Anonymous 01/17/25(Fri)11:14:53 | 23 comments | 5 images
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>EW YOU LIKE EATING CRAB LOL YOU MUST LIKE EATING BUGS!! THEY'RE JUST SEABUGS!!!!
>the closest they are related is the phylum level
>its like saying eating beef is the same as eating rats because they're both chordates
>...BUT YOU EAT BUGS THOUGH AHAHAHA
Anonymous 01/17/25(Fri)11:26:25 No.4935144
>>4935138
Bro took the bait and brought it still in his damn mouth to a whole ass other board.

What are you doing, son?
Anonymous 01/17/25(Fri)11:28:41 No.4935149
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>>4935144
What, is there a thread on /ck/ about this? Believe it or not this threads unrelated lol. I've been in those threads, and every time I post picrel I never get any reply or retort to it.
Anonymous 01/17/25(Fri)11:37:28 No.4935151
>>4935138
Subphylum level actually (crustacea) and rats are delicious while both bugs and crabs are not

And no, I am not a cat. I am actually a dog.
Anonymous 01/17/25(Fri)11:49:30 No.4935163
>>4935149
Idk, but it's a common bait thread over there.
Anonymous 01/17/25(Fri)12:23:13 No.4935182
>>4935138
Insects are more closely related to crustaceans than cows are to rats
Anonymous 01/17/25(Fri)12:54:15 No.4935213
>>4935138
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bt7nC52GrmM
Anonymous 01/17/25(Fri)13:09:05 No.4935224
Shrimp do have a "bug taste", I don't know how to describe it better.

The problem with eating insects is you have an indigestible chitin shell to crunch, with goo, guts and feces inside, while crustaceans have meat.
Anonymous 01/17/25(Fri)15:07:42 No.4935338
>>4935224
>The problem with eating insects is you have an indigestible chitin shell to crunch, with goo, guts and feces inside, while crustaceans have meat.
this, you can easily clean up crustaceans to eat
also, raw bugs have slime inside while raw crustaceans have solid, plump pieces of meat inside the shell
Anonymous 01/17/25(Fri)15:52:02 No.4935370
>>4935138
>>4935144
>>4935149
Okay but shrimp are literally the cockroaches of the sea.
Anonymous 01/17/25(Fri)16:14:25 No.4935374
>>4935370
How? Because they eat crap? So do many other fish we eat.
Anonymous 01/17/25(Fri)17:24:14 No.4935403
>>4935138
>EW YOU LIKE EATING CRAB LOL YOU MUST LIKE EATING BUGS!!
Unironically I wouldn't mind trying bugs, there was a place that sold cricket burgers but it's gone now and I regret not trying any
Anonymous 01/17/25(Fri)20:12:08 No.4935456
>>4935403
I tried cricket protein bars. They were pretty gross, unfortunately. I think the problem was with the flavoring the company chose, because I've eaten a live cricket before on a dare (learned later that was potentially dangerous), andit tasted like chicken for a second (then it tasted like ass).
Anonymous 01/17/25(Fri)20:51:51 No.4935477
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Anonymous 01/17/25(Fri)20:57:35 No.4935480
>>4935477
Thank you, frogman, for blessing my thread.
Anonymous 01/17/25(Fri)21:20:54 No.4935487
>>4935477
Thank you, frogman, for rightfully declaring this thread as a pile of shit.
Anonymous 01/17/25(Fri)22:23:14 No.4935516
>>4935487
OP already did that by posting retard frog
Anonymous 01/18/25(Sat)17:04:29 No.4935918
6afb64f3b6f41557ed82fe5e97978464
why should i eat ze bugz and live in ze pod when i can have a chicken do that for me
Anonymous 01/18/25(Sat)17:20:57 No.4935923
Anonymous 01/18/25(Sat)19:54:05 No.4935989
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Anonymous 01/20/25(Mon)14:48:29 No.4936857
>>4935918
Why are Germans always like this?
Anonymous 01/20/25(Mon)14:55:14 No.4936860
>>4936857
Decades of browbeating, self loathing, and communism.
Anonymous 01/21/25(Tue)17:53:42 No.4937444
>>4936860
that only shapes their current angle, it isn’t the cause, German culture has been this way for centuries.
Anonymous 01/21/25(Tue)18:20:41 No.4937453
They literally are "bugs," though. Insect wings are evolved from crustacean gills. Why even engage with the poltard argument to begin with, they are always wrong. Who cares if they're bugs they taste good. Ancient Romans used to eat dormice.