>>4907310
That's not how it works. Interspecies can't be weightclassed vs humans, their muscle fibres are significantly different

A small primate can have grip strength on par with a NFL offensive lineman playing for the Packers

A small black bear can generate enough power in one swing to fracture a grown man's skull and leave him to bleed out in his brain

Humans are NOT capable of defeating most animals without their cheating sticks

>>4907322

I'd kick a bear right in the nuts

>>4907322
>Interspecies can't be weightclassed vs humans, their muscle fibres are significantly different
it doesn't matter all that much, its mostly an issue of shear mass. idg a fuck if a monkey can hold me real good if he is the weight of a backpack. And IDG a fuck if an hippo doesnt have the manual dexterity of a surgeon if its the weight of a dump truck.

Its more an issue of macro physics instead of (relitively) minor factors.

>>4907358
I don't even know how you can imagine yourself killing an elephant. Even if the elephant is sleeping there's no punch kick or choke position possible for a human to kill a fucking elephant

>>4907358
>>4907364
My superior agility will surely let me prevail. I'll simply move behind the elephant and go to town on its hind legs.

>>4908397
idk man have you seen how big the rats in nyc can get

>>4907310
>more people think they could take a cobra than a wolf
The fuck?

>>4908397
I've never encountered one so I couldn't tell you

>>4907345
You're an idiot.

>>4907358
What can an elephant actually do though? If you hug its hind legs it can't reach you with its truck, and its too sluggish to get away while you repeatedly pommel it from behind. If you stand to the side of its hind legs then it won't even be able to hit you with a back kick. If it raises its leg to perform a stomp then all you have to do is back off until it finishes its slam, then move back in to continue punching.

>>4908880
This

>>4908880
was waiting patiently

>>4908880
Surprised it took this long

>>4908880
A human would not be able to harm an adult elephant without the use of weapons

>>4910345
He very clearly explained how you could harm an elephant barehanded

>>4910436
A human punch would not phase an elephant, dumbass. It's like punching a tree trunk.

>>4910437
Not if you keep hitting it

>>4908867
Imagine the drugs

>>4907310
>28% think they couldn't beat a rat in a fight
What the fuck?

>>4910605
Don't forget how many women probably answered.

>>4908880
How do you even damage an elephant bare handed though? Maybe they're not as fast as a human, but... They literally weigh tons. How do you damage an elephant.
>>4910450
Unless you did damage to the ass of the elephant or the trunk or eyes, I don't see how punching and clawing at a fucking titanic animal could do it harm. I mean, even lions struggle with elephants and hippos, and don't mess with them regularly.

>>4910612
if you got it on the ground maybe you could strangle it with a leg lock

>>4910612
Just beat the shit out of it from behind. They don’t have thick skin like rhinos, you’ll eventually start doing damage

>>4908397
>>4910605
It depends, if a rat is going to try to evade and escape me, I'd say I'd probably lose, only because I think a rat could probably evade me.
But I think these are meant to read as
>the animal totally wants to kick your ass, and won't back down

>>4907358
Me and the boys poking the woolies with sharp sticks

>>4910615
>strangle it with a leg lock
To leg lock the average adult elephant, you would need >10 ft legs. Not joking. Circumference is ~245 inches on average. You wouldn't even be able to leg lock a baby elephant's neck.

>>4910680
You assume your fists will hold out. An elephant's skin is tougher than a punching bag. See what happens if you punch a punching bag for 10 hours bare handed.

>>4911139
"unarmed", nigga
give me a pointy stick and I'll conquer the world

>>4911142
A punching bag can’t fight back, why would anyone be scared of punching one? That would just be punching it for a long time instead of a short time

>>4910680
It'll drop a literal mountain of shit on you if you stand behind it

>>4910680
have you ever seen an elephant in person?

>>4910680
You should try that strategy and let us know how it goes

>>4907310
This question doesn't specify if you can wear armor or protective gears, only that you can't use any weapons.

If he wore gear that protected you from bites, a strong adult human male could probably take a solo wolf. No chance against a lion or grizzly bear though.

>>4907310
At 80kg I could win a fight with a 200kg yearling easily.
Something happens to cattle at about 230kg and they suddenly become strong enough to roll a car, don't fuck with those.
Anyway the point is, size is deceptive

>>4907310
Video response to this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSEJndiSWQc

>>4911457
Then try it. 10 hours. Punching bag. Go.

>>4916660
he just gave away the whole game in the thumbnail, why would I bother watching it now?

>>4907310
Only 72% thought they could beat a rat?

>>4917365
you have to catch it first

>>4907322
Nah, I'd win

>>4916372
Funnily enough there has been (one or) two cases of a man miraculously killing a grizzly by ripping its jugular/carotid bear handed

>>4907310
I can beat up everything but the chimp, gorilla, elephant, lion, and bear.
>>4908709
Cobras are easy, just get a stick.

>>4917572
Proof?

>>4917615
You think you can beat a crocodile? They're much stronger than alligators.

>>4920591
I just need to grab the duct tape in my semi

>>4908880
I'm assuming this isn't meant to be taken 100% seriously, but this would only ever (possibly, maybe not) work on a blind elephant. Literally no one is going to run circles around an elephant who can quite easily turn on the spot and use every one of their limbs connected to their several tonne mass. Only takes a split second to ever so slightly change the angle of attack, it's complete fantasy.

>>4917615
>>4920831
>if you were unarmed
nice reading comprehension

After seeing a chimp struggle slightly to lift a ~30ish lb colobus monkey each time it lifted it to slam its body on the ground, I feel like more adult men could beat them than not.

>>4922057
Where the fuck does it say that fucknutt

>>4922057
I'll just grab it's tail then, drag it way out onto land then grab a stick or rock and beat it.

>>4922091
>Where the fuck does it say that fucknutt
Reading comprehension. Look again, retard.

>>4922231
https://youtu.be/zfZCWnzvN0E?si=_Xyb6FQeD3Jags_T&t=186
That's Robert Oberst, who has competed in the world's strongest man competition eight times (just to qualify you need to win other stuff). He's 410 lbs and 6'7". He has lifted a 465 lbs log above his head and deadlifted 793 lbs, both in competition. He had trouble controlling an alligator's tail. You have no chance. Also, crocs/alligators don't suddenly lose strength on land. They can and will jump and thrash and destroy you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAozf7pb4iY

>>4922246
Only the Cuban crocs look like they're moving in any decently sustainable manner.
I love them so much, I really want us to get them breeding more.

>>4922246
fair enough. I'd lose to a croc unless it was like 100 feet from the water. btw those lizards in that video don't move fast, and stopped after 6 feet.

>>4907310
One of my friends who hunts says he can kill a wolf, but can't kill a dear, with his bare hands.

>>4922280
A deer's a big animal, but a decently fit man should be able to handle it. If you let it stab you, it might be over.
The issue that a lot of people need to train their mind for to prepare for this situations, is the understanding that you WILL get hurt. The wolf will bite you, the mountain lion will bite you, the deer will try to stab you. How you react to that determines whether you can beat it or not.

>>4907364
Crawl up its asshole and chew your way out, dumbass

>>4907310
I’m confident that I can take on a Kangaroo and no one can convince me otherwise

>>4922532
it would be easy to choke it from behind but one slip up and it will kick your belly open

>>4922537
Yeah, their claws are pretty dangerous. I don’t think I’d make it out necessarily unscathed, but if it came down to life or death, I think I’d take it out even if I sustained injuries. What’s crazy to me, is that more people are confident that they can take on a chimp than a kangaroo.

>>4922345
Don't most deer just try to smack the shit out of you with their forelimbs? Horn stabs are a bovine thing.

>>4922537
>>4922543
Speaking as an australian, their toes really aren't that dangerous (and that's literally all they are, a big toe). The biggest risk you'll face if they try to kick you is if you cop one in the nuts. Their toes may otherwise leave minor grazing if your clothing isn't very thick, and their arms are of course useless against people, so they can't to anything there. They're more intimidating than dangerous.

>>4922550
Nah, they will definitely try to gore you too.
Good thing is, a decently fit man should be able to control them enough to keep the antlers off. Ideal situation would be getting it around the neck, so that your body is behind the antlers and then just choking it out.

>>4922550
>>4922843
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMmmq77qahs

>>4922246
Why are crocs so cute when they gallop?

>>4922837
>The biggest risk you'll face if they try to kick you is if you cop one in the nuts

Could a woman take down a kangaroo?

>>4907322
If the bear wants to pick up a stick to fight me with it should feel free.

>>4917570
geese are nasty creatures

>>4908880
Video games have polluted this young man's mind.

>>4907310
Do pibulls count as large or medium-sized dogs?

>>4926488
Yes.

>>4926603
Perfect

>>4908880
You should test this out IRL

>>4908880
>What can an elephant actually do though?
An elephant can outrun you
"According to a recent study published in Nature magazine, Asian elephants run at 25 km/h (15 mph). African elephants are much larger and can run at 40 km/h (25 mph)"
https://africafreak.com/how-fast-can-an-elephant-run

And an elephant can kill you like it's nothing. Elephants kill over 500 people every year in India alone -
https://www.dw.com/en/india-sees-more-deadly-elephant-attacks-as-habitats-shrink/

>>4928572
>Elephants kill over 500 people every year in India alone -

Are elephants like trains to them?

>>4930157
>Are elephants like trains to them?
Probably, judging by how careless they are about everything that else kills them.
However Indians don't really hunt elephants.
And the Indian population is huge.
Elephants don't have great eyesight, so like dogs they might not like dark-skinned people simply because it's harder for them to see if they are angry or a threat. Elephants can only see things clearly from 20 meters away. Their smell and hearing compensate for their poor sight.

>>4908880
https://www.discoverwildlife.com/animal-facts/deadliest-animals-to-humans

>Groups of elephants have been known to raid farms and villages, and will gore or trample any humans that get in the way. One blow from an elephant is enough to kill, and around 500 deaths a year are caused in this way.

>>4907310
I can fuck up a hippo brah

>>4930188
>Their smell
Well that explains it. Elephants are literally tired of their shit (odor).

>>4907310
I can only repeat myself. Where do Americans get so much confidence so ? Just like that cop vs Kimbo Slice https://youtu.be/e9vgyvUZugs?si=RASV55MewM6cizmQ

The lesson should be: don't piss against wind.

>>4922837
is Kangaroo Boxing a thing in Australia like Alligator Wrestling in Florida?

>>4907310
>Rat, cat, goose, cobra
Not too hard, you can just kick and stomp them to death with minimal risk
>Eagle
Stalemate? If you can grab one it's an easy kill, but they won't fight you and just fly away
>Medium dog and kangaroo
Doable with some injuries
>Large dog and wolf
Doable with injuries but could also lose
>Everything else
No way

>>4934222
this is the only correct response

>>4907310
>eagle
It's a bird capable flight. Do people just not know how fucking fragile birds are? Yeah the cunt's got talons but one decent swing and it's basically done for. You'd have more issues with a medium sized dog realistically.

>>4936019
I know people who believe swans are deadly

>>4918871
Not the same method that anon was talking about but there's a plaque somewhere I believe in Wyoming commemorating a man who killed a grizzly bear by shoving his arm down it's throat to block the bear's windpipe and then just punching it in the eyes to keep it from mauling him too badly while it suffocated. Perhaps my memory is inaccurate, he might have had a small pocket knife that he was stabbing the eyes with instead of punching, but the thing that actually killed the bear was the fact that he rammed his arm down it's gullet.

>>4934222
The thing that makes me the most confident about beating a dog is our grappling power. Taking any dog's back is pretty much game over for them, and you could feasibly do that by, at worst, getting your forearm shredded.

>>4936341
what about a pibull