>>4936225
Dog person ofc. Dogs > cats in all things.

I like both. If had to choose, would only get a dog if I had a family otherwise a dog completely overtakes your life.

>>4936225
>redditor
>phoneposter
>discord tranny
>console war NPC
why am i not surprised

>>4936235
Where did discord come from?

>>4936236
filename

It's factually true that dog people are more conservative by median, which also correlates to having higher testosterone. Cat people are afraid of dogs because they secretly know that they are weak and pathetic losers. Cat people think cats (one of most notorious killers in the world) are timid and passive, like themselves, simply on the basis that they cannot harm them (even though they will eat you when you die). They also project on to cats as being intelligent (lmao) which again is just their insecurity. If you think about it, cat people are all deeply pathetic people.

>>4936225
wolfpack was based but I hate how they keep teasing us with this throwback minifig stuff instead of reissuing actual sets

>>4936244
NPC

>>4936225
>HI GUYS I'M BAITING GUYS AREN'T I COOL AND FUNNY GUYS I JUST EBINLY TROLLED ALL OF 4CHAN XDDD I'M SO FUNNY I SAID THE BAIT WORDS LMAOOOOOO
commit suicide ASAP please, you will not be missed

>>4936256
All he said asked was are you a cat person or a dog person.

>>4936244
It's true. The average "cat person" is nothing like the average person who happens to have a cat. "Cat person" just means "i am intellectually insecure and dislike dogs". If you own a cat, do not be a "cat person", for the love of god. "cat people" are fucking annoying.
>omg le cat owns me
>supreme gentleman animal
>according to a study of 200 dorm residents cat people have a higher average IQ so i am smarter
>cats are naturally clean and dogs are always dirty, all dogs are violent and all dogs eat their own shit
>cats have a natural right to rule and are apex predators. any dog that harms or chases a cat is disrupting the natural order and must be killed.
>^obnoxious midwit begging the neighborhood to set out tylenol tuna

"Dog people", not just normal people who own dogs, are also pretty cringe. Just not as pathetic and annoying. Instead they are thugs. Richard Feynmann, Albert Einstein, Richard Wagner, Erwin Schrodinger, James Maxwell, and John Pilley were just people who happened to own and like dogs. You may know these men for other animals they appreciated. That's because they weren't "dog people".

Adolf Hitler, Michael Vick, and Alexander the "great" (great rapist and murderer) were "dog people". The guys on youtube recommending that you hit, choke, and shock your dog into submission are "dog people". Your average pitbull/malinois thug is a "dog person".

See the difference. Notice the pattern. It could save your life.

>>4936225
I like both but would choose a dog over a cat. I don't want to deal with litter boxes.

>>4936266
Look at that histrionic hissyfit lmao
def a c*t shitter

>>4936270
Dog owner iq distribution be like
50-150
Cat owner iq distribution be like
105-115

>>4936303
More like 95-105
Cats are the midwit animal

>>4936352
Definitely 105-115
That’s midwit. 95-105 is slightly dumb. 125 is smart, 135 is low tier genius and essentially another species. 145+ on spatial reasoning only is approaching the limits of what standard humans can accurate evaluate. I’m one of those people. I see the DMT trip grid but 24/7.

>>4936392
Low wit take

>>4936281
>>4936303
>>4936352
>>4936392
>>4936397
NPCs

>>4936408
NPCschizo woke up

>>4936392
buddha mind

Im 160iq always +10 more than you, the only good pets are fish

>>4936225
So you get to choose between being a cute guy and a scary guy, isn't that the male ideal when you think about it?

>>4936225
Rare Lego W

Dogs are good for travelling happy people, cats are good with sedentary intelligent people.
>hurr fragile masculinity
Men are winning even at women's sports. How does that makes them fragile?
>>4936236
>what's a filename?
Stupid fuck

>>4936244
>>4936270
Kill yourself samefag

>>4936225
that is a wolf, not a dog.
here is your dog.
nice sly thread.

>>4936673
That's a baby polar bear you lying fuck.

>>4936688
Search that name into the archive if you dare.

>>4936866
Yes, airlines are jews that want to kill dogs. Thats why we have fake service dogs.

The rest of these non issues are solved by having the executive skills of an adult human beinn

so its the difference between actual faggot and edgelord faggot, got it

>>4936673
>dog person = well dressed nobility
You didn't think this one through did you lol

>>4936225
>catfag has tranny coded clothing

kek

>>4936866
Meanwhile, catfags:
>Hmmm this animal is annoying me. Instead of caring for it I will just throw it outside so it can care for itself. Who cares if it gets hit by a car or killed or eats poison and dies horribly? Lol not me!

Has a dog ever been credited in scientific papers?

>>4937211
>trans coded
How did this phrase enter your vocabulary?

Let the thread die. Console wars between cats and dogs are stupid. Own what you want, some fat baiter isn’t going to hold you at gunpoint demanding you to choose one or the other. If you’re confident and don’t give a fuck you can literally own whatever you want

>>4937262
>Console wars
No one mentioned vidya you projecting fat bastard

>>4937237
Yes. Dogs are axiomatically a key part of the history of domestication and our understanding of evolution and eugenics.

>>4937297
>axiomatically
Wasnt there a weird autist degen who kept using this word non stop i think he was a pony fag

>>4937231
>critique about the struggles of traveling with a dog
>completely unrelated seething over cat owners

>>4936873
>solved by having the executive skills of an adult human beinn
Most pet owners do not have the executive skills of an adult human beinn.

>>4937313
>Most "people" do not have the executive skills of an adult human being
Fixed that for you
Less than 20% of the world actually functions within or above the bounds of what we perceive as average intelligence. A large portion of it can score on tests as above average, and still perform poorly in real life due to other mental defects.

>>4936225
I tell people I'm a dog person (and do prefer them) but I'd be lying if I said I didn't go ''oh aren't you CUTE'' at every stray cat I see in my day to day life

>>4937698
They're a literal pest but them lil niggas still get the pspsps

>>4936225
Every “dog person” I’ve met brags about their vasectomy and complains about children being annoying despite having a house full of 24/7 barking dogs. Dogfags are beyond mentally ill.

>>4937435
Impressive that catfags have this universal faggy demeanor that seeps out 99.9% of the time. Even in their abominable threads, one can witness how they always emit such a sissy, femmy aura that it’s like watching girls talking to themselves.

>>4937712
All petfags are like that

>>4937712
This.
The crazy cat lady failed to have kids. The dog worshipper choose the dog instead of a kid.

>>4937712
People with dogs are more likely to have kids than cats. Sounds like you have been spending a little too much time on reddit.

>>4937712
>>4937936
>samefag larps
The stereotype is "family dog" for a reason

Dog owners are statistically more likely to marry and have children than cat owners and non-pet owners. Cat owners are statistically less likely to marry than non pet owners.

>cat people
have a cat in the home
>dog people
entire life revolves around their dog

>>4937946
>cat people: entire life revolves around playing video games, watching movies, getting drunk or high somewhere (usually high these days), and leaving their cat to destroy their house while they go sightseeing on impulse. african behavior for the owner of an african pet. typically live in apartments for their entire life.
>dog people: hard workers, family men, regimented planners. do nothing on impulse. plan every expense. typically are home owners or are guaranteed to become home owners in the future. eurasian behavior for the owner of a eurasian pet.
When I go to parties the people who get shitfaced, have sex in the bathroom, or fuck off to drop acid or something are always the cat peope

I leave with my wife because we need to feed the dog - and thank god for that excuse. Fucking degenerates. We don't actually need to feed the dog. We fed them before we left. Lmao.

>>4937950
Perpetual new reality
>>4937959
Occasional bad habit

>dog home looks more upscale and cleaner than cat home
Wew lad

>>4937965
That's one of the nicer ones indeed, here is a better representation of the average canine enthusiast household.

>>4937978
That home is from a pet hoarder. A home closer to catfag territory, great job.

>>4937983
AVERAGE

>>4937986
For catfags? Yes

>>4937987
Meanwhile in the dog house

Mentally ill people dont clean regardless of pet, but a house with a cat will always be dirtier than a house with a dog even if you try to keep it clean.

Cats are just naturally less clean. They don’t focus on dirt removal. They focus on disrupting their scent trail because their primary predator (canines) track prey by scent. Cats will gladly walk around with shit on them for hours and just lick off the surface shit to disrupt the scent trail. Shit ground in deeper stays because it goes stale and stops smelling.

The downside is your entire backyard becomes a sort of litterbox (but no shitty litter paws and no dust bathing on top of buried piss)… but technically, that is a lower effort outcome. The same effort outcome would be creating a litter corner for your dog. Demarcate it with a short fence on 3 sides and they understand it better.

Cats really function better if you do this too but then you need back angled fence toppers all around so they dont get eaten/ran over while roaming

t. pet groomer

>>4937990
It’s hard to dethrone catfags being the kings of filth, friend

>>4937997
>over 90 cats
97 DOGS!

>>4938001
Try a little bit harder

>>4937992
I really dont know how people live with and pretend indoor cats dont fucking stink
I was in a grocery store washroom the other day and that whole "scent is the strongest tied to memory sense" thing really kicked in when I realized it was what cat person home smells like
The washroom wasnt out of hand and filthy, it was obviously cleaned multiple times a day and you could smell the cleaning products. But it also had a subtle pissy stale undertone odor to it that is the exact same smell in every cat owner's home

>>4938005
Only intact males stink.

>>4938005
Cat house smell is really close to the smell of a house with small dogs that secretly pee in the basement because they cant hold their piss for more than 4 hours

But its on purpose

>>4938009
all litterboxes stink. you really need to put that shit outside. also, most healthy cats still vomit up a pale liquid at least a few times a month especially at night, so buy a UV flashlight and a good carpet/furniture spot cleaner.

>>4938009
They all stink

You cannot tell me all this shitty dog vs cat spam isn't coordinated in an off-site channel to ruin this board.

>>4938015
onEvidence's investigation has found ties between the consolewar spam and the infamous sextortion cult 726

>>4938002
>200 frozen cats
clearly they fed those to dogs = dog home

>>4938016
>cat haters have ties to telegram zoosadist groups
I knew it as soon as I caught them pityposting.

>>4938019
The so called cat haters are also dog haters and post dog zoosadism webms. And I mean actual cat haters, not the people sick of outdoor cats and entitled catfags and back-trolling them for bringing up dog killing first. I mean bird gore and animal fight spammer.

They dog vids get deleted a lot faster because cats, as prey animals, get caught dying in ways that are closer to the rules of /an/ and dogs usually need to be tortured by people.

>>4938017
Cope. The number has been bumped to 250 cats.

>>4938027
150 LIVE dogs

>>4938024
What kind of dog abuse did they post?
I saw peopel commenting on a deleted post.

>>4938029
>150 still alive
That’s good news. Dog hoarders are miles better than cat hoarders with their 200 dead cats. Anyways, you still need to beat the 250 score though.

>>4938033
Eh, the 150 chi is my best, I don't count puppy mill operations so you can take the win.

>>4936225
Is there a dog equivalent for the Toxoplasma parasite?

>>4938046
There's a zoonotic cough I believe, and dogs commonly give their owners worms because they lack their face/mouth.

Toxo is far more devastating than an of those. Toxo kills and blinds thousands upon thousands of babies per year.

>>4936225
Based LEGO calling out catkeks