now there is a bag pile by the can.

Clean it up staties.

Also see: when they provide a recycling only can to be "green". It will fill with dog shit bags, granola bar wrappers, and maybe 2 plastic water bottles because no one is recycling a considerable amount out there anyways.

>>4937338
Looks like the truth is confirmed. Dog people have higher intelligence than catchuds.
You leave your bag of dog shit somewhere easy to find/remember and then circle back after your walk/hike so you aren't carrying shit around. So obvious I'm amazed you did not understand that.

>>4937342
>*by the can’s original spot
There’s also a trailhead that used to have an extra garbage can down the access trail, and despite it being by a few rich cunt properties that get garbage service they removed the can. Probably to appease the rich cunts that somehow got homes on the edge of a preserve. Now people leave bags there or just dont pick it up. Why? Because it is the job of the city that charges a lower class home owner $2000 a year while charging apartment faggots almost nothing to manage waste disposal. Not ours.

>>4937343
Gee I guess I should be worried for my local hikers since the same bags have been sitting on the 4 mile trail behind my house for over a week now.
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>>4937346
This must be it. Every single dog owner is wise and courteous, it's the municipality's fault. There is not a single selfish or thoughtless dog owner. They're all on the same team united against the evil stupid other team, after all.

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>>4937375
NPCs

>>4937259
That doesn't look very relaxing

>>4937375
>be local government anywhere on the west coast
>siphon off tax dollars to pay your friends to sit in chairs and talk about "standing up to hate" (aka christianity and white people existing) and "being inclusive" (aka hiring incompetent people because they are trannies)
>roads are trash, homeless faggots everywhere
>construction projects take forever, corruption means money is redirected and workers do nothing
>liberals mean even more money is spent on design, DEI, and "representation"
>don't provide garbage cans for trails
>WHY DO PEOPLE LITTER? TAKE SMELLY TRASH HOME IN YOUR CAR, YOU LAZY FUCKS
>DO provide trash cans downtown where (You), the city official, live, because otherwise people litter instead of carrying trash forever
people are tired of paying these corrupt jews taxes just so nothing gets done and they have to continue carting trash around, anon. i can go downtown and see the plentiful trash cans. i can go to the trail behind your house and see there is no trash can. i can see my tax bill. i can therefore see that I will not be carrying the smelly trash home myself.

file a complain with the city demanding they provide and maintain a garbage can. i did. but i'm not your neighbor, so they find every excuse to ignore it and tell me "rules are rules, cart your own trash around bumpkin, trash cans are for us city employees working downtown"

because until municipalities provide the same trash cans they provide their buddies downtown to the rest of us, that shit is staying on the ground until a city wagie stops by to pick it up, or i'm not even picking it up and just using a stick to make a little hole, nudge it in, and bury it. cat owners don't have to pick up after their pets either so why would I? :^)

>>4937387
But anon that tax money is needed for Queeranthia Jones's gay lesbian trans art project

>>4937387
I tried, but I'm not reading this irrelevant /pol/ meltdown. Some dog owners are shitty and thoughtless, some cat owners are shitty and thoughtless. Don't take it so personally.

>>4937394
>Nooooo you need to carry poop home because this isn't the inner city and we dont get trash cans here! The liberal establishment said so! They need to spend that tax money on rainbow crosswalks and "BIPOC" murals!
Don't ask, demand, a trash can, and the bags will go there instead. Simple as.

If they say no, you're welcome to pick up the bags and throw them on the roof of city hall to make a point. But it's not my problem.

stop talking about bags of poop

>>4937396
Anti dog schizo is obsessed with poop amongst other freakishly and disturbing things. It simply cannot help itself.

>>4937395
God you city """hikers""" are so whiny and entitled. Can't handle cleaning up after your dog? Don't have a dog.
Additionally I live in Idaho and the trail by my house has a can at the trailhead and at the viewpoint 2.5 miles in yet there's still bags of dogshit along the way so your "IT'S THE LIBERALS FAULT!" argument really doesn't help me.

>>4937398
for some reason the funny animal board is way more political than most others i visit. you won't find the cat vs dog seethefests anywhere else on the site.

my theory is that the current political landscape of the world is so angry and full of very serious debates that affect our lives in very real ways, but they're trivialized and treated as twitter arguments. these debates never get solved, it's just endless screaming while things get progressively worse and nobody is listening to you or cares what you say.
so at least here we can get the pent up stress out of our systems in a safe and low-stakes kind of way. because in the end all we're doing here is just screaming "NUH UH! DOG IS BETTER!" "NUH UH! CAT IS BETTER!" like toddlers.

>>4937407
Sounds like they need to... Relax.

>>4937401
Not him but I also live in idaho and the minority of leftover bags are from stoners. I lived in spokane before this and it was all due to cans disappearing. Never an issue where there’s a can unless there are potheads or mexicans around.

>>4937320
Cute dog

>>4937411
>posting Maxwell in the big 25
Don't you know that he was literally owned by a foodist?
Anyway, I'm glad that that Uni impersonator is dead.

>>4937407
It's one anti dog schizo that recently posted animal abuse videos and a lot of people taking a steaming shit on his chest in every shit thread it makes and posts in.

>>4937415
That's such a copout stance that only ever leads to frustration and inaction. I've spent most of my working life in public lands, recreation, and livestock. There's been dogshit and litter on almost every trail and park I've been to that lies within 30mi of a town. Red states, blue states, mixed cities, white towns, can-lined urban walking trails, serviceless backcountry trails - doesn't matter. There's thoughtless people that shouldn't own animals of every race, location, and ideology.
Both "sides" just whine and blame their "enemy" instead of doing anything about it.

>>4937425
This is another copout stance that is a product of the past four elections. It can't be that multiple people disagree with you, it must always be one villian, and once the villian is defeated by the savior everything will be okay. The board must have only four posters and they're "catschzio" or "dogschzio" or "p*leoschizo" or you. Now there's definitely deranged people on this board but I haven't seen any of their usual tells in this thread.
I'm assuming you think I'm "anti dog schzio" just because I complained about dog poop on trails when I've been repeatedly reiterating that it's not all dog owners, have never said anything about cats, and keep expressing that the console war is retarded.

guys please just go back to posting good kitties... that's all we need ... no more arguing,.. just frens posting great creatures

>>4937434
>guys please just go back to posting good kitties
Why do you psyop us into thinking this is a cat thread? It's not, it's a relaxing animals thread

>>4937432
>it must be one villain
Ok, but dude, sometimes it is. 4chan is not a super popular website to begin with. The chances of there being more than one person on this earth who is obsessed with trying to "prove" that all dog owners are fucking them, by posting bestiality, hates dogs, and spams "cat website cat website" whenever someone doesn't basically worship cats, is near zero. This guy hasn't exactly doxed himself but the chances of his more frantic interactions being multiple people responding at exactly the post timer etc is near zero. The chances of multiple people trying to force the mods to move /dog/ to /trash/ or /bant/ by doing deranged shit like attempting to fabricate zoosadism confessions by its regular users is near zero. It's just too consistent and too bizarre for an already small population.

I DO agree that a lot of posts that do not belong to this person have been ascribed to this person. Is paleoschizo (who is so one guy, that he fucking doxed himself) definitely this bestiality nut? No. He could be. But there's really no proof he is. Believe it or not, a LOT of schizos dislike dogs (they make their voices worse or something) and develop bestiality obsessions. Like even mikeeUSA, a pretty well confirmed schizo from /g/, who has no relation to /an/ and has never posted here, hates dogs and is insistent that white men should only own cats. It's just a schizo thing.

>>4937421
I'm middle-aged, I don't know anything any more. I just see them animals and I post them and accept that I am a dinosaur.

>>4937455
Proud of you, son.

>>4937455
based

Don't tell the hedgehog thread that hedgehogs are relaxing in here

Another one. Pigs are really fun when they aren't hungry.

>>4937259
the flexible spine is a big reason. they can bend in ways that are impossible for other quadrupeds

>>4937666
If only humans could have such flexible spines. I'm sure that'd be useful for something.

>>4937398
Get 4chanx and hide the first animal console war post you see
90% of the thread will disappear but it's all the one attention whore replying to himself anyway so you're not missing out.

>>4937515
I love when bunies kick themselves into this restful position.

>>4937692
You live the ghetto bro, thats not a dog problem

>>4937668
I would use it to look in the low cupboards without bending my knees

Been a long day of not relaxing, now it's time to relax.

>>4937760
Exactly so.

There's a reason why poor people, when my dog barks and growls at them, they tell him "good dog". When it's rich people, they get scared of him.

Because the poor know the value of a creature willing to protect you. The rich want only a slave.

>>4937910
Sleep tight pup