Anonymous 01/12/25(Sun)21:26:56 | 27 comments | 14 images
Uh oh, you tried to get intimate with the vacuum cleaner and got electrocuted to death! But its not all bad, you made God laugh with your retardation so he offers you a deal: you get to reincarnate as a random animal and get a chance to live your best life with your past memories intact!
https://generator.ninja/animals/random-animals/
Roll 1 (one) random animal, tell us what you got, and tell us what you do with your newfound chance at a fresh start!
https://generator.ninja/animals/ran
Roll 1 (one) random animal, tell us what you got, and tell us what you do with your newfound chance at a fresh start!
Anonymous 01/12/25(Sun)21:29:29 No.4932904
>>4932902
BTW the page will always open with the same animal, so hit generate at least once.
BTW the page will always open with the same animal, so hit generate at least once.
Anonymous 01/12/25(Sun)21:49:27 No.4932914
>>4932902
I dont think thats right
I dont think thats right
Anonymous 01/12/25(Sun)21:51:02 No.4932916
>>4932902
>newfound chance
Funny, I rolled a NEWFOUNDland.
I run around a field imagining I'm a wolf on the hunt, and then nuzzle with my owner~
>newfound chance
Funny, I rolled a NEWFOUNDland.
I run around a field imagining I'm a wolf on the hunt, and then nuzzle with my owner~
Anonymous 01/12/25(Sun)22:00:27 No.4932924
I can already tell this thread will have plenty of YJKs
Anonymous 01/12/25(Sun)23:28:59 No.4933000
You just know
Anonymous 01/12/25(Sun)23:51:19 No.4933009
>>4932902
It just had to be the one animal who's life i always thought seemed like agony
It just had to be the one animal who's life i always thought seemed like agony
Anonymous 01/12/25(Sun)23:53:18 No.4933012
>termite
actually based, I think I'd like the simplicity of eusocial purpose
actually based, I think I'd like the simplicity of eusocial purpose
Anonymous 01/13/25(Mon)00:08:14 No.4933027
you just know.
Anonymous 01/13/25(Mon)08:38:09 No.4933369
Anonymous 01/13/25(Mon)09:12:06 No.4933375
>>4932902
See how far I can fling my shit
See how far I can fling my shit
Anonymous 01/13/25(Mon)12:07:56 No.4933403
i think something's off here
Anonymous 01/13/25(Mon)12:31:56 No.4933411
>>4932914
I also got a picture of an elephant. But, as a piranha, I will imagine a wounded elephant stumbling into my little corner of the river, only to get mercilessly devoured my me and my fellow piranhas.
I also got a picture of an elephant. But, as a piranha, I will imagine a wounded elephant stumbling into my little corner of the river, only to get mercilessly devoured my me and my fellow piranhas.
Anonymous 01/13/25(Mon)12:32:41 No.4933413
>>4933009
You're clearly not a runner. I think being a hummingbird would be fucking awesome, just flirting around sucking nectar all day.
You're clearly not a runner. I think being a hummingbird would be fucking awesome, just flirting around sucking nectar all day.
Anonymous 01/13/25(Mon)13:49:06 No.4933436
>fucking snail
C'est fini before it even began
C'est fini before it even began
Anonymous 01/13/25(Mon)23:31:25 No.4933624
>>4933375
As long as you can survive through childhood without someone kidnapping you to film themselves torturing you for money then you will be ok
As long as you can survive through childhood without someone kidnapping you to film themselves torturing you for money then you will be ok
Anonymous 01/13/25(Mon)23:40:05 No.4933625
>>4932902
>Hamster
well fuck
guess I'm gonna get flushed down the toilet or microwaved or fed to a dog or accidentally starved
>Hamster
well fuck
guess I'm gonna get flushed down the toilet or microwaved or fed to a dog or accidentally starved
Anonymous 01/17/25(Fri)09:14:58 No.4935089
Anonymous 01/17/25(Fri)11:57:56 No.4935168
>>4932902
Well I get to see what flight is like so that’s neat.
I dunno if I’d appreciate having all my past memories intact, I’d probably just complain about how shitty is is to be stuck outside in thunderstorms and whatnot, I just wouldn’t be able to do it aloud anymore.
I guess I’d just fly around and do loon stuff until I get blasted by a hunter and put on a dinner table.
Well I get to see what flight is like so that’s neat.
I dunno if I’d appreciate having all my past memories intact, I’d probably just complain about how shitty is is to be stuck outside in thunderstorms and whatnot, I just wouldn’t be able to do it aloud anymore.
I guess I’d just fly around and do loon stuff until I get blasted by a hunter and put on a dinner table.
Anonymous 01/17/25(Fri)12:03:12 No.4935171
I'm not sure how to think about this. If I'm lucky I can get caught by an exotic pet dealer and get sold to someone who actually knows what the fuck they're doing and live in a cozy aquarium for the rest of my life.
Anonymous 01/17/25(Fri)12:04:15 No.4935174
>>4935171
Forgot image due to mental retardation.
Forgot image due to mental retardation.
Anonymous 01/17/25(Fri)12:25:43 No.4935183
While I like the idea of being a peaceful giant just gracefully floating about in beautiful tropical waters as my food enters my mouth, I'd rather not end up getting finned by some third worlders or fucked up by a boat.
Anonymous 01/17/25(Fri)13:11:34 No.4935226
>>4932902
uuuh ok I guess, weird looking feline though f a m
uuuh ok I guess, weird looking feline though f a m
Anonymous 01/17/25(Fri)14:54:21 No.4935331
have sex with a cougar
Anonymous 01/17/25(Fri)15:44:13 No.4935363
Anonymous 01/17/25(Fri)15:57:34 No.4935372
>>4933413
I don't think it would be fun if you have to do it or else you die
I don't think it would be fun if you have to do it or else you die
Anonymous 01/17/25(Fri)19:09:41 No.4935428
Anonymous 01/21/25(Tue)23:25:51 No.4937570