Anonymous 12/26/24(Thu)05:03:58 | 33 comments | 6 images
Tapirs have some of the largest cocks in the animal kingdom, and they are also prehensile and can ejaculate at will. A tapir can theoretically blind you with cum and chokeslam you with his dick, all while laughing at you nasally and calling you pathetic in a homosexual accent
Anonymous 12/26/24(Thu)05:07:21 No.4924926
anyone have the back scratch webm?
Anonymous 12/26/24(Thu)05:07:45 No.4924927
interesting
Anonymous 12/26/24(Thu)05:26:57 No.4924929
Anonymous 12/26/24(Thu)07:47:25 No.4924963
They are related to horses and since they're not real lookers and get laughed at by horses they had to compensate SOMEHOW
Anonymous 12/30/24(Mon)12:40:47 No.4926864
Anonymous 12/30/24(Mon)13:25:03 No.4926882
>>4925330
75 ants died by penis smash that day
75 ants died by penis smash that day
Anonymous 12/31/24(Tue)21:25:02 No.4927422
Anonymous 12/31/24(Tue)22:28:32 No.4927438
>>4924963
you can tell they're related to horses
you can tell they're related to horses
Anonymous 01/01/25(Wed)12:01:44 No.4927602
>that doujin by chikiko
Anonymous 01/01/25(Wed)21:25:19 No.4927750
Anonymous 01/01/25(Wed)21:33:15 No.4927753
Anonymous 01/01/25(Wed)22:02:26 No.4927756
>>4927602
post it faggot
post it faggot
Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)19:16:22 No.4929515
faggots in /vt/
Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)21:24:28 No.4929559
you just know...
Anonymous 01/06/25(Mon)00:07:02 No.4929614
>>4924924
apparently their flesh taste so bad that a jaguar will only consider it viable prey if it's close to starve to death
apparently their flesh taste so bad that a jaguar will only consider it viable prey if it's close to starve to death
Anonymous 01/06/25(Mon)01:46:49 No.4929643
>>4924929
Why the fuck would you try to scratch your back with your dick?
Why the fuck would you try to scratch your back with your dick?
Anonymous 01/06/25(Mon)03:36:02 No.4929667
>>4929643
can't reach with your hooves
can't reach with your hooves
Anonymous 01/06/25(Mon)04:30:08 No.4929678
>>4924924
Tfw no tapir bf
Tfw no tapir bf
Anonymous 01/10/25(Fri)03:33:52 No.4931583
>>4924924
The only impressive trait is their prehensility.
Just measure their body proportions and take into account body plan. They need to have genitalia this long or they wouldn't be able to fuck at all, same with horses. If they had body proportions like primates and bipedal anatomy, their cocks would be proportionally tiny.
Now, barnacles are actually hung, those degenerates are mostly penis.
The only impressive trait is their prehensility.
Just measure their body proportions and take into account body plan. They need to have genitalia this long or they wouldn't be able to fuck at all, same with horses. If they had body proportions like primates and bipedal anatomy, their cocks would be proportionally tiny.
Now, barnacles are actually hung, those degenerates are mostly penis.
Anonymous 01/12/25(Sun)13:41:13 No.4932743
>>4929559
Know what?
Know what?
Anonymous 01/14/25(Tue)04:01:03 No.4933689
when I was a kid I went to the zoo and was in this indoor exhibit and I just kept hearing this periodic SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! echoing through the halls.
Anyways, I follow the noise and see on of these motherfuckers slamming his cock on the ground.
I hate these faggots like you wouldn't believe
Anyways, I follow the noise and see on of these motherfuckers slamming his cock on the ground.
I hate these faggots like you wouldn't believe
Anonymous 01/14/25(Tue)04:25:17 No.4933696
Anonymous 01/18/25(Sat)07:17:21 No.4935678
>>4933689
They were asserting their dominance.
They were asserting their dominance.
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)20:23:37 No.4936464
>>4925330
White women.....
White women.....
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)20:44:55 No.4936470
>>4932743
too late, you're already pregnant
too late, you're already pregnant
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)21:04:59 No.4936480
>>4933689
That's a mating call they use for size queens or to lure in huge lala faggots just to know who to avoid. The fact that you followed the sound makes you either one and I am sure its the latter.
That's a mating call they use for size queens or to lure in huge lala faggots just to know who to avoid. The fact that you followed the sound makes you either one and I am sure its the latter.
Anonymous 01/21/25(Tue)19:50:52 No.4937488
>>4931583
why do humans have such big dicks relative to other primates? and why do primates in general just have their shit hanging out right there where a predatory cat could easily swipe it off?
why do humans have such big dicks relative to other primates? and why do primates in general just have their shit hanging out right there where a predatory cat could easily swipe it off?
Anonymous 01/21/25(Tue)20:41:10 No.4937499
>>4937488
Larger primates have harems or "own" territories, so larger bodies are preferred to protect them. Smaller ones live in groups, have multiple sexual partners and have evolved large testicles to increase their chances. Humans are monogamous, so big testicles aren't required, tools reduce body size advantage, and the penis is right there for females to see and choose, I guess.
Larger primates have harems or "own" territories, so larger bodies are preferred to protect them. Smaller ones live in groups, have multiple sexual partners and have evolved large testicles to increase their chances. Humans are monogamous, so big testicles aren't required, tools reduce body size advantage, and the penis is right there for females to see and choose, I guess.
Anonymous 01/21/25(Tue)21:54:22 No.4937524
Anonymous 01/21/25(Tue)22:00:53 No.4937529
>>4924929
If only he had a free hand
If only he had a free hand
Anonymous 01/21/25(Tue)23:28:18 No.4937574
>>4929643
why would you scratch your balls with your forepaw? because you can.
why would you scratch your balls with your forepaw? because you can.