Geoducks
Anonymous 01/11/25(Sat)18:02:50 | 28 comments | 3 images
Dude this looks like a fucking penis!
Is anyone else seeing this? It is straight up just a penis a penis between two clams!
How are those called geoducks it should be named penis since it looks exactly like a penis and just like a penis it also squirts water!
How can nature create an animal that looks and acts exactly like a penis this is blowing my mind!
Is anyone else seeing this? It is straight up just a penis a penis between two clams!
How are those called geoducks it should be named penis since it looks exactly like a penis and just like a penis it also squirts water!
How can nature create an animal that looks and acts exactly like a penis this is blowing my mind!
Anonymous 01/11/25(Sat)18:10:53 No.4932256
Also its pronounced gooey ducks
Anonymous 01/11/25(Sat)18:10:54 No.4932257
>>4932254
Serious question. How can a cock shaped clam be so much smarter than a cat?
Serious question. How can a cock shaped clam be so much smarter than a cat?
Anonymous 01/11/25(Sat)18:36:31 No.4932273
>>4932257
NPC
NPC
Anonymous 01/11/25(Sat)18:38:50 No.4932277
Anonymous 01/11/25(Sat)18:47:38 No.4932289
Do they quack?
Anonymous 01/11/25(Sat)18:48:32 No.4932290
>>4932289
No they are clams not ducks.
No they are clams not ducks.
Anonymous 01/12/25(Sun)13:00:59 No.4932720
>>4932254
haha benis
haha benis
Anonymous 01/14/25(Tue)02:20:31 No.4933669
geodick
Anonymous 01/14/25(Tue)02:21:32 No.4933670
there are already penis worms so it would feel unoriginal
Anonymous 01/14/25(Tue)08:44:16 No.4933735
>>4932254
Cooking it also consists of pulling off its "condom" outer layer, and it apparently tastes divine.
Cooking it also consists of pulling off its "condom" outer layer, and it apparently tastes divine.
Anonymous 01/14/25(Tue)09:23:59 No.4933743
>>4932273
Toxo
Toxo
Anonymous 01/14/25(Tue)16:39:32 No.4933944
also USA sell this shit a lot to china
Anonymous 01/14/25(Tue)16:44:51 No.4933946
>>4932254
also i'm sure it's an aphrodisiac, because it looks like a penis. this is how that works
also i'm sure it's an aphrodisiac, because it looks like a penis. this is how that works
Anonymous 01/14/25(Tue)18:11:41 No.4933977
Anonymous 01/14/25(Tue)18:42:51 No.4933983
>>4933977
Mother Earth LOVES penis, why else would she make so many penis animals?
Mother Earth LOVES penis, why else would she make so many penis animals?
Anonymous 01/14/25(Tue)18:47:50 No.4933984
>>4933735
It is quite good. It tastes like a really nice clam with a solid and tender abalone sort of texture. I made a carpaccio type of dish with it. Delicious.
It is quite good. It tastes like a really nice clam with a solid and tender abalone sort of texture. I made a carpaccio type of dish with it. Delicious.
Anonymous 01/14/25(Tue)19:27:05 No.4933997
>>4933983
Interesing how you never hear about Father Nature.
Interesing how you never hear about Father Nature.
Anonymous 01/14/25(Tue)20:27:46 No.4934014
>>4933997
He went for a pack of smokes and a coke vanilla 550mya. Still waiting.
He went for a pack of smokes and a coke vanilla 550mya. Still waiting.
Anonymous 01/17/25(Fri)11:48:53 No.4935162
>>4933997
Father time
Father time
Anonymous 01/18/25(Sat)15:17:11 No.4935868
>>4933944
yeah you actually very seldom see them in markets here because they can sell them for way more to chinese people. they're a weird niche product here but a delicacy there because of course animal looks like penis = it make my penis big.
yeah you actually very seldom see them in markets here because they can sell them for way more to chinese people. they're a weird niche product here but a delicacy there because of course animal looks like penis = it make my penis big.
Prismatic-Flagella 01/18/25(Sat)22:29:08 No.4936063
Seawater schlongs are technically mutated fresh water penises that acquires volatile mutations in it's body. That's why you can see a very distinct shell that covers it soft body for added protection against penetration. Usually they are not really like that since this species native to the continental US and migrated to Asia, they are higly invasive and cause significant threat to the local penis population under the sea. They vary in size depending on the climate. That species on the table probably from tropical countries like the Philippines but I highly doubt it's size for an Asian origin. Anyway, what a rare sight to see.
Anonymous 01/21/25(Tue)08:21:07 No.4937246
The guy that plays ares in Xena warrior princess did a mockumentary about geoducks called love mussels.
Anonymous 01/21/25(Tue)09:45:12 No.4937257
>>4932254
maybe its the penis that looks like a geoduck
maybe its the penis that looks like a geoduck
Anonymous 01/21/25(Tue)10:21:50 No.4937270
>>4933997
It's Mother Nature and Father Culture though
It's Mother Nature and Father Culture though
Anonymous 01/21/25(Tue)14:01:06 No.4937357
>>4932256
Why is english like this?
Why is english like this?
Anonymous 01/21/25(Tue)17:09:54 No.4937422
>>4932254
It’s name actually means penis in some Salishan language
It’s name actually means penis in some Salishan language
Anonymous 01/21/25(Tue)19:02:46 No.4937466
Anonymous 01/21/25(Tue)19:04:31 No.4937468
>>4937357
Pleb filter
Pleb filter