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Anonymous 10/02/24(Wed)15:34:12 | 97 comments | 71 images

Fresh out of fucks to give but I can stock up on the tenth page.

Anonymous 10/02/24(Wed)23:39:45 No.4887440

>>4887208
Cowabunga Im kicking you back to page 1 old turtle dude!

Anonymous 10/03/24(Thu)20:32:54 No.4887913

>>4887208
タバコの老人を手に入れましたか?

https://youtu.be/vmL72sgVdAQ

Anonymous 10/04/24(Fri)08:07:49 No.4888160

Anonymous 10/04/24(Fri)13:09:00 No.4888253

>>4888160
I hear ya brother times are rough you just can't get to page 10 in this type of economy

Anonymous 10/04/24(Fri)13:22:51 No.4888260

>>4888160
>>4888253

Breaks over yas get back to work

Anonymous 10/06/24(Sun)02:17:47 No.4889069

>>4887208
OI U THINK YA CAN MAKE IT ALL THE WAY TO PAGE SEVEN? NAH NAH NAH BACK TA PAGE ONE WIT YA U CUNT!

Anonymous 10/07/24(Mon)03:07:42 No.4889508

A turtle so slow, craving that page,
Stuck on page nine, filled with pent-up rage.
His shell starts to shake, his legs press on tight,
Page ten's a tease, calling all night.

With one final push, his shell hits the floor,
Page ten’s in his grasp—he’s begging for more.

Anonymous 10/07/24(Mon)03:39:03 No.4889515

Old Sage Turtle here letting you know we will be making it to page 10 eventually. With the power of this sage we should make it in no time.

Anonymous 10/07/24(Mon)12:19:30 No.4889678

>>4889515
Be careful of the bumps on the road

Anonymous 10/07/24(Mon)12:48:46 No.4889692

>>4889678

Anonymous 10/07/24(Mon)14:21:36 No.4889723

>>4889692

That a one they recalled for a hairline cracked block?

Anonymous 10/07/24(Mon)15:15:27 No.4889746

>>4889515
Ha ha ha heh heh How do you like this bumpikamihaha

Anonymous 10/07/24(Mon)20:05:34 No.4889870

>>4887208
BACK TO PAGE 1 YOU LIL BITCH! YOU AIN'T EVER GETTIN TO 10 BUSTER. YOU HERE ME!

Anonymous 10/08/24(Tue)01:44:59 No.4890003

winking_turtles__by_mimmiel_d5ip9e5-fullview

>>4889870

Like a tic tac, tiger?

Anonymous 10/09/24(Wed)01:45:09 No.4890554

Anonymous 10/10/24(Thu)23:05:10 No.4891408

Keep it up man you're almost there!

Anonymous 10/11/24(Fri)01:33:14 No.4891433

have-a-guinness-when-youre-tired-nomad-art-and-design

I get tips for this kind of gig right?

Anonymous 10/11/24(Fri)12:11:18 No.4891593

>>4887208
>A YO DONNIE YOU DOPPY MUTHA FUCKA LOOK AT THIS TURTLE TRYING TO MAKE IT TO PAGE TEN. IM SENDING HIM BACK PAGE ONE. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF DEM APPLES DONNIE YOU LIL BITCH

Anonymous 10/11/24(Fri)12:42:01 No.4891609

>>4891593

>dear god what an ugly mug

Anonymous 10/11/24(Fri)22:44:10 No.4891807

>>4891609
>yesss yesss he is quite ugly not handsome like me the ladies fall head over heels because of my good looks

Anonymous 10/11/24(Fri)23:26:37 No.4891826

>>4889508
Gemmy.

Anonymous 10/12/24(Sat)00:05:36 No.4891834

>>4891807

Do you perchance play Warhammer 40k, and are you in fact, a dark Eldar player?

Anonymous 10/13/24(Sun)02:41:45 No.4892318

I'm a gonna stomp you back to page one and goa rescue da princess.

Anonymous 10/13/24(Sun)16:37:01 No.4892583

YOU JUST LOST THE GAME

Anonymous 10/13/24(Sun)22:03:25 No.4892702

Yippee kayAy mothafucka

Anonymous 10/15/24(Tue)22:12:42 No.4893685

I ALMOST GOT TO TEN WHAT AM I DOING BACK AT ONE!

Anonymous 10/16/24(Wed)01:47:40 No.4893760

Page 1 is where they dispense drinks before we start truckin to Page 10 again.

Anonymous 10/16/24(Wed)11:54:39 No.4893925

I wonder how a gigantic Galapagos turtle's flared dong looks like.

Anonymous 10/16/24(Wed)12:14:42 No.4893935

>>4893925

GAAAAY!

Anonymous 10/19/24(Sat)14:03:19 No.4895283

Anonymous 10/21/24(Mon)21:22:48 No.4896372

Anonymous 10/21/24(Mon)21:23:52 No.4896374

>>4896372
:(

Anonymous 10/24/24(Thu)23:08:35 No.4897755

Shrimp lucky!

Anonymous 10/27/24(Sun)19:36:39 No.4899148

360_F_651868472_dUGZZQNKbyrdwFzoPMoS4KIdHTTUUDBV

So close

Anonymous 10/31/24(Thu)10:54:40 No.4900805

yet so far

Anonymous 11/01/24(Fri)13:22:23 No.4901249

> I have returned

Anonymous 11/02/24(Sat)00:45:59 No.4901465

Anonymous 11/02/24(Sat)00:58:32 No.4901468

>>4900805
Get well soon

Anonymous 11/04/24(Mon)07:06:05 No.4902629

behold the tak yak in all its majestic glory

You weren't relieved of duty soldier! Get back to your post!

Anonymous 11/04/24(Mon)11:06:26 No.4902748

>>4902629

Hey there warrior, your mustache hairs are in violations of the groomin' standard... best square yo self away right hyea

Anonymous 11/04/24(Mon)13:30:23 No.4902824

there are countless amazing actual photos of animals. why are you posting soulless ai garbage

Anonymous 11/04/24(Mon)17:57:30 No.4902967

>>4887208
NO SO FAST

Anonymous 11/05/24(Tue)00:41:16 No.4903154

>>4902824

Why are you only posting soulless ai garbage words if you like them pictures so much eh?

Anonymous 11/06/24(Wed)02:10:39 No.4903613

>>4887208

Anonymous 11/06/24(Wed)11:40:50 No.4903735

GRAND SLAM MUDDAFUCKA

Anonymous 11/06/24(Wed)14:50:50 No.4903823

>>4891807
lol is that Itos cat?

Anonymous 11/07/24(Thu)22:40:49 No.4904438

This checkpoint is closed citizen. Go back the way you came.

Anonymous 11/07/24(Thu)22:50:12 No.4904441

1250188_turtle1_jpg5f6a95c35308ae6fd7371ebefa94d1be-2251058312

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMnKNHNfznE

Anonymous 11/10/24(Sun)01:35:25 No.4905285

>>4903823
yes it's called niga-dono

Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)18:40:40 No.4906038

You have wandered into a Silent Hill of Llamas. There is no path forward. There is only the darkness here, and your death. Return from whence ye came.

Anonymous 11/12/24(Tue)01:51:19 No.4906153

p9AZtgY2xJ5HvbHZ3D4T7Ajy6KROCEIGj3fE32_syVk

Anonymous 11/12/24(Tue)13:01:30 No.4906305

This road? Hard, cold, bitter.
This endless nightmare, this path to "Page 10" does not hold meaning in this bitch of a world we find ourselves in. The abyss the never ending sea of regret, hate, sadness... What is the point of moving when we cannot move ourselves? Does the futile hope of progress drive you? Do you truly think you have a say in this? That forces beyond your comprehension would simply let you have it your way? Has thou not suffered? Has thy not known the madness? The overwhelming indifference that consumes all.
Our fates are not ours, they do not belong to us. No use in trying when it all leads us back to the bitterness in the end.
Hope is childish.
Page 10 does not exist.

Anonymous 11/12/24(Tue)13:11:27 No.4906307

boxturtle-mushroom-imrankadirphotography-gettyimages

>>4906305

It's about the journey, not the destination you myopic emo twink

Anonymous 11/13/24(Wed)22:23:59 No.4906887

Come, sit with us and remember the good old days. Page 10 isn't going anywhere.

Anonymous 11/14/24(Thu)21:22:19 No.4907271

Anonymous 11/16/24(Sat)21:23:37 No.4908043

fuck this im going to mexico

Anonymous 11/16/24(Sat)21:40:33 No.4908048

oh shit

Anonymous 11/19/24(Tue)01:40:19 No.4908888

up the hill

Anonymous 11/19/24(Tue)11:52:42 No.4909028

>>4908888
checked

Anonymous 11/23/24(Sat)11:14:42 No.4910509

you niggers almost let him get away

Anonymous 11/23/24(Sat)13:45:32 No.4910552

Get back here, I want to pet you again!

Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon)01:45:38 No.4911173

I'm going to have to search your shell.

Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon)01:47:38 No.4911175

Buy my lunch

Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)05:48:07 No.4912011

yet another on the extremely long list of reasons llamas are assholes and not to be trusted

The llama spurns you. Return to the beginning.

Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)14:12:38 No.4912129

Four-eyed_Turtle_Sacalia_quadriocellata_Instagram_Cris_Hagen_480x480

I got my eyes on you

Anonymous 11/30/24(Sat)00:20:53 No.4913116

Hey uhh about that 10th page? Gonna need you to head back to page 1. Boss’s orders. Thaaaanks!

Anonymous 12/01/24(Sun)01:50:09 No.4913424

Gimme the tenth page or I'm putting my foot up yer ass

Anonymous 12/03/24(Tue)09:16:05 No.4914408

I cast "Evolutionus Reversus"! Good luck getting to that tenth page now!

Anonymous 12/03/24(Tue)10:00:47 No.4914426

>>4914408
AIIIEEEE

Anonymous 12/03/24(Tue)13:53:42 No.4914479

>>4902629
>Tacticow reinforcemoooooooonts

Anonymous 12/05/24(Thu)22:25:47 No.4915471

You almost let him get to page 10! TIME FOR YOUR PUNISHMENT

Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon)02:05:19 No.4916702

no, you're not allowed

Anonymous 12/12/24(Thu)00:49:44 No.4917816

EVOLUTIONUS ACCELERANS!
GOOD LUCK GETTING TO TENTH WITH THAT FAT ASS OF YOURS!

Anonymous 12/15/24(Sun)03:36:48 No.4919308

cara-linda-tortuga-payaso-podoclemys-unifilis-closeup-turtle_488145-379

Anonymous 12/18/24(Wed)15:06:44 No.4921162

india-olive-ridley-turtles-2010-3-18-7-41-8

Almost... there

Anonymous 12/22/24(Sun)14:39:58 No.4923133

Kinosternon_scorpioides_cruentatum_416917698

Nope

Anonymous 12/23/24(Mon)16:34:13 No.4923788

Let's get the shell outta here

Anonymous 12/25/24(Wed)18:00:21 No.4924748

>sucks up your tenth page

Anonymous 12/26/24(Thu)00:25:53 No.4924867

>>4906153
Why did he do it bros? Can't he just dig under with ease?

Anonymous 12/26/24(Thu)11:47:39 No.4925003

>>4915471
>For the love of God, Montressor!
>Yes, for the love of God!

Anonymous 12/28/24(Sat)07:44:36 No.4925814

Oh no, your fish companion has been caught! Return to page 1 to rescue him.

Anonymous 12/30/24(Mon)19:57:51 No.4927042

Your journey is complete. Welcome to page 10.

Anonymous 12/31/24(Tue)08:02:25 No.4927185

Your journey has now taken a year, conglaturations.

Anonymous 12/31/24(Tue)14:58:05 No.4927310

MADE IT!

Anonymous 12/31/24(Tue)15:16:03 No.4927315

>>4927310
lil guy training to not get eaten by a seagull

Anonymous 12/31/24(Tue)15:18:51 No.4927317

>>4927310
>AND I WOULD WALK 500 MORE

Anonymous 01/01/25(Wed)01:58:01 No.4927475

2 min to 0000

Anonymous 01/04/25(Sat)04:07:19 No.4928926

happy new year tortl
for another year without you on page 10!

Anonymous 01/07/25(Tue)08:40:39 No.4930183

you will never get this, you will never get this

Have fun on the first page virgin.

Anonymous 01/09/25(Thu)15:48:03 No.4931329

>>4887208
bumping

Anonymous 01/11/25(Sat)11:37:06 No.4932125

not so fast dirtbag

Anonymous 01/13/25(Mon)16:04:26 No.4933487

Drink my tears insect

Boo hod hoo hoo :(

Anonymous 01/16/25(Thu)08:14:03 No.4934699

>>4933487
leave my friend alone you tigger

Anonymous 01/16/25(Thu)21:44:39 No.4934962

ahem

He's not a tigger. I am a tigger u wigger.

Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)19:32:23 No.4936438

>>4934962
Hey those all rhyme with a certain other word!

Anonymous 01/21/25(Tue)11:34:50 No.4937294

>>4936438

Bigger?

Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)18:17:19 No.4938107

I'm gonna need you to come back to the first page and answer some questions.