Anonymous 01/15/25(Wed)09:56:35 | 49 comments | 5 images
News report.
Uni is a chicken boy.
That is all.
Uni is a chicken boy.
That is all.
Anonymous 01/15/25(Wed)11:29:33 No.4934278
>>4934243
QRD?
QRD?
Anonymous 01/15/25(Wed)12:36:21 No.4934322
can we get a redditor to english translation here
Anonymous 01/15/25(Wed)14:42:52 No.4934363
>>4934322
Uni the cat often looks very round when sitting down so people started saying he looked like he ate a whole chicken by himself tom and jerry style. Now he has the nickname chicken boy
Uni the cat often looks very round when sitting down so people started saying he looked like he ate a whole chicken by himself tom and jerry style. Now he has the nickname chicken boy
Anonymous 01/15/25(Wed)14:45:21 No.4934366
>>4934363
Its just a normal looking cat. People have no standards.
Its just a normal looking cat. People have no standards.
Anonymous 01/15/25(Wed)15:19:06 No.4934374
>>4934243
another quality catreddit thread
another quality catreddit thread
Anonymous 01/15/25(Wed)15:31:58 No.4934383
>Redditors already seething about cats in these threads
>Meanwhile no posts like these exist in low quality dog spam threads
Purely organic
>Meanwhile no posts like these exist in low quality dog spam threads
Purely organic
Anonymous 01/15/25(Wed)15:40:57 No.4934388
>>4934383
Go be the change you want to see, cunt.
Go be the change you want to see, cunt.
Anonymous 01/15/25(Wed)15:58:20 No.4934393
>Uni thread
>People seething in it instead of basking in his presence
We live in troubled times.
>People seething in it instead of basking in his presence
We live in troubled times.
Anonymous 01/15/25(Wed)22:03:47 No.4934522
>>4934363
That's fucking stupid.
That's fucking stupid.
Anonymous 01/16/25(Thu)09:25:50 No.4934725
Anonymous 01/16/25(Thu)11:20:53 No.4934749
>>4934725
Looks kind of like a frog
Looks kind of like a frog
Anonymous 01/16/25(Thu)14:52:04 No.4934828
Anonymous 01/18/25(Sat)11:50:13 No.4935811
frogcat
Anonymous against Foodism 01/21/25(Tue)13:44:18 No.4937349
>>4934243
I love Uni, The Based Right-Wing Cat!
I love Uni, The Based Right-Wing Cat!
Anonymous 01/21/25(Tue)14:31:45 No.4937362
This is wrong on all counts. That cat is not a sea urchin, is not a chicken and is not a boy.
Anonymous 01/21/25(Tue)14:49:44 No.4937370
Uni-chan sugoi!
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)00:53:07 No.4937607
>>4937362
かかってこい!
かかってこい!
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)00:53:38 No.4937608
>>4937607
かかってこい!
かかってこい!
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)01:07:35 No.4937613
>>4934383
Catfags are the Redditors
>Feel sorry for the owl. Cats aint no bitch.
>My thoughts exactly. Like, how is this owl going to eat this cat?!
>Fuck that owl, I'm sure the cat was fine.
>Things like great horned owls have more than enough strength to kill even adult cats, but that’s a barred owl, which is smaller and less powerful. It would still be possible for them to kill cats, but this is still a far more unusual occurrence than a larger owl taking a cat
>True, this pic was circulating on FB some years ago and many of us believed it was the cat leaping up at the barred owl, not the other way around. An adult cat is much too large for a barred
>
That owl doesn't have the cat at a lethal angle, and might not have enough leverage to avoid the cat swinging upward and tearing its eyes out. If the owl doesn't drop the cat from really high up, it's going to have to let go for a better grip or lethal angle. The cat will kill it if that happens.
>I've never wanted to punch a owl in the face before. Now I do.
>Ok now the owls have gone to fucking far!!
>this is fake. that's a barred owl, they aren't big enough to take a cat. They eat frogs and chipmunks, please stop spreading this bullshit
https://www.reddit.com/r/natureismetal/comments/bw1fss/just_an_owl_catching_a_cat/
Catfags are the Redditors
>Feel sorry for the owl. Cats aint no bitch.
>My thoughts exactly. Like, how is this owl going to eat this cat?!
>Fuck that owl, I'm sure the cat was fine.
>Things like great horned owls have more than enough strength to kill even adult cats, but that’s a barred owl, which is smaller and less powerful. It would still be possible for them to kill cats, but this is still a far more unusual occurrence than a larger owl taking a cat
>True, this pic was circulating on FB some years ago and many of us believed it was the cat leaping up at the barred owl, not the other way around. An adult cat is much too large for a barred
>
That owl doesn't have the cat at a lethal angle, and might not have enough leverage to avoid the cat swinging upward and tearing its eyes out. If the owl doesn't drop the cat from really high up, it's going to have to let go for a better grip or lethal angle. The cat will kill it if that happens.
>I've never wanted to punch a owl in the face before. Now I do.
>Ok now the owls have gone to fucking far!!
>this is fake. that's a barred owl, they aren't big enough to take a cat. They eat frogs and chipmunks, please stop spreading this bullshit
https://www.reddit.com/r/natureisme
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)01:08:56 No.4937615
>>4937613
why are you raging about cats in the cat thread?
why are you raging about cats in the cat thread?
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)01:09:59 No.4937617
>>4937613
This.
This.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)01:16:59 No.4937620
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)01:19:09 No.4937623
>>4937620
>Because mods do nothing
I assume he works for the mods, but that doesn't explain his constant pointless rage at something like half of the human population.
What does he think he's accomplishing? Does he just have a lot of anger he can't get out any other way? Or does he actually think anyone takes him seriously? What's the major defect?
>Because mods do nothing
I assume he works for the mods, but that doesn't explain his constant pointless rage at something like half of the human population.
What does he think he's accomplishing? Does he just have a lot of anger he can't get out any other way? Or does he actually think anyone takes him seriously? What's the major defect?
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)01:26:52 No.4937628
>>4937623
>Does he just have a lot of anger he can't get out any other way? Or does he actually think anyone takes him seriously?
Probably a mix of both of these. Him having an unsatisfactory life leads to ranting on /an/ at most hours of the day and all it takes is one other person on his side to further fuel his delusions. I mean you're not going to revise history when 4chan is well known for liking cats. I've even seen him chimp out on other boards over cats and he gets shut down by basically everyone in the thread.
>Does he just have a lot of anger he can't get out any other way? Or does he actually think anyone takes him seriously?
Probably a mix of both of these. Him having an unsatisfactory life leads to ranting on /an/ at most hours of the day and all it takes is one other person on his side to further fuel his delusions. I mean you're not going to revise history when 4chan is well known for liking cats. I've even seen him chimp out on other boards over cats and he gets shut down by basically everyone in the thread.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)01:30:29 No.4937630
>>4937628
Yeah after I mentioned all the cat threads on /bant/ I saw him there trying to start fights.
everyone laughed at him
Yeah after I mentioned all the cat threads on /bant/ I saw him there trying to start fights.
everyone laughed at him
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)01:32:41 No.4937632
>>4937631
go fuck yourself retard
go fuck yourself retard
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)01:34:52 No.4937633
>>4937630
You should screencap some of those it would make for a good laugh
You should screencap some of those it would make for a good laugh
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)01:35:18 No.4937634
>>4937632
Seethe harder. Uni is a full blown racist. Fact.
Seethe harder. Uni is a full blown racist. Fact.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)01:36:17 No.4937636
>>4937633
If he does it again I will.
I'd drag it out of archives but I don't have an adblocker and the /bant/ archive always crashes my browser.
I'm sure he'd just deny it was him even though everyone here knows him by his smell.
If he does it again I will.
I'd drag it out of archives but I don't have an adblocker and the /bant/ archive always crashes my browser.
I'm sure he'd just deny it was him even though everyone here knows him by his smell.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)01:41:12 No.4937644
>>4937636
In all honesty I'm just here because I know the anti dog schizo will see this(literally anything anti cat related) and seethe. I didn't post all that greentext. I just said This.
Anti dog schizo posted animal abuse videos so I continue doing my thing. Simple as. Sorry if you're caught in the cross fire.
In all honesty I'm just here because I know the anti dog schizo will see this(literally anything anti cat related) and seethe. I didn't post all that greentext. I just said This.
Anti dog schizo posted animal abuse videos so I continue doing my thing. Simple as. Sorry if you're caught in the cross fire.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)01:43:55 No.4937646
>>4937644
good times. I'd guess he caught a serious ban for what he posted. I don't know for a fact that he isn't also the anti-cat schizo though since I am neither of them.
good times. I'd guess he caught a serious ban for what he posted. I don't know for a fact that he isn't also the anti-cat schizo though since I am neither of them.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)01:46:48 No.4937647
>>4937646
He had a really bad meltdown after getting absolutely btfo last night. I think he's tending to his torn asshole tonight. He runs rotating proxies or something so he is effectively unbannable.
He may be part of the anti cat stuff, but I also post some of the funnier ones and I know there's other people in on the fun. Thing is, he is the only one taking any of it seriously. It's funny.
He had a really bad meltdown after getting absolutely btfo last night. I think he's tending to his torn asshole tonight. He runs rotating proxies or something so he is effectively unbannable.
He may be part of the anti cat stuff, but I also post some of the funnier ones and I know there's other people in on the fun. Thing is, he is the only one taking any of it seriously. It's funny.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)01:46:58 No.4937648
>>4937646
Anon you're replying to the anti cat schizo. He started using"anti dog schizo" recently after being called the anti cat schizo by anons for weeks on /an/.
Anon you're replying to the anti cat schizo. He started using"anti dog schizo" recently after being called the anti cat schizo by anons for weeks on /an/.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)01:50:26 No.4937649
>>4937648
>Anon you're replying to the anti cat schizo.
my bad I thought it was you having a laugh.
He thinks I'm the "anti-dog schizo" thus his confusion over why I/he never seems to be banned. I rarely get banned. Dog abuse poster is probably banned right now.
>Anon you're replying to the anti cat schizo.
my bad I thought it was you having a laugh.
He thinks I'm the "anti-dog schizo" thus his confusion over why I/he never seems to be banned. I rarely get banned. Dog abuse poster is probably banned right now.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)01:51:47 No.4937652
>>4937649
You're getting gaslit.
You're getting gaslit.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)01:54:08 No.4937655
>>4937652
that's literally the price you pay if you talk to schizophrenic sociopaths
that's literally the price you pay if you talk to schizophrenic sociopaths
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)01:54:46 No.4937657
>>4937652
You're trying so hard to gaslight multiple boards on this whole website but it isn't working
You're trying so hard to gaslight multiple boards on this whole website but it isn't working
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)01:56:17 No.4937658
>>4937628
As one of many anti-cat posters on /an/, I have never posted at all on /bant/. At what point will catfags realize that more than one person is making fun of them?
As one of many anti-cat posters on /an/, I have never posted at all on /bant/. At what point will catfags realize that more than one person is making fun of them?
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)01:57:38 No.4937659
>>4937657
It's pure cope to say there's only one "anti cat schizo" How stupid are you? The anti dog schizo has been spamming his cat threads and anti dog threads for months and now that there's push back it is only one person. Idiotic. I don't even browse bant or post about cats on other boards...
It's pure cope to say there's only one "anti cat schizo" How stupid are you? The anti dog schizo has been spamming his cat threads and anti dog threads for months and now that there's push back it is only one person. Idiotic. I don't even browse bant or post about cats on other boards...
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)01:57:55 No.4937660
>>4937658
>At what point will catfags realize that more than one person is making fun of them?
when each of you posts a timestamped pic at a time of my choosing
otherwise I know your posting hours, writing style, and about how many times you post per day, so I doubt you have any friends here.
but maybe I'm mistaken. It can happen.
>At what point will catfags realize that more than one person is making fun of them?
when each of you posts a timestamped pic at a time of my choosing
otherwise I know your posting hours, writing style, and about how many times you post per day, so I doubt you have any friends here.
but maybe I'm mistaken. It can happen.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)02:02:27 No.4937661
>>4937658
Hey man. I'm an anti cat poster as well, and I just wanted to say keep up the good work.
Hey man. I'm an anti cat poster as well, and I just wanted to say keep up the good work.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)02:03:08 No.4937662
>>4937658
>As one of many anti-cat posters on /an/
Nothing else that you type is believable after this
>As one of many anti-cat posters on /an/
Nothing else that you type is believable after this
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)02:04:06 No.4937665
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)02:10:22 No.4937667
>>4937660
>I know your posting hours, writing style, and about how many times you post per day
alright bud, yes, that's right, you know everything. now, let's go take a nap in the nice safe padded room ok? :^)
>I know your posting hours, writing style, and about how many times you post per day
alright bud, yes, that's right, you know everything. now, let's go take a nap in the nice safe padded room ok? :^)
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)16:50:37 No.4938066
>>4937667
This. Hilarious how the anti dog fag ran away from this thread like the coward it is. It nevers dissapoints in putting on a good show for all of us.
This. Hilarious how the anti dog fag ran away from this thread like the coward it is. It nevers dissapoints in putting on a good show for all of us.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)20:15:54 No.4938166
>Anti cat schizo samefagging about his "victory"
He continues to raise the bar for pathetic
He continues to raise the bar for pathetic
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)20:37:58 No.4938175
>anti dog schizo continues to live in extreme denial to the amusement of all the anti cat chads.
These posts:
>>4937659
>>4937658
Would prove to any sane and non narcissistic schizo that there's at least 2 anti cat chads. You are in extreme denial and it's why you ran away from this thread last night proving that you are just a little coward.
These posts:
>>4937659
>>4937658
Would prove to any sane and non narcissistic schizo that there's at least 2 anti cat chads. You are in extreme denial and it's why you ran away from this thread last night proving that you are just a little coward.