>>4936265
fpbp
Even if it only annoys the mods who let this place go to hell willingly, that's still accomplishing more than OP ever will in their entire life

You can't ride a dog to war. Horse won.

>>4936297
dogs are mans best friend and coworker
horses are mans best slave
>dog cant work anymore
>ok just sleep here and bark at black people
>horse cant work anymore
>dinner!

>>4936265
FPBP. Console war spam is killing the board.

>>4936298
That speaks more about the shitty character of man, than a flaw in horse.

>>4936301
>>4936267
>>4936265
Samefag

>>4936265
based and nuancepilled
>>4936399
cringe and NPCpilled

What makes you think cats want to work for humans?

>>4936415
Why do you let a little shit own you?

>>4936416
anyone with any form of pet is letting a little shit own them.

>>4936399
noose bait

>>4936255
lovely doggo

>>4936428
Yeah, but catfags explicitly state that they’re cat owned.

Do they have a zoodom fetish or something?

>>4936415
Unlike dogs, cats don't have a concept of wanting or not wanting to work for us. You're either smart enough to condition them, or you're not.

Dog training is easy on people because dogs are intelligent and will make an effort to interpret your behavior. Cat training is a lot more strict because it's not so much communicating as it is programming, so you need to follow the rules and time windows of operant conditioning as well as you possibly can. If you do, the results are the same.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dQ4tOK-ek0

The difference between doesn't want to work and doesn't understand anything going on is distinct. Many primitive dog breeds will gladly work for the immediate obviousness of pay or when pay has always been consistent, but are leery of doing tasks if consistently not receiving a reward and will even yell at you, smack you, check your pockets, and fuck off and petition nearby humans for the pay they expect to receive. We "fixed" this canine behavior in some weird ways - breeding more neurotic dogs, breeding dumber and more trusting dogs, and breeding dogs that lack the gene for switching off their apetite so they are always so desperate for food that they don't care if they didn't get it the last 20 times. Hence "working breeds" - they have inherited mental illnesses that make them want to work.

If an animal just doesn't understand you need to walk it back to the most basic and consistent operant conditioning routines.

>>4936406
The real npc(you) does not understand that engaging in anti-consolewars behavior is exactly equivalent to the consolewars.

>>4936255
Have you seen pugs? I say cats won in the end.

>>4936516
Pugs were normal healthy lapdogs in china, white people did that to them

Now white people got bored and moved to cats

KEKEKEKEKE

>>4936519
Still a cat win.

>>4936522
Cats main job today is being a moving house plant and blanket warmer. The dogs designed to act similarly do a significantly better job than a cat ever would. The majority of working dogs have very important and/or useful jobs. Checking for allergies in food, warning diabetics their blood sugar is too high, sniffing for bombs, grabbing me a beer from the fridge, being disabled people's hands to name ONLY a few.

What work pet dogs do? Shit, and entertain you. Same as a cat.

People keep rotties and gsds to fill the role of a pekingese palace dog.

>>4936527
Many people keep retrievers to use while hunting. People only keep cats as interactive house plants, blanket warmer, and to scent their house with.

>>4936530
>Interactive houseplants
That would be a Betta fish.

Cats are affectionate silly companions, good PETS. Like a palace dog.

>>4936539
Half of all cats are just reclusive assholes with a short temper. They're like pitbulls that can't kill you.

>>4936255
>Cat could never be a ZOG attack dog
Stop you're making me like cats. Next time use respectable working dogs like a guide dog, search and rescue or detection dog. Police maulers are in the same tier as violent shitbulls.

>>4936547
A cat would recoil the moment its tender paws touched the snow, scratching and biting anyone getting in the way of it desperately returning to the comfort of its home.

>>4936298
Quite literally the opposite

>>4936511
incorrect

>>4936547
>Police maulers are in the same tier as violent shitbulls.
Melanated drug dealer anon detected.

>>4936577
Objectively Incorrect. Fact.

>>4936582
I agree, your post was objectively incorrect.

>>4936298
Seriously what does nature do with horses that get old? They don’t just lay down and die from starvation do they?

>>4936509
What do you consider primitive breeds and which breeds have the appetite switched off?

>>4936587
That is exactly what happens. Their teeth wear down to the gums and they starve to death. But you can circumvent that by feeding soft chaff and oats instead.

>>4936597
>Nope I just don't trust incompetent zogbots with a questionable weapon
You're brown. You're the average 4channer. Understandable.

>>4936585
Oh nice. I'm glad we can agree that you are objectively and factually the NPC. Pretty obvious if you have more then 3 brain cells. If you reply to this post, implicitly or explicitly, it means you agree with me.

>>4936602
I agree, but let's not forget that today is Opposite Day, after all. ;)

>>4936615
Close, but no cigar, chud.

>>4936617
Declared by whom? The greedy dataslut megazorporations hellbent on profiting off every aspect of our lives down to every last day on the calendar? Or was it the globalist shadowcult jewminati pulling at the strings? Herding us into neat little lines where our ancestral customs be rationed out of neat little boxes? Well I say "No, thank you! No way!" I will not shun free tradition in the name of bureaucratic slavery. If you have any self respect you'll join me. Cast off your chronological shackles and be free! Be free with me! Oh, can't you feel it? The open skies of truth, the fresh wind of possibility?! Oh come, be free with me! Be free!

>>4936255
>cat is a pet
>dog is a slave
Simple as.

>>4936656
>Calls dog a slave

Bro you got meme'd on big time.

>>4936668
This take is absolutely right, thought.

>>4936670
Anyone that has owned a dog knows just how stupid it is. Get real, dummy.

>>4936671
Nope. Just buttsniffers.

>>4936255
Both cats and dogs can sniff drugs but only dogs snitch on you cause cats aren't such assholes

>>4936707
Why are you so obsessed with sniffing dog butts?

>>4936255
Let's all take a moment to admire that sheath with the smallest bit of pink poking through.

Imagine the police set tigers on people tho

>>4936255
nice tongue

>>4936656
A cat is reptilian. Just pure instinct and a glorified decoration like a tegu.
A dog is human. No more a slave than any woman. Try not to be a libtard now.

>>4936770
ok but women ARE slaves. the only way freedom from the patriarchy can be attained is by being non sentient because instincts cant negotiate. therefore cats are free by being too dumb to be enslaved.

>>4936255
Cats are NEETs, they would never tolerate being wageslaves.

>>4936801
Functionally, they are "human". A dog has the same status under you as you have under the state. If you believe a dog is a slave, you are also a slave. If you believe slavery is wrong you are obligated to shoot police officers and government legislators on sight. However, you don't.

You just say "OMG dogs are slaves, cats are free and cat owners dont enslave animals" because that makes you feel like you're worth something for owning a cat. Back to reality I have been keeping the same exact cat in the same exact house for 20 years but if I try and do this to my dog they dig a hole in a door. Dogs are not slaves. They're cooperating citizens.
>but you train the-
Education is mandatory for humans.
>but they get put do-
Go shoot a cop - no, a cops DOG, and they will treat you worse than that dog.
>Animals don't have free will!?
Oh they do, and they get the same treatment as humans that just run away without first asking for their masters permission.

Dogs are so not slaves that it took selective breeding to make some mentally ill enough to cooperate more consistently and they still go off the rails, make demands, and eat your house if you don't also cooperate.

Dogs are people under people. Cats are just little balls of pure instinct that can't even participate in this system but they are not free by a mile. If cats were free you wouldn't see 3-4 happily living in one studio apartment forever.

>>4936849
This poster sniffs dog butts on a daily basis

>>4936876
You cant really refute his points

Cats are slaves. They have no choice. Dogs are negotiated with. Abuse them, and they bite.

>>4936877
pretty sure if you abuse cats they'll bite too

>>4936876
Anti cat schizo confirmed low IQ, poop obsessed, and btfo yet again.

What is this cringe discussion. Pets are not slaves, slaves are slaves.

Both cats and dogs simply exist in an order you provide for them.

>>4936881
Saying dogs are slaves is a stupid meme that both anti dog schizos and pro Spitz schizos have fallen for. It is remarkably stupid to anyone that has any experience with dogs in general.

>>4936879
I meant the Anti dog schizo, sorry.

>>4936879
This

>>4936894
Yeah the anti dog schizo is 100% all of those things.

>>4936896
You trying to flip the coined "anti cat schizo" around is so funny to us. You're trying sooo hard but we can see right through you.

>>4936899
>us
Lmfao. You can barely see through the stench cloudhome. 15 cats produce within your studio apartment.

>>4936849
This.

>>4936878
according to catfags its abuse to keep them inside and train them

and yet my 100% indoor cat took well to an e collar. as in electric. no more counter surfing! no more carpet scratching! no more pestering dogs! peak slavery. a dog negotiates, a cat obeys. using such devices to punish dogs makes them nervous and aggressive, but they make cats humble and submissive and with much longer battery life because it takes less juice to train a cat. friendliest cat on earth btw. it really put her in her place.

>>4936923
Holy freaking based.

>>4936587
They're prey animals, historically they would've been picked off by predators that specialize in weeding out the old and sick members of a herd.

>>4936902
>>4936907
>>4936923
>>4936937
All me btw

>>4937050
There's multiple people smacking you down and you choose to pretend to be those people. Who do you think knows you're lying? Have you considered a career in stand up?

>>4937069
>Multiple people
Lol, lmao

>>4937074
They're alllll laughing at you, bud. Cope harder. It is amusing.

The anti dog schizo, probably you, posted an animal abuse video today. In my eyes and hopefully many others you have lost.

>>4936255
I think out of all our domestic animals dogs deserve to be genetically uplifted to our level due to their status as man's best friend for 40,000 years

>>4937080
I read a news headline that says they're developing an anti aging pill for dogs. Probably too good to be true.

>>4937077
>Anti cat schizo thinks everyone isn't laughing at him
I almost pity you

>>4937083
Personally, I enjoy your delusions and watching you have extreme meltdowns. You posted an animal abuse video, which confirms what so many people have been saying about you.

>>4937077
Oh, the dog hating zoosdaist posted a webm of someone fucking a dog didn't he? Again? That was not the first time. He used to post close up videos of husky vaginas and spammed what were probably adam britton videos in /dog/ whenever he lost arguments due to his unrealistically pro-cat stance.
>Cats don't control pests?
>Off to /dog/ with some vile webms

>>4937096
Fingers. I know he scammed the hell out of the dog general, but this one was in that dogs prevent suicide thread. Must have really struck a nerve with him or something...

>anti-cat birdfags: post gore
>anti-dog catfags: post bestiality
>dogchads: only have to post a photo or webm of totally normal feline goings on to generate massive seethe
like this

Lmao toxobrains live like this. Lol! LOL!

>>4937104
omegalul!

>>4937089
I haven't posted any videos on /an/ in at least a week. Keep that schizo melty going tho, hopefully you'll have an aneurysm and then /an/ can rejoice once you no longer shit up threads.

>>4937104
Apparently dogs being so great that they stop people from committing suicide triggers extreme meltdowns from them. Aside from posting average cat behavior we simply need to post how objectively great dogs are for humanity. The truth makes them seethe.

>>4937112
You've blatantly lied in this thread multiple times. You're a special one if you think anyone believes you. Keep projecting.

>>4937115
Schizo projection. Cat website. Stay mad newfag.

>>4937117
>no u

Appreciate the concession.

>>4937117
This.

>the oldest use of "cat website" on /an/, despite bugguys decade long cat hate streak, is 2020
coincidentally an election year, the year we picked up dog hate schizo

back then people thought he was a specific youtuber, a medicated schizophrenic black man notorious for browsing zoophile websites to "prove" dog owners are all fucking them. now people think he's the prune that pretends to be a random paleontologist. anons change, schizos don't.

Extreme meltdown: CONFIRMED

>>4937106
Such clean animals. Muhammad approves pbuh.

>>4937133
This.

>>4937106
Is there so much litter ground into the carpet its a crust or is it just phones large radius sharpening

>>4937145
That isn't carpet...

>>4937106
Do cats often just lie down in their own piss and shit? Scraping their waste around every time and then walking all over the house is disgusting enough.
>>4937133
lmao

>>4937148
…anymore.

>>4937165
Yes they are usually dust bathing or marking territory in a multi cat household.

>>4937128
Dogfags on suicide watch

>>4937245
Retard that was obviously for >>4937122
The poor anti dog schizo was losing it's mind doing the most obvious samefag in the history of the internet.

>>4937080
>I think out of all our domestic animals dogs deserve to be genetically uplifted to our level due to their status as man's best friend for 40,000 years
Anthropomorphic wolves/dogs?
Better to perform your experiment on an island and watch from a safe distance haha.
I love dogs but that is a huge change.
Their new-found intelligence might corrupt them.
Kind of like how sometimes the friendly overweight person suddenly becomes a complete asshole when they lose all the pounds.
>>4936519
>Pugs were normal healthy lapdogs in china
No they weren't..
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pug
The very reason they were even collected by wealthy Europeans is because they looked so weird. Also, they are extinct in China because they ate them all. A half-breed pug looks very normal in comparison to a full-breed pug.
The interesting issue that hasn't been resolved is why the Pitbull looks similar to the Pug despite the Pitbull originating in Europe and the Pug from China.
Also, this is the source of your cat picture. I assumed it was an ai gen, but it is actually a very recently created breed of cat -
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/oct/19/uk-experts-warn-against-buying-feline-equivalent-of-xl-bully-dog
https://www.instagram.com/bullycatsuk/
This just demonstrates that white people are way better at domesticating animals compared to brownoids suck as yourself.
Dog for herding -> Border collie
Dog for killing -> Pitbull
Freakish spectacle dog -> Modern Dachshund
Dog for killing rats -> terrier
etc...
I do hate those freakishly ugly/sickly breeds though.

>>4936570
ok, owner of a restraunt in Hong Kong

>>4937380
>Anthropomorphic
I wouldn't go that far

>>4937127
This.