Anonymous 01/08/25(Wed)03:43:05 | 119 comments | 13 images
If you were a cat, what colour would you be? I'd want to be a tortie.
Anonymous 01/08/25(Wed)03:48:00 No.4930682
>>4930680
We lost the /an/ art thread for worthless faggot threads like these about cats
We lost the /an/ art thread for worthless faggot threads like these about cats
Anonymous 01/08/25(Wed)04:37:13 No.4930689
>>4930680
I would want to be a gray tabby (>•-•)>
I would want to be a gray tabby (>•-•)>
Anonymous 01/08/25(Wed)05:23:50 No.4930696
Anonymous 01/08/25(Wed)05:44:32 No.4930699
>>4930680
If I was a cat I would kill myself as soon as possible.
If I was a cat I would kill myself as soon as possible.
Anonymous 01/08/25(Wed)07:59:09 No.4930727
Anonymous 01/08/25(Wed)08:10:42 No.4930729
>>4930680
Best cat I had was a Tuxedo, but I also like long hair cats a lot. A grey Norwegian Forest Cat perhaps.
Best cat I had was a Tuxedo, but I also like long hair cats a lot. A grey Norwegian Forest Cat perhaps.
Anonymous 01/08/25(Wed)08:47:02 No.4930739
>>4930727
Cat lovers have severe mental illness without exception
Cat lovers have severe mental illness without exception
Anonymous 01/08/25(Wed)08:49:24 No.4930740
>>4930727
This is what an actual catfag looks like:
https://x.com/Bold_Noise/status/1873746225369096481
Notice anything about the profile pic?
This is what an actual catfag looks like:
https://x.com/Bold_Noise/status/187
Notice anything about the profile pic?
Anonymous 01/08/25(Wed)10:11:46 No.4930754
Anonymous 01/08/25(Wed)10:29:55 No.4930763
Anonymous 01/08/25(Wed)11:41:46 No.4930775
Anonymous 01/08/25(Wed)12:07:28 No.4930789
Anonymous 01/08/25(Wed)12:27:40 No.4930794
>>4930680
I would be invisible. That would be the only way I could cope with the absolute shame and embarrassment of being a cat.
I would be invisible. That would be the only way I could cope with the absolute shame and embarrassment of being a cat.
Anonymous 01/08/25(Wed)15:07:34 No.4930854
>>4930775
>"Man, could you please stop shitting in my front-yard"
>"YOU SHOULD COMPLAIN ABOUT THE PEOPLE SHITTING ON MY FRONT YARD IS THEIR FAULT!"
retarded logic
>"Man, could you please stop shitting in my front-yard"
>"YOU SHOULD COMPLAIN ABOUT THE PEOPLE SHITTING ON MY FRONT YARD IS THEIR FAULT!"
retarded logic
Anonymous 01/08/25(Wed)16:08:42 No.4930873
>>4930689
Only correct answer
Only correct answer
Anonymous 01/08/25(Wed)17:15:30 No.4930894
Anonymous 01/08/25(Wed)19:49:42 No.4930975
i would be a ragdoll, they're so nice
Anonymous 01/08/25(Wed)20:17:11 No.4930982
>>4930680
Why would you want to be abandoned by a midwit narcissist and eaten by a hawk?
I choose invisible, so stinky catfags don’t ruin my kitty life.
Why would you want to be abandoned by a midwit narcissist and eaten by a hawk?
I choose invisible, so stinky catfags don’t ruin my kitty life.
Anonymous 01/08/25(Wed)20:38:28 No.4930999
>subhumans invade silly cat threads
>silly dog threads are untouched because catfags are not mentally ill and malicious to shit them up
>silly dog threads are untouched because catfags are not mentally ill and malicious to shit them up
Anonymous 01/08/25(Wed)22:04:57 No.4931020
>>4930680
the /an/ art thread was cool
the /an/ art thread was cool
Anonymous 01/08/25(Wed)22:22:14 No.4931024
Anonymous 01/08/25(Wed)22:39:37 No.4931029
>>4930999
Or maybe, /an/ doesnt like cats because they murder birds and their owners are delusional and neglectful retards that happily facilitate it while spouting thoroughly disproven lies
>hurr durrrrrr cats need to go outside
Like hell. They are dumber than pigeons.
>theyre getting rid of the endless supply of rats outside
No, just endangered voles and dormice. But mostly birds.
So, are you surprised?
>animals and nature board doesnt like the number one killer of the very symbol of nature (the songbird).
Wow really? Bird board. Bird. Board. Gtfo.
Or maybe, /an/ doesnt like cats because they murder birds and their owners are delusional and neglectful retards that happily facilitate it while spouting thoroughly disproven lies
>hurr durrrrrr cats need to go outside
Like hell. They are dumber than pigeons.
>theyre getting rid of the endless supply of rats outside
No, just endangered voles and dormice. But mostly birds.
So, are you surprised?
>animals and nature board doesnt like the number one killer of the very symbol of nature (the songbird).
Wow really? Bird board. Bird. Board. Gtfo.
Anonymous 01/09/25(Thu)01:09:16 No.4931069
Anonymous 01/09/25(Thu)01:27:03 No.4931076
>>4931029
>bird board
when was the last time someone made a songbird thread? There is a small bird thread with barely any posts in it.
When in the history of a board was ever a thread about building nesting boxes and feeders?
You don't give a flying shti about birds, it's just an excuse for you to post cat gore.
>bird board
when was the last time someone made a songbird thread? There is a small bird thread with barely any posts in it.
When in the history of a board was ever a thread about building nesting boxes and feeders?
You don't give a flying shti about birds, it's just an excuse for you to post cat gore.
Anonymous 01/09/25(Thu)01:33:45 No.4931078
>>4931076
most people here like birds. they just don't need to spam the catalog with 2 shitty bird threads a day. 2 or 3 bird threads period is more than enough. imagine that, actual 4chan oldfags knowing how this site works and not flooding /an/, unlike you.
oh, and before that one schizo had his huge meltdown meta thread where he was randomly accusing people of being his mother and threatening to kill the board (which he thought was just 3 people), we didn't have this shitty 2+ thread a day cat spam problem.
so maybe you deserve cat gore? maybe you deserve an /an/ where everyone fucking hates cats? not like it's a change. when the spam stops everyone's first response to "a dog ate my cat" will still be "good, keep them inside".
most people here like birds. they just don't need to spam the catalog with 2 shitty bird threads a day. 2 or 3 bird threads period is more than enough. imagine that, actual 4chan oldfags knowing how this site works and not flooding /an/, unlike you.
oh, and before that one schizo had his huge meltdown meta thread where he was randomly accusing people of being his mother and threatening to kill the board (which he thought was just 3 people), we didn't have this shitty 2+ thread a day cat spam problem.
so maybe you deserve cat gore? maybe you deserve an /an/ where everyone fucking hates cats? not like it's a change. when the spam stops everyone's first response to "a dog ate my cat" will still be "good, keep them inside".
Anonymous 01/09/25(Thu)01:37:36 No.4931079
>>4931078
I've been here longer than most people and seen bugguy constantly posting cat hate and ridiculous Descartes tier thoughts about every animal that can't recognise itself in a mirror being an automatons.
People here don't hate cats, you shitbag hate cats. The cat general and the dog general is the same size, except catfags don't spam dead dogs like some deranged sadist.
I've been here longer than most people and seen bugguy constantly posting cat hate and ridiculous Descartes tier thoughts about every animal that can't recognise itself in a mirror being an automatons.
People here don't hate cats, you shitbag hate cats. The cat general and the dog general is the same size, except catfags don't spam dead dogs like some deranged sadist.
Anonymous 01/09/25(Thu)01:38:37 No.4931080
>>4931078
The cat spam changes nothing. Cats are still ok pets but dumb as bricks domesticated animals that are the ordinary prey for everything that breathes and totally useless for any productive tasks. And litterboxes still smell.
The cat spam changes nothing. Cats are still ok pets but dumb as bricks domesticated animals that are the ordinary prey for everything that breathes and totally useless for any productive tasks. And litterboxes still smell.
Anonymous 01/09/25(Thu)01:40:01 No.4931081
>>4931080
Only domestic animal smarter than the cat is the dog.
Only domestic animal smarter than the cat is the dog.
Anonymous 01/09/25(Thu)01:41:18 No.4931082
>>4931079
>its duh dogs! ITS DUH DOGS!
You keep forcing it but its the birdchads and the environmentalists. You probably think bugguy is behind cats being dumb but some of that is a catfag sick of seeing people literally throwing their little retards to the wolves due to a mistaken belief in higher cognitive needs (tnr is cat torture fag).
The dog people dont think about you at all until zoophile false flagging and false accusations about dog posters being zoophiles crop up, because, well, 99% of that is a specific cat rapist.
>its duh dogs! ITS DUH DOGS!
You keep forcing it but its the birdchads and the environmentalists. You probably think bugguy is behind cats being dumb but some of that is a catfag sick of seeing people literally throwing their little retards to the wolves due to a mistaken belief in higher cognitive needs (tnr is cat torture fag).
The dog people dont think about you at all until zoophile false flagging and false accusations about dog posters being zoophiles crop up, because, well, 99% of that is a specific cat rapist.
Anonymous 01/09/25(Thu)01:42:19 No.4931083
Anonymous 01/09/25(Thu)01:45:28 No.4931085
>>4931083
>pigeon
Extremely dumb animal except great eyesight.
>budgie
Not domestic, also dumber.
>sheep
Dumber than cat.
>cow
Dumber than cat.
>pig
Fine, they are smarter than dogs too
>horse
Maybe, debatable
>pigeon
Extremely dumb animal except great eyesight.
>budgie
Not domestic, also dumber.
>sheep
Dumber than cat.
>cow
Dumber than cat.
>pig
Fine, they are smarter than dogs too
>horse
Maybe, debatable
Anonymous 01/09/25(Thu)01:46:59 No.4931086
>>4931082
Bruh I visit the dog thread too and there are several zoophiles in there most noticably that fucking weirdo posting a dog named Anya.
Bruh I visit the dog thread too and there are several zoophiles in there most noticably that fucking weirdo posting a dog named Anya.
Anonymous 01/09/25(Thu)01:48:53 No.4931088
>>4931086
Just him and he only got the dog because he couldn't keep 2 neglected and abused horses in his semi truck.
Just him and he only got the dog because he couldn't keep 2 neglected and abused horses in his semi truck.
Anonymous 01/09/25(Thu)02:22:25 No.4931101
>>4931086
Its just that guy and he belongs to /horse/. Everyone in /dog/ hates him and several attempted to dox him and call the cops, but his native /horse/ thinks hes based.
Too bad they couldnt dox a vagrant who already planned his life of crime and took precautions.
>>4931085
Imagine being this wrong
Its just that guy and he belongs to /horse/. Everyone in /dog/ hates him and several attempted to dox him and call the cops, but his native /horse/ thinks hes based.
Too bad they couldnt dox a vagrant who already planned his life of crime and took precautions.
>>4931085
Imagine being this wrong
Anonymous 01/09/25(Thu)02:31:53 No.4931107
>>4931101
There is no way someone who worked with both cats and pigeons would conclude pigeons are more intelligent. They are extremely stupid and instinct driven. My pigeons bonded with fucking shoes kek.
There is no way someone who worked with both cats and pigeons would conclude pigeons are more intelligent. They are extremely stupid and instinct driven. My pigeons bonded with fucking shoes kek.
Anonymous 01/09/25(Thu)02:36:57 No.4931109
>>4931107
Who are you to judge them for their shoe fetish when the smartest man to ever live bonded with a pigeon
maybe they like the comfort of a silent partner they can sit in after growing up lonely and being socially awkward around other pigeons
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mDntbGRPeEU
Meanwhile
https://www.theguardian.com/science/2009/jun/16/psychologist-test-outsmarts-cats
Who are you to judge them for their shoe fetish when the smartest man to ever live bonded with a pigeon
maybe they like the comfort of a silent partner they can sit in after growing up lonely and being socially awkward around other pigeons
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mDntbGR
Meanwhile
https://www.theguardian.com/science
Anonymous 01/09/25(Thu)02:41:57 No.4931111
>>4931107
>>4931085
Show me a stupid cat that can do this:
>Pigeons can discriminate Picasso paintings from Monets. In 1995, Japanese scientists tested the visual abilities of pigeons in an unusual way: They showed the birds paintings by Picasso and Monet (Watanabe et al., 1995). Pigeons were trained to discriminate between photographs of Monet and Picasso paintings. They had no problems doing this. Then they were tested with other pictures by the two artists they had never seen before. Still, the birds had no problem discriminating between the artworks. Fascinatingly, the birds were also able to discriminate between the works of other Cubist artists and other Impressionist artists. This shows that pigeons can categorize complex man-made artworks and even discriminate between two art movements—something even some humans without a background in art history might have problems with.
>Pigeons can detect cancer in radiology images. Another unusual experiment on the amazing visual abilities of pigeons was conducted in 2015: Here, the authors tested whether pigeons were able to discriminate benign from malignant human breast tumors in medical images (Levenson et al., 2015). Human medical professionals go through years of highly specialized training before they can reliably detect cancer. Using food rewards, the birds were trained to discriminate between pictures of malignant and benign tissue samples. Later they were shown novel images from both categories and were still able to discriminate between malignant and benign tissue samples. Thus, although detecting breast cancer in medical images is a task that requires considerable training and is very difficult for inexperienced humans, pigeons showed a remarkable ability to make the correct diagnosis.
>>4931085
Show me a stupid cat that can do this:
>Pigeons can discriminate Picasso paintings from Monets. In 1995, Japanese scientists tested the visual abilities of pigeons in an unusual way: They showed the birds paintings by Picasso and Monet (Watanabe et al., 1995). Pigeons were trained to discriminate between photographs of Monet and Picasso paintings. They had no problems doing this. Then they were tested with other pictures by the two artists they had never seen before. Still, the birds had no problem discriminating between the artworks. Fascinatingly, the birds were also able to discriminate between the works of other Cubist artists and other Impressionist artists. This shows that pigeons can categorize complex man-made artworks and even discriminate between two art movements—something even some humans without a background in art history might have problems with.
>Pigeons can detect cancer in radiology images. Another unusual experiment on the amazing visual abilities of pigeons was conducted in 2015: Here, the authors tested whether pigeons were able to discriminate benign from malignant human breast tumors in medical images (Levenson et al., 2015). Human medical professionals go through years of highly specialized training before they can reliably detect cancer. Using food rewards, the birds were trained to discriminate between pictures of malignant and benign tissue samples. Later they were shown novel images from both categories and were still able to discriminate between malignant and benign tissue samples. Thus, although detecting breast cancer in medical images is a task that requires considerable training and is very difficult for inexperienced humans, pigeons showed a remarkable ability to make the correct diagnosis.
Anonymous 01/09/25(Thu)02:43:33 No.4931112
>>4931111
>>4931107
>>4931085
Or this:
>Pigeons are on par with primates when it comes to counting. When asked which group of animals is the most intelligent, most people will probably answer primates, the order of animals that contains apes like chimpanzees and gorillas and monkeys like baboons and macaques. But did you know that the numerical abilities of pigeons are on par with that of primates? In a 2011 study, researchers from the University of Otago in Dunedin, New Zealand, investigated whether pigeons showed the ability to learn abstract numerical rules (Scarf et al., 2011).
>Pigeons can recognize words. An important part of reading is the ability to visually recognize words (orthographic knowledge). In a 2016 study (Scarf et al., 2016), a research team from New Zealand and Germany showed that humans are not the only species with orthographic abilities: Pigeons can be trained to discriminate words from meaningless combinations of letters. Using food rewards, pigeons learned between 26 and 58 words and were able to discriminate them from 7,832 meaningless four-letter combinations. Moreover, the birds were able to discriminate completely new words they had never seen during training from meaningless letter combinations. This shows that the pigeons had a representation of what a word is in their brains – and that the neural bases of reading, a skill thought to be uniquely human, is also present in animal brains decidedly different from ours.
>Pigeons have an amazing memory. In a German study from 1990 (von Fersen and Güntürkün, 1990), pigeons were trained to memorize 725 random black-and-white visual patterns. The patterns did not share any systematic characteristics, so the pigeons had to memorize them one by one. The animals needed to identify the 100 “positive” patterns from the 625 "negative" patterns to obtain food rewards. This is a memory task so complex that most humans would have trouble with it.
W Pigeons
>>4931107
>>4931085
Or this:
>Pigeons are on par with primates when it comes to counting. When asked which group of animals is the most intelligent, most people will probably answer primates, the order of animals that contains apes like chimpanzees and gorillas and monkeys like baboons and macaques. But did you know that the numerical abilities of pigeons are on par with that of primates? In a 2011 study, researchers from the University of Otago in Dunedin, New Zealand, investigated whether pigeons showed the ability to learn abstract numerical rules (Scarf et al., 2011).
>Pigeons can recognize words. An important part of reading is the ability to visually recognize words (orthographic knowledge). In a 2016 study (Scarf et al., 2016), a research team from New Zealand and Germany showed that humans are not the only species with orthographic abilities: Pigeons can be trained to discriminate words from meaningless combinations of letters. Using food rewards, pigeons learned between 26 and 58 words and were able to discriminate them from 7,832 meaningless four-letter combinations. Moreover, the birds were able to discriminate completely new words they had never seen during training from meaningless letter combinations. This shows that the pigeons had a representation of what a word is in their brains – and that the neural bases of reading, a skill thought to be uniquely human, is also present in animal brains decidedly different from ours.
>Pigeons have an amazing memory. In a German study from 1990 (von Fersen and Güntürkün, 1990), pigeons were trained to memorize 725 random black-and-white visual patterns. The patterns did not share any systematic characteristics, so the pigeons had to memorize them one by one. The animals needed to identify the 100 “positive” patterns from the 625 "negative" patterns to obtain food rewards. This is a memory task so complex that most humans would have trouble with it.
W Pigeons
Anonymous 01/09/25(Thu)02:44:52 No.4931113
>>4931111
Most of a pigeon's brain is devoted to sight, they are extremely good at this kind of visual tests.
Show me a pigeon that can invent games to play and communicate clearly when it wants to play, eat, drink or the heating turned on, or can form a lifelong friendship with a dog.
Most of a pigeon's brain is devoted to sight, they are extremely good at this kind of visual tests.
Show me a pigeon that can invent games to play and communicate clearly when it wants to play, eat, drink or the heating turned on, or can form a lifelong friendship with a dog.
Anonymous 01/09/25(Thu)02:48:47 No.4931115
>>4931109
Okay that box text I don't think a cat can solve it, can a dog solve it?
Okay that box text I don't think a cat can solve it, can a dog solve it?
Anonymous 01/09/25(Thu)02:55:13 No.4931117
>>4931115
A beagle was filmed moving stools to get on a counter.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_ym0rxisOpw
its funny to watch
>the beagle think about trying a jump and chickening out
>their weird tendency towards routine movement patterns
>their clear acknowledgement of moving a chair being possible, and then checking to see if a different jump would work
>moving the chair the shortest possible distance
>seeing they have to walk across the sink and almost deciding to move the chair further before going nah fuck it
A beagle was filmed moving stools to get on a counter.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_ym0r
its funny to watch
>the beagle think about trying a jump and chickening out
>their weird tendency towards routine movement patterns
>their clear acknowledgement of moving a chair being possible, and then checking to see if a different jump would work
>moving the chair the shortest possible distance
>seeing they have to walk across the sink and almost deciding to move the chair further before going nah fuck it
Anonymous 01/09/25(Thu)02:57:23 No.4931119
>>4931113
Even chickens can do this. Begging for food, imprinting, and so called inventing games doesnt happen a lot of animals just compulsively do some things like batting shit away. Even retrieving in dogs is an instinctive compulsion like humans and their deeply rooted desire to catch balls.
Even chickens can do this. Begging for food, imprinting, and so called inventing games doesnt happen a lot of animals just compulsively do some things like batting shit away. Even retrieving in dogs is an instinctive compulsion like humans and their deeply rooted desire to catch balls.
Anonymous 01/09/25(Thu)02:57:29 No.4931120
>>4931117
and people dare to claim beagles are not an intelligent breed
and people dare to claim beagles are not an intelligent breed
Anonymous 01/09/25(Thu)03:07:45 No.4931123
>>4930680
White
White
Anonymous 01/09/25(Thu)03:08:07 No.4931124
>>4931117
If that's impressive, then where do honey badgers rank?
https://youtu.be/bskDDjCjNVQ?si=MZjwegvG113Yz1Nx&t=224
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c36UNSoJenI
If that's impressive, then where do honey badgers rank?
https://youtu.be/bskDDjCjNVQ?si=MZj
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c36
Anonymous 01/09/25(Thu)03:09:35 No.4931126
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qdeRUkeJPgU
Explain why this pigeon is so fucking stupid
Explain why this pigeon is so fucking stupid
Anonymous 01/09/25(Thu)04:06:19 No.4931138
Anonymous 01/09/25(Thu)04:08:12 No.4931140
>>4931029
Indent your fucking posts newfag.
Indent your fucking posts newfag.
Anonymous 01/09/25(Thu)05:50:02 No.4931177
>>4930680
i'd be white from being covered in tomcat cum
i'd be white from being covered in tomcat cum
Anonymous 01/09/25(Thu)05:54:26 No.4931178
>>4930727
>Only subhumans hate cats. This is a known fact.
Cats were literally the favorite animal of Muhammad who hated dogs.
>Only subhumans hate cats. This is a known fact.
Cats were literally the favorite animal of Muhammad who hated dogs.
Anonymous 01/09/25(Thu)05:57:02 No.4931179
>>4930727
Objectively correct
Objectively correct
Anonymous 01/09/25(Thu)06:01:32 No.4931180
>>4931178
dogs are also only hated by subhumans, so this still checks out
dogs are also only hated by subhumans, so this still checks out
Anonymous 01/09/25(Thu)06:03:29 No.4931181
Anonymous 01/09/25(Thu)07:09:24 No.4931203
>>4930680
you will never be a tortoiseshell
you will never be a tortoiseshell
Anonymous 01/09/25(Thu)13:26:29 No.4931273
>>4930680
Same. Torties have very pleasant fur patterns.
Same. Torties have very pleasant fur patterns.
Anonymous 01/09/25(Thu)14:30:02 No.4931289
id be white. blue and yellow eyes would be cool. khao manee are my favorite breed.
Anonymous 01/09/25(Thu)15:54:55 No.4931331
>>4930680
Orange
Orange
Anonymous 01/11/25(Sat)01:01:28 No.4931974
>>4930680
Any color is fine as long as I'm a cat
Any color is fine as long as I'm a cat
Anonymous 01/11/25(Sat)02:27:35 No.4931998
>>4931029
Retarded birdbrain. 90% of people keep their cats inside.
Retarded birdbrain. 90% of people keep their cats inside.
Anonymous 01/11/25(Sat)02:48:17 No.4932005
>>4931998
Factually incorrect. Cope harder.
Factually incorrect. Cope harder.
Anonymous 01/11/25(Sat)06:40:22 No.4932055
>>4931998
Factually correct. I kneel.
Factually correct. I kneel.
Anonymous 01/11/25(Sat)07:27:53 No.4932079
Anonymous 01/12/25(Sun)23:54:07 No.4933014
>>4931289
Never heard of that breed, pretty
Never heard of that breed, pretty
Anonymous 01/13/25(Mon)03:50:38 No.4933171
>>4933164
ugly as shit
ugly as shit
Anonymous 01/13/25(Mon)04:09:33 No.4933191
>>4933164
She's cute!
>>4933176
Ignore the anti cat szhizo
She's cute!
>>4933176
Ignore the anti cat szhizo
Anonymous 01/13/25(Mon)04:11:33 No.4933194
>>4933191
>Schizos! Schizos everywhere! That's not just the toxo from my pet cat making me hallucinate!
>Schizos! Schizos everywhere! That's not just the toxo from my pet cat making me hallucinate!
Anonymous 01/13/25(Mon)04:39:29 No.4933238
>>4933164
That cat would make a tasty meal for a hawk or coyote
That cat would make a tasty meal for a hawk or coyote
Anonymous 01/13/25(Mon)04:53:52 No.4933257
>>4933238
the more yotes, the more food for the hungry .223
the more yotes, the more food for the hungry .223
Anonymous 01/13/25(Mon)08:03:31 No.4933344
i would want to be a glorious white/grey chad
Anonymous 01/13/25(Mon)08:09:14 No.4933351
>>4933257
And you won't put a dent in coyote numbers. They'll keep multiplying and they'll keep eating outdoor cats. Cope.
And you won't put a dent in coyote numbers. They'll keep multiplying and they'll keep eating outdoor cats. Cope.
Anonymous 01/13/25(Mon)08:14:19 No.4933359
>>4933257
Based
>Tranq and track female
>Get lead back to den and wipe it out entirely
No more yote pests
Based
>Tranq and track female
>Get lead back to den and wipe it out entirely
No more yote pests
Anonymous 01/13/25(Mon)08:17:38 No.4933361
>>4933351
Coyote hunting is the best cope.
Allegedly the more they are hunted, the larger litters they birth.
Coyote hunting is the best cope.
Allegedly the more they are hunted, the larger litters they birth.
Anonymous 01/13/25(Mon)08:20:48 No.4933362
Anonymous 01/13/25(Mon)08:24:23 No.4933363
>>4933362
come now, coyote pups are too cute to hurt
come now, coyote pups are too cute to hurt
Anonymous 01/14/25(Tue)15:55:39 No.4933914
>>4933344
Looks kind of like a cat that rolled around in dirt desu
Looks kind of like a cat that rolled around in dirt desu
Anonymous 01/14/25(Tue)15:59:19 No.4933918
>>4933361
They go into heat when pack members die as well.
They go into heat when pack members die as well.
Anonymous 01/14/25(Tue)16:06:57 No.4933925
>>4933922
I read that. Sounds like a bit of a larp tbqhwy.
I read that. Sounds like a bit of a larp tbqhwy.
Anonymous 01/14/25(Tue)16:16:42 No.4933928
>>4933925
This post sounds like cope
This post sounds like cope
Anonymous 01/14/25(Tue)16:26:47 No.4933934
>>4933928
???? Tranq guns and the medicine is expensive, a good tracker is also expensive. Are you going silenced, subsonic, and thermal scope? Pretty expensive setup also.
Explain what happens when you start shooting if you can get close enough. Are they going to scatter or simply let you shoot them all one by one?
???? Tranq guns and the medicine is expensive, a good tracker is also expensive. Are you going silenced, subsonic, and thermal scope? Pretty expensive setup also.
Explain what happens when you start shooting if you can get close enough. Are they going to scatter or simply let you shoot them all one by one?
Anonymous 01/14/25(Tue)16:33:41 No.4933936
>>4933934
The coyote population has only expanded, way past all the hicks that get salty over dead outdoor cats and their own refusal to maintain secure livestock pens. So take a guess.
The coyote population has only expanded, way past all the hicks that get salty over dead outdoor cats and their own refusal to maintain secure livestock pens. So take a guess.
Anonymous 01/14/25(Tue)16:39:09 No.4933943
>>4933936
I forgot to add that a secure fence is probably cheaper than 20 grand of LARP gear that won't actually do anything.
I forgot to add that a secure fence is probably cheaper than 20 grand of LARP gear that won't actually do anything.
Anonymous 01/14/25(Tue)16:50:28 No.4933950
>>4933943
A secure fence just for your chickens and goats costs exactly as much as an ar15+worthwhile thermal scope
Keeping a cat inside is free
A secure fence just for your chickens and goats costs exactly as much as an ar15+worthwhile thermal scope
Keeping a cat inside is free
Anonymous 01/14/25(Tue)17:12:55 No.4933959
>>4933359
Yotefags utterly seething at this post
Yotefags utterly seething at this post
Anonymous 01/14/25(Tue)19:51:40 No.4934001
>>4933959
They literally can't stop seething kek
They literally can't stop seething kek
Anonymous 01/14/25(Tue)19:59:58 No.4934004
>>4933950
>I would rather disrupt local ecosystems instead of fencing in my livestock because i want to feel like a big man with a big gun
/an/ is meant for people who like nature, /k/ is more your speed.
>I would rather disrupt local ecosystems instead of fencing in my livestock because i want to feel like a big man with a big gun
/an/ is meant for people who like nature, /k/ is more your speed.
Anonymous 01/14/25(Tue)20:00:25 No.4934005
>>4930699
If I were a cat I would mind my use of the subjunctive mood.
If I were a cat I would mind my use of the subjunctive mood.
Anonymous 01/14/25(Tue)20:02:04 No.4934006
Anonymous 01/14/25(Tue)20:50:39 No.4934024
>>4934005
This.
This.
Anonymous 01/15/25(Wed)02:13:42 No.4934115
>>4931178
Wtf? I appreciate muslims now!
Wtf? I appreciate muslims now!
Anonymous 01/15/25(Wed)02:26:50 No.4934119
>>4930680
black kitty (with stylish white chest tuft)
black kitty (with stylish white chest tuft)
Anonymous 01/15/25(Wed)04:09:54 No.4934151
>>4930682
fpbp
fpbp
Anonymous 01/15/25(Wed)05:13:56 No.4934167
>>4930680
I'd like to be a tuxedo cat
I'd like to be a tuxedo cat
Anonymous 01/15/25(Wed)12:07:05 No.4934299
>>4930682
Should have bumped it instead of crying like a faggot
Should have bumped it instead of crying like a faggot
Anonymous 01/15/25(Wed)13:31:08 No.4934341
>>4934299
But then the anti cat schizo wouldn't get the attention that it wanted
But then the anti cat schizo wouldn't get the attention that it wanted
Anonymous 01/15/25(Wed)13:36:40 No.4934344
>>4934341
If there were a schizo they would be bumping threads to "fight you". But you’re just pissing off ordinary posters by trying to organize cat themed raids on /an/ and constantly getting hysterical any time anyone says cats arent perfect and dont live up to every ancient myth like
>cats arent cleaner than dogs at all
>U HAET CATS *spams /pol/ bait*
Absolute insanity. No wonder people post cat hate to troll you.
If there were a schizo they would be bumping threads to "fight you". But you’re just pissing off ordinary posters by trying to organize cat themed raids on /an/ and constantly getting hysterical any time anyone says cats arent perfect and dont live up to every ancient myth like
>cats arent cleaner than dogs at all
>U HAET CATS *spams /pol/ bait*
Absolute insanity. No wonder people post cat hate to troll you.
Anonymous 01/15/25(Wed)13:39:58 No.4934346
>>4934344
This.
This.
Anonymous 01/15/25(Wed)13:44:08 No.4934348
>>4934344
Cats are cleaner than dogs, fact. Dogs are scavengers/ predators, cats are pure predators.
Cats are cleaner than dogs, fact. Dogs are scavengers/ predators, cats are pure predators.
Anonymous 01/15/25(Wed)14:03:00 No.4934352
Anonymous 01/15/25(Wed)14:08:09 No.4934353
>>4934348
Tell that to the dumpster cats behind my house. Also tell it to the cats that vanish when a coyotes rolls around. Scavenger/predator/prey. Dogs and cats average the same amount of cleanliness but dogs have both higher cleanliness potential and more room for dysfunction because they are more intelligent, and intelligent animals dont operate on pure instinct. They operate on learned behavior and acquired habits whether they are advantageous or desirable in our opinion or not. Like you. You are not in the habit of showering and of course children often dislike showers and baths (ironically they like swimming) but its clear that humans can shower twice a day or more if trained to. If only you were. Then you’d probably spend less time being the easily baited retard who associates with the imagined supremacy of the cat as his sole source of self worth. If only you smelled better, you could start being social again. Like the normal cat people who dont care that cats aren’t perfect beings and dont live up to medieval african and levantine mythology. If normal cat people read the same things that make you go nuts, they’d say "ok and?"
I told a normal cat person that licking isn’t really grooming and cats still need bathed because they roll in dirt and are just an animal. They agreed. And then they told me they need brushed daily or more to cut down on hairballs. This person owns three cats and zero dogs. If someone said that on /an/ you would hit your crack pipe and spam for hours thinking all the WFH techies and bored phoneposting teenagers trolling you are bugguy.
Tell that to the dumpster cats behind my house. Also tell it to the cats that vanish when a coyotes rolls around. Scavenger/predator/prey. Dogs and cats average the same amount of cleanliness but dogs have both higher cleanliness potential and more room for dysfunction because they are more intelligent, and intelligent animals dont operate on pure instinct. They operate on learned behavior and acquired habits whether they are advantageous or desirable in our opinion or not. Like you. You are not in the habit of showering and of course children often dislike showers and baths (ironically they like swimming) but its clear that humans can shower twice a day or more if trained to. If only you were. Then you’d probably spend less time being the easily baited retard who associates with the imagined supremacy of the cat as his sole source of self worth. If only you smelled better, you could start being social again. Like the normal cat people who dont care that cats aren’t perfect beings and dont live up to medieval african and levantine mythology. If normal cat people read the same things that make you go nuts, they’d say "ok and?"
I told a normal cat person that licking isn’t really grooming and cats still need bathed because they roll in dirt and are just an animal. They agreed. And then they told me they need brushed daily or more to cut down on hairballs. This person owns three cats and zero dogs. If someone said that on /an/ you would hit your crack pipe and spam for hours thinking all the WFH techies and bored phoneposting teenagers trolling you are bugguy.
Anonymous 01/15/25(Wed)14:16:18 No.4934354
>>4934348
PURE PREDATOR (of leftover pizza)
PURE PREDATOR (of leftover pizza)
Anonymous 01/15/25(Wed)14:37:34 No.4934360
>>4934344
Lmao the anti cat schizo got triggered when called out again. Get a life you pathetic piece of shit.
Lmao the anti cat schizo got triggered when called out again. Get a life you pathetic piece of shit.
Anonymous 01/15/25(Wed)14:40:43 No.4934362
>>4934360
Meds
Meds
Anonymous 01/15/25(Wed)14:59:45 No.4934368
>>4930680
pure black cat crossing paths hopefully not getting run over by a car
pure black cat crossing paths hopefully not getting run over by a car
Anonymous 01/15/25(Wed)15:07:29 No.4934369
>>4934360
This
This
Anonymous 01/15/25(Wed)15:13:50 No.4934370
I would be this mad bastard.
Anonymous 01/15/25(Wed)15:23:49 No.4934376
>>4934370
Pure unbridled rage
Pure unbridled rage
Anonymous 01/15/25(Wed)15:31:55 No.4934382
>>4934360
Projection.
Projection.
Anonymous 01/16/25(Thu)06:02:48 No.4934664
>>4934360
Truth.
Truth.
Anonymous 01/16/25(Thu)06:09:31 No.4934668
>>4934354
case in point
OBLIGATE
CARNIVORE
And I don't care 4 billion pizza are eaten by feral cats every year, skill issue for pizza.
case in point
OBLIGATE
CARNIVORE
And I don't care 4 billion pizza are eaten by feral cats every year, skill issue for pizza.
Anonymous 01/16/25(Thu)06:43:37 No.4934677
>>4933914
you kind of make sense...
you kind of make sense...
Anonymous 01/16/25(Thu)14:04:50 No.4934800
>>4934376
Look, he's smiling :)
Look, he's smiling :)
Anonymous 01/16/25(Thu)14:09:16 No.4934802
>>4934668
>obligate carnivore
>note: carni means bread, dairy, and tomato sauce
Cats are not obligate carnivores. They can actually live longer on a properly formulated vegan diet. Most stray cats scavenge for the majority of their diet and will eat anything including starch and cooked vegetables.
>inb4 taurine
Yes and humans are obligate piscivore-frugivores because they need iodine and vitamin C. And yet many people get these nutrients elsewhere.
>obligate carnivore
>note: carni means bread, dairy, and tomato sauce
Cats are not obligate carnivores. They can actually live longer on a properly formulated vegan diet. Most stray cats scavenge for the majority of their diet and will eat anything including starch and cooked vegetables.
>inb4 taurine
Yes and humans are obligate piscivore-frugivores because they need iodine and vitamin C. And yet many people get these nutrients elsewhere.
Anonymous 01/16/25(Thu)14:11:24 No.4934804
>>4934668
I'd eat 4 billion pizzas a year if I could and yes I'm American
I'd eat 4 billion pizzas a year if I could and yes I'm American
Anonymous 01/20/25(Mon)01:25:26 No.4936611
>>4930680
I would be a brown tabby with white patches.
I would be a brown tabby with white patches.