I've commissioned a special lounge chair for my horse. A Neighs Lounge.

>>4929989
Bring me pictures of donks!

What's your Alma Mate her, horsegen?

>>4930244
Is there a pic of a guy standing on a beach captioned 'HORSE'?

>>4930356
Neigh!

Plapping mares

new art
fucking board doesn't let to post pics without email
https://files.catbox.moe/dk3xvg.png

>>4930579
I was just thinking about you the other day.

it's cold out
i hope the horses have somewhere warm to go to

>>4930579
mmm moobs

>>4930062
i have spent the last 20 minutes googling the best donkeys and horses for milk production

>>4931002
I wish the milkmare would deliver my milk... in the morning.

>>4931002
Well? What were the results of your research?

>>4931047
The Mongols have the milkiest mares
the Italians have the milkiest jennys
and if i ever managed to get a 1 in a million mule that can reproduce and produce milk i wont share it with anyone
RE: spite

>>4931048
If you stimulate a teat enough, it will milk.

>>4931051
anon, you can't just post that and not say shit about it. wtf am I beholding here?

>>4931133
Horse party.

>>4930624
In my house. All of them. It's summare here though.

It seems that nobody likes horse anymore.

>>4932540
Thats my fault, I like horse too much so others meed to compensate for that.

>>4932540
I've noticed that the threads with horses being really visible in the thumbnail of the catalog run faster

>>4932601
Jannies banned the first thumbnail being a horse. They said it's too provocative.

>>4932601
Activity went down on the entire site mostly due to the fact that most people by now use mobile phones to post and the recent anti bot measures introduced some shit that makes them wait like 10 minutes or some shit before making a post so most apparently just say fuck it and don't post at all anymore.

>>4932606
Meant for >>4932540

>>4932606
if it fucks with phoneposters it's worth it

>>4932613
that's a male

do not look up hobby horse competition

>>4932603
Such perfection

>>4932606
dead site, most boards down 25 to 50%

>>4932658
And meanwhile bots are still on many boards. GG

>>4932606
it's 9 years too late but god bless, they finally dicked on the phoneposters
the site may go down in flames but I will relish it so long as the phonefags die first

>>4932664
As someone who phoneposts most of the time I laugh at you

alright explain something since you seem to know things
horses are supposedly very smart, this is backed up by how well they can be trained and otherwise learn
however people who work with them also claim they're so absolutely retarded they'll keel over dead from sunstroke before moving 10 feet to the shade
how are they work?

>>4932671
I'm glad my superiority could amuse you in these trying times

>>4932674
You wish you were superior lmao

>>4932675
>nuh uh lol
epic bants
I can really see how phoneposters rode this site into a ditch

>>4932672
You get different opinions based on how much the people you ask actually like horses and how much they actually know.

>>4932686
Stay mad

>>4932672
they have good memories and live a long time like elephants

I'm tired of seeing horse penis

How do you think you would honestly react if it finally happened and a horse spoke directly to you?

>>4933376
there’s barely been any horse penis for months

>>4933382
I wish I could say I'd instantly burst into tears of joy but REALISTICALLY I'd probably be a bit scared or at least uncomfortable until the horse may be able to break the ice somehow.

>>4933393
What are you saying to the horse to break the ice?

>>4933394
WHY THE LONG FACE

>>4933394
Wait a sec.
First the HORSE needs to explain a lot. Not the other way around.

>>4933399
She asks you to let her out of the fence

R.I.P. Toscani.
An unknown photographer who is so unknown, /p/ doesn't make a sticky.
Thanks for this photograph of horsies having fun.

A mare just winked at me what do

>>4933409
>benetton ad
Yeah I am sure the coat color choices for this pairing was pure coincidence

>>4933409
watches?

>>4933409
race mix, goyim

>>4933409
Who though that putting horse mating on the banner was good idea?

>>4933419
On of their's winks at us we put them in hospital, one of there's puts us in hopital we put one of those in the morgue.

>>4933424
this
as a watch buyer this ad does not appeal to me
now if the stallion was swapped for a human male, then that would be an ad with some chest hair and i would consider buying their watches

>>4933438
For a sec I thought you were starting to talk about wrist watches around dicks

>>4933409
Why is it literally never a dark mare in advertisements and just always dark stallions?

>>4933382
If the horse is willing to speak human then it's only polite for me to speak horse

>>4933463
>Why is it literally never a dark mare in advertisements and just always dark stallions?
the jews

>>4933463
Dark mares are cuter to be honest

>>4933484
Luna is indeed cute

>>4933463
Too erotic. Drivers would be running out of water from constantly ejaculating.

they are coming...

>>4933595
Imagine the poo smell

>>4933588
sales of frost gatorade would go up

>>4933376
Why

>>4933599
I fed a gatorade to a pony once

>>4933597
potent mare farts

>>4933595
No, they running away

>>4933463
What about black and white mares? They're totally underrated.

Horse eating cow to death

>>4934047
It's a horse eat mineral world out there

>>4934047
Cow is about to explode on her will

Horses warned us SO MANY TIMES

>>4934283
They do so much for us and what do we do in return? Expose them to strontium 90 so that they develop bone cancer.

>>4934283
WE DIDN'T LISTEN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vE8XJEeOpyA

What was it churchill said? "There is nothing that feels better on the outside of a man than the inside of a horse"

>>4934529
the outside of a horse is good for the inside of a man

Boeing encourages its employees to think out of the box. One Boeing engineer with an affinity for horses took this to heart and came up with a groundbreaking idea. Rather than riding on top of the horse, he would ride from below, lowering the center of gravity and reducing aerodynamic drag.

>>4934583
Has science gone too far?

>>4934730
Curt Richter put a horse in a pool and the horse chose to die in five minutes. He repeated the experiment but recused the horse before she drowned and put her back in the pool and she swam for five days until completely exhausted and then drowned. It tells us a lot about horse minds.

https://formerly twitter.com/seikeiuma/status/1879451655084892210

>>4933657
i really like this webm :D

>>4933595
Perhaps they are wondering why you'd shoot a mare before throwing her out of a plane

Got any games on computer?

>watch western movie featuring hundreds of horses
>disclaimer at the end reads "There were no horses in this movie"
What did they mean by this?

>>4935681
The last horses went extinct decades ago anon. What you saw were zebras and donkeys painted to look like horses

>>4936116
Kelpies would be curtains for any horse gen regular. A nice horse that talks you into touching the horse?

A sick horse pointed all of the fireworks directly at the windows and doors of a nursing home with her powerful mouth.

>see real horse in real life
>instantly want to see an even taller horse
Anyone else feeling like this?

So can someone in this horse thread tell me how much it average costs to own a horse? I just want to visit him at the stable every day and go for a ride. I live around lots of horses in Kentucky and I can get boarding for a few hundo. Could i just buy a horse?

>>4936595
more info required retard.
do you have land?
do you have shelter? (stables)
can you afford a vet emergency? (5k+ but I don’t know how much it actually costs)
can you afford food or is the land big enough for a few horses to graze on?

Believe it or not, horses are shit machines, they take 40 pounds of feed and 30 gallons of water and turn it into 50 pounds of dung.

I had to say goodbye to my friend today. I'm crushed. He was my best friend, behaved so much like a little puppy dog and followed me around. I'm gonna miss him.

>>4936795
Can we get a pic and his name?

>>4936799
Yes. Junior, 30 years old. Would have been 31 this May. He was the cutest boy, had little random white speckles all over him. This was a pic I took of him a couple years ago, he did not like the cows across the way. The babies would run and he was like, "absolutely not."

He became my little puppy dog when I found him too cold and unwell while in the run-in one day. I had just started working at the job (boarding stable), and I was there for him, helped with nursing him back to health. Ever since then, any time I'd go in the pasture, he'd come right up to me and follow me anywhere I went. He'd chase off his pasture mates because he wanted to make sure he got all my attention. He became my first best friend at work.

>>4936805
He looks like a good horse. You were lucky to have each other.

>>4935146
when your emo and shibari phases coincide

>>4935146
pony waifu sim ;)

>>4936810
how do you get equine related experience or find equine related volunteering?
I’d kill to be near horses, even if it meant cleaning their stalls or something. There’s an equestrian center near me but they’re probably only looking for skilled people. I don’t live in a rural area or have any actual livestock experience.

>>4936825
Social media is surprisingly helpful for looking for part time work around the local area. I had very little experience starting out, but my boss felt I was trainable enough. Check out that local equestrian center near you, see if there's any help they need. As long as you're willing to learn, it's worth pursuing. The horses at my job have been therapeutic for me. Good luck anon, you will do great if you try!

>>4936837
I don’t have or know how to use social media.
The only “social media” I have at the moment is discord/telegram, but for various reasons I’d rather not deal with using an alternate account to communicate and network with people.

Is there a guide to getting started? Apps to use?

>>4936805
RIP
He really looks like a great buddy...

>>4936825
I done a masters in horse science and now I'm dripping in horses. You just have that worry that turning into a job will make you like them less but so far it's not happened.

>>4936853
I used Facebook, or just googled "equine jobs near me" on Google and that's how it pulled up the Facebook post of the barn looking for part time help. But I think reaching out to your local equestrian center would be a good start. It could help you with networking locally and perhaps someone will take you under their wing.

>>4936926
Thank you, he was a sweet boy.

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