Anonymous 01/14/25(Tue)15:37:55 | 11 comments | 2 images
>be lion cub
>be born with a barbed prick
>have a one in eight chance of even surviving to adulthood because if dad gets desposed by another male lion the other male lion will kill you to put your momma into estrus
>at the age of 2 get expelled by papa and have to team up Double Dragon style with other male lions just to survive(usual outcome is slowly starving to death)
>much like Double Dragon, you end up fighting your friends for the right to take over a pride and mate
>have to also take over a pride by fighting an established male lion
>IF you win - only get two to three years as the "king" of a pride
>But hey, 3,000 sexual copulations for every one lion cub you make
Is it worth it /an/?
>be born with a barbed prick
>have a one in eight chance of even surviving to adulthood because if dad gets desposed by another male lion the other male lion will kill you to put your momma into estrus
>at the age of 2 get expelled by papa and have to team up Double Dragon style with other male lions just to survive(usual outcome is slowly starving to death)
>much like Double Dragon, you end up fighting your friends for the right to take over a pride and mate
>have to also take over a pride by fighting an established male lion
>IF you win - only get two to three years as the "king" of a pride
>But hey, 3,000 sexual copulations for every one lion cub you make
Is it worth it /an/?
Anonymous 01/14/25(Tue)20:25:18 No.4934013
No, the life of a male lion sucks. For a female, maybe.
Anonymous 01/15/25(Wed)07:50:32 No.4934199
>>4933898
The fate of male mammals is misery
The fate of male mammals is misery
Anonymous 01/15/25(Wed)09:16:11 No.4934230
>>4934199
Wish I realized this earlier now I realize I was meant to be miserable all along I'm no longer depressed lol
Wish I realized this earlier now I realize I was meant to be miserable all along I'm no longer depressed lol
Anonymous 01/16/25(Thu)13:58:11 No.4934797
>>4933898
Also get cucked by chad Tigers
Also get cucked by chad Tigers
Anonymous 01/16/25(Thu)21:12:28 No.4934955
Anonymous 01/16/25(Thu)23:24:07 No.4934983
>>4934797
Lions prefer other men so who says he cares?
Lions prefer other men so who says he cares?
Anonymous 01/18/25(Sat)04:54:04 No.4935635
>>4934955
>You ever seen that study on baboons, where alpha male baboons were more stressed out from trying to maintain their place at the top of the hierarchy while alpha female baboons were secure and comfy in their positions
Link?
>You ever seen that study on baboons, where alpha male baboons were more stressed out from trying to maintain their place at the top of the hierarchy while alpha female baboons were secure and comfy in their positions
Link?
Anonymous 01/18/25(Sat)05:15:02 No.4935638
>>4934955
they should've stopped being power jockeying faggots and become matriarchal like bonobos then
they should've stopped being power jockeying faggots and become matriarchal like bonobos then
Anonymous 01/18/25(Sat)11:07:03 No.4935792
>>4934230
is that supposed to be Varg?
is that supposed to be Varg?
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)00:27:30 No.4937596
>>4934797
The male lion just wants to be alone with his Switch
The male lion just wants to be alone with his Switch
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)14:12:29 No.4937998
>>4933898
That doesn't sound much different from the life of a human male in 2025.
That doesn't sound much different from the life of a human male in 2025.