Anonymous 10/18/24(Fri)15:14:33 | 173 comments | 24 images
>"The world is cruel and unjust, everything and everyone is out killing or being killed, there is no concern outside for mates and offspring"
>Leopard Seal tries to feed photographer penguins, despite it having no benefit whatsoever
What the fuck
>Leopard Seal tries to feed photographer penguins, despite it having no benefit whatsoever
What the fuck
Anonymous 10/18/24(Fri)15:55:24 No.4894893
>>4894885
That idiot cameraman literally had a leopard seal gf and didn't even care.
>When she stopped what she was doing and blew bubbles in my direction, I knew to back off. But giving her space usually drove her crazy, and she moved in closer. She hated to be ignored. I always let her take the lead.
>So here, she's on her back. She's sliding down an iceberg in these really sort of sexy ballet-like poses where she's sort of twirling around with the penguin, and then she'd come around like this, and then she'd present it to me like that.
>another leopard seal had snuck in behind me, and she did a threat display. She chased it away. It was another big female. She chased it away, and she grabbed its penguin, and brought its penguin back and gave it to me.
That idiot cameraman literally had a leopard seal gf and didn't even care.
>When she stopped what she was doing and blew bubbles in my direction, I knew to back off. But giving her space usually drove her crazy, and she moved in closer. She hated to be ignored. I always let her take the lead.
>So here, she's on her back. She's sliding down an iceberg in these really sort of sexy ballet-like poses where she's sort of twirling around with the penguin, and then she'd come around like this, and then she'd present it to me like that.
>another leopard seal had snuck in behind me, and she did a threat display. She chased it away. It was another big female. She chased it away, and she grabbed its penguin, and brought its penguin back and gave it to me.
Anonymous 10/18/24(Fri)16:06:49 No.4894897
>>4894893
Anon, you wouldn’t have sex with a Leopard Seal would you?
Anon, you wouldn’t have sex with a Leopard Seal would you?
Anonymous 10/18/24(Fri)16:35:28 No.4894913
>>4894885
Sea mammals tend to have a bizarre affinity for human beings, as if they can recognize them for a fellow mammal like themselves. Whales, dolphins, seals; as far as they're concerned, people are just shittier versions of themselves. The leopard seal probably thinks the human is a really pathetic and ugly leopard seal that needs help learning how to hunt and eat penguins.
Sea mammals tend to have a bizarre affinity for human beings, as if they can recognize them for a fellow mammal like themselves. Whales, dolphins, seals; as far as they're concerned, people are just shittier versions of themselves. The leopard seal probably thinks the human is a really pathetic and ugly leopard seal that needs help learning how to hunt and eat penguins.
Anonymous 10/18/24(Fri)16:38:47 No.4894915
>>4894893
its really that easy if youre a seal, god has cursed me with this body
its really that easy if youre a seal, god has cursed me with this body
Anonymous 10/18/24(Fri)16:50:07 No.4894922
>>4894893
That's awesome.
That's awesome.
Anonymous 10/18/24(Fri)17:06:32 No.4894928
Anonymous 10/18/24(Fri)17:19:38 No.4894935
>>4894893
>Adam could've married this thing in the garden of eden
>wanted the woman anyways
Fuck you umpteenth-great-grandpa.
>Adam could've married this thing in the garden of eden
>wanted the woman anyways
Fuck you umpteenth-great-grandpa.
Anonymous 10/18/24(Fri)17:23:28 No.4894939
I know the opposite of this is a forbidden topic around here, but I have to ask: do we know which animals want to fuck us without being goaded into doing it? Leopard seals, dolphins, ostriches are all i can really think of off the top of my head.
Anonymous 10/18/24(Fri)17:24:46 No.4894942
do leopard seals just come across only leopard seals and penguins so they think anything that isnt a penguin is a leopard seal
Anonymous 10/18/24(Fri)19:22:47 No.4894972
Anonymous 10/18/24(Fri)19:48:16 No.4894976
Anonymous 10/18/24(Fri)19:52:47 No.4894980
>>4894913
I wonder why it didn't just maul him to death
I wonder why it didn't just maul him to death
Anonymous 10/18/24(Fri)20:21:36 No.4894997
>>4894893
BHC is crazy
BHC is crazy
Anonymous 10/19/24(Sat)07:26:05 No.4895139
>>4894942
That's actually a pretty good possibility. When animals have only a couple predators and prey items, they're basically unsure of what to do around humans and just ignore them as a result. If you pair that with high intelligence, you probably would end up with "woah, that guy is a really ugly version of me, what the fuck."
That's actually a pretty good possibility. When animals have only a couple predators and prey items, they're basically unsure of what to do around humans and just ignore them as a result. If you pair that with high intelligence, you probably would end up with "woah, that guy is a really ugly version of me, what the fuck."
Anonymous 10/19/24(Sat)14:52:07 No.4895295
>>4894939
walnut the crane
walnut the crane
Anonymous 10/19/24(Sat)15:18:23 No.4895300
No, the world is neither fair nor unfair. The idea's just a way for us to understand. So one survives and others die and you always want a reason why but the world is neither just nor unjust. It's just us trying to feel that there's some sense in it. And though going young with much undone is a tragedy to everyone it doesn't speak a plan or any secret thing. There's no unseen sign or untold truth in anything. Them living on in others, in memories and dreams, is just not enough. You want everything. But that's another world where the sun always shines and the birds always sing; where nothing ever dies.
>>4894913
I've read that cats who bring their owners "presents" (nearly dead mice and shit like that) might think people are just big, very dumb cats and they're trying to teach us to hunt.
>>4894913
I've read that cats who bring their owners "presents" (nearly dead mice and shit like that) might think people are just big, very dumb cats and they're trying to teach us to hunt.
Anonymous 10/19/24(Sat)16:18:44 No.4895311
>>4895300
In the animal kingdom, animals only care about mates, protecting their offspring and if they are social animals, each of their pack. The human was neither her offspring, her mate or even the same species. So why did she try to feed him? If she was a bear or a tiger, she would have just killed him.
In the animal kingdom, animals only care about mates, protecting their offspring and if they are social animals, each of their pack. The human was neither her offspring, her mate or even the same species. So why did she try to feed him? If she was a bear or a tiger, she would have just killed him.
Anonymous 10/19/24(Sat)18:05:42 No.4895342
Anonymous 10/19/24(Sat)18:31:21 No.4895350
>>4894885
>look up the vid for this
>all the comments saying that she was trying to "help him" and that "she though he was a baby"
oh to be naive
>look up the vid for this
>all the comments saying that she was trying to "help him" and that "she though he was a baby"
oh to be naive
Anonymous 10/19/24(Sat)18:35:39 No.4895355
>>4895350
So what, was she trying to fuck him?
So what, was she trying to fuck him?
Anonymous 10/19/24(Sat)19:09:01 No.4895369
Anonymous 10/19/24(Sat)19:51:40 No.4895382
>>4895369
I can't believe even here shane frost haunts me.
I can't believe even here shane frost haunts me.
Anonymous 10/19/24(Sat)19:57:57 No.4895384
Must suck being a highly intelligent sea mammal that lives in the middle of Antarctica, meeting a scuba diver and trying to figure out what it was was probably the most mentally stimulating thing that ever happened to that leopard seal in its entire life.
Anonymous 10/19/24(Sat)20:15:39 No.4895393
>>4894893
I like that he explicitly used the word sexy there.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmVWGvO8Yhk
GIWTWM
I like that he explicitly used the word sexy there.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Um
GIWTWM
Anonymous 10/21/24(Mon)05:54:34 No.4896041
>>4894939
>do we know which animals want to fuck us without being goaded into doing it? Leopard seals, dolphins, ostriches are all i can really think of off the top of my head.
Orangutans
>do we know which animals want to fuck us without being goaded into doing it? Leopard seals, dolphins, ostriches are all i can really think of off the top of my head.
Orangutans
Anonymous 10/22/24(Tue)00:14:00 No.4896438
>>4895350
how so
how so
Anonymous 10/22/24(Tue)07:56:59 No.4896543
>>4896041
orangutans only like redheads though
orangutans only like redheads though
Anonymous 10/22/24(Tue)09:25:24 No.4896561
Anonymous 10/22/24(Tue)11:43:34 No.4896592
>>4895300
>No, the world is neither fair nor unfair. The idea's just a way for us to understand. So one survives and others die and you always want a reason why but the world is neither just nor unjust. It's just us trying to feel that there's some sense in it. And though going young with much undone is a tragedy to everyone it doesn't speak a plan or any secret thing. There's no unseen sign or untold truth in anything. Them living on in others, in memories and dreams, is just not enough. You want everything. But that's another world where the sun always shines and the birds always sing; where nothing ever dies.
The Cure – Where the Birds Always Sing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvjUnqBYeTA
>No, the world is neither fair nor unfair. The idea's just a way for us to understand. So one survives and others die and you always want a reason why but the world is neither just nor unjust. It's just us trying to feel that there's some sense in it. And though going young with much undone is a tragedy to everyone it doesn't speak a plan or any secret thing. There's no unseen sign or untold truth in anything. Them living on in others, in memories and dreams, is just not enough. You want everything. But that's another world where the sun always shines and the birds always sing; where nothing ever dies.
The Cure – Where the Birds Always Sing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvj
Anonymous 10/24/24(Thu)01:28:01 No.4897274
>>4894939
Ostriches rape humans?
Ostriches rape humans?
Anonymous 10/24/24(Thu)03:53:43 No.4897311
Anonymous 10/24/24(Thu)03:58:36 No.4897314
>>4894893
>Now eat your penguin, honey. I spent all day preparing it, you're not going to dissapoint me, aren't you?
>Now eat your penguin, honey. I spent all day preparing it, you're not going to dissapoint me, aren't you?
Anonymous 10/24/24(Thu)04:02:01 No.4897316
>>4896561
It's more energy efficient to run away better than to develop a brain that can confound create behaviors which confound predators into trying to understand you.
We needed the brain to better organize our troops and throw rocks at smaller animals before we discovered we could also cuddle wolves, bears, hyenas, leopard seals and sharks.
It's more energy efficient to run away better than to develop a brain that can confound create behaviors which confound predators into trying to understand you.
We needed the brain to better organize our troops and throw rocks at smaller animals before we discovered we could also cuddle wolves, bears, hyenas, leopard seals and sharks.
Anonymous 10/25/24(Fri)01:33:44 No.4897790
>>4897314
is he still alive?
is he still alive?
Anonymous 10/25/24(Fri)01:42:37 No.4897793
>>4894885
And how do you think the penguin felt about all this?
And how do you think the penguin felt about all this?
Anonymous 10/25/24(Fri)04:52:17 No.4897858
>you must eat all the penguins
Anonymous 10/25/24(Fri)06:48:15 No.4897871
>>4897790
Yes, just using her mouth as a toilet.
Yes, just using her mouth as a toilet.
Anonymous 10/25/24(Fri)12:44:54 No.4897975
>>4897793
like a snack
like a snack
Anonymous 10/26/24(Sat)11:44:10 No.4898389
>>4896041
But people told me orangutans were heckin wholesome chungerinos
But people told me orangutans were heckin wholesome chungerinos
Anonymous 10/27/24(Sun)23:59:45 No.4899241
>>4894939
horses and certain breeds of dogs as well.
horses and certain breeds of dogs as well.
Anonymous 10/28/24(Mon)00:05:57 No.4899243
>>4896561
the success rate of a mouse seducing a cat is lower than a mouse running away.
the success rate of a mouse seducing a cat is lower than a mouse running away.
Anonymous 10/28/24(Mon)00:45:42 No.4899260
>>4894939
Housecats. Its why they raise their tails when you pet them. Its an intensely erotic experience for them because of all the body whiskers. This is such a fact of life people dont even think when females in heat beg for the qtip. Its basically their biology. They can’t help it.
Now never pet a cat again.
Housecats. Its why they raise their tails when you pet them. Its an intensely erotic experience for them because of all the body whiskers. This is such a fact of life people dont even think when females in heat beg for the qtip. Its basically their biology. They can’t help it.
Now never pet a cat again.
Anonymous 10/28/24(Mon)02:28:47 No.4899300
Anonymous 10/28/24(Mon)14:48:47 No.4899627
Anonymous 10/28/24(Mon)15:12:41 No.4899638
>>4894939
Consider: Wolves form lasting pair bonds with other wolves and other wolves only, but dogs do not do this with other dogs consistently. Instead they form pair bonds with humans and mate prolifically with other dogs, in stark contrast to wolves fear of strangers and monogamy.
The emotional bonding/attraction and raw sexual impulses are actually separate instincts that can be applied separately, and just because an animal likes you doesn't mean they want to fuck you.
Consider: Wolves form lasting pair bonds with other wolves and other wolves only, but dogs do not do this with other dogs consistently. Instead they form pair bonds with humans and mate prolifically with other dogs, in stark contrast to wolves fear of strangers and monogamy.
The emotional bonding/attraction and raw sexual impulses are actually separate instincts that can be applied separately, and just because an animal likes you doesn't mean they want to fuck you.
Anonymous 10/28/24(Mon)17:33:51 No.4899704
>>4899638
they only don't want to fuck you if you neuter them
they only don't want to fuck you if you neuter them
Anonymous 10/28/24(Mon)17:55:02 No.4899719
>>4899704
They dont want to fuck you period. We already went over this in germany and the netherlands.
They dont want to fuck you period. We already went over this in germany and the netherlands.
Anonymous 10/28/24(Mon)18:13:21 No.4899729
>>4894939
>do we know which animals want to fuck us without being goaded into doing it?
Me.
*unzips penis*
>do we know which animals want to fuck us without being goaded into doing it?
Me.
*unzips penis*
Anonymous 10/28/24(Mon)22:41:44 No.4899820
Anonymous 10/29/24(Tue)06:05:37 No.4899906
>>4895300
>I've read that cats who bring their owners "presents" (nearly dead mice and shit like that) might think people are just big, very dumb cats and they're trying to teach us to hunt.
That's obviously wrong if you think about it for even two seconds, but I can definitely see the kind of people who get their entire picture of reality from captioned Facebook images eating that up. There is no way you can construe leaving a dead animal lying around where another alive-animal will happen to notice it at some point as teaching the latter hunting skills. We call that "giving food" in literally ever other context we see it occurring in anywhere in nature. The suggestion that there must be some hidden layer of meaning to the exact same behavior when cats do it to humans is just staggeringly retarded and not something anyone has a good reason to believe.
>I've read that cats who bring their owners "presents" (nearly dead mice and shit like that) might think people are just big, very dumb cats and they're trying to teach us to hunt.
That's obviously wrong if you think about it for even two seconds, but I can definitely see the kind of people who get their entire picture of reality from captioned Facebook images eating that up. There is no way you can construe leaving a dead animal lying around where another alive-animal will happen to notice it at some point as teaching the latter hunting skills. We call that "giving food" in literally ever other context we see it occurring in anywhere in nature. The suggestion that there must be some hidden layer of meaning to the exact same behavior when cats do it to humans is just staggeringly retarded and not something anyone has a good reason to believe.
Anonymous 10/29/24(Tue)12:20:55 No.4899966
>>4899906
You seem like a very unpleasant person to be around.
You seem like a very unpleasant person to be around.
Anonymous 10/29/24(Tue)18:40:35 No.4900112
>>4894885
My first kiss with a girl was from a seal.
It was a mild autumn day at the Pet Porpoise Pool up at old Coffs Harbour, and an unsullied teenage me had just been volunteered to go and be led in a waltz by all 200 pounds of her...
My first kiss with a girl was from a seal.
It was a mild autumn day at the Pet Porpoise Pool up at old Coffs Harbour, and an unsullied teenage me had just been volunteered to go and be led in a waltz by all 200 pounds of her...
Anonymous 11/01/24(Fri)00:22:23 No.4901049
>>4896041
Oh no. I'd expect this from any other ape besides orangos.
Oh no. I'd expect this from any other ape besides orangos.
Anonymous 11/01/24(Fri)03:54:43 No.4901091
>>4899906
You seem like a fairly pleasant individual to be around.
You seem like a fairly pleasant individual to be around.
Anonymous 11/01/24(Fri)04:05:18 No.4901095
>>4899906
I like you
I like you
Anonymous 11/01/24(Fri)13:47:22 No.4901265
>>4896041
>Hey, it's dangerous to send women into bumfuck nowhere to study intelligent animals with the strength of multiple men that legitimately want to rape them
>THAT'S SEXIST!!!
>Hey, it's dangerous to send women into bumfuck nowhere to study intelligent animals with the strength of multiple men that legitimately want to rape them
>THAT'S SEXIST!!!
Anonymous 11/01/24(Fri)13:50:29 No.4901269
>>4899906
Mother cats bring living animals to their young to teach them rudimentary hunting skill and how to kill though.
Mother cats bring living animals to their young to teach them rudimentary hunting skill and how to kill though.
Anonymous 11/03/24(Sun)06:08:28 No.4902005
Anonymous 11/03/24(Sun)06:10:06 No.4902006
Anonymous 11/03/24(Sun)08:49:36 No.4902048
>>4902006
we would do the same to them, so i imagine they would
we would do the same to them, so i imagine they would
Anonymous 11/05/24(Tue)11:58:43 No.4903356
>>4902006
that elephant needs to lube up
that elephant needs to lube up
Anonymous 11/08/24(Fri)13:36:34 No.4904658
>>4897314
>When you wake up after getting blackout drunk, on a strange shoal
>eerie rustling noises around the nearby rock
>you notice you are naked, only covered in some seaweed
>seal chan comes around the corner, and looks you straight in the eye
>it says "you don't have to tell me what happened, but you have to eat ALL those penguins"
>hands you a bowl of penguins with a wooden spoon
There is no way on earth you can eat all those penguins
>When you wake up after getting blackout drunk, on a strange shoal
>eerie rustling noises around the nearby rock
>you notice you are naked, only covered in some seaweed
>seal chan comes around the corner, and looks you straight in the eye
>it says "you don't have to tell me what happened, but you have to eat ALL those penguins"
>hands you a bowl of penguins with a wooden spoon
There is no way on earth you can eat all those penguins
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk 11/08/24(Fri)16:57:02 No.4904722
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk 11/08/24(Fri)17:10:12 No.4904728
>>4899241
horses?
horses?
Anonymous 11/08/24(Fri)17:52:47 No.4904752
>>4894939
Goats. I once saw a goat push over and mount a girl who entered his pen.
Goats. I once saw a goat push over and mount a girl who entered his pen.
Anonymous 11/08/24(Fri)20:26:49 No.4904813
Anonymous 11/08/24(Fri)20:28:39 No.4904814
>>4899627
Now post the one with the guy blowing the buck.
Now post the one with the guy blowing the buck.
Anonymous 11/08/24(Fri)20:43:42 No.4904820
>>4904814
if you know how to filename search on desu it's still in the archive
if you know how to filename search on desu it's still in the archive
Anonymous 11/09/24(Sat)14:09:45 No.4905083
>>4894893
please remove yourself from life
please remove yourself from life
Anonymous 11/09/24(Sat)14:58:00 No.4905097
Anonymous 11/09/24(Sat)18:50:24 No.4905159
>>4904728
yeah
yeah
Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)07:36:04 No.4905836
>>4894928
Kek
Kek
Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)07:42:56 No.4905838
>>4901265
I swear every time I hear a man use the word freedom is means freedom from your fellow man, free from force. Any time I hear women talk about freedom, it's always freedom from actual physical consequences of your actions (i.e. setting yourself on fire and not burning to death).
I swear every time I hear a man use the word freedom is means freedom from your fellow man, free from force. Any time I hear women talk about freedom, it's always freedom from actual physical consequences of your actions (i.e. setting yourself on fire and not burning to death).
Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)09:04:16 No.4905866
>>4896041
Julia Roberts was almost raped by an orangutan??
Julia Roberts was almost raped by an orangutan??
Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)12:25:51 No.4905928
Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)12:47:23 No.4905931
>>4904820
sauce me bro
sauce me bro
Anonymous 11/14/24(Thu)10:16:10 No.4907017
Anonymous 11/16/24(Sat)23:59:42 No.4908089
Anonymous 11/19/24(Tue)21:30:55 No.4909179
>>4901265
maybe the women enjoy it, bigot
maybe the women enjoy it, bigot
Anonymous 11/19/24(Tue)22:09:46 No.4909187
>>4898389
No ape is wholesome. I honestly never want to be close to one.
No ape is wholesome. I honestly never want to be close to one.
Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed)08:32:30 No.4909280
>>4902006
now the question i have here is: how many animals achieve successful penetrative rape? like actual dick in vagina/asshole, not just humping for domination. probably not that many since there's size differences but i imagine the elephant here could get the rhino's asshole/pussy if determined enough.
now the question i have here is: how many animals achieve successful penetrative rape? like actual dick in vagina/asshole, not just humping for domination. probably not that many since there's size differences but i imagine the elephant here could get the rhino's asshole/pussy if determined enough.
Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed)14:19:06 No.4909400
>>4905838
>everytime I see something that vaguely conforms to my view I remember it, everytime it contradicts it I forget about it or twist it to something that conforms it
also t
>everytime I see something that vaguely conforms to my view I remember it, everytime it contradicts it I forget about it or twist it to something that conforms it
also t
Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed)17:08:49 No.4909437
>>4909400
Yup. It's why /adv/ and /r9k/ are just an endless stream of "why do all women [negative cherrypicked example]?"
Yup. It's why /adv/ and /r9k/ are just an endless stream of "why do all women [negative cherrypicked example]?"
Anonymous 11/23/24(Sat)13:21:50 No.4910541
>>4909187
True, I don't even like being near most humans
True, I don't even like being near most humans
Anonymous 11/23/24(Sat)14:19:47 No.4910566
>>4894885
>"The world is cruel and unjust, everything and everyone is out killing or being killed, there is no concern outside for mates and offspring"
Sounds like something an edgy teenager would say... or Nietzsche.
Mammals and birds can obviously be altruistic.
>"The world is cruel and unjust, everything and everyone is out killing or being killed, there is no concern outside for mates and offspring"
Sounds like something an edgy teenager would say... or Nietzsche.
Mammals and birds can obviously be altruistic.
Anonymous 11/26/24(Tue)03:50:07 No.4911606
leopard seal :3
Anonymous 11/26/24(Tue)09:40:13 No.4911676
>>4904658
Hot
Hot
Anonymous 11/26/24(Tue)10:14:01 No.4911690
Anonymous 11/26/24(Tue)12:31:59 No.4911744
>>4911690
This image makes me want to shoot whoever made it then myself.
This image makes me want to shoot whoever made it then myself.
Anonymous 11/29/24(Fri)19:36:05 No.4913031
>>4911680
Birdgirl on the right is cute
Birdgirl on the right is cute
Anonymous 11/29/24(Fri)22:05:01 No.4913077
>>4913031
birdgirl on the left is cuter
birdgirl on the left is cuter
Anonymous 11/30/24(Sat)08:25:24 No.4913184
>>4894893
please preserve yourself based chad
please preserve yourself based chad
Anonymous 11/30/24(Sat)09:04:53 No.4913197
>>4894893
If humans could breed with seals would they?
If humans could breed with seals would they?
Anonymous 11/30/24(Sat)09:31:34 No.4913203
>>4913197
I'm trying
I'm trying
Anonymous 11/30/24(Sat)09:56:49 No.4913207
>>4913197
where do you think mermaids came from buddy
where do you think mermaids came from buddy
Anonymous 11/30/24(Sat)16:44:37 No.4913308
>>4913203
Pics or you're fake and gay.
Pics or you're fake and gay.
Anonymous 12/03/24(Tue)09:00:56 No.4914401
>>4895300
>two legged being has control of seemingly endless supplies of food
>brings in food in large quantities
"hmm lol this retard can't hunt, it is I who must feed him!"
>two legged being has control of seemingly endless supplies of food
>brings in food in large quantities
"hmm lol this retard can't hunt, it is I who must feed him!"
Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)02:03:46 No.4915517
>>4913207
Manatees
Manatees
Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)03:54:39 No.4915530
Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)07:10:55 No.4915552
>>4915530
First you have to isolate if they have a concept of cute, or an analogue.
Then you have to figure out how they act towards something they deem "cute".
I can't wait for your paper on Underwater Mammals and Cuteness.
First you have to isolate if they have a concept of cute, or an analogue.
Then you have to figure out how they act towards something they deem "cute".
I can't wait for your paper on Underwater Mammals and Cuteness.
Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)12:00:45 No.4915624
Anonymous 12/08/24(Sun)23:45:06 No.4916651
>>4915530
Dolphins are sexually attracted to human females
Dolphins are sexually attracted to human females
Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon)00:14:34 No.4916668
>>4916651
Dolphins are sexually attracted to humans
Dolphins are sexually attracted to humans
Anonymous 12/12/24(Thu)03:54:39 No.4917865
>>4894885
>>4915530
>>4916668
>>4913207
>4913207
AQUATIC APES
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aquatic_ape_hypothesis
>Independently of Westenhöfer's writings, the marine biologist Alister Hardy had since 1930 also hypothesized that humans may have had ancestors more aquatic than previously imagined, although his work, unlike Westenhöfer's, was rooted in the Darwinian consensus. On the advice of his colleagues, Hardy delayed presenting the hypothesis for approximately thirty years.[13][14] After he had become a respected academic and knighted for contributions to marine biology, Hardy finally voiced his thoughts in a speech to the British Sub-Aqua Club in Brighton on 5 March 1960. Several national newspapers reported sensational presentations of Hardy's ideas, which he countered by explaining them more fully in an article in New Scientist on 17 March 1960: "My thesis is that a branch of this primitive ape-stock was forced by competition from life in the trees to feed on the sea-shores and to hunt for food, shellfish, sea-urchins etc., in the shallow waters off the coast."[14]
>>4915530
>>4916668
>>4913207
>4913207
AQUATIC APES
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aquat
>Independently of Westenhöfer's writings, the marine biologist Alister Hardy had since 1930 also hypothesized that humans may have had ancestors more aquatic than previously imagined, although his work, unlike Westenhöfer's, was rooted in the Darwinian consensus. On the advice of his colleagues, Hardy delayed presenting the hypothesis for approximately thirty years.[13][14] After he had become a respected academic and knighted for contributions to marine biology, Hardy finally voiced his thoughts in a speech to the British Sub-Aqua Club in Brighton on 5 March 1960. Several national newspapers reported sensational presentations of Hardy's ideas, which he countered by explaining them more fully in an article in New Scientist on 17 March 1960: "My thesis is that a branch of this primitive ape-stock was forced by competition from life in the trees to feed on the sea-shores and to hunt for food, shellfish, sea-urchins etc., in the shallow waters off the coast."[14]
Anonymous 12/12/24(Thu)06:28:44 No.4917898
>>4916668
Dolphins are sexually attractive to humans
Dolphins are sexually attractive to humans
Anonymous 12/12/24(Thu)09:46:26 No.4917933
Anonymous 12/13/24(Fri)09:09:00 No.4918404
>>4917933
>fat acceptance retards
those don't exist anymore now that you can inject the fat away
Turns out they really were just a bunch of fat lazy fucks after all.
>fat acceptance retards
those don't exist anymore now that you can inject the fat away
Turns out they really were just a bunch of fat lazy fucks after all.
Anonymous 12/13/24(Fri)21:26:50 No.4918682
>>4915530
are you cute anon?
are you cute anon?
Anonymous 12/15/24(Sun)16:40:38 No.4919714
nature is cool
Anonymous 12/18/24(Wed)12:09:38 No.4921091
>>4911680
hot
hot
Anonymous 12/18/24(Wed)14:33:29 No.4921145
>>4894885
>Haha ... we should ... breed
>What IF, leopard ... humans would exist ... doe?
Guys, is it gay to say no?
>Haha ... we should ... breed
>What IF, leopard ... humans would exist ... doe?
Guys, is it gay to say no?
Anonymous 12/18/24(Wed)15:47:38 No.4921177
>>4899906
You really ought to work on your reading comprehension skills. You'll never graduate highschool with a respectable grade otherwise, kiddo.
You really ought to work on your reading comprehension skills. You'll never graduate highschool with a respectable grade otherwise, kiddo.
Anonymous 12/18/24(Wed)18:12:02 No.4921230
Anonymous 12/18/24(Wed)20:42:59 No.4921287
>>4921230
Do you think he the crane?
Do you think he the crane?
Anonymous 12/18/24(Wed)21:06:41 No.4921300
>>4921287
That was the point.
That was the point.
Anonymous 12/19/24(Thu)07:33:11 No.4921502
>>4921230
How do they prevent these birds to fly away?
How do they prevent these birds to fly away?
Anonymous 12/19/24(Thu)09:30:09 No.4921528
Anonymous 12/19/24(Thu)16:36:11 No.4921720
>>4921300
lucky bastard
lucky bastard
Anonymous 12/21/24(Sat)21:26:02 No.4922786
>>4921230
cute bird
cute bird
Anonymous 12/22/24(Sun)07:51:48 No.4923015
>>4922786
Lived to be a granny too.
Her and her "mate" did great work for the species recovery efforts.
Lived to be a granny too.
Her and her "mate" did great work for the species recovery efforts.
Anonymous 12/24/24(Tue)08:04:22 No.4924203
>>4921230
Look at the way her eyes glow!
Look at the way her eyes glow!
Anonymous 12/24/24(Tue)12:20:41 No.4924299
Anonymous 12/25/24(Wed)18:30:40 No.4924755
>>4894885
I love leopard seal threads.
I love leopard seal threads.
Anonymous 12/25/24(Wed)18:32:21 No.4924756
>get 30day for joking I fuck my dog
>this thread still up
>this thread still up
Anonymous 12/25/24(Wed)19:40:22 No.4924771
>>4915530
theres a running theory that most mammals find humans cute because we dont change much from our childhood state, in other words we dont experience the same age dimorphism that most animals do so they have a hard time distinguishing young humans from grown up humans. Dogs obviously understand the concept of infants but they have a hard time telling the difference between a healthy old fuck and a 12 year old. Whales are one of the few mammals we can observe benevolence from that dont have any species friendly towards humans. they would view us (adult humans) as cute the same way we would view a small lamb as cute.
theres a running theory that most mammals find humans cute because we dont change much from our childhood state, in other words we dont experience the same age dimorphism that most animals do so they have a hard time distinguishing young humans from grown up humans. Dogs obviously understand the concept of infants but they have a hard time telling the difference between a healthy old fuck and a 12 year old. Whales are one of the few mammals we can observe benevolence from that dont have any species friendly towards humans. they would view us (adult humans) as cute the same way we would view a small lamb as cute.
Anonymous 12/28/24(Sat)20:47:53 No.4926130
>>4917865
so we wuz Deep ones n'shiet?
so we wuz Deep ones n'shiet?
Anonymous 12/29/24(Sun)02:00:47 No.4926206
>>4921230
I bet he made her clo-ache-a!
I bet he made her clo-ache-a!
Anonymous 01/02/25(Thu)04:04:51 No.4927854
>>4924771
>we dont change much from our childhood state, in other words we dont experience the same age dimorphism
Huh? Humans seem to go through more changes in physical appearance as they age than most animals do
>we dont change much from our childhood state, in other words we dont experience the same age dimorphism
Huh? Humans seem to go through more changes in physical appearance as they age than most animals do
Anonymous 01/02/25(Thu)16:05:28 No.4928028
>>4927854
most animals are insects
most animals are insects
Anonymous 01/02/25(Thu)16:08:25 No.4928030
>>4924771
that's the first I've heard of it. Are you sure you aren't confusing it for the claim that elephants find us cute?
that's the first I've heard of it. Are you sure you aren't confusing it for the claim that elephants find us cute?
Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)20:16:10 No.4929537
>>4895384
We should go over there and bring them back to our lands to domesticate them
We should go over there and bring them back to our lands to domesticate them
Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)22:51:46 No.4929593
>>4894980
I said this in the seal thread, Leopard Seals are ultra K-type species, so if they mistake you for some kind of seal they will try to help you out and befriend you.
Of the following things, which does a human the most, and the least resemble?
1: A Penguin
2: An Orca
3: A Fish
4: Water
5: A Seal
These five things make up 100% of the average Leopard Seal's experience with the world, and obviously of these things, the human most resembles a seal in size, shape, and possibly smell. So leopard seals tend to think humans are just young or retarded seals. They have turned violent before when they realize that this is not the case, but it hasn't happened often, possibly only once that was recorded.
I said this in the seal thread, Leopard Seals are ultra K-type species, so if they mistake you for some kind of seal they will try to help you out and befriend you.
Of the following things, which does a human the most, and the least resemble?
1: A Penguin
2: An Orca
3: A Fish
4: Water
5: A Seal
These five things make up 100% of the average Leopard Seal's experience with the world, and obviously of these things, the human most resembles a seal in size, shape, and possibly smell. So leopard seals tend to think humans are just young or retarded seals. They have turned violent before when they realize that this is not the case, but it hasn't happened often, possibly only once that was recorded.
Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)23:06:49 No.4929596
>>4896561
dogs and cats basically did this. I mean not as in sexual seduction but as in cozying up and being friendly. It only took one little family unit to not kill the wolf that walked up to them and let itself be pet in order to get food; they had a friggin wolf now, that's enough to make the practice happen thousands of times over.
dogs and cats basically did this. I mean not as in sexual seduction but as in cozying up and being friendly. It only took one little family unit to not kill the wolf that walked up to them and let itself be pet in order to get food; they had a friggin wolf now, that's enough to make the practice happen thousands of times over.
Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)23:09:45 No.4929597
>>4902006
elephants think we're cute so probably
elephants think we're cute so probably
Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)23:18:49 No.4929599
Anonymous 01/06/25(Mon)08:25:45 No.4929748
This board has issues
Anonymous 01/07/25(Tue)04:11:01 No.4930116
Anonymous 01/07/25(Tue)06:22:43 No.4930142
>>4930116
She didn't. The zookeepers didn't let her nonchalantly kill 2 specimens of an endangered species.
She didn't. The zookeepers didn't let her nonchalantly kill 2 specimens of an endangered species.
Anonymous 01/07/25(Tue)06:39:09 No.4930143
>>4929599
she's a hyena
she's a hyena
Anonymous 01/07/25(Tue)07:50:47 No.4930164
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Anonymous 01/07/25(Tue)21:25:54 No.4930580
>>4921230
>Then he starts rubbing her thighs, rhythmically, almost pornographically. Thirty seconds elapse — it feels much longer — before Walnut steps away from Crowe, fixes a few out-of-place feathers, and then stretches out her wings, asking for another go-round.
>In past years, Crowe would have taken this opportunity to inject Walnut with a syringe of crane semen. Alas, the Smithsonian has decreed that they don’t need any more babies from Walnut.
>But that doesn’t stop Crowe and Walnut from going through the motions all summer long, five days a week, sometimes several times a day. “It’s not exactly fun for me, but it keeps Walnut happy,” Crowe says.
H-holy shit. Also
>last name of crane's human mate is "Crowe"
Man you can't make this shit up.
>Then he starts rubbing her thighs, rhythmically, almost pornographically. Thirty seconds elapse — it feels much longer — before Walnut steps away from Crowe, fixes a few out-of-place feathers, and then stretches out her wings, asking for another go-round.
>In past years, Crowe would have taken this opportunity to inject Walnut with a syringe of crane semen. Alas, the Smithsonian has decreed that they don’t need any more babies from Walnut.
>But that doesn’t stop Crowe and Walnut from going through the motions all summer long, five days a week, sometimes several times a day. “It’s not exactly fun for me, but it keeps Walnut happy,” Crowe says.
H-holy shit. Also
>last name of crane's human mate is "Crowe"
Man you can't make this shit up.
Anonymous 01/08/25(Wed)02:14:23 No.4930657
>>4894913
You know how easy it is to see dogs as really dumb people with clear facial expressions and familiar behaviors?
Just the fact that we look around at our surroundings without twitching like a bird and are more spinny and floaty in water is probably a "woah, LIKE US" moment for sea mammals
You know how easy it is to see dogs as really dumb people with clear facial expressions and familiar behaviors?
Just the fact that we look around at our surroundings without twitching like a bird and are more spinny and floaty in water is probably a "woah, LIKE US" moment for sea mammals
Anonymous 01/08/25(Wed)02:30:43 No.4930660
>>4911680
>tfw no yandere crane wife
I don't care what all those old Chinese legends tell you about the inevitable tragedy of these kinds of pairings I (s)need this so bad like you wouldn't believe my dudes.
>tfw no yandere crane wife
I don't care what all those old Chinese legends tell you about the inevitable tragedy of these kinds of pairings I (s)need this so bad like you wouldn't believe my dudes.
Anonymous 01/08/25(Wed)07:19:26 No.4930719
Anonymous 01/08/25(Wed)13:08:38 No.4930807
>>4905159
how can men even compete
how can men even compete
Anonymous 01/08/25(Wed)13:36:44 No.4930820
>>4930580
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME
Anonymous 01/10/25(Fri)09:09:59 No.4931663
>>4924771
Yeah I bet most animals couldn't distinguish this guy from a 12 year old boy
Yeah I bet most animals couldn't distinguish this guy from a 12 year old boy
Anonymous 01/10/25(Fri)16:00:28 No.4931788
>>4929593
>These five things make up 100% of the average Leopard Seal's experience with the world
leopard seals also encounter rocks, seaweed, and bubbles
>These five things make up 100% of the average Leopard Seal's experience with the world
leopard seals also encounter rocks, seaweed, and bubbles
Anonymous 01/13/25(Mon)04:10:19 No.4933192
>>4896041
LOL
LOL
Anonymous 01/16/25(Thu)12:58:11 No.4934775
Uhhhh
Meds much?
Meds much?
Anonymous 01/16/25(Thu)20:44:19 No.4934948
>>4897314
get vored idiot
get vored idiot
Anonymous 01/16/25(Thu)20:58:05 No.4934953
Anonymous 01/17/25(Fri)09:51:23 No.4935097
Anonymous 01/17/25(Fri)10:00:16 No.4935101
>>4934953
You lunatics should just go back to /pol/ and circlejerk in your single mom / abortion threads
You lunatics should just go back to /pol/ and circlejerk in your single mom / abortion threads
Anonymous 01/17/25(Fri)22:34:01 No.4935520
>>4895311
>In the animal kingdom, animals only care about mates or offspring
You dumb piece of shit. Animals form bonds with animals not of the same species all the time
>In the animal kingdom, animals only care about mates or offspring
You dumb piece of shit. Animals form bonds with animals not of the same species all the time
Anonymous 01/17/25(Fri)22:35:57 No.4935521
>>4894893
>sexy ballet-like poses
>tmw desperate incel human tries to project his attraction to a seal onto the seal
>sexy ballet-like poses
>tmw desperate incel human tries to project his attraction to a seal onto the seal
Anonymous 01/17/25(Fri)23:09:17 No.4935537
>>4934953
this isn't your safespace incel and it never will be.
this isn't your safespace incel and it never will be.
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)21:30:55 No.4936488
>>4935520
>Animals form bonds with animals not of the same species all the time
Yeah, in human controlled environments. Do you think a dog would bond with a cat if they weren't completely domesticated?
>Animals form bonds with animals not of the same species all the time
Yeah, in human controlled environments. Do you think a dog would bond with a cat if they weren't completely domesticated?
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)21:42:30 No.4936490
>>4936488
What about wild badgers hunting with wild foxes?
What about wild badgers hunting with wild foxes?
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)22:19:05 No.4936517
>>4936490
They both benefit from hunting together, so they have a reason to do so. A badger is not gonna go up to a random fox and give it food.
They both benefit from hunting together, so they have a reason to do so. A badger is not gonna go up to a random fox and give it food.
Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)22:50:38 No.4936536
>>4930580
>sexually stimulating animals in zoos makes them live longer
jesus christ it's just like with humans.
>sexually stimulating animals in zoos makes them live longer
jesus christ it's just like with humans.
Anonymous 01/20/25(Mon)07:22:13 No.4936720
>>4894893
W-what Leopard Seal pussy feels like?, Dolphin aren't the only one upping the game right?
W-what Leopard Seal pussy feels like?, Dolphin aren't the only one upping the game right?
Anonymous 01/20/25(Mon)07:57:51 No.4936727
>>4936490
aint it coyotes?
aint it coyotes?
Anonymous 01/20/25(Mon)09:48:40 No.4936755
Anonymous 01/20/25(Mon)10:36:13 No.4936765
>>4936755
Retard
Retard
Anonymous 01/20/25(Mon)13:07:55 No.4936813
>>4936765
Faggot.
Faggot.
Anonymous 01/20/25(Mon)13:32:35 No.4936822
Anonymous 01/21/25(Tue)10:49:20 No.4937284
>>4936822
Nigger.
Nigger.
Anonymous 01/21/25(Tue)13:11:36 No.4937333
>>4899906
Jesus Christ, you might just be the dumbest motherfucker to ever post on /an/. I'd be almost impressed were your stupidity not so very, very sad. : (
Jesus Christ, you might just be the dumbest motherfucker to ever post on /an/. I'd be almost impressed were your stupidity not so very, very sad. : (
Anonymous 01/21/25(Tue)13:17:10 No.4937335
>>4937333
Except he’s right faggot. Cats just give you shit. They are not teaching you to hunt. They do the same thing in colonies. Subordinate cats give gifts to dominant cats. It is not teaching them to hunt. Its an entirely new social behavior that evolved during the forced domestication of the cat in egypt. Cats ancestors were asocial. Despite making them dumber, we made them social.
Donesticated cats are now theoretically poised to evolve into a more sophisticated animal.
Except he’s right faggot. Cats just give you shit. They are not teaching you to hunt. They do the same thing in colonies. Subordinate cats give gifts to dominant cats. It is not teaching them to hunt. Its an entirely new social behavior that evolved during the forced domestication of the cat in egypt. Cats ancestors were asocial. Despite making them dumber, we made them social.
Donesticated cats are now theoretically poised to evolve into a more sophisticated animal.